30 Times Celebrities And Companies Posted Something So Unhinged, It Will Forever Live Online As Screenshots (New Pics)

Emma Kilcup 2 years ago

Ahh... Thanks!

14points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

Took me a minute

8points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Well done WW

7points

Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago

Hah hah, that's a great burn.

5points

SPARKIZE 2 years ago

that'll do donkey, that'll do.

1point

Tiffany C 2 years ago

I see nothing wrong here.

0points

Tyler 2 years ago

I was really confused until I read the comments... I guess Kanye weights that much

0points

Klopec 2 years ago

Ha!

0points

A P 2 years ago

Holy s**t, that's legit Wendy's level

0points

Klondike Penguin 2 years ago

I don’t get this one.

0points

#2

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Final score:

297points

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Sad Quokka 2 years ago

He's not wrong

131points

Eric G 2 years ago

Funny thing is, he's Spanish.

3points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

what the hell how is this so accurate

13points

Red Hair Blue Soul 2 years ago

Gepajogo

6points

Detective Miller's Hat 2 years ago

C.O.Y.S.!!

4points

Apps 2 years ago

Wow!

4points

Robert Thomas 2 years ago

nah thats rambo

1point

LinkTheHylian 2 years ago

The Room Next Door to Abbey Road Studios.

1point

Eric G 2 years ago

COYS!!!!! Bryan Gil is the Future!

1point

Klopec 2 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Molly Mitchell 2 years ago

wow like a mirror image!

0points

#3

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Final score:

294points

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Purple Gerbil 2 years ago

James Blunt is funny! This was obviously intentional.

86points

MagicJacket 2 years ago

His Twitter feed is quite good. Very funny guy.

7points

karl briggs 2 years ago

He often pokes fun of himself, did a whole music video on it.

11points

Sinnsyk Jakte 2 years ago

...I just see James Blunt rolling down a steep hill and going 'H'wheee!' as Snoop just cheers him on.

3points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Both so blunt.

3points

Lily from England 2 years ago

James Blunt’s whole Twitter account is hillarious. 🙌🏻🤣

0points

Klopec 2 years ago

That is always time!

0points

While some celebrities, particularly those raised in the age of the internet, might actually just enjoy posting without a PR team, companies have their own motivations. Let’s face it, corporate marketing speech is just boring, so businesses want to be relatable. So by using the writing style and language of a real person, brands want to create a closer connection with their audience, making them feel more valued and understood. This, in turn, can increase brand loyalty and trust, as the audience feels like they have a personal connection with the official account.

Official social media accounts that come across as distant and unapproachable can make the organization appear unfriendly and out of touch with the needs of their audience. By being more relatable, organizations can showcase their human side, making them more likable and approachable. However, it's not hard to find examples where companies absolutely misread the room and just made people confused.

#4

Final score:

288points

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Christopher Bowers 2 years ago

I oddly got so many likes from replying to that tweet saying, "Especially cake!" and I included a photo of her cake products.

80points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

😂 I'll do it too

10points

magix (they/them) 2 years ago

same. dolly is awesome.

10points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

DOLLLYYYY she is a queen :D

8points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I'm also a cake, cookie and cornbread type 😋

8points

Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago

I am also proud to call myself a cake, cookie, and cornbread type.

5points

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I love Dolly 💓

4points

glowworm2 2 years ago

Aw! Adorable!

4points

V 2 years ago

Mmmm, I might go home and make cornbread

2points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago

That’s because Dolly Parton absolutely rocks.

1point

Display_Name 2 years ago

CBD as in CornBreaD! Mexican, sweet, or cracklin cornbread?

1point

#5

Final score:

288points

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Alex and definitely not Sauron 2 years ago

Too late

113points

SilverIsGold 2 years ago

(1 minute)

12points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

Yes, the clarification did not help. I will still defeat my boss.

9points

BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago

Definitely not Morgoth would like to have a word with you.

2points

kath morgan 2 years ago

*Puts down crowbar*. Aw.

12points

Oliver 2 years ago

Should’ve warned me faster

9points

DC 2 years ago

... too late. Good thing is, he isn't conscious again and likely won't remember.............

8points

Francine Govan 2 years ago

Instructions unclear ... *sighs* in unemployment

4points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Thanks for the clarification 😅

2points

glowworm2 2 years ago

This is hilarious!

2points

Terran 2 years ago

Workers of the world unite ✊

1point

VeryDarkMatter 2 years ago

working in an office is actually very much like an RPG.. You get tons of Quests every day. Some are even fetch quests. Lot of people bother you with their problems that only you can solve. You encounter many mini bosses and of course a major boss battle might wait around the next corner. Then you save your progress and log off.

1point

Christopher Bowers 2 years ago

If I would had saw that tweet the day it was posted I would had replied, "Hiring the voice over guy from Mortal Kombat as we speak that says "FIGHT" and "FINISH HIM". Then reply to that other tweet saying, "Thanks a lot, now you tell me! Waited too much time reading this to perform my fatality, so they just fell over on their own...what a waste."

1point

#6

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Final score:

280points

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Rei 2 years ago

Why am I laughing so hard?

93points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

This was too funny.

11points

A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago

yeah, there is more to that one; OK Wildlife is hilarious.

5points

Marcel 2 years ago

easily amused ?

0points

glowworm2 2 years ago

This one is great.

8points

OneHappyPuppy 2 years ago

@ your momma's

5points

Bananananana 2 years ago

*c***s shotgun*

5points

Cow Bell 2 years ago

Ah yes, bp, I too, penis my shotgun

13points

Mark Karol-Chik 2 years ago

Their twitter feed is hilarious!

1point

dejadru 2 years ago

Their account is amazing, very funny!

1point

Klopec 2 years ago

The funniest post today!

0points

Sue From Michigan 2 years ago

Lol !

0points

Wendy’s is often touted as the golden example of a good social media presence. Bored Panda has actually covered some of their famous roasts (not talking about meat here) in the past. But it’s not just jokes, their strategy has promoted sales, increased brand recognition and garnered a lot of, generally, positive attention. Many of Wendy’s competitors are now playing catchup, with mixed results.

#7

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Final score:

278points

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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

Would probably do a better job than Elongated Muskrat.

234points

o_o 2 years ago

so thats his full name- still better than his childs, its like he named them after his password

19points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

Oh, without a doubt. One of these men is a genuine success story and one hell of a good businessman. Spoiler alert: it ain't the Muskox.

7points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

*yelp of surprise* He's doing a job between tweets?

7points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

😂 elongated muskrat

4points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago (edited)

“Apartheid Clyde” is my favorite

3points

SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago

Elong Moosecrack…is the correct pronunciation.

2points

Upstaged75 2 years ago

That's brilliant!

1point

Gabe Hawker 2 years ago

James and Mason would be proud

0points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago

“Probably”?

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

He'd certainly be more mellow, lol.

0points

Marcel 2 years ago

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James016 2 years ago

It would need to be renamed Twizzle if Snoop took over

19points

glowworm2 2 years ago

Yes! "Twizzle" sounds awesome!

10points

Wellsandra Hill 2 years ago

The 16% was probably Elon musk

15points

Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

I feel like he do 100% better job.

14points

Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago

I'll cast my vote for Snoop.

7points

glowworm2 2 years ago

Hell yeah!

7points

Sydnie Laney 2 years ago

everyone loves snoop dog

5points

Antoinette Maldari 2 years ago

I thought he meant for President...Hell Ya!

3points

Gogubaci 2 years ago

snoop for president

1point

JG 2 years ago

YYEESSS

1point

#8

Final score:

258points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

I mean, he's not wrong. I'm still waiting for the official statement LOL.

98points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

We will wait for it! (They were so serious and so polite. I feel like they were trying not to laugh).

7points

Budcot 2 years ago

At a tribunal it was described as a chocolate covered biscuit by the company

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Long meeting apparently.

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

I love Richard Osman. Always asking the important questions. :D

12points

MagicJacket 2 years ago

Side note: Richard Osman has written at least three very charming mystery novels about the "Thursday Murder Club." Fun series about old folks in a home solving crimes.

9points

lozenge 2 years ago

The fourth and final novel is out in September 😊, can't wait for it.

3points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

Twix's response is 👌

7points

K- THULU 2 years ago

But is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit ???

3points

Cindy Brick 2 years ago

Let's have a Twix while we're waiting...

2points

Tim Gearing 2 years ago

As Shakespeare would have said “ there’s many a slip, Twix the biscuit and the lip” I’ll see myself out :)

2points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

Fun fact, Richard Osman’s brother, Mat, co-founded the group Suede (or London Suede if you’re in the US) with Brett Anderson.

2points

K- THULU 2 years ago

Actually, that's pretty interesting... Suede were a pretty cool band...

1point

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

It's got more biscuit than chocolate, it's a biscuit

1point

Antoinette Maldari 2 years ago

"It's the only candy with the cookie crunch!"-G. Costanza

1point

#9

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Final score:

220points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

I'm going with the first image because the second one is just too much to ponder.🤔

135points

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

I agree ... the 2nd one looks complicated

8points

Antoinette Maldari 2 years ago

The second one looks more like he wants his ..err...belly scratched. His belly, that's it.

6points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Firenze! Get your hooves on your side of the bed.

3points

Catlady6000 2 years ago

The second looks easier on the back, though. How to say your middle-aged......

2points

Dodomaster 2 years ago

Second one looks lonely too

2points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

Like . . . the things happening?

0points

MauKini 2 years ago

What about two centaurs?

19points

Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

🙄🤔🧐 let me know when someone has the answer.....

11points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

If you snore, are you sent to the couch or to the barn?

14points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

1st 1 looks way more comfy if u get a bigger bed

6points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

After carefully reviewing both images, I can definitively say that a centaur should ONLY be a little spoon

5points

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Agreed

2points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago

For some reason, that blue person doesn't look like he wants to be spooned in either position...

5points

Jennlyn 2 years ago

He does look quite traumatized

3points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

All I can see in both cases is that you really need to change your bed. But perhaps you had not planned to sleep with a centaur.

5points

Otter-Popsicle 2 years ago

I have questions

5points

Anjelika 2 years ago

I'm going to be thinking about this all day now

2points

Pauly Donahue 2 years ago

This implies there is a 3rd option

0points

This can be equally true for celebs. Some may choose to post without consulting a PR team because they want to present a more authentic and unvarnished version of themselves. By avoiding the input of a PR team, they can showcase their personality and opinions in a more unfiltered and genuine manner, which can help to build a stronger connection with their fans and followers. In the 21st century, it's pretty normal for people to be pretty active on social media anyway. If a celeb posted their thoughts on Twitter before they were famous, why should they stop?

#10

Final score:

214points

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still tired 2 years ago

Poor Sonic 😞😥

86points

Lee F. 2 years ago

Sonichu.....

1point

best turtle 2 years ago

twitter is a steep hill of cool or very disturbing art

12points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Don't ever go to Deviantart then :)

14points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Sonic's been done dirty so many times 😫

6points

glowworm2 2 years ago (edited)

*Covers Tails' eyes* "Don't look, Tails!"

6points

Turd Ferguson 2 years ago

Every instance of Sonichu lol

0points

Lee F. 2 years ago

The jar has been solely filled by Chris Chan

0points

Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago

Ahhh, good ole rule 34.

0points

#11

Final score:

190points

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parmadillo 2 years ago

So, we still gonna hang out?

54points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

First, they're going to a tanning bed. That boy is the whitest person in America.

0points

Ginger Ghost 2 years ago

if you put them together you get a full beard

29points

Gil Heuvelmans 2 years ago

Together, their beards complete the ring beard

7points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

Bam did a lot of things to himself... but I still hope he gets the help and peace he needs.

7points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

Hogan might prove to be a little bit psychic here. Steve-o says he’s bracing for Bam’s death right now from all of his issues. The Hulkster might want to leave this up a bit.

6points

LinkTheHylian 2 years ago

Bam Margera and Ozzy Osbourne are walking miracles.

4points

Klondike Penguin 2 years ago

It must’ve been embarrassing for Hulk Hogan to confuse Bam for Ryan Dunn. 🫣

3points

Manny_Flawz 2 years ago (edited)

Hogan has been dropped on his head way too many times.

2points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I'm aliiiiive!

2points

PotatoNinja5000 2 years ago

This aged well.

2points

#12

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Final score:

176points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

That's deep

68points

the one panda _ 2 years ago

r/im14andthisisdeep

12points

Larry XK 2 years ago

Katy Perry deep

6points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

Very, literally millimeters, deep.

5points

Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

We are prisoners of our own body, that's why it's made of cells!

0points

Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago

And, you know - incorrect.

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago

Deeper than Deeprak Chopra

0points

Manny_Flawz 2 years ago

Dungeon deep. 😉

0points

liam newton-harding 2 years ago

Posted from iPhone.

13points

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

We call them mobiles

5points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

The irony...

5points

SPARKIZE 2 years ago

irony cell bars? :D

0points

Otter-Popsicle 2 years ago

Then why are you on your cell phone?

4points

Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

Why would a celebratory post this I feel like she in her cellphone too cause it wouldn't have got posted anyway so......... awkward but the post ant wrong.

4points

Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago

Believe it or not, some people still use computers for this sort of thing...

2points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

Wow, I never realised Katy Perry was 65 Years old!

3points

David H 2 years ago

This is a super old one, it dates back to the 90s, you can see it in many religious sermons going back to the late 90s as well. This is a very very very old one.

2points

Maltaros 2 years ago

The thought may be longstanding but the post is only this past November.

1point

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

They're called mobile phones!

2points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Yep. Mobile phone or, in lovely parts of the world, a Handy.

2points

Bonesko 2 years ago

Just because I've been on my phone nonstop for 12 hours taking quizzes and looking at memes doesn't mean I'm a slave to my phone 😙

1point

#13

Final score:

175points

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Stardust she/her Premium 2 years ago

I’d hate to be Kuko in this situation

43points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

I would too . . . earnt my laugher though. And upvote.

5points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

hope u dont live in florida my guy

7points

Julie Snelling 2 years ago

This sort of thing happened to me twice from a boy I used to work with both times it took me to porn. You would have thought I'd have learnt the first time!

6points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

💋💋👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

3points

Rigor Moreno 2 years ago

Gotcha!

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

I just snarfed my friggin tea!

0points

#14

Final score:

170points

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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

I dont want alot for christmas🎵...

54points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

It was a brave attempt. Maybe next year. You have 10 months to research new containment methods

17points

Dr_Atlas 2 years ago

I'm sorry, we tried

15points

Zachary Greenhalgh 2 years ago

yasss the SCP foundashun!!!

9points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

I actually do like this song it’s just everywhere during the holidays it gets annoying

9points

best turtle 2 years ago

next time just drop a mountain on her

8points

glowworm2 2 years ago

The scariest thing out there on Halloween!

6points

Navindu Wijewardena 2 years ago

bahahahahaha

4points

oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago

love this running joke

2points

Sergy Yeltsen 2 years ago

I just want to know what Maria';s SCPF number is.

1point

#15

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

168points

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karl briggs 2 years ago

What sort of crazed person would do this?

85points

Saxophone 2 years ago

I would

17points

ThelowlandsYeti 2 years ago

My grandmother used to do this for me but only with the crust on top. As kid, I only liked the crust of bread so as a special treat she would give me a horizontal slice which was only crust ☺

6points

Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago

Someone making finger sandwiches

3points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

Perfect for making a sandwich cake!

3points

Antoinette Maldari 2 years ago

Dagwood Bumstead, for one.

3points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Scooby?

2points

R 2 years ago

Search for: smörgåstårta

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

The person who has a huge amount of pastrami and swiss cheese!

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Someone who wants a l o n g sandwich

1point

YTK 2 years ago

Me at 4 am

1point

Marcel 2 years ago

smart*

0points

David H 2 years ago

Mega Grilled Cheese Sandwich!!!

10points

Oliver 2 years ago

Call the f*****g exorcist

9points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

They sell this at quite a few Asian bakeries near me. Sometimes I will buy it to make a super long grilled cheese for two, or fold it in half to make a sandwich.

7points

Sanna Jokela 2 years ago

In Finland we use these to make bread cake. Like layers of bread withball the fillings imaginable on top of each other. Very fancy wedding/naming/etc party food.

5points

strawberry idiot 2 years ago

Sounds tasty

0points

54 s 2 years ago

You do that when making those odd frosted sandwich loaf things from... probably the 50s?

3points

goldoche 2 years ago

Some people still do it for Christmas partys in Quebec. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_loaf

0points

Dr.Caffeine 2 years ago

This is similar to the way disney shows their villians are evil. 🤣

2points

Garry Cowan 2 years ago

This a movement I could definitely get behind.. imagine the sandwiches??

2points

RandomHumanBean 2 years ago

No.

1point

Liz 2 years ago

Before I could process the photo, I thought it was boobs with a bandeau…

1point

#16

Final score:

160points

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I need to unearth my old drawings from when I was 5 and make several pairs for myself!

71points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

"HELP!"

8points

BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago

yeah, imagine a pair of socks covered with poorly drawn penises.

7points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

one time I fell asleep at my own house after a party... had to dash to work in the morning. didn't realize until I dropped trou to take a s**t that I now had, on my leg a pen drawing of a d**k with wings.....jizzing out multiple other d***s.... I was wearing shorts that day

6points

Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago

I'll stick with putting my dog's face on socks 😊

3points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I'd probably buy those socks...

3points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

H E L P

3points

Parmeisan 2 years ago

What does this ad have to do with official social media accounts?

2points

CrystalM Albert 2 years ago

So only Dads wear socks?

1point

Vicki Cunningham 2 years ago

I love this.

1point

funkybluegirl 2 years ago

Adorable idea.

0points

Tim M 2 years ago

I made my dad an art shirt before I was a Toddler. That MF wore it until the day he died in my mid 20s (early 70s for him.) Still amazed

0points

#17

Final score:

151points

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still tired 2 years ago

W-wait, they're not wrong..

73points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

No . . . they aren't . . .

11points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

oh. oh my

18points

Megha 2 years ago

I-WHAT IN THE HOLY WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

Did someone suggest that they’re the same thing as an absorbent menstrual product?

8points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

JESUS CHRIST that's funny

5points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

HAHAHA! Oh no...

3points

Gavin Summers 2 years ago

well.....

3points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

This is why I wear period underwear

2points

Illicit 2 years ago

Wow, this is legit social media marking.

2points

Display_Name 2 years ago

You are only "in them" a few days out of the month. They are in "their Dms" every day of the month. Checkmate

2points

#18

Final score:

128points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

Um... nevermind. 🫣😮‍💨

71points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

It looks . . . like . . . legs . . . can hear?

8points

best turtle 2 years ago

they could have done anything else except this

24points

AnnaB Premium 2 years ago

What idiot okay'd this???

18points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

um isn't fried chicken a racist stereotype?

12points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

It’s one I don’t understand. I mean, I understand that black people love fried chicken. But you know who else does? Literally every other race in the world.

27points

Natalie H 2 years ago

Actually I don’t understand this stereotype. I’m white, and I love fried chicken. My whole family loves fried chicken. In fact, everybody I know likes fried chicken, regardless of race, age, gender, sexual orientation, etc. I’d like to know who made up this stupid stereotype. I’d like to dig them up & slap them across the face. We ALL like fried chicken 🍗

6points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

So, so very awkward

11points

Eric G 2 years ago

They didn't, did they? No, no one could be this stupid

8points

Jack S 2 years ago

Seems, inappropriate.

4points

SilverIsGold 2 years ago

Ah, stereotype!

4points

David H 2 years ago

To be fair, what else would a fried chicken chain tweet? Its not like the sell burgers

4points

Coolwhip 2 years ago

They could've done it without the chicken, literally everybody in the world knows what KFC sells. The tweet alone was enough.

7points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

The only worse idea I could think of is “Kentucky Lives Matter”

3points

#19

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Final score:

128points

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Nurichwersonst 2 years ago

Macarena!!!!

142points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

*clap clap*

22points

Roy Zobel 2 years ago

Ay! ;)

2points

CHOCCY MILK 2 years ago

Big macarena

1point

EJBWritesBooks 2 years ago

The ice cream machine got on Twitter apparently

24points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

No, otherwise their account would have broken

13points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

This is the sound your colon makes after eating McDonalds.

9points

Nina 2 years ago

👍👍👍

1point

RamiRudolph 2 years ago

Yes, that's the sound my ear is currently making.

6points

LibrarianJanet 2 years ago

Somebody saw a spider...

5points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

E

4points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

eee

1point

Hank Jimison 2 years ago

A sports it’s in the game

3points

Dr.Caffeine 2 years ago

I wonder what this was supposed to mean?

2points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

I think it means "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(etc)"

2points

jaysko 2 years ago

A - G - L - E - S!!!!! Haha 🦅 go birds!

1point

QuanτumSpace2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ 2 years ago

The tweets are as broken as the ice cream machines

1point

#20

Final score:

126points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

Super cute 🥰

29points

Mr. L 2 years ago

Remember when he had guns? This is him now. He's gotten soft

5points

Noosh 2 years ago

Ok but the person who took the ss……… their pfp cracked me up lmao 🤣

2points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

The best kind of selfie!

2points

LinkTheHylian 2 years ago

Goth is back in fashion.

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I love SEGA!!

1point

Clare Urbanski 2 years ago

That's wholesome ngl

0points

#21

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

119points

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KBT 2 years ago

This is hilarious lmfao

19points

Noosh 2 years ago

Went on a Ryanair flight to Rome…. loved Rome…. Didn’t love the flight….

5points

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Ryanair twitter is hilarious. Flying with them, I don't know, can't comment.

3points

Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago

Ryanair- the flying bus!

2points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

They’re heightist, someone cancel them

1point

Clay S. 2 years ago

What do airlines have against us tall people? Seriously

0points

LiuLiu Premium 2 years ago

yes it is real!

0points

Anni 2 years ago

Worth it for their £1 flights!

0points

Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago

I was just on British Airways coach and my knees hit the chair in front of me sitting straight up. I'm 5'6". No idea what tall people do on those flights.

0points

Magey 2 years ago

Suffer

0points

Nina 2 years ago

Worst Airline ever! 👎👎👎

0points

#22

Final score:

110points

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Thor Haugen 2 years ago

Teletubbies are creepy. Look into those eyes....

47points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I commented and then saw this 😂 glad I'm not the only one who thinks these things are nightmare fuel.

19points

Maltaros 2 years ago

Don't look into your eyes. They will steal your soul and puppet your body to push MLM "opportunities".

7points

R. H. 2 years ago

Those eyes drove Jerry Fallwell mad

5points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

No, thank you

1point

glowworm2 2 years ago

When a Teletubby wishes you a happy birthday, that is the highest compliment you could ever achieve.

13points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

When a Teletubby wishes you a happy funeral, that is worst threat you could ever receive.

8points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks the TTubbies are absolutely creepy?

11points

Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago (edited)

A lot of kids' programming seems a bit creepy if not outright bizarre to adults. Check out the Krofft brothers' stuff from the '70s.

8points

Loki's_Lil_Butterknife 2 years ago

You know you've reached a whole new level of stardom when you get special birthday wishes from a Teletubby that looks like it just took a hit of reefer.

9points

karl briggs 2 years ago

This the same Harry Styles that spat on Chris Pine on live TV?

5points

JM 2 years ago

That never happened.

22points

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Awful yet terrifyingly adorable

4points

KatZen 2 years ago

Love his pearl necklace. And now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head.

1point

o_o 2 years ago

oh my god its staring into my nonexistent soul

2points

Clay S. 2 years ago

Does anyone have a flamethrower I can borrow?

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

I hope that Jerry Falwell can see this, wherever he's slinking about.

0points

#23

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

106points

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karl briggs 2 years ago

Icecream soup?

41points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I'm (gaggingly) guessing it's Cream of Mushroom soup, with Gushers candy added in.

29points

Oliver 2 years ago

Cursed?

2points

A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago

Hope so

1point

T5n 2 years ago

Gusher and ice cream soup would likely be good, unlike this abomination .

0points

Noosh 2 years ago

This made me feel physically sick

7points

Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago

This is a crime against humanity.

5points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

what the fresh hell is this

3points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Barftastic!

3points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Why

3points

Boris Long-Johnson 2 years ago

Oh no please no - it makes me think of the Reddit “jolly ranchers” story.

2points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Y'all, it's 7:00 am where I am, it's too early for this s**t

2points

o_o 2 years ago

this feels illegal - hello 999

1point

Marcellus II 2 years ago

Candied tzaziki or what is this unholy gel?

1point

#24

Final score:

104points

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Derpcat 2 years ago

As someone in Ohio, I can confirm

60points

Will Hooper 2 years ago

Agreed

4points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

Idk, Ohio isn't that colorful.

7points

Dr_Atlas 2 years ago

SCP

6points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Looks like Ohio all right

4points

Noosh 2 years ago

*screaming* MY EYES…. OHHH!! MY EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

4points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

I think I know this guy

2points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

Wtf

1point

surprised pikachu 2 years ago

wyoming ice tea: nothing (wyoming doesnt exist)

0points

Clare Urbanski 2 years ago

Why am I laughing my A*S off at this

0points

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

Ow, my eyes

0points

#25

Final score:

100points

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Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

That's why I work from home.

50points

VonBlade 2 years ago

I made sure my job was on the downhill bit.

9points

Antoinette Maldari 2 years ago

Or my parents going to school, there and back. Except, there is no snow and that guy is wearing shoes.

4points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

My eyes just rolled into the back of my skull.

4points

Distracted Panda 2 years ago

I see Saul, I upvote. :)

2points

Cuppa tea? 2 years ago

Both ways!

2points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

🤣

2points

Brittany 2 years ago

Sonny side up is a joke page

1point

Icecream Sarang 2 years ago

Okay, but that’s because it’s a quarter mile uphill.

1point

crazy_stupid 2 years ago

Well, that's why work is an uphill struggle!

1point

Bekki Sala 2 years ago

It's all good, man

0points

#26

Final score:

95points

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Alex and definitely not Sauron 2 years ago

I have several little rats

34points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I love rats, I had one in my teens! But I'm not sure I could keep them as pets any longer... too much heartbreak :(

8points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Me too! They're so cute.

2points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

Same here

1point

Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

I have several donuts🍩🍩

1point

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

No wonder she’s such a great cook!

3points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

YoLandi Visser quite literally had this

0points

Jellicle bat (he/she/they) 2 years ago

I have a really big rat up my sleeve

0points

#27

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

92points

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Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

This is to do with Glass Onion. He’s the voice of the clock on the island.

101points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

really! i loved that movie, that's cool

14points

funkybluegirl 2 years ago

Thanks. I somehow missed that piece of trivia. Makes sense.

2points

MelFunction 2 years ago

I did not know this. Thank you.

0points

Robert T 2 years ago (edited)

Did Big Ben strike the hour, or did Jeff Bezos launch another rocket?

7points

the one panda _ 2 years ago

Ding.

2points

YTK 2 years ago

Dong

2points

Display_Name 2 years ago

Wasn't he the voice of Pinocchio with Tom Hanks?

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Riveting.

1point

Noosh 2 years ago

Same 🫶🏼

1point

Passerby 2 years ago

Deep.

1point

MelFunction 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Edda Kamphues 2 years ago

I'd love to be the Ding to your Dong.

0points

#28

Final score:

86points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

Um... I don't think Grandpa would mind if I took the cheapest option. #RIP Poppy

58points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Are all social media account managers on crack? Is that what it is, is it crack??

5points

Jennlyn 2 years ago

It's either crack or mass incompetence

4points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

Someone should drive an Uber with a hearse just to see peoples’ reactions.

4points

No Way 2 years ago

Incredibly tasteless

3points

VonBlade 2 years ago

I really couldn't take an Uber to El Alamein from where I live.

2points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

What??

2points

HoRace 2 years ago

Does this mean Uber Black is the same as regular Uber, but with dark humor during your ride?

1point

Pauly Donahue 2 years ago

Ride your bike. Disappoint that miserable old bastard one last time.

0points

Wm Paul Robinson 2 years ago

To save money I told the wife to just dump me in the hole of the nearest roadworks. For eternity I shall be at one with the Earth.

0points

HoRace 2 years ago

Grandpa was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors… and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and… up to… Pismo.

0points

#29

Final score:

80points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

Bichon Yorkie? 🐕

54points

SH Holmes 2 years ago

Koala? 🐨

8points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

Clearly a uterus!

21points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

Thought same, "Fallopian not Pomeranian".

10points

LoneTomato 2 years ago

Looks like a koala to me, personally

14points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

Yup, two ears, looks kinda evil despite trying to be cute, and slightly singed. That sadly all checks out

8points

karl briggs 2 years ago

Burnt.

9points

Otter-Popsicle 2 years ago

Fail?

4points

fogharty 2 years ago

Evil teddy

3points

Joshie.Bean 2 years ago

DAD! MOM IS AT IT AGAIN!

2points

Family Osborne 2 years ago

Shrek

2points

Icecream Sarang 2 years ago

Burnt

2points

Peppy 2 years ago

Beakless chicken

1point

#30

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

75points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I can smell the painful levels of insecurity from all the way over here.

183points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago

And narcissism.

34points

CHRISTY SMITH 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Shelley Dawson 2 years ago

I love people who have never done or achieved anything being spiteful to those who have. Jealous or what¬

-2points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

Why does this man want to travel to the space? He already is in a different planet.

25points

Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

I can actually agree to that

8points

TopCat 2 years ago

If this does not shout out narcissist, I don't know what does

19points

karl briggs 2 years ago

Someone with a megaphone shouting narcissist?

10points

David H 2 years ago

btw for peopel to realize, the revolver is a known movie prop he bought at auction, and the flitnlock pistol is an actual antique worth tends of thousands. However the diet coke is a lot.

15points

Rebekah Krause 2 years ago

Is this to defend it, or clarify it is actually more obnoxious than the initial impression?

5points

Austin Sauce 2 years ago

How small does your wiener have to be…

9points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

The response tweets/images were much more fun tho.

9points

Emma Kilcup 2 years ago

I was about to say, "Wasn't there a meme about this?"

6points

Wintermute 2 years ago

Diet Caffeine Free Coke. So I've found the only one other person on this planet who drinks the stuff... and it's Elon Musk... Well I guess that's the one thing we have in common.

4points

Upstaged75 2 years ago

Anyone who drinks caffeine free soda is completely unhinged. Is that empty bottle for peeing in after he drank all the soda?

3points

Heather Gomez 2 years ago

Is the gun pointing at the bed?

3points

Gozer LeGozerian 2 years ago

If he hadn't been rich and could pay those women to be baby pez dispensers, he'd definitely be an incel

2points

#31

Final score:

37points

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Indecisive_Bee 2 years ago

Haha oops?

10points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

*awkward silence*

2points

Eric G 2 years ago

I freaking hate being a Cardinals fan

2points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

😂😂😂

2points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

I was looking at the pic and I thought that was BG.

0points

#32

Final score:

36points

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Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

Oups?

0points

RagDollLali 2 years ago (edited)

Awkward. They put him between a Rock and a hard place.

7points

Christopher Bowers 2 years ago

Dwayneo Johnsonars.

4points

Kerry Schultz 2 years ago

this is amazing

3points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Guess Bruno ROCKed her world??

2points

#33

Final score:

35points

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

That's not a-----

38points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago

Oh. Ohhhhhh-

8points

Clown fish 2 years ago

OH YESSSSSSSS 🎵🎶 lol

1point

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

Oh God, I was wondering for a second…

1point

JD Cass 2 years ago

Wait, if this is in the studio, what's in the nightstand??

0points

Alias-the-shade 2 years ago

Knife this is a knife

0points

Saxophone 2 years ago

What is it? I’ve seen it before what does it do?

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

Works well for the Beach Boys' Good Vibrations. ;-)

4points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Sure. Microphone. That’s what it is.

4points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Hold it close to your lips and talk into the end

1point

Boris Long-Johnson 2 years ago

Cruel intentions scene coming up

2points

JD Cass 2 years ago

This must be what they used in the old Herbal Essence commercials.

0points

Dodomaster 2 years ago

It does tend to amplify sounds

0points

Stygtand Premium 2 years ago

Well it can amplify something..

0points

Chris Landrum 2 years ago

Does it come with a USB?

0points

Boris Long-Johnson 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

#34

Final score:

35points

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Passerby 2 years ago

Yes, that is very ethical, Amazon music.

19points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

Well . . . pantie music is good . . . (blinking innocently)

0points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Ahahaha I mean... 🤭

0points

#35

Final score:

34points

POST

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Uncanny! This is the bestest artist!

21points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

Yes, I love this painting, it makes me cry with joy the morest!

2points

karl briggs 2 years ago

All I see is two photos?

5points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

what's the post here, its a picture of dua lipa?

2points

Tim B 2 years ago

Please tell me that's a template for a tattoo!!!!

1point

VonBlade 2 years ago

Dual IPA. That should be a bottle of beer.

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

That neck tho.

0points

James016 2 years ago

Derp Lipa

0points

Just Jeff 2 years ago

Duaderpa

0points

Kindlovinghumble 2 years ago (edited)

I'm laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂😭 the neck 😭😭

0points

crazy_stupid 2 years ago

That "artwork" should be burnt

0points

#36

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

33points

POST

Red Hair Blue Soul 2 years ago

Anyone else sing that?

29points

Noosh 2 years ago

Yes 🥹

4points

Clown fish 2 years ago

Yep

1point

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

100%

1point

Benita Valdez 2 years ago

Absolutely

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Absolutely 😂

1point

🫦08 2 years ago

lol i did

1point

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)

this is very very cursed

1point

#37

Final score:

30points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

He is God. He can be any colour he damn well likes

29points

hcaballero57 2 years ago

Ok either he's not telling us something or someone is spoofing the account. I'm going with option A

5points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago

Was that one of the outcomes of being able to buy a blue checkmark and just pretend ot be "real" celebrities? Because that would be hilarious

3points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

*gasp* it was blackface all career long? No, I'm confused now.

2points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago (edited)

He has probably someone to manage his accounts and that person messed up…. Or he is trolling people

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

HAHA Morgan Freeman is the best 🥰

2points

#38

Final score:

30points

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Potato Panda 2 years ago

O.o

19points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They were too cute to hurt! *sobs*

4points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

If you want to eat meat from well treated animals, this is the best way. Would it be better if they suffered somewhere off camera before becoming food? I think this reality is something every meat eater should come to terms with or just switch to veggies. (I'm not vegetarian btw.)

5points

BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago (edited)

It would be better not to name them and treat them like pets before eating them. It reads like a betrayal. Animals can be humanely raised for food without going to this emotional extreme. I am a vegetarian, so maybe I am a bit biased. But I do have to buy cat food made from meat and I try to be mindful of making ethical, humane choices.

3points

best turtle 2 years ago

NOOOO NOT THE GOATS

4points

PattonPawter 2 years ago

They died of natural causes right? …RIGHT?!

3points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Did they go on a trip somewhere? Where did they go?

3points

White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago

The oven store.

3points

Inge van Echelpoel 2 years ago

That is disturbing

2points

Wadofbees 2 years ago

👁👄👁

0points

JD Cass 2 years ago

Name the ones you keep. Number the ones you eat!

0points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

Love seeing celebrities act like normal people :D

0points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

nomnomnomnom

0points

#39

Final score:

29points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago (edited)

Idc, freezeria is the best

21points

Dr_Atlas 2 years ago

You're right, team freezeria

5points

𝔙𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔊𝔦𝔯𝔩 2 years ago

No, sushiria is best 🍱

3points

Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

No donuteria is 🙃🍩

3points

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago

Currently on level 70 of Scooperia. It's started to glitch a little, unfortunately.

1point

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Freezeria and pancakeria are my favorites

1point

beethebi 2 years ago

frrr

0points

Mr. L 2 years ago

Papa louis 3

2points

#40

Final score:

28points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

This is what happens when you're a m****n Starboy.

14points

Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago (edited)

Moron? Nvm not enough letters

0points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

I recognize the Hieronymus B painting in the background but no idea who the face is supposed to be.

0points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

👀

0points

#41

Final score:

27points

POST

Alien Ghost 2 years ago

Mark's mother's recipe, straight out of area 51

47points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

Ah, that Venusian classic, the Fucksgiving pie.

6points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

If soylent green were pie

7points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

What in the fresh hell is this? A cow pie?? 💩

3points

Robert T 2 years ago

Cow pat pie. They just leave 'em lying round the fields. ;-)

3points

Sad Quokka 2 years ago

Mark needs help

3points

karl briggs 2 years ago

Green pie... reminds me of a blue waffle I seen once.

2points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

*shivers* never forget

1point

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

That's just nasty.

0points

White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago

Higher Hair

0points

DC 2 years ago

Ah, one of the great ones. THE LISHES! Mold cake! Always look forward to the third generation of fungus growing atop the previous one - third is best!

0points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

Maybe it’s some kind of metaphor for how Meta is doing at the moment.

0points

Chris Landrum 2 years ago

snot. pie

0points

#42

Final score:

26points

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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I would put that glitter-tampon sculpture on prominent display in my house in a heartbeat. Even better, I'd put it on my front lawn.

31points

LoneTomato 2 years ago

Same here! I weirdly like it.. but I like its message even more

4points

sturmwesen 2 years ago

Could it be a letterbox?

2points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago (edited)

Mount it on the roof of a BMW where it matches to one in the driver's seat

2points

David Hale 2 years ago

Gaping hole, now, THAT IS FUNNY!

2points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

This is awesome

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I'd probably get evicted from my apartment for putting one of these on my balcony.

1point

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago (edited)

Maybe I am sick, but I …. like it!

1point

Chris Landrum 2 years ago

gaping hole?

1point

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

Jeez! I looked at the picture before reading the caption and thought it was of a couple of cocktails and a lit cigarette!

0points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

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LoneTomato 2 years ago (edited)

De-stigmatizing menstruation and the female body, and as Dr Atlas said, learning

10points

Dr_Atlas 2 years ago

learning

5points

Brocken Blue 2 years ago

Ew? Lolololol That my friend is a statue with glitter, and the only thing disgusting about it is how other people react to it. If you think menstruation is disgusting you take that “ew” right to the mirror,ok? Grow up.

3points

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

as has been said, to make menstruation something that is regarded as something normal (which it is) and to educate members of all genders about it.

1point

#43

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

26points

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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

Nope.

16points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

If spider . . . I scream

2points

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

why do I love this lmao 🤣

5points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

The Sprouses are pretty damn funny

2points

Noosh 2 years ago

My EyEs! … I CANT SEE!

2points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Why

1point

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

bruh

0points

#44

Final score:

26points

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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

most normal lemon in ohio

6points

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

That's his .... Ohhh face

0points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Thprite.

0points

Oliver 2 years ago

What the fu-

0points

the bean master 2 years ago

Nam flashbacks

0points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

the teeth! noooo

0points

#45

Final score:

26points

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Saxophone 2 years ago

Perfect

11points

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK is right.

2points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

This is a masterpiece.

1point

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

And the onk stand for . . .

1point

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

EONK

0points

#46

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

25points

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

Yup, no red flags here.

61points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

Nope, I'd trust him 100%

3points

PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago

I just learned that this smegma (credit to Robert Millar, see below) lives in Florida..... oh,my

0points

Dodomaster 2 years ago

No chance, no way

0points

Alien Ghost 2 years ago

Tell me you're insecure without telling you're insecure

28points

SilverIsGold 2 years ago

Tell me it's wrong to live like this without telling me it's wrong like this

0points

Robert Millar 2 years ago

There are alpha males at this moment pulling children from the ruins of buildings in Turkey. Others are fighting Russian murderers and rapists in The Ukraine. You, sir, are just smegma. Unpleasant and unwanted.

19points

SilverIsGold 2 years ago

What? What did he even do to be "smegma"?

4points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

What does smegma mean in this context?

2points

LittleWombat 2 years ago

This should be the top comment!!

1point

Jellicle bat (he/she/they) 2 years ago

I sit with my legs spread wide open? That's kinda gay bro ngl

15points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

Peak bottom behavior right there. He should just keep the leg spreading to the bedroom (like me), exhibitionist blerg.

1point

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Well, all of the above except for the bible (unless you count The Way of the Great Flamingo), so apparently I'm an alpha male. Funny, you'd think I would have noticed that in the shower this morning

10points

MauKini 2 years ago

Please eat your chicken raw.

10points

Deborah B 2 years ago

Terming yourself "alpha" always makes you look insecure and self-concious. Confident people with high self esteem don't feel the need to tell everyone they're macho, or worry about projecting a 'manly' image.

5points

VonBlade 2 years ago

You cook your chicken? Ya big girls blouse. Eat it raw like a man! /s

5points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

What an absolute twatbasket.

5points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Spread your legs wide open when you're sitting next to me and you'll end up with a fork in your thigh

4points

#47

Final score:

25points

POST

Zayla Silverwood 2 years ago

Snoop Dogg!

37points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

SO SNOOP DOGG!

1point

Coolwhip 2 years ago

Tom was all of our friends.

4points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Well, did he abide??

1point

VonBlade 2 years ago

Why is this lying liar lying to me now.

1point

#48

Final score:

23points

POST

ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago

Use that shirt you like to tear apart ...

11points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)

Just . . . the awkward hobble walk to get the towels in the other place . . . I'll go out for privacy

3points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

I thought this was a Covid thing, but the date?

2points

VonBlade 2 years ago

A whole sentence without being a racist, self-aggrandizing douchebag. Ring round the calendar moment there for HH.

2points

Nitka Tsar 2 years ago

I don‘t follow him, I only really know him from some funny movies back in the…… 1990s (that‘s when I watched them. They might be older). Is he racist?

4points

Noosh 2 years ago

………… 👀

1point

#49

Final score:

23points

POST

Potato Panda 2 years ago

...what?

24points

JoyfulZebra 2 years ago

It's from this scene from Spongebob Squarepants: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=67hw7hj_xkc

9points

Kristie French 2 years ago

Haha. Krusty KRAAAAAB PIZZAAAA!

2points

MagicJacket 2 years ago

There is a famous video of her, taken by a friend, of Arianna off camera walking through her house just singing the Crusty Crab Pizza song at the top of her lungs.

2points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

love u ariana, but what???

2points

Bordem Exprt 2 years ago

Crusty Crab Pizza Is The Pizza For You And Meeeeee

1point

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

You can call it pizza, but the DEA has other names.

1point

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

"MY DIET DR. KELP!!!"

0points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

I am not sure to be proud I got that pretty easily or not…

0points

LibrarianJanet 2 years ago

Spongebob! lol

0points

Oliver 2 years ago

High?

0points

#50

Final score:

23points

POST

beethebi 2 years ago

where's the banana for scale?

4points

#51

Final score:

23points

POST

Alien Ghost 2 years ago

Hey!!! That big box could potentially fall on a kid and hurt him/her!!!!!

5points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

No, it's okay, their new pet shark will protect them

5points

Okiedokie 2 years ago

*looks at shark* Sorry Frank, you’ve gotta go. *watches as Frank hangs his head dejectedly & slowly flops back into the Pacific*

1point

DC 2 years ago

Chainsaws, Flamethrowers, Electric furniture to execute the entire family as a together-experinece, ...

0points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago

Damn! Anybody know how to return a shark?

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

You better have saved the receipt.

0points

Inge van Echelpoel 2 years ago

So no.pet sharks?

0points

#52

Final score:

23points

POST

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

What I needed. An airplane window for when I want to travel but can't.

5points

FLASH 2 years ago

Well, I will always have the window seat!

1point

Rilmar 2 years ago

Want

0points

#53

Official-Social-Media-Accounts-Weird-Stuff

Final score:

22points

POST

Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

Didn't they win twice though? 🧐 🇫🇷 I'm a Christian Lavern, and you're not helping us in the spread love department. 😒

55points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

How many times did the US win the World Cup again ?

5points

Hobby Hopper 2 years ago

And, as has been undeniably demonstrated countless times, God really cares a lot about sports.

2points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

She does know that France is a Catholic nation right? Right?

2points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 years ago

France had a 30 year long religious civil war between Catholics and Protestants. Then 2 more centuries of religion related trouble. Then 1 more century until the Catholic church was finally and officially kicked out of the State and political affairs. So no, France is not a Catholic nation anymore.

3points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

That would explain Maradona's "Hand of God".

2points

ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

Never heard something dumber....

2points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

You must be new to the internet.

2points

Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago

Try telling that to all those Soviet-era world chess champions

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago (edited)

She's an idiot. IIRC the entire nation came together with monetary resources to help rebuild Notre Dame. The folks of her ilk can't come together on whether the dress was white or blue. Mutts.

0points

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

I refuse to believe that Lavern Spicer is a real person.

0points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

God don't care what sport you play.

0points

#54

Final score:

20points

POST

Bisexual Axolotls 2 years ago

This might be the only true thing he's posted

16points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

For all of Elon’s attempted jokes, he finally posted a decent one.

0points

#55

Final score:

18points

POST

Jellicle bat (he/she/they) 2 years ago

B(e) quiet (yo)u little brat i tried to it didn(')t work

18points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Thank you for translating!

4points

SilverIsGold 2 years ago

ah yes the king's wool

1point

#56

Final score:

18points

POST

Caro Caro 2 years ago

I don't know but you sure as heck married one ...

20points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Several, ftfy.

2points

Unstablefrog 2 years ago

Kourtney what the f**k

4points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Protip, twitter isn't google.

3points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

THE ANTS CAN SEE LEGS! ---angsty 80s song by Severed Heads, as coherent as any K on a good day

2points

Sarah SH 2 years ago

Yeah those Kardashians work so hard and are so invested in their kids that they hardly have any free time. Sure. 🙄

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

👁👄👁 really just out here trying to stay relevant, huh...

0points

#57

Final score:

18points

POST

karl briggs 2 years ago

Name of Elon's next child?

46points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

lol

7points

Theoretical Empiricist 2 years ago

You mean someone would f**k him AGAIN?

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago (edited)

Or Trumps next wife. Oh wait, it doesn't start with an I.

0points

Detective Miller's Hat 2 years ago

I think his stroke had a stroke.

3points

DuchessDegu 2 years ago

Lovecats walking on the keyboard!

3points

Kharyss 2 years ago

Damn! Now I need a new password 🙄

2points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

oh my god is that the lyrics to ieaiaio

1point

Robin DJW 2 years ago

Someone's encryption key?

1point

Oliver 2 years ago

I’m positive he’s drunk

1point

#58

Final score:

17points

POST

Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

Wtf is going on that guy is dead

12points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

They're just doing surgery to the other areas.

1point

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I love how the guy's shoulders are detached from the rest of his body.

0points

#59

Final score:

17points

POST

panther 2 years ago

That's an interesting segue.

16points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

😬 Very

1point

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

what is happening

1point

#60

Final score:

16points

POST

Fluffy mommy panda 2 years ago

Aren't they both at least that what I heard?

13points

MagicJacket 2 years ago

Kid Rock, the streetwise tough guy rapper, born Robert Ritchie to obscenely wealthy parents, grew up on an estate with a mansion, tennis courts, swimming pool etc, talking about frauds.

8points

Rinso the Red 2 years ago

Oz is a great example of being amazing at your specialty (heart transplants) but being a total moron in every other respect.

7points

Sarah SH 2 years ago (edited)

Oprah learned from her mistake and endorsed his opponent in his Senate election.

2points

#61

Final score:

15points

POST

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

That escalated quickly...

6points

Lissah Mackenzie 2 years ago

The Itaewon Disaster was a tragedy... think Travis Scott concert but worse

1point

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

So . . . my costume is a dead me?

1point

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

Did they think it was a group of people dressed up as the contestants of squid game or something???

0points

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

Seoul be partying HARD

-1point

#62

Final score:

14points

POST

Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

Global warming??

9points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

Hot USA? Chili America? US Death By Heat?

1point

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

This is not how venn diagram works. Plus southern Us is hot and likes hot food and will look at this thing not having gumbo in the cross section as a travesty.

0points

#63

Final score:

14points

POST

Passerby 2 years ago

And posting this on Twitter didn't make you feel weird at all?

18points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

Look him up.... It's worse than it seems.... then go watch YOU and the episode of Workaholics he was on and be really disturbed

2points

Hamster 2 years ago

Read up on D'Elia for this to make more sense. Super creep

6points

BasedWang12.7 2 years ago

and he's "played" a pedo.... more than once

3points

Wintermute 2 years ago

Well we certainly missed this red flag didn't we?

3points

Marcellus II 2 years ago

Sounds like Mike Pence. If you can't trust yourself, who am I to doubt your assessment of your own predatory nature!?

1point

LoneTomato 2 years ago

*even on the internet*

0points

Marcos Valencia 2 years ago

If you started following her on the birthday she had the age... that would be even weirder.

0points

#64

Final score:

14points

POST

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

Um.

4points

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

Thiiiiiicc?

1point

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

Is this targeting?

1point

#65

Final score:

11points

POST

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

OOooooof 😞

6points

Natty Tempest 2 years ago

I don't get it 🤔

0points

#66

Final score:

10points

POST

The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago

I'd say Peeping Tom, but it's Peeping Zuck.

4points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

Facebook finally has realized

0points

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

🫣

0points

#67

Final score:

10points

POST

panther 2 years ago

It's not lmao, it's cringe.

15points

Shifty McFlea 2 years ago

Less or more fun than what?

0points

#68

Final score:

10points

POST

What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago

im concerned

15points

PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago

Perhaps watch the episode for proper context?

0points

the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago

uhhhhh how about no

4points

DippityDooDerp 2 years ago

Y'all Quagmire is horny and perverted. Quagmire isn't a pedophile. There's literally episodes where minor characters come on to him for sex and he gives them advice.

2points

just another teen 2 years ago

what the f-u-c-k is wrong with his toes

2points

Rinso the Red 2 years ago

What? You don't have big toes? Freak...

5points

Silvermidnight 2 years ago

*confused look* Isn't this . . .

1point

#69

Final score:

9points

POST

Passerby 2 years ago

What is the story behind that picture?

12points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

it is SZA's album cover

11points

#70

Final score:

7points

POST

Ches Yamada 2 years ago

Oh, fack you if this is real. It's not edgy or cool to hate on furries anymore, they're just a fandom like *every other one*.

26points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

Furries aren't even the only fandom to dress up in costumes!

19points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

I've seen so many weirder things in fan world than furries and I've liked weirder things. Plus it's not like most of the superheroes wouldn't be considered furries if you think about it. Batman, Spiderman, Antman, Robin, Wasp....

3points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Not to worry, KFC is about 40 years behind most things. And, they're not relevant in the least so there's that.

1point

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

F**k you KFC. Furries are awesome folk. I envy their creativity. All you got is half-baked racist ads and s****y food.

4points

BrandyAKAmom 2 years ago

Swiper no swiping????!!!???

1point