"… so far." LOVE IT!!!!!

What. If you have something to say you should be able to say it, and if you responding quicker then the men hurts their ego, then what are they? 5 year olds?

Glad to see you haven't let being Scottish hold you back, Jim! Keep practicing that English and soon you'll sound just like a native speaker!

And that's why Dr Ann Olivarius is an international feminist attorney

I hope your reaction was reporting him to HR for threatening your life!

Take heart. I had it said to me by my own SON! (Happy note - since then, I have lost nearly 100 pounds, only to prove my son wrong. I'm not gorgeous. I'm old. And a Mom.)

I feel more sorry for whoever said this.

And you didn’t only become a surgeon, but also a queen!

Equality for women is very important and something I very strongly agree with and support. It’s something going strong now, but should’ve already been common place 60 years ago. Let’s face it, men have a history of dominating women. Speaking as a man, if it wasn’t for women, there would be no men in the world.

People who don’t know you don’t get to choose who/what you are/aren’t.

homosexuals, heterosexuals, transexual, bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals are humans. Humans are who they are. Being different is good. Being indifferent from everyone is bad. Change is good. I am a heterosexual 14 yo male. I am pro-human. I believe that humans should not be repressed for who they are, or what they are, or who they where.

Well, at least they begged and didn't simply, you know... ensure that you suddenly had to do everyone else's tasks and backed up work since you obviously "had too much time on your hands"

Sounds like the sudden feedback of "You don't sound quite right for the part of the white cheerleader"....after they see my picture and see I'm not Caucasian (and this is for a Voice role... aka: no one ever sees you). Raised in Canada, (unfortunately) can't speak any dialects of my ethnic background...yet... they... 'hear an accent'. Uh huh. I'm sure you do...

Sometimes Social Security Case Workers think they are God.

I'm just sitting over here in the corner, being alarmingly inarticulate. So far, so good.

My word you've been busy

Welcome to the Church of Satan, then! Here, we are all kind to each other

This amazing. I'd put this on my business cards. 🤣🤣

... So this means she's a supernatural and rather efficient nigh-omnipotent being of great power - not bad!!!

Woa that christian extremist had nothing, nada, real on you.

Hi! I'm Sloth, and I'm possessed by Satan for listening to pop music, reading books and wanting to attend a university. Even better, I was BEATEN for said possession in a bid to exorcise the evil.

slaaay queeen

Put in a good word with the devil for me? 🤪

Hello I am Elizabeth and I’m going to hell for listening to Harry Potter audiobook while doing my job.

"A Jesuit plant?" Is that an annual or perennial? 😆

That sounds awesome fam, keep it up!

.... was it Gail Schuler?

I think you're qualified!

Overachiever.

Most alpha radiation can be stopped buy your skin. It's just a helium nucleus.

Tell satan he owes me an A in my spanish class -.- aint letting him weasel outta another deal

What's the name of this television show? I'd like to watch it

Is that all?

Dang

Don't besmirch the dark lord with your association.

Don't forget the space lasers that you oversee!

Wow

Ooh, I feel this one.

Another teacher both ignoring a disability AND trying to stomp the drive,life, and creativity out of a young person...charming.

Distracting the dogs???

One can but hope

Any accomplishment a woman has, this line is always sputtered out. My old manager cried about how I must have slept my way to the top when I got promoted over him. I had suffered under him for almost 2 years so all I said was "You probably lost our because you're throwing a tantrum" in the most deadpan voice. And yes, our boss did hate that guy's guts and said he spent too much time talking over doing his actual work. He also passed off 50% of his duties to his employees to finish.

I can relate to this post

Ah that explains it. I knew it wasn't my fault I set the kitchen on fire. Damn you Jen.

I've been told my Spanish is really good for someone who looks so Asian, my Portuguese sounds almost like a native and my English surprisingly has no accent 🙄 (Maternal grandma is half Spanish and my paternal grandma is half Portuguese).

I see no problem with this!

What kind of job? Funeral director?