Webbed fork? 🤣

lol how to terrify ur children out of eating ice cream

That's because its a mopieus chip.

That is the way my handwriting slants...

You had one fricking job... One job😭😭😭

It looks like the planter is trying to escape

it's not SMART, it is PFCCI

One is the loneliest number

So close

Nigerian prince desperately needs to give you millions

finally, someone whose phone notifications are in worse shape than mine

My SO picked up my phone once and had to ask "I'm not trying to pry, but why do you have 700 unread text messages?"

I would just delete my email at that point 😭

Makes me feel a LOT better about my email boxes now.

She could write a book on procrastination, if she ever got around to it.

How old IS email? Cause she been gettin them since then...

My SIL never deletes a text. Each time she texts to the same person it just attaches as a response to the previous text. She has text messages that date back for years. She said she doesn't want to lose the photos that are attached. I explained that she can download the pictures to her gallery but that seemed too complicated and by now the job of doing so would take her weeks.

Love her background!!!

Damn... makes me feel better about the 3211 in my inbox.

I have multiple emails. My Gmail has at least 13,000. My Hotmail is somewhere in the thousands. MSN.. no clue.

Plus 428 missed calls😱

Why even have a phone if you never answer it? And then yeah, the emails are Ri-damn-diculous! Oh, but only ONE missed text message.

DANG

no way...can't

spam

Catering for every preference

give it to a child and they will start thinking 2 comes before 1 lol

Hey better value

I'd rate it 1 of 10 stars...

But, which came first? 🤔

you rly had to ???

Did you measure it? Well it's somewhere in the right ballpark.

Impasta

There is a trend to try to make big box buildings not look like big boxes. In some places I think local code requires it. I think this is an attempt at that. Locally I've seen examples where it was fairly well done and others that were - not. I think this is a 'not'. Two other things you see in this building - making a section stick out farther and painting it a different color - are also things I see locally.

I thought this was d**k Cheney 🤣

Picasso Tiger?

I understand this one.

To be continued...

It's more those hairs or cracks that get me the most.

Who else, besides me, has to go up to the next comfortable increment if you miss stopping it in time? 😏

I think what's more weird for me is that it's on grass, no bark chips or fun squishy floors

Nope. Ugh as an artist this makes me a different kind of angry

The clear plastic seal is meant to come off with the foil one.

F