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Dad Sells New House After Just 6 Weeks, Says The Invasive HOA Rules Make “Big Brother” Look Tame

Dad Sells New House After Just 6 Weeks, Says The Invasive HOA Rules Make “Big Brother” Look Tame

Dad Sells New House After Just 6 Weeks, Says The Invasive HOA Rules Make “Big Brother” Look TameHOA From Hell Pushes Dad To Sell His Brand New Home And Flee Just 6 Weeks After Moving InParents Buy New Home, Son Helps Them Move In, Shocked When They Move Out 1 Month Later Due To HOAGuy Helps Parents Move Into New Home, Dad Forced To Sell After Just 1 Month Due To HOADad Ditches New House In 6 Weeks, Feels Like The HOA’s Rules Are More Intense Than “Big Brother”Man Helps Parents Move Into New Home, But Helps Them Move Out After 6 Weeks Because Of HOA RulesDad Moves Into New House, But HOA Turns It Into A Nightmare, He Sells It Fast And EscapesExtremely Overbearing HOA Has Man Selling The Home And Fleeing A Mere 6 Weeks After Moving InDad Sells New House After Just 6 Weeks, Says The Invasive HOA Rules Make “Big Brother” Look TameDad Sells New House After Just 6 Weeks, Says The Invasive HOA Rules Make “Big Brother” Look Tame
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Ah, the classic tale of Homeowners Associations (HOAs), where personal freedom vanishes, and even the simple joy of a shower rail becomes a bureaucratic nightmare. Imagine finally moving into that new home, after nearly two years of waiting, only to discover you’ve signed up for a 24/7 reality show, courtesy of your nosy HOA president.

That’s exactly what happened to one Redditor’s dad. After spending years in a sprawling two-acre property, this dad and his wife figured it was time for something easier to maintain. Downsizing made sense…until they met the HOA from hell.

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Homeowners’ associations are like that one nosy neighbor who’s always lurking with a rulebook and a grudge

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One elderly couple thought their life in their new home would be peaceful and easy until they discovered just how absurd the HOA bylaws were

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The couple can’t install a shower rail without the HOA’s approval, nor can they park their inoperable project car in their own garage

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The HOA president even sent them a cease-and-desist letter after eavesdropping on their private conversations and pointing security cameras toward their house

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The couple sold their brand-new house and moved out after just 1 month of living there, because of the HOA

This HOA horror story began after this dad sold his two-story dream home and invested in a shiny new construction that he thought would be easier to maintain. But, as our Redditor and his dad would quickly learn, there’s nothing “easy” about an HOA with more rules than your average boarding school.

And this wasn’t just any HOA. We’re talking bylaws so invasive they might as well require fingerprints and a retinal scan just to mow your lawn. This sounds more like a prison than a welcoming neighborhood, doesn’t it?

First, Dad gets slammed with a rule about installing a simple shower rail. Now, he’s 62, so having some extra support in the bathroom is just common sense. But no, in HOA land, even safety requires a form, a board meeting, and probably a blood oath.

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The straw that broke the camel’s back? A casual chat on his own back patio ended in legal threats. Our dad was sitting outside, probably enjoying his morning coffee, when the HOA president decided she had nothing better to do than to eavesdrop while walking her dog. Soon after, Dad received a cease-and-desist letter, plus cameras pointed toward his house. So much for a friendly “welcome to the neighborhood.”

I get it, HOAs have their purpose. They are designed to maintain the community’s aesthetic and property value, but sometimes they go too far. While an HOA can help keep the neighborhood looking sharp, some boards take things to the extreme, enforcing rules with little flexibility.

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Sure, every HOA has its own set of rules. Generally, these HOA rules cover things like parking, how your lawn looks, how to use common areas, or how loud your music should be. But what you do in your own shower, or what you park in your private, closed garage seems extreme, right?

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So, it would be a good idea to read the HOA bylaws cover-to-cover before you buy a property. You might be picturing your dream life in a pristine neighborhood, but without checking the bylaws, you could end up starring in a real-life version of Big Brother.

I mean, since when is pointing security cameras directly at someone’s home—as the HOA president did to our dad—considered normal? Security cameras are legal when used to protect your home and family. But, when used to spy on someone or record them without consent, it can land someone in serious legal trouble, since it can be considered an invasion of privacy.

This dad and his wife wasted no time getting out of there, flipping their new home faster than the HOA could issue another letter and even managing to walk away with a $10-15k profit. Not a bad fee for a “lesson learned!”

What do you think of this story? Share your own HOA horror stories in the comments below.

Netizens are shocked by the HOA bylaws, saying what happens inside a person’s home should be their own business

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Tabitha
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like, in the two years it took to finally be able to occupy the house, the HOA board went full fascist and created a bunch of b******t bylaws that made them the dictators over their little domain. Some people should never be out in positions of power—-as we all (in the US) are going to see—-again—-because some of our voters are totally f****d in their heads. They’re in for a rude awakening when TFG’s insanity hits them hard too, and he proves to them he doesn’t give a s**t about them or anyone but himself.

Amused panda
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is a new development, the HOA board could be comprised of the original residents to move in. That would explain why HOA byelaws didn't exist when he put his deposit down but were in existence by the time he moved in 2 years later.

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Esmelee
Community Member
2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandparents lived in a community like this. Grandma had to get approval for new kitchen cabinets then when she got older and ended up in a wheelchair my family had to take the HOA to court because they refused to approve a wheelchair elevator that could take her upstairs. HOA said those type of systems were not allowed and since her place had no bathroom downstairs her only option was to move out. Judge said different.

Panda-sized Potato
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might be possible to pursue legal action, because it sounds like harassment and ADA violation. Really depends on state/county/city laws. I would definitely talk to a lawyer about this. He made $10-15k. Maybe he can squeeze a bit more from the HOA.

XenoMurph
Community Member
1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wants to live with all of that. I'd rather f**k off elsewhere than spend my life in eternal battles.

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Tabitha
Community Member
2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like, in the two years it took to finally be able to occupy the house, the HOA board went full fascist and created a bunch of b******t bylaws that made them the dictators over their little domain. Some people should never be out in positions of power—-as we all (in the US) are going to see—-again—-because some of our voters are totally f****d in their heads. They’re in for a rude awakening when TFG’s insanity hits them hard too, and he proves to them he doesn’t give a s**t about them or anyone but himself.

Amused panda
Community Member
1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is a new development, the HOA board could be comprised of the original residents to move in. That would explain why HOA byelaws didn't exist when he put his deposit down but were in existence by the time he moved in 2 years later.

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Esmelee
Community Member
2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandparents lived in a community like this. Grandma had to get approval for new kitchen cabinets then when she got older and ended up in a wheelchair my family had to take the HOA to court because they refused to approve a wheelchair elevator that could take her upstairs. HOA said those type of systems were not allowed and since her place had no bathroom downstairs her only option was to move out. Judge said different.

Panda-sized Potato
Community Member
2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might be possible to pursue legal action, because it sounds like harassment and ADA violation. Really depends on state/county/city laws. I would definitely talk to a lawyer about this. He made $10-15k. Maybe he can squeeze a bit more from the HOA.

XenoMurph
Community Member
1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wants to live with all of that. I'd rather f**k off elsewhere than spend my life in eternal battles.

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