Please do... and record it

Might be able to clean up those rust stains by pouring some Coca-Cola over it. :-)

whatintheactualfeck

Indeed a life wasted :/

Hard pass for me.

And how was it?

T H E Y L L B E R E E T

don't throw that out, that's a collector's item and also I don't think it counts, because someone probably purposely kept that AS a collector's item

FRIDGE!? The refrigerator hasn't been cleaned out in 33 years?!

"American Cheese" is plastic anyways, no wonder it wasn't spoiled! Eww!

My mom does the same🥰

If you drank it and got ill would that be the millennium bug?

Viscous plasma, the mind boggles

if it's in the shed, it's been used to hold something else and is not what the label says. It's probably some poisonous weed killer.

...so basically dust.

How deep are these freezers?!

that just mean their really good

As a Brit in America I feel I should point out that in the UK mincemeat is like a fruit chutney, and does not actually have any meat in it!

Is there any real difference between 25 year old Spam and fresh Spam?

and now Mary's little lamb has jaundice and is no longer white as snow.

I'd have used it.

The only thought in my mind after these is: WHY THE HELL do people not clean their fridges and cupboards for 30 years???

It's a matter of being SMART ENOUGH not to try it

LOL, either it held sentimental value to her, or it was gross and she didn't have the heart to trash it. By the way, I was born in 1983. :-)

If those were from Trader Joe's they would probably take them back. ;-)

With the amount of booze that goes into Christmas pudding that may still be edible...I wouldn't risk it though.

since when does potatoes go with bolognese?!? it's meat and tomato and spices. it goes on pasta.

ahh, the memories....

I'm betting it would be less than effective.