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It is true that men and women can crack equally funny jokes, but it is also true that men and women might find some things funnier than others. It can depend on people’s experiences, interests and culture. 

This one Facebook group with almost 12 million followers caters to men’s humor, although the posts can be universally funny as well. It’s called Men’s Humor and includes funny posts on Twitter and other social media as well as memes.

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Benita Valdez
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so freaking cute. Never let anyone tell you to grow up. This isn't childish its bonding. Like camping but not gross

Tiffi
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is pretty darned adorable. Enjoy the game and pizzas guys.

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really cute. They look so happy!

Earl Grey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PERFECT! (except that you didn’t invite me 😣 )

les
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is the guy on the bottom eating the receipt?

TheOne
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a great idea! We should always remember that the simple things in life, like spending time with our friends and loved ones, is the best way on Earth to bond and relax.

Lauren Caswell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this pic before I thought they were watching dr who

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Men’s Humor has the biggest following on Facebook where they are followed by 11.8 million people, but their Instagram and Twitter game is strong as well where they have 4 million and 2.6 million people enjoying their content.

Not only are they present on social media, but they also have a website. The team behind Men’s Humor describes the purpose of their content: “Men’s Humor was built around one guiding principle: men enjoy humor. <...> Our core belief is that men’s souls would wither and die without seeing something funny at least a few times a day, and that is exactly what Men’s Humor intends to provide our readers.”

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    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to f**k with truckers, on the road? It's obvious that there are many ways they could make your travel experience miserable. Remember, they are in contact with one another.

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized (as I hit 'post') that it sounds like I'm talking about a pack of wolves. I meant it more like, I respect truckers, why would you f**k with them?

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget getting stuffed in the locker in high school, this is your new hell, Dan.

    sara fulmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's great is the evil joy you give the rest of us on the road that hate THAT GUY. (some of us even cackle 😈)

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never make a truck slow down it's not right.

    In the doghouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a good way to get a 40,000 pound rear ending. [don't think I said that right /s]

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    Scott W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. If the driver had a lick of sense he would have put it in park and waited them out. Also, let's be honest why in F are semis taking up 3 lanes in stop any go traffic, that is beyond rude.

    MouseyMouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it rude that they're in same traffic everyone else is stuck in?

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    Will Cable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who had a screen jet aimed to the side to wet people or cars

    Elim Garak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so dangerous. Actually, a whole family died this way in Italy about 10 years ago, squished between two trucks.

    enohPilivE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then don't cut off 80k lbs vehicles at highway speeds? Those truckers use the roads to deliver more value to the economy than any one of us - and that's why they make 6 figures without a degree.

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for Cat! You know she's plotting some sort of revenge for that little slight.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat....mmmmmmmmmm new scratching post

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm.... You might want to get a matching box for that cat too.

    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww the smirk is so CUTEEEEE

    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get a chair for the cat

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have your moment canine filth, have your moment" growled the Void

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    It’s not just a meme page either, but it has a bigger role in a person’s life. “MensHumor.com is the buddy you share memes with. It is the group chat with your oldest friends. It is the brains of Homer Simpson and Walter Cronkite mashed together in a particle accelerator.”

    It’s not only about the memes, but more about the community, “The most important part of the Men’s Humor operation is…YOU, the reader. Our organization would not be possible without you.”

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats gonna be me, and ima be ok with it

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, it can be a blessing to have a roof over your head on your own terms

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roof and walls. Off to a great start 👍

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that for 6 months! Only no air mattress. Had a comforter doubled up on the floor and one over me. Was kinda cool actually!

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started with an air mattress then it broke. My friend brought me his army cot and that was sooo uncomfortable. But it worked until I figured something out.

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    Daman dan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started out like this. Of course back then we only had crt TV's not no fancy lcd, so the boxes were huge. I used mine as a dinner table for a while. All alone in a new town with nothing to my name. Best days of my life!

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy box TV, mine was set up on milk crates.

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    les
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next purchase is a sofa bed, a real bed comes later

    TheOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus brings back do many memories. Sigh.

    T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not what you have, it's what you make of it

    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there ain't NOTHING wrong with that!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat seems pretty relaxed about it, tho'

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See, Mike? According to the chonk chart, you're at "Oh, Lawd! He comin'!"

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that one is labeled “Oh lawd he comin’” on the chonk chart

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo has been making the rounds, for years. IIRC, the man is not the veterinarian, but the kitty's owner. His wife posted the picture.

    J. G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the owner or his wife or both fed that poor thing incorrectly...

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See this here? You've reached maximum fatty. It's diet time."

    Philip Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he relaxed ....he can't move....lols

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is like; Yeah whatever as long as I get food I don't care. If you put me on a diet, I'll catch birds. I win either way.

    Victoria Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catching birds is exercise, which slims you down. So technically, we win.

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    Phoebe Stein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat be like: Why thank you for the compliment.

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    They also include some made-up history facts and quotes from President Howard Taft, wanting to make a point that men can’t live without humor, whether it is laughing at someone or making others laugh.

    Although the precise information is not reliable, the main point of what the team behind Men’s Humor emphasizes is that a good laugh is an important part of a man’s life and for them, it’s actually more important to make others laugh rather than find someone else funny. And it all comes down to evolution and people’s instinct to procreate.

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really need that giant skeleton. My Christmas decorations would look so much more amazing

    The Hairy Wardog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Deadman party leave your body at the door

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream house is just no hoa so I can do things like this

    Amber.exe (She/They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you paid a lot get your moneys worth

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...How does that fit in storage???

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't, that's why people leave them out. (Seriously, though, they come apart so you can put them back in the box.)

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    Blatidae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore hallowe'en and would love one of those skeletons. Wonder if I can get one in the UK...

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in my neighborhood has a giant skeleton decoration, and they've put a Santa hat on it for the holiday season. I can understand why. If you've got a cool skeleton decoration, why go through all the trouble of putting it up and taking it down for just about a month?

    gg Gc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen them but this one is the most clever

    Nat of Clan P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I LOVE this!! If I had these, I'd put Santa hats on them.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are actually very good friends. Any ad with the two of them together is both wholesome and funny.

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They co-hosted the Puppy Bowl last year! It was amazing!

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    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoop lights a lot of BBQ grills... That's why it's funny!

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought Snoop's cookbook. It has a forward by Martha.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a real ad? I hope it is

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This one is definitely real. There were commercials too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8jAtLBF_Lk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdYXpP8G-AA

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that Martha's been to prison, she's got street cred.

    Kenneth McCartney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to wave to her when she was in women's fed which is right next to Santa Rita County Jail in California. When I was released from county you have to walk past the women's prison yard and all the women wave and smile!

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fo shizzle ma nizzle. These lighters are the rizzle dizzle

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And more... Snoop actually pays someone 40k/year to be his doob roller. Guy just travels around with him and rolls him doobs whenever he wants one.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off subject, but THIS is what I love about the real America. Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are besties?? Of course they are!!

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often wondered if they've indulged in herbal "and more". I'll bet Martha's a hoot when she's high.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I burst out laughing at this

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must now convert to male

    Stealthzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won’t work, you need our genetics. Source: my friend has bad hair and he used to be a girl

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    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodywash? Dishwashing detergent works fine too..

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an ex who used Dawn dish soap. Boy had the fluffiest and softest hair I've ever seen.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lionreal. Because you're worth it.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be he's born free with it?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look at this and think about the erm..... I want to put it in a polite way...the sick ,f*****g animal killing bastards (c-words) who would just look at this beautiful lion and just want it as a trophy. I hope that was polite enough

    Hannah Wragg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a meme? It ain’t that deep, my guy.

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    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rain water and mud. 👍😎

    Empresslockness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men tend to have amazing hair, nails and eyelashes.

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    A study conducted by Rod A. Martin looked into how important humor is when looking for a partner and his conclusion was, “Although both sexes say they want a sense of humor, in our research, women interpreted this as ‘someone who makes me laugh,’ and men wanted ‘someone who laughs at my jokes.’”

    Nichole Force explained in her book Humor’s Hidden Power: Weapon, Shield and Psychological Salve why women would want a partner that makes them laugh: “Evolutionary psychologists have theorized that a sense of humor is a sign of intellect and strong genes and that women, the more selective sex due to the burdens associated with pregnancy, are attracted to funny men because of the genetic benefit that could be bestowed upon potential offspring.”

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    Mia D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat paw x-ray is fake. The real adult cat x-raw will look like this! soveypqnyu921.jpg soveypqnyu921.jpg

    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's that kitty's metacarpals???

    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a wee baby. The paw bones aren't joined yer.

    the engineer 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Lulu John
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This circles the planet and back every 6 months or so and you still have to remind the children that’s not how bones really look. 🙈🙈

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this upvoted. 🐾

    Mr.Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little paws and skeleton compared to the human hand is just so adorable

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    🦐 Shrimp Whisperer 🦐
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I imagining a long line of them following behind and saying "YOU ARE THE MESSIAH"

    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many raccoons where we lived. One time me and my sister were walking the dogs and we saw a lady chasing three really REALLY FAT raccoons . The lady then went on to explain that the raccoons were being sneaky and stealing her dogs food. I will forever remember the three raccoons scurrying away to the woods. XD

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The claw machine scene from Toy Story. "I have been chosen. Fair well my friends. I go on to a better place"

    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby! I can only imagine what he must’ve been thinking when he realized he was stuck for a good while….

    Honu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who knows how far he will have gone before he can get off? He may end up in a place he doesn't know without his other racoon friends having to figure out how to survive in a new environment.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the mighty racoon messiah

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the land of curdled milk and empty honey bottles!

    simply.Taz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww.......Heaven is real!! Lol

    Felicia Dale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this furry one got safely dropped off somewhere appropriate.

    StayClassy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best photo/caption combo on BP ever

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    Men and women have a different relationship with humor: one of them wants to laugh while the other wants their jokes to be appreciated. But both sexes also have a different way of creating humor.

    The book author describes a bit what are the differences between men’s and women’s humor: “While women tend to share humorous stories and take a narrative approach, men more commonly use one-liners and engage in slapstick” and “While women tend to use puns, self-deprecating humor and wordplay, men are more inclined to use physical and active humor,” adding that this is only a generalization that summarizes the tendencies. 

    Because men and women produce humor in different ways, there is a stereotype that men are funnier than women or that women aren’t funny at all. Although studies show that on average that is true. Evolutionary psychologist Gil Greengross and his colleagues Paul Silvia and Emily Nusbaum from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro reviewed all available studies that analyzed how men and women produce humor.

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    lilylynx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's name is Kimba :D

    Wesley Stewart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One might say they are... A-KIMba to each other.

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    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog's a diamond. Dad's a dude. Top marks 💯

    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had several talks with my dad before hubby and I got a dog. Mom and dad live across the street. I had to keep explaining that I will not tolerate any meanness towards the dog. Dad always yelled at our childhood pets to get away from him, but when they were alone would baby/treat/cuddle them. When I found out, I was so mad. Why TF would you feel it necessary to yell at the pets just because we're around! He's never been able to explain it other than 'They were your pets.'

    BubbaLouie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhh sevenya babanishi baba.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly accurate for every food industry worker

    Magical Carp God
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to say that looks like an S.E.P. Somebody else's problem

    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You didn't wanna listen. Every email met with silence. Every request flatly turned down. Well. So long suckers. See you on Monday!"

    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stopped being my problem when I clocked out."

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not my problem anymore. Byeee!"

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me leaving the navy during the preps for a huge inspection our ship was stressing about.

    Gregg Bender
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No OT pay, no helpee. So sorry.

    Dagnirath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my monkey, not my circus. So long suckers!

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    According to their calculations, “on average, men appear to have higher humor production ability than women. Note that I emphasized the word average because the study does not mean, as Christopher Hitchens famously proclaimed, that women are not funny.”

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    They also created a theory about what causes men to be funnier than women: “It is possible that the view that women are less funny is so pervasive that societal forces discourage girls and women from developing and expressing their humor, making a woman less likely to be perceived as funny.” Although they are leaning more to the evolutionary theory that was mentioned above by Nichole Force.

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    Pedantic Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be interesting for the back of his head if he brakes suddenly...

    Kurichfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    farewell right arm, it was nice while it lasted *slice*

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    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid in the middle grows up with no knowledge of the outside world.

    William Teach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except.....if you have to slam on the breaks, are those whatevers secured?

    BubbaLouie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually be somewhat a good idea.

    Dad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it's made out of light cardboard though because otherwise somebody is going to be 'final destinied' in a spectacular way.

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    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. I had to put number three between numbers one and two because they both loved him but fought like hell with each other. Now he's bigger than both of them and they get along. It does get better... Mostly.

    Poeha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put nr.2 inbetween. Someone jokingly asked them: which one of you is the sweetest? They both pointed at him. He is. He's the peace dove. But sometimes the peace dove gave a kick too lol.

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    laura lee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! Work smarter, not harder. I approve.

    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess necessity is the father of invention?

    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I'm thinking dad might be an engineer. That seems like engineer thinking, to me.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sends this to my friend. *Slowly looks at Jordan.*

    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 The side eye always gets me 🤣🤣🤣

    Lavendar rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me and my husband everyday!

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! (me and my husband, not me and yours...)

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    RandomHumanBean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me at school with my bestie every day. we try to sneak snaps of eachother with weird filters or unflattering angles all day and send them. its too much fun. XD

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    Sean Sean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing up too fast can kill you when you reach your fifties. Especially men. Google it. The statistics are positively frightening. Be careful out there, fellas.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I'm dealing with my mother. She knows how to trigger all the lights at once.

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you go back down and all is ok.

    Lace Neil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body: Terrain... Terrain... Pull UP!

    Ba-Na-Na
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so perfectly relatable?!

    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that moment where you're waiting for your blood to catch up to your head SO much fun?

    Empresslockness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me after sitting at my desk to long and getting up and trying to walk to the bathroom.

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    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a line yesterday and the lady ahead of me had a pupper on a leash that really wanted to be my friend, he was giving me a huge grin and wagging his tail. We were giving each other puppy eyes. So I, for some reason, lost in my amour for this dog, decided to drop down two inches - this dog went NUTS and started zooming, ended up jerking his owner out of the line and making her drop her bags and was pulling and barking like a nutcase. Everyone was giving me The Look 😅 I’m sorry dog lady, wherever you are

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    Christopher Trott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That move means play to a dog. Too bad that move is similar to how a skunk says back off.

    Kenny Earthling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is an instinctive pose called a "play bow" used to tell the other dog that you are ready to play

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog needs someone to teach it to pounce.

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    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a huge fear of mine, before Final Destination. That movie f****d with my head.

    Wood Carver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working pipeline a few years ago and we had to use an active lumber road to a major cut to get to the right of way for the pipeline in grand Prairie Alberta. The logs have nothing on the drivers getting paid by the load. I've never experienced such sketchy driving. 5 deaths in the six weeks we were on site. Never again. One of those Jack knifing down the ice covered mountain road was a daily site, drifting them was part of the technique. They move in convoys and you pull over to let them by or they scream at you over the radio and pass you anyway at 80. Off the road the nicest men I've ever met, on the road furiousa and mad max together wouldn't faze a Canadian logging driver

    Teresa Spanics
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why I always let trucks like that by (Canadian here).

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    Lianna Bolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 15 years ago in our area, a family was driving on Boxing Day, next to a truck filled with logs. Unfortunately the driver of the truck didn’t properly secure them. The only survivor was a 3 yr old girl. 😢

    Tuna Beach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right??? I would not be in that lane!!

    Erica Knapp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually one of my biggest fears lol

    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heed final destination rules ALL the time!

    michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my fears yes, but not the only one, the other one is the container trucks never drive behind it or passed it not even next to it, always keep a good following distance

    Samantha Mannion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually made my husband switch lanes on the highway the other day because he got behind a log truck and I was like o hell naw....do u not remember final destination man...

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie made my anxiety permanently worse. Watching it should come with mental health warnings. I never follow log trucks and I will pull the whole car over if any rolling item, like a water bottle, falls into the floor.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ill do it. Sorry in advance. "Her shadow looks like rotisserie chicken cuz she a tasty dish". I'm really sorry

    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg headless even lol great snap!

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the shadow when the sun isn't almost right overhead.

    Cathy Carey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's almost noon?! Durp

    pink_panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you're a snack? Got you, girl!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a meme page directed at men, but this meme from a woman, about herself. It's funny, but I don't see why it's on the list. It's not really something relatable for men or even for everyone

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step-mom: "Have you done your chores?" Me: " LOOK ITS PAPA SMURF"

    Wood Carver
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey he's standing wearing a hardhat safety glasses steel toes and had his gloves ready. Better than half the guys on some crews I've worked for. I'll take him lol

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    kf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Construction Site Dory: "Hey look, Turtle!" (Do it with the voice, it's fun.)

    axle f
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a pigeon biting his a*s?

    kf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't see that til now. Pigeon making a tail for turtle?

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    SR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shadow animal skills look great on a resume.

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grinds teeth: what kind of food!??

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love this picture. I'd like to see the cat now, see if it's still as grumpy.

    Jules Nin-sted
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an angry little muppet! Love.

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10? At night? Hell, I'm already in bed.

    Neuropotathy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading a book with my teddy bear like Mr Bean

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you set an alarm on your phone, make it the phone ring tone. Set it for 5 mins. It rings like you're getting a call, oh no I gotta go home my fridge is running away sorry oof!

    Breezy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, I've already been in my pajamas for 4 hours, we ain't going nowhere lol

    Tams21
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my younger days in Berlin where night would *start* at 10pm. Now I'm in my PJs and ready for bed.

    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Party at my house. No Homo *Wink wink* (Im joking btw)

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you looking for the answer "The bar.?" Then you go "Trafficconing.?" Then whatever else?

    Alexander Petrusa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? That's when things are happening man...

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In bed, probably on the phone looking at memes

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    BubbaLouie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you can sell it for good money!

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be elated if I won an appliance.

    Valerie G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down in the States don't you have to pay taxes for any prizes you win before you even leave the studio?

    FeelingFrisky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure but I think you pay it when you file your taxes? I know there's a spot on the form that asks whether you want any money or prizes.

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    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! My showcase showdown can be all appliances, cleaning supplies and a big a*s gift card to the grocery store

    Happy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I keep buying appliances now. They make life so much easier! My sister thinks I'm weird af tho. Not long ago, I bought automatic scrubber so I can clean the bathroom easily and I FREAKING LOVE IT. My sister thinks I'm weird and she doesn't understand why I am fascinated by it.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits hard. I might get into coma if I win a Kitchen Aid blender.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this one. I'm 59 & my husband & I just bought our first home. Very first BRAND NEW washer & dryer. I guess that finally makes me a grown up.

    SteinmetzTheLizard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at that age yet buuuut you could drop it on somebody and sell their organs

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Winning an appliance", Where is that Paradise?

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    Stealthzilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much how it happens, but by the time I get to it it’s already dead and I sound stupid

    Jeff Gabrisl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really need to bring back some old timey slang, like bee's knees or cat's pajamas

    Mrs. EW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I can’t.” When something dramatic or dumb happens. I hated this phrase. I heard it daily at my one job. I made fun of it. I started using it. Still trying to recover from it

    Candy Cane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. This is how it spreads. Or at least how I started using 'salty'.

    Terra Raizor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never did I think I'd start saying "it's been a minute"

    J O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I hate when people say "butthurt"...

    J O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sWeeet!! That's MINT!!!

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    Rosemary Janiak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My password is: imdepressedandcryingonthefloor!1

    Will Cable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partner can remember their ancient ICQ (yes, that old) but can't remember the one to the phone account

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone's password: FamilarNameBirthday, e.g. Bubbles1983

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have passwords that are related to the site in some way. Some are along the lines of "f*ck this website for all eternity!" And others are along the lines of "crochet everything in the world!" Or "this site will make me so smart in 2022!". :D it was a tip I read online ages ago and it's really great! Makes it easier to remember the passwords and you don't need to think too much about what your new password should say. :)

    ReginaC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't have passwords as a kid.. im like that as an adult

    Lydia Languish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current password Dolphinsarecool26!

    Christopher Trott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a pretty good ‘passphrase’ and the added characters make it better. Passphrases are not susceptible to dictionary attacks. Ihatechangingmypassword! Iwontrememberthis1! Ichangeditin1222!

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    Will Cable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wanting to throw a ball down the aisle and wait for the reaction

    karen snyder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I am sure nobody cares but, that's my commute! This is Bay Area Rapid Transit in California. Oakland, east bound line between 19th St and Mac Arthur, to be exact.

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche plays fetch. She's worse than a dog. Eventually a dog will get tired. Also, a dog will understand that the game stops when the human's arm falls off. A kitten will demand the sacrifice of both arms, legs, and mouth, and still get mad that their human has stopped throwing the mousie toy. Not that I speak from experience, or anything.

    Karen Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the dog is the only happy passenger on board.......hmmm....

    Remi (He/Him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the last time this doggo is gonna play fetch with Clark Kent

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to see the dog. At first I thought it was about the angry looking lady in the foreground.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, poor baby :(

    Anaïs Grobin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dog that went blind, life was good as long as we kept everything on the floor in the same place. He mostly navigated through smell, and was plenty active until he died at 13.

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: it's not the one in the foreground. That one's just not that into food

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I bet thier nose has led them to where to yummys are...

    Adele Maestranzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, isn't the pupper nose still working??

    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dumb, he can smell. Don't need sight to know where the food is. He must just not want any, he's not a fatty dog.

    Anaïs Grobin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a blind dog, he never begged in the wrong spot but honestly he was never perfectly aligned either. He'd always be pointing like 6 inches to the left and it WAS funny!

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    SAF saf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk, i've had a blind dog and that nose ALWAYS works lol.

    Abby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i suddenly start laughing when i knew it was sad

    funkybluegirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he doesn't know what he's missing. The others are painfully aware.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I go to bed just to get to my next socially acceptable meal faster

    Gintaras Jonika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like there is another brown cat spooning white one:D

    Alexandra Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said in a post above, we need to stop glorifying overweight pets as cute/ funny etc. It's cruel and begging for health issues and joint pain and a shortened life expectancy

    Dzjaz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Later", eat more food "later"

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your underwear has the saying "Permit holders only" on it

    Steve Robert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the only g string you own is in your piano

    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eugh. I don't wanna date, but I want random cuddles and someone that I can roll my eyes at

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAaaaammmee Edit: Not really I'm not even halfway to 30 yet

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    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the person I inspire to be!

    ChocolateCake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good answer. :) I want to do that too

    GoldfishCrackers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if this doesn’t speak to my soul…

    Suck it Trebek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

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    CalmAndCollected
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That some unfortunately placed bird poop with that scene...I hope that's not poop..

    Lil’ Raichu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! A toad was on this hood… totally nothing else…

    Mr.G86
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez those were some knockers!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I get the lights turned on in my eyes

    Summer Mason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Won't wake up to a sound, but you flip any light on in the house I'll come running to turn it off.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to be me and I miss it. Now I'm up before any of my alarms have a chance and I continue to set all of them just incase there's that one morning. They now just help cue my special needs brother; he knows a certain routine occurs at each alarm which helps with his impatience waiting to be picked up for program (can't tell time)

    Tiffi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my hubby M-F. Then Saturday and Sunday golf mornings roll around, he's out of the bed, in the shower and drinking coffee like a chipper bird at the crack of dawn. He assures me that being late for the first tee is a cardinal sin.

    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 4 alarms? I have five! (each 5 minutes apart.)

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I can sleep through fire alarms. One time my mom blasted an air horn in my ear on April Fools'. Guess if I woke up. (Answer--no.)

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my husband. He needs two alarms going off at the same time to wake him up.

    MAKtheknife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this person doesn't have cats.

    Janice Seagraves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I have to check and see if my husband has gotten up to get ready for work.

    ADHD McChick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I'm in this picture and I don't like it. Just kidding. It's hilarious and I love it! 😂

    Bonny Saxon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest is the hardest to wake up. At 22, she still sleeps so hard she drools.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro im never gonna cook a pizza right, so good luck

    les
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goddammit, i read the post above and now i'm reading it as "as foretold"

    Lindsay Harless
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… if it was ALL lit up… “ITALIAN AFFAIR”? is this like a place women can GENUINELY know the Italian man? Oh and it includes pizza too…

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite dinos 😄😄🥰🥰 headbutter for life

    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if you knock two bald heads together hard enough it can spark and start a fire, like flint

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz even the tiniest of head wounds bleed like a fountain and bald guys have no hair to soak up the blood. It'd look like a crime scene.

    tmw
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean "more" ? do ANY fight like this? pls tell me where, bc I wanna watch.

    Edward Monks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have no need to fight each other

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their skull looks like a speed tire.

    Cathy Carey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their skull isn't, like, 9 inches thick probably.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo for dating app? Cause, woman magnet? Conversely, showcasing his homeowner swag to an annoying, competitive neighbor? I think it's sweet.

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the sort of picture I'd get a kick out of making for something like a Tinder profile.

    Dan St John
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the name of the man, the dog or the lawnmower?

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    JD Cass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how I learned about transgenders, paternity tests and the proper way to spell w-h-o-r-e. (Jerry interjecting the madness with a spelling lesson was a classic moment in television.)

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how I learned math. You are 25,000% the father! I was only with 1 guy!

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    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 80+ grandmother called Mom once to ask her what a homosexual was. When Mom told teenaged me about it, she said, "Imagine having to have that conversation with your mother."

    Desiree McKinnon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to explain to my 70 y/o mom what the 'mile high club' was. She thought it was people who kissed on airplanes. Her response when I told her: You do not say things like that to your mother! All I said was it was people who made love on an airplane.

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    Stacey Rae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerry Springer was one of the worst programs ever.

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it was Bob Barker on The Price Is Right

    Scott Rackley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to get your pets spayed or neutered

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Such a lovely childhood memory. Used to live watching his show and definitely learned alot at a young age just like JD Cass 🙂

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerry...Jerry...Jerry etc..

    AK to LV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a child of the 80's. Prime Soap Opera tv and Talk shows like Donahue, Sally Jesse, Geraldo, Early Oprah

    Hyde and Seek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always insisted on watching Scooby Doo. It was great cause my dad hated soup but he'd sit there ,eat soup ,and watch Scooby with me.

    Board Pan, duh.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PRICE IS RIGHT!! come on dowwwwn

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why ya gotta have a library sitting on the tank.

    Hollerfloozy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at the very least, a few comics or a newspaper

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    KiLola Covet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We knew all The ingredients in our shampoo conditioners and bathroom cleaners.... If you know you know.

    Hphizzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s his Readers Digest?

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I'm reading it as 90's and real confused about what a 90's dump is; bran muffin and black coffee? Now it makes sense 😜

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    Breezy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to hit up the back of the shampoo bottle!

    Amy T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I start reading the ingredients and directions on everything I can reach.

    M. L. Dew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the digital era, we had Uncle John's Bathroom Readers strategically placed on the tank. They have stories categorized by duration of visit, from short to leg-numbing.

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my day the toilet was nicknamed 'The Library' due to 'certain' family members taking newspapers and magazines in for a protracted stay..

    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been known to refer to it as the "reading room". :)

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    Liz Reid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never take my.phone into the toilet! So unhygienic

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    arcane_gamer (they/them)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    find new friends (unless they're joking)

    Sean Sean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the person you are about to marry is a psycho and they are trying to warn you.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... I wonder if they're excited about the engagement? 🤔

    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they seeing something that you aren't?

    Neuropotathy
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    3 years ago

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    Remember Johny Depp, listen to your buddies

    Tunk
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    3 years ago

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    Yeah. Johnny Depps buddies. Like Marilyn Manson. Johnny Depps don't exist in my world. And go team Heard with the new trial!

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    Sofia Murat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably just don't want to get you pricey wedding presents.

    Szzone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, boomer humor again

    Gionanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow his fiancee must be dangerous

    natalie cohen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they don’t want to start breaking up the gang ….

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    Bill Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right on! The reason to get married is to support divorce lawyers. It's all a con game.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, I love cereal for dinner how bout another time :3

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately noone ever comments if dinner is late. Not to toot my own horn but it's usually worth the wait 🙂 plus they know one false move and I'll not cook out of spite

    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just distract the others with something other then the clock and dinner. I've done this before. It has a 45% chance of working.

    JD Cass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gonna be delicious! ... tomorrow

    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The osso bucco just has to braise for three hours.

    Biliegh they/them
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We threw a roast in the crockpot then put a pan of hamburger on the grill for hamburger helper. That roast gonna taste so dang good tomorrow....

    GoldfishCrackers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess we’ll eat after the kids go to bed. Should we give them ham and cheese or PB and J?

    R Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first time making a bbq brisket, I cooked it overnight calculating weight. It started raining, so I had to stand outside in the middle of the night getting wet while protecting the smoker. I slept here or there and hit the stall early in the morning and then it shot to done. I had to wrap it in towels and put it in a cooler for four hours. By the time people were there, I was so sleep deprived and shell shocked I didn't even want to eat any of it... they say it was delicious...

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