Alone. All alone. Moo

This needs to be at the top. Party Dog!

Poetic

I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.

Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"

Ha!!

Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!

"A mask? Oh, I remember those wild times" - Proceeds to get into a Biohazard suit

Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.

midly depressing

Social anxiety be like

Note there are no modern female leaders involved in instigating war

We shall call it "the consumption"

It's the hat

I hope we don't participate in WWIII too :(

You had me at “ Train raccoon navy…”

I burst out laughing. Thanks!

That's pretty smart imo

A what?

So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it

It wasn't Titanic, it was Gilbert Grape mate.

Uh oh the Leo stans are big mad at this one.

Romeo and Juliet was after Gilbert Grape. What's Eating Gilbert Grape. All. The. Way.

SNL: It wasn't the iceberg that killed everyone, it was the WATER.

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I thought it was that special painting scene.

psh… people forget about What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? this was Leo’s role that actually caused a big stir at the oscars. now it’s causing trouble because an able bodied guy played a disabled guy. and honestly, while he really looked authentic, was it messed up because it looked right to us? (able bodied audience) but not a true representation?

Oh good point!

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Oww Ice for that burn Leo?..what too soon? ..

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He already had acclaim before Titanic.

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Who?

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He had critical acclaim long before that stupid movie - with What's Eating Gilbert Grape

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That still doesent outweigh the disaster though...

This reminds me of when I was at a McDonald's and there was a little kid refusing to leave the playground at 7pm. The mum said, "Thats fine, you can stay. The monsters come out soon". The kid beat her to the car.

Love 'em both.

Thank the Lord for 20/15 vision

exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands

I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.

1. my wife 2. me

Good boi

The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.

Also printer ink is literally the most expensive substance by weight in the world.

Hahahaaa!

And like in Nailed It when they DONT FRIKIN GREASE OR BUTTER THE TRAY LIKE OFC ITS GONNA GET STUCK

Omg this just happened to me, I'm turning 50 this year

Along time ago, my cousin and I went to a Halloween party. She is socially awkward, so she went as a mime and didn’t say a word to anybody.

How is this so true

"Maybe when you are older"

Easy to fix: Teach them how to wash their hands holding a gun, and how to vote holding a gun.