Imagine someone rlly tall showing up and everyone having to change their shoes and swap

Sooo many puns. "Why the short people go to these parties? to get high." "Same-height parties: the height of party fashion."

Its all fun and games until Shaquille O'Neal come and they have to cut his feet off so he's not taller than everyone.

Really? I can see a lot of trips and falls-especially if alcohol is involved.

Six drinks later……carnage.

Short people are fun size. But there's just something alluring about a tall tall person. I see it as us short people need tall people to reach the stuff we can't. Those tall people need us short people to remind them how great they have it being able to reach things without struggle. Ya know, it balances it all out when you think about it in that way. :)

They actually measured everyone and made custom clip clops for everyone? This would not have been worth the effort.

Just NO. I can see myself face planting the first time I try to take a step.

My husband and I went to a party once and everyone there was a giant. Very weird feeling.

How many broken ankles per party, though?

How do they decide who's height?

My dad made me romper stompers for my 50th birthday out of buckets and rope. These look easier 😅

someone taller walks in and everyone goes 's**t better get bigger shoes'

Girl on the right..."Umm, yeah, nope!"

I suppose the other choice is going to a party with ditches. When you're a short actor you stand on a box. When you're a short movie star everyone else stands in ditches.

Guys on left aren't playing along

UIowa has an association group of tall people. 6'3" males and 5'11" women or taller. They refer to the rest of us as "Squaty Bodies"

romper stomper bomper boo

if there too tall do you cut them to be the right size

Backstage at an old David Bowie concert

This would probably give my a panic attack. I'm used to being able to see over most people's head's since age 12 and I get a bit weirded out when the horizon closes in around me. Had a job once with 3 guys who were 6'1 to 6'5 and when they'd all stand around me at the same time and it would get overwhelming. I'm a woman though and rarely in a group where everyone is same height or taller.

Odds are that it also normalizes sprained ankles.

Just think, you would be constantly changing out your platforms as people come and go to the party! Ha ha ha!

I can fix this real quick *rolls in, in her wheelchair* Everybody, take a seat!

"EMERGENCY ROOM TO THE RIGHT" Specializing in Limb X-rays and Face Plant Plastic Surgeries.

And will they pay for the broken legs?

One had better have excellent insurance...

i'm 6'3" so I would choose the tallest shoes to tower over everyone

Nope for me. The only good party is invisible party

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