"… so far." LOVE IT!!!!!

What. If you have something to say you should be able to say it, and if you responding quicker then the men hurts their ego, then what are they? 5 year olds?

Glad to see you haven't let being Scottish hold you back, Jim! Keep practicing that English and soon you'll sound just like a native speaker!

And that's why Dr Ann Olivarius is an international feminist attorney

I hope your reaction was reporting him to HR for threatening your life!

Take heart. I had it said to me by my own SON! (Happy note - since then, I have lost nearly 100 pounds, only to prove my son wrong. I'm not gorgeous. I'm old. And a Mom.)

I feel more sorry for whoever said this.

And you didn’t only become a surgeon, but also a queen!

Equality for women is very important and something I very strongly agree with and support. It’s something going strong now, but should’ve already been common place 60 years ago. Let’s face it, men have a history of dominating women. Speaking as a man, if it wasn’t for women, there would be no men in the world.

People who don’t know you don’t get to choose who/what you are/aren’t.

homosexuals, heterosexuals, transexual, bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals are humans. Humans are who they are. Being different is good. Being indifferent from everyone is bad. Change is good. I am a heterosexual 14 yo male. I am pro-human. I believe that humans should not be repressed for who they are, or what they are, or who they where.

Well, at least they begged and didn't simply, you know... ensure that you suddenly had to do everyone else's tasks and backed up work since you obviously "had too much time on your hands"

Sounds like the sudden feedback of "You don't sound quite right for the part of the white cheerleader"....after they see my picture and see I'm not Caucasian (and this is for a Voice role... aka: no one ever sees you). Raised in Canada, (unfortunately) can't speak any dialects of my ethnic background...yet... they... 'hear an accent'. Uh huh. I'm sure you do...

Sometimes Social Security Case Workers think they are God.

I'm just sitting over here in the corner, being alarmingly inarticulate. So far, so good.

My word you've been busy

Wow

Ooh, I feel this one.

Another teacher both ignoring a disability AND trying to stomp the drive,life, and creativity out of a young person...charming.

Distracting the dogs???

One can but hope

Any accomplishment a woman has, this line is always sputtered out. My old manager cried about how I must have slept my way to the top when I got promoted over him. I had suffered under him for almost 2 years so all I said was "You probably lost our because you're throwing a tantrum" in the most deadpan voice. And yes, our boss did hate that guy's guts and said he spent too much time talking over doing his actual work. He also passed off 50% of his duties to his employees to finish.

I can relate to this post

Ah that explains it. I knew it wasn't my fault I set the kitchen on fire. Damn you Jen.

I've been told my Spanish is really good for someone who looks so Asian, my Portuguese sounds almost like a native and my English surprisingly has no accent 🙄 (Maternal grandma is half Spanish and my paternal grandma is half Portuguese).

I see no problem with this!

What kind of job? Funeral director?

Wow! Very professional advice!

I know not everyone involved in hiring practices is a bad person. I have to just assume that the laws or company policies in place on workplace diversity just scare them into shady hiring practices sometimes so the numbers look good. At least I imagine that is true. Anyone out there involved with it that can correct me if I'm wrong?

Seeing as it's the norm now, it's not that big of a deal. Back in the 80's though... Jesus, we were all crucified for existing. That's the difference.

Welcome to womanhood where your ability to be taken seriously depends on your dress sense....

Turn into a judgmental hypocrite. You'll fit right in.

[shouts across room] “GOOD LUCK WITH FIXING THAT WITHOUT MY HELP!”

Okay, so...you should never just let people push you around even if they are "in a position of authority" (of course respect should be earned), however, if someone is in authority over you (ex. in an office setting) if you blatantly disregard anything they ask of you because you disagree with it then yeah you're not really going to get anywhere

Upvote for the "minces garlic, not words".

So they are saying her voice is too sexy? I would love to hear a sexy voice teach me history!

Since when has good posture been a bad thing ?

Really BP? Censoring her name?

Bet he’d have 5 best sellers if he did

Oh, mine: I only married my husband because I wanted a sugar daddy. It doesn’t matter that we work in the same job, or that I’m actually above him in rank and make more money.

Was this said by your uncle by any chance?

I got rejected once for the opposite reason. Girl told me I was the nicest guy ever and she would date me when I gained at least 10kg. Yeaaaaah never mind.

Did you tell them they can feel free to not call again?

Hahaha, a nice change from being told to smile more. I have resting b***h face

Speak about holding a grudge. I don't even remember anything I did in first grade.

Keith, you should have made it clearer that you make yourself unavailable to your workplace when your wife is in labor, because I first thought you were unavailable to your wife while she was in labor.

that is a very specific list though....

I kind of love some of these for great insults to use, if you can't find a good moment to say "You appear so bright and intelligent, yet your so average really"

I think ‘empty egg carton’ is one of the most vicious things I’ve heard said to a woman.