It's important to use the right words when you want to get your point across. Often, they're the only means of communication available to us.
But expressing nuanced thoughts and feelings through language can be difficult. So let's try to learn from the best!
There's a subreddit called r/OddlySpecific and as the name suggests, its 1.2 million members are dedicated to collecting distinct, precise phrases that strangely make perfect sense.
So continue scrolling to check the best ones they spotted and fire up our first publication on this awesome online community for more.
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Adult Books vs. Kids' Books
Kids books for the win!!!! Can I get some YA novel recommendations with decent plots and non-depressing endings???
Madeline L'Engle wrote some amazing books in the Wrinkle in Time series. She also wrote time travel mysteries which included an exploration of the history of Christian religion in a way that was not preachy, which I found very interesting when I was growing up. And I'm about as irreligious a person as there is, so that should tell you something.
Load More Replies...Laura Ingalls Wilder. My most favorite books. Yeah, I said it. And I'm not ashamed.
Years ago, I attended a private elementary school for G/T kids in the US. At one point, I wanted to check out a particular book, which I'd read many times before, from the school library. To my surprise, both my teacher and the school librarian refused to allow me to check out the book, "Because you're reading at a much higher level now! You need to challenge yourself!" I went home, told my mother, and she promptly called the school and talked to both the teacher and the librarian. "Look, we all know that she's a precocious reader who's capable of reading well above her grade level. What's the harm in letting her just read something for fun, like a normal kid, for once?" When I went to school the next day the librarian grudgingly let me check the book out.
That is so stupid! If it was for English class it mightn't be so bad, but this is a library where you are reading for fun, why should they object to any book you choose?
Load More Replies...I like YA series now, but when I was a young adult I was reading things from Nora Roberts and the grocery store romance novels! Come to think about it, those novels were my sex ed.
I was like that with Virginia Andrews books! My year 8 teacher left a comment on my book report for one of them that it was 'very mature topics'.
Load More Replies...Aita?
Bored Panda: ‘He’s a creep and you should get away’ Woman has doubts about boyfriends ‘odd’ behaviour.
Well you wouldn't want a captive who couldn't drive would you
Load More Replies...Is he still going to marry you knowing that you're a Snoopy's Snoop. Only go into someone's sock draw if you're putting away socks. Best of luck. Please be sure to let your parents know where you are at all times.
If you want your speeches to have a stronger impact, American author, columnist, keynote speaker, and former journalist and news anchor Carmine Gallo suggests replacing long words with short ones. "In his groundbreaking book Thinking, Fast and Slow, Nobel economist Daniel Kahneman writes, 'If you care about being thought credible and intelligent, do not use complex language where simpler language will do.' Effective leaders speak in simple language — and simple means short," Gallo explained.
He said this is especially true during a crisis, when attention spans are flagging and noise levels are high. "People are being bombarded by information, some of which is misleading or false. The clearer and more concise you are, the better your chances of getting your message across and persuading people to act on it."
There Is No Real Link Between Horses And Heatlh
Billionaires Are Boring
Exactly! I knew a very wealthy family with a 14,000 sq ft home and no roller skates to take advantage of it!
I bet they don’t even skid around in their socks, either? They make me sick.
Load More Replies...If you are a billionaire, how can you *not* have a private jungle island stocked with animatronic dinosaurs?
i want to be enya. living in a castle. with my cats. and my massive fortune. livin the dream
The whole house is just a giant cat tree. The entire layout is an epic cat tree, bridges and all. The furniture is all oversized cat furniture. Then you aren't trying to make your home suit your cats, your home is your cats, just scaled so that they might let you live with them in their house.
Load More Replies...As far as I know, none of the real world billionaires are even trying to be Batman, and that is one more reason to not like them.
I, for one, have no interest in doing the 1000 burpees a day it would take to be batman. Now if I could pay someone to do them for me...
Load More Replies...I had a friend who's dad bought a castle. It took a while to find, but her brothers room had a door with a hidden staircase to the roof.
Load More Replies...I'd certainly rather live with people having a questionable present than a questionable past. Where's the thrill if the paranoia that made gardener Malcolm a serial killer in the eighties already is cured and a huge load of guilt is all that remains? Under regularly smoking opium and talking to people he tries to hide from me, I wouldn't even consider hiring.
Silvio Berlusconi, the former PM of Italy is a quasi-billionaire with... questionable ethics. He used to live in a large renaissance villa with shaped hedges and a personal mausoleum. His groundskeeper for a while was Vittorio Mangano, a Mafia hitman running from the law, who provided political links with the crime families. He "bought" the villa after the previous owner, a nobleman, killed his wife, her lover and committed suicide, so we are covered on the "haunted" side. I write "bought" in commas because he actually scammed the daughter of the nobleman into selling it for a ridiculous price. Interesting story.
Me: "So, what would you like to see first? The replica of the bridge of the USS Enterprise? The wardrobe to Narnia? Or shall we have a drink at the Mended Drum?"
A house full of universes! I would never want to leave.
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i love that little kid he looks like hes going to start some story but then drift off half way through lol
Why not, he worked hard all his life. It's time he enjoys his daughter's wedding
"As you think about how to share your next message, remember that language influenced by the Anglo-Saxon period has been used by many great leaders," Gallo highlighted.
Winston Churchill once said, "The shorter words of a language are usually the more ancient. Their meaning is more ingrained in the national character and they appeal to greater force."
In a memo titled Brevity, Churchill urged government administrators to replace long "woolly phrases" with single conversational words, pointing out that brevity equals clarity and that directness makes things easier to understand.
Quite A Lesson Indeed
Upvoted for having the perfectly appropriate user name 😁
Load More Replies...I actually did this. Clicked it, popped up glowing, waited til it went grey, wondered if it was still hot...like a dumbass i touched it...sucked my finger in agony for ten minutes until parents returned, asked me why I was so quiet? What's the matter?...Nuffin!
Push it in, when it pops out, hold the glowing part to your fingertip. You'll still not know what it's for, but it will hurt like hell.
After 45 years, I'm still hearing about what I did in my mums Leyland after she went to supermarket and left me unsupervised...
what did you do? if you feel like sharing. it must have been crazy if they're still talking about after 45 years...
Load More Replies...They haven't been standard in cars here in the US for ages. My last two cars had the socket, which I used to plug a charger into, but if you wanted the lighter and an ashtray, that was an extra option.
Load More Replies...This is probably the fist time I'm thankful my parents smoked in the car, so I didn't need to find out myself what this device was supposed to do.
Hi. Young person who is too afraid to try anything new here. What is this?
Many comments above already explain what it is. So I won't repeat. But I'd suggest you watch the movie Mr Bean's holiday to see this in action. Specifically the scene where he purposely touch it in order to stay awake while driving long distance.
Load More Replies...Brad Bad
I know a dude who smokes one that smells like a rotting animal, truly awful - even the real cigs smell better. But there are some that actually smell decent from a distance
Load More Replies...Oh Mom
Hanging clothes you've picked up at the dry cleaners. Aid to a handicapped person getting in the car. Something to threaten to shove your kid sister through (not that my brother would have ever threatened me).
Also always called it the "oh s**t bar" but since I've become disabled i think i found it's true purpose is to help you get in a car, but i have no idea really. It's an "oh s**t i can't get in bar". So it's always an oh s**t bar really.
If you're tall like me, sitting there with your elbow in the (open) window, this handle fits your hand v comfortably.
My mom loves to stop at yellow. I really gathered a sense of "run through" or "stop", if it's free I kinda have a "no return" point for every light I come across regularly, and a matching speed that, if I am past that point, I securely make it over the crossroads without going red or speeding above threshold (modern traffic measuring gets speed and redlight violations, so doing one in order to avoid the other is pointless - avoid either ... or pay and shut up), and yet it works every and any time, she always complains once, from passenger seat, the needle exceeds the allowd by one degree. If she knew it was perfectly legal to achieve a door-to-door average of 170 kph in real life ... now, guess where I live? Right. Germany. 170 kph, door2door sounds way worse than it is - consisted of 284 km, of which only like 5 or 6 at most were not on the Autobahn, which, then (2015) was off limit about 90 % of the distance. But, yeah, that handle is hers, too.
Apparently I'm this guy's mum. You'd think I'd have remembered it, but there ya go.
It's the jesus bar....if yer grabbin' it....seeing jesus is coming fast!
Helps disabled or weaker person to hold while getting in and out of vehicle.
Gay Rights!
I've just read this article and it's so sweet. They even had a public funeral and burial for him! https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/blind-bisexual-goose-stuck-love-triangle-two-swans-dies-aged-40-7296814/amp/
So, this nonhuman animal that showed homosexual behaviour at least often enough to be considered bisexual when hetero is the default expectation didn't just lay around lazy, sugg some digg and spoil all the offspring, but really contributes to the community of his flock? And he isn't even forced to by any outside agency, but only by interactions with other birds of his flock? Wonder if there are other societies, other than flocks of birds, where something like that might happen ... any ideas?
IIRC it can happen with penguins in captivity, that 2 males care for chicks whose parents died or abandoned them.
Load More Replies...Love triangle is not the right phrase here. It's polyamorous relationship, triad, throuple, whatever. But a love triangle is different and usually involves infidelity, I believe. Don't quote me, I could be wrong.
Something wrong with the math. An average black swan lays 4-5 eggs, the babies need half a year to learn to fly, so the balck swans brood once a year. If Thomas spent 6 years with them, how could he helped to raise 68 babies? It's 11 eggs/year.
I was wondering the same but maybe Thomas was nannying other couple's babies too.
Load More Replies...In lieu of flowers please bring crackers and maybe a little orange sauce.
Next, Gallo thinks you should search for analogies. "Neuroscientists have found that our brains process the world by associating the new or unknown with something familiar. When presented with a novel idea, our brains don't ask, 'What is it?' They ask, 'What is it like?'"
"Analogies answer that question. They serve as mental shortcuts that help us understand complex events. Leaders who are great communicators in a crisis are skilled at finding analogies, because they have to persuade people to act quickly."
Brain
Please let us know how long it takes. And can you set it up to burst?
It is isn't it! I'd love to do something like that!
Load More Replies...another alien ufo abduction victim of one of their breeding experiments... have you noticed that some people claiming abduction have triangle shaped heads? This one is a throwback, no doubt.
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And he really looks like he works in one. Either that or he is a secretly pedophilic police officer that no one suspects.
Load More Replies...Hey! Don't bag on parachute pants! I kinda wish they'd make a comeback. They sound cool while you zipped along.
Load More Replies...No. No one should ever go out in public in PJs. Unless it's urgent. Like it's it's 2am and you need to go the local 24hour store to buy nappys/diapers or something.
Load More Replies...I remember they was someone else said he looked like something and had the word thumb in it. Cannot remember the insult but is was funny.
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Reminds me of a story my partner told me. As a teen, at a Christmas market he saw a sign advertising "Rossbratwurst" and decided to get one. It tasted weird, and that was the moment he realised it was not, as he thought, "Rostbratwurst" aka grilled sausage but horse sausage.
Load More Replies...The judge would be Gordon Ratsey. the second judge would be Ratchel Ray and the last is Jamie Oli-rat.
Load More Replies...As long as they use these comments for the outline.
Load More Replies...This is literally the best idea for a sequel, they could call it the THE SQUEAKAL
Unfortunately Alvin and the Chipmunks have already used ‘The Squeakual’, though that was several years ago, so maybe it would be ok?
Load More Replies...Yaas! Except each county has a regionally appropriate animal and some of the hats to accommodate those animals are truly spectacular.
Australia would have a tarantula (but would struggle because all the tarantula’s legs are trying to get the human to do different things at the same time), and I’m imagining a pigeon for Britain (though it would be hilarious if the pigeon was more stereotypically British than the chef - I’m imagining at least a monocle and markings like a moustache)
Load More Replies...And Gordon Ratsey would tell them that their chicken was RAW!!!
Even Average Sounds Extraordinary During Victorian Times
He was perfectly amiable, yet entirely forgettable.
Load More Replies...Omg I love it can u imagine if all dating sites required text like this
The publishers paid by the word, which is why even the chapters have long, descriptive names.
And each chapter started with a recap of the previous chapter.
Load More Replies...Like the comedian that compared letters from Revolutionary War vs Desert Storm: "My Dearest Ophelia. My heart aches to see the warmth of your smile, but my memories of your beauty carry me through another day as we fight the evils of tyranny and oppression." vs "Hey sweet cheeks! It is so hot in this damn dessert. My balls are so sweety. I was gonna tell you something else. Oh yeah. Don't F*** nobody til I get home."
I find this relatable because I’m a drowned Victorian orphan
This sounds more Georgian (Jane Austen) than Victorian (Dickens amongst others). Nonetheless, cool writing!
And that's why I love Victorian literature. Why use 10 words when you can use 100 to say the same thing? Words are free! Use them all you can!
The human brain is wired for storytelling. In his best-selling book Sapiens, historian Yuval Noah Harari argues that it was only through stories that our species was able to take over the world.
Our advanced language skills — specifically, our ability to connect with one another through narrative — allowed us to cooperate in ways other species simply could not.
I Can Feel The Hatred In His Words
My wife plays music at the beach, and I hate it. I feel like it’s rude also.
It's absolutely rude if there are strangers in the vicinity. At least she should ask if they mind listening to her music, and respect their wishes if they so no. She can always use headphones, but others don't have a choice but to hear it if she doesn't. Imposing your wishes on others with no regard for their comfort will always be rude.
Load More Replies...The way I endure this noise invasion, esp. on public transport, is to sing along. Doesn't matter if I know the lyrics, because my off-key singing are what they'll remember.
A good set of ear buds improves the quality of the music for you and the quality of the experience for everyone else.
I hate people so very much for this reason!!! But if you chuck their speaker or them in the ocean, YOU'RE the bad guy....... Go figure, this country?!?
I play music at the beach. I've never had a problem (don't like loud music). Did you consider asking them to turn it down?
It Took Me Longer Than 66 Years
I'm the person who took two decades of my life to realise that the logo for Target, is actually a target. Not just a red circle with a red dot at the centre.
Load More Replies...Literally says "Stronger than grease" on the label.
Load More Replies...Angry Avocado
They are. The sounds are just so funny. One of my cat always meows when I show him the video of the squeaking frog. 😂https://youtube.com/shorts/fg703uu7-Ko?feature=share
Load More Replies...Look up a YouTube video of one of them squeaking. You won't be disappointed.
Load More Replies...Adorable and extra points because avocado was spelled corredtly both in the caption and the post.
I thought it said 'looks like squeaky toys and sounds like angry avocados' and I was wondering what angry avocados sound like
Uuh... Fox Title?
No-o-o, please don't compare this wonderful and cute animal to that godawful excuse of a human!
Load More Replies...It looks like it can tell you the secrets of the universe, but is still deciding if you're worthy.
It also looks like a photoshop disaster. It's like someone tried to turn a photo of a wolf into a fox.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease at the National Institutes of Health, is widely admired for his straight, persuasive talk. CNN has even called him “a public force” who translates complex medical information into everyday language.
"You don’t want to impress people and razzle-dazzle them with your knowledge," Fauci said. "You just want them to understand what you’re talking about."
Humble Living As A Gnome
I didn't know that this was what I wanted from life until I read it here.
Me either… greeting all your gnome neighbors with a friendly “Good Morrow!”
Load More Replies...My similar dream is to be a badger in an English children's book. I'd live in a little cottage made from a hollowed out toadstool, wear a sunshine yellow gingham apron, and bake lovely raspberry scones for when Ms. Mouse comes to visit for tea.
Screw drinking from an acorn, scones in your hollowed-out toadstool sounds like my jam! I’ll bring my dandelion wine made from the first drops of dew from an enchanted full-moon morning!
Load More Replies...I'm a squirrel with a flower shop on the bottom floor of my tree home. I sometimes have delicious goodies, especially when the badger makes extra. On rainy days we'll gather for lunch on the second floor with the big window overlooking the town. Ms. Birdie always comes through that window, giddy with all the town's news
Where is that tree? I'm moving next door--uh, tree.
Load More Replies...Can I be their neighbor-gnome, the one who bakes pies and tells stories and chats with the other neighbor-gnomes as they pass by? A cat and an otter will live with me and friend owl will bring me goodies from the forest.
Me at 14: why are they looking at me just because I raised my hand in math class AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH HELP ME ESCAPE
me at 15 wanting both of those things at the same time: I'm an EARLY developer 😎
The Jeans Discount Is The Cherry On Top
They actually made a social experiment with a really buffed guy that went to other guys just approaching them normally and honestly civil and he tried to hit on them. Then the guy didnt back off at the first sign of not being wanted and those dudes had the type of reaction most men complain about when women showcase it... Guess what, having someone triple your size usually leaves you physically intimidated and afraid. Specially when you had a bad experience with men before... and I´ve yet to find a young teenage girl (or tween) that hasn´t dealt with a creep by like age 13. Obviously not all men are creeps or perverts but if you can´t understand why we´re weary of a lot of guys and their reaction to being told off you should try to put yourself in their shoes.
Load More Replies...I knew a couple of guys who grew up (decades ago) in the South and were from towns so small that they were afraid they were the only gay person in the whole town, and couldn't come out to anyone for fear they'd be, at BEST publicly shamed and mocked, and at worst, beaten up by homophobes, and so they couldn't even ATTEMPT to approach anyone, and I just feel so sad for them, and I feel like any trouble I had growing up just seems insignificant compared to that kind of fear and loneliness. I can even imagine how horrible it was, and I'm just glad they're in places now, and with people now, where they feel safe and happy and accepted.
Sometimes those signals go completely wrong. Last summer, a woman misunderstood me and thought I was flirting with her girlfriend, even though I was just being friendly. I don't know the noble art of flirting and my gaydar is out of calibration.
I feel this. I'm on day like 124-or-so, idk but i've been flirting with this one girl for MONTHS and gotten pretty bold about it too and as far as I can tell she still hasn't noticed 😭
and i KNOW she's panromantic so there's no straight excuse, KATELYN. 😤💕 *fumes in gay*
Load More Replies...I get the feeling the OP is making a comment about her "lesbian invisibility"...
What makes you believe she actually said it to someone? She isn't adressing anyone real in the photo
Load More Replies...This Will Be A Reality One Day
The files your brain insists on reviewing as you are lying in bed trying to fall asleep perchance?
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, my brain skips the “we have shown the most relevant results” part and plunges straight into “repeat this search with all results included “ 😵💫
Remember when you had to a) find the right phone book out of the drawer and b) call the restaurant for their menu?
I'd like to delete, search, and verify that file dates and contents are correct
Nope It would suggest Bevis and Buttheads most unforgettable moments and Wangs greasy chopsticks and noodle roni shop
An Interesting Title
Hes a no-good,down low,dirty-rotten dog swinging 2 faced jerkaholic!
I have no idea who Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner is, and yet I too do not think highly of him...
Why so general? Try Rat Snitch Crazy Ol’ Brian The Boss That Insanely Ruins Good Times For Everyone
RSBTGTR has a fun alarm that goes off in his cubicle. Much like my former boss.
Because of that, Fauci often limits himself to just three key points. For instance, in an April 5 appearance on Face the Nation, he said the country would be able to relax social-distancing guidelines only when three things were in place: "the ability to test, isolate, and do contact tracing."
Fauci also pointed out that Americans must continue to “physically separate” from one another by doing three things: staying six feet apart, limiting gatherings to 10 or fewer people, and avoiding mass interactions, such as in restaurants, bars, and theaters.
Words are powerful, and the more mindful you are with them, the more they can offer you.
When You Get Flashbacks Of Working Retail
Meanwhile in other countries someone gets praised as a „normal“ or a „peoples person“ for not being born into money/ power.
Quite frankly, I think we need more people in government who know what it's like to have a job, bills to pay, expectations OF them and not simply FROM them ...
In germany, the federal parliament is fairly crowded (we have to many representatives, some people think, because like half of them would be enough to display every opinion available, and if there were more sense than ideology in them, relying on experts would be a great leveller of randomly uptaken opinionisms way off qualification - you know, someone actually developing, say, cars, would know where the pennycounters force the engineers to make the cheapest solution and how they wind themselves around laws like CAFE and similar regulations - and thereby allow to make them proof against doing so ... as one of these engineers, I can tell you I don't give any effs about shareholder value, I give many effs and other letters about efficiency, reliability, responsibility and at least aim for the best within whatever means I find ... but aiming for the best in reality regardless of regulatory interventions, don't happen outside of studies. Stricter regulations would mean more engineering needed, would mean ... more for us to do, more opportunities to examine possible solutions and adaptions and ... well, ONE of the extra jobs woulda been mine, ...). Anyway, about 70 % of these people have some degree in the law. MDs are only a handful, although we got to see how important knowledge about basical medical stuff and procedures would have been handy during the pandemic ... as the law sure is a useful field of knowledge for a lawmaker, the XYZ the law aims at, whatever it is, should not be unknown to the lawmakers either... They're by far not divers enough, even within their caste or class, let alone having the working class represented sufficiently and somehow accounting for their proportion of the population. We need more people who got yelled at while they were climbing behind some filthy and undermaintained machinery to gather a part that fell behind due to some fellow coworker being stupid, but as he's a tiny step above you in the hierarchy, he still acts it out, while, if they - and many more! - acted united, they'd sure be of some power, and if they acted kindly towards each other, doing one a favor I can offer due to being slim would be a nice way I'd return the favors the strong huge guy did me, ... but, anyway - more people who have seen shid being shoved their way from all directions need to be involved in the laws that either allow this, or aim at preventing and fail.
Load More Replies...Everyone should work customer service for a year in their life... To realise how hard it is, and also learn to be decent to other people!
Hear, hear! She's running circles around them and they don't even realize it.
Load More Replies...... they'd outkaren themselves. Outkaren themselves out of their job. These people cannot handle shid, they just think that as long as they inflict it on others, or contribute to their profitting leaders doing so, they're on the power-end of this interaction, which is true only in very few cases.
Amen. You can always tell the look of someone who has not had to scrape half-chewed food off of a stranger's slobber-filled plate before. Such people should not serve in politics.
And Biden has worked his butt off in physical work to become president? I'd say almost every politician - of any party has had everything handed to them.
Load More Replies...Can we please get them to do this? As someone who frequently does 17 hour service industry shifts, I would love to see people who have never worked in the industry do this.
Our most recent former Prime Minister once hid in a walk-in fridge. Unfortunately he wasn't crying, just cowering like a little b***h.
Not A Squirrel!
Keith should try bringing $5 with him to buy lunch instead of bringing his lunch. That is sure to keep the squirrels away
So that's why the squirrel from that other message wanted $5! Keith doesn't bring lunch anymore for him to steal!
Load More Replies...What if the squirrel wanted to borrow a book but the door was too big?
Load More Replies...Squirrel lives matter damn it! Try leaving peanuts outside on window seal. It's totally entertaining! 🥰🥰🥰🐿
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Me too. I was an avid reader as a kid, but I misunderstood SO many names. Now when I see those names as an adult I still want to pronounce them the way my weird kid-brain thought they sounded. :) For example: Phoebe.
Load More Replies...I put it into a text to speech and see what it says, then just use that for the rest of the book. Or if I'm feeling lazy, I just replace it with "Bob", "Gary, "Mary", or my personal favourite "The untranslatable One"
I was having a similar problem while reading Gabriel Garcia Márquez. It seemed like each character had a string of the same dozen names but in different order.
It’s intentional in 100 Years of Solitude. The repetition of names is meant to show fluidity of time, and that history will inevitably repeat itself. (Not commenting to be a know it all, it’s genuinely one of my fav books and I think the symbolism is very well done). :)
Load More Replies...I love it when people get used to pronouncing something a certain way, and then the author does an interview and pronounces it differently. Example, Game of Thrones, everybody says "Dothraki" as "Dothrakee", but in interviews, JRRM says "Dothrakai".
I thought this about Handmaid's Tale, they kept saying Off-red but reveal she is Of-Fred
Load More Replies...Hermione. Before I saw the HP movies I couldn't imagine how this name was pronounced.
Apparently JKR noticed a lot of people having this problem, which is why Hermione teaches Victor Krum to pronounce her name in Goblet of Fire
Load More Replies...I read a lot of Russian literature & not only are the names difficult for me, they switch between last names, first name + patronymic, & diminuatives like I’m supposed to know they are all the same person. I need a scorecard to finish the story
Somebody told me they had less trouble with War and Peace after they started keeping a list of all the characters and their names in the back of the book.
Load More Replies...If I ever become an author (not likely to happen but just go with me), I would add a page at the start that informed the read how to pronounce all the names of or, something like 'just call that guy Bob as I was drunk when I chose the name'.
Books need to have a list of all the characters in it along with how to pronounce their names. They bring up a person in chapter 2 and bring them back in chapter 6. Now I have to go back to remind myself who they are.
Like an organization chart in the back of the book so you can see how/why characters are related. Or, like television shows, do a quick recap of a character that has not been used for a few episodes.
Load More Replies...Road Trips Are So Nostalgic
I never really eat gummies, but, when I go on a road trip, I have to have them.
Does driving home from the grocery store count as a road trip, because I usually have to have snacks on the way home also?
This is the very reason that I should never do the shopping for the supermarket delivery late at night if we've run out of snacks. I've started leaving it in the cart until the morning, and then spend more time than it took me to fill it, taking things out again. Mentally arguing with myself if the cart ratios really can't be more snack than food; for the next 2-3 weeks for my partner and I, our two cats, and two 40kg dogs. The best loophole that i've found so far is that the snacks are geared toward what my partner prefers, and supermarket brand mi goreng can balance out the food ratios on the people end, as long as there are at least frozen veggies to add to them.
"The commercial says 'Kids AND grown-ups love it so', and that means me!" - Arnold, 90-year-old Haribo fan
Road trips must include...gallons of beverages, beef jerky, bags, and bags of chips, many flavors and snack cakes...lots and lots of snack cakes...ideally Hostess cupcakes and Twinkies.
Cheetos & butterscotch krimpets. Sounds gross, but… Road trip!’
Load More Replies...Pemmaphobia (Cake Phobia)
Goddammit stop eating Andrews wife, he already has enough to deal with
Load More Replies...I'd love having a wife that's a cake. She'd be delicious with a husband made out of coffee. Oh wait, they outlawed bigamy. The story of my life.
You could just be a swinger, and arrange to meet up with them discreetly at a coffee shop…
Load More Replies...Me, having listened to way too many Creepy Pastas, thinking: You could legit slice her up and eat her like a cannibal and not even get arrested for it. Also, she’s red velvet cake.
My wife is chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream icing and chocolate truffle cream center with syrup and whipped cream. She fkk-ing hates me but LOL!
Smoke
My pointed this out to my dad and he said my grandad (RIP) pointed that out to his (Christian) teacher and got detention for saying that lol
I do not understand, because its clearly described in the bible how the continents were once one.
Load More Replies...Alfred Wegener figured it out in the 1910s, but since he was not a geologist his theory wasn't taken serious for a long time.
True story, when I was a little lad, back in the 70s, my Mom gave me a cigarette, supposedly to scare me away from smoking forever. Been a smoker off and on for 30 years. When I was about 10, an uncle spent an evening mixing alcoholic drinks for me because I said I'd had problems with insomnia. I later spent a few years as an alcoholic.
I drank my first martini when I was three. In retrospect, giving it to me was a horrible, horrible, horrible mistake. I'm 63, and I've only been sober for 8 years.
Load More Replies...Actually Alfred Wegener (pronounced VEG-NER) presented the Continental drift theory in the 30’s
I remember writing and performing a song in science lessons in school about Wegener's continental theory
Load More Replies...I would say it was when they fully figured it out, pretty sure there were a few different possibilities proposed. And the "lateness" is most likely due to technological limitations.
Yes. Nobody knew for sure what the mechanism.for the continents moving was until seismography could confirm.the Earth has a liquid outer core.
Load More Replies...The big issue was "how?" As long as they thought that the crust of the earth was solid, it made no sense to assume that continents plowed their way through the solid ocean floor.
pangaea was first proposed in the early 1900s, but still that seems like too long to go unnoticed...the discovery of tectonic plates just added creedence to the hypothesis...https://www.britannica.com/story/spotting-a-supercontinent-how-pangea-was-discovered
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Hmm
This is the same excuse I give when my dad, a boomer, complains that I pay too much attention to celebrity gossip and not enough attention to world events.
Load More Replies...What did you have in mind for that dog of yours? A Viking helmet or an Egyptian Nemes???
I've been watching the world fall apart since the beginning of Covid. Strangest part of it all is that every little thing that I predicted, has played out exactly as I said that it would. And still is following the same path, including Russian actions, and the countries that wouldn't stand against them, as it benefits all of them. I kinda want to be wrong now, because it's getting far too close to the end game.
Sheeranphobia, An Interesting Disease
Ma'm, I have a terrible news. It's only a scratch, They'll be fine but.... They are a secret Sheerfan.
Last year, I had a head mri. So lying very still in a loud machine for 15-30 minutes. They gave hearing protection ear m**f-headphones, asked if this common radio station is ok to listen to. I stupidly said it's fine. And during the mri, the radio started playing my least favorite artist, and I had no choice but to listen, while having to lye completely still... Torture, I say!
not all his songs are bad..i mean,bad habits exists and its a pretty good song
Load More Replies...old songs from Justin Bieber or the Baby Shark song
Load More Replies...Not too long ago Ed Sheeran was god's gift to our ears but now he's going by way of Cold Play and Nickleback. What happened?
just play the most emo song you find and play it over and over or insane loves songs those are always good (e.i. unhealthy obseesion, the red means i love you and butch 4 butch)
Oh Cool
Just last month I saw a bird in the garden and thought...you know, I should get one of those books that bird watchers use.
Yup. Drove back ten blocks to see if something was a grubby white peacock or a crane or something. Took photos. Peacock.
Load More Replies...Was this a personal attack? I'm sipping my coffee and watching the hummingbirds have their daily meeting at the feeder outside my living room window. I've identified which species are here year round and those that only show up to breed or to pass through. I have accepted that my youth has passed me by and have succumbed to the birdwatching phase of my life. It's honestly not bad at all. Lol.
Must confess... since childhood, early spring sounds of finches practicing but not completely mastering their song always makes me happy
Whenever I hear a bird with an exceptionally annoying voice I stop what I'm doing and go looking for the bird. When I finally see him I proceed to google what kind of bird that is. And then I'll tell everyone that I've got a very noisy and annoying whatever in my garden
Use the Merlin app to auto identify species by birdsong
Load More Replies...It happens younger here in England, especially in middle-class households. It is coupled with a great interest in planting and pruning in the garden but that is the gardener's job.
Whale Sounds
"How did that Jonah get out of your stomach?" "He kept running up and down until he was pooped out!"
Load More Replies...How is it compared to those who get oriental word characters as cool tattoos only to find out later that it means square potty?
I never got how translating something into a language or scripture I cannot understand makes it have more meaning, or make the meaning more meaningful. F that S!
Load More Replies...Or you know a jacka.. whale catcalling and harassing another whale... "damn, your body is absurd!!!"
"Your fluke is making my fluke become the second largest appendage of my body!" would sound somewhat creepy, huh...?
Load More Replies...Found On Meirl
Pro-tip: use different browser profiles and Youtube accounts. I one for my hobby, one for general casual viewing, and one for cats.
Pro-pro tip. Go into settings/history-privacy and temporarily turn on pause search or watch history.
Load More Replies...I once searched a single song from Adam Lambert because I remembered it from the early 2000nds. Adam Lambert hasn't left my YouTube recommendations since months now.
I'd far rather watch Adam Lambert videos than some of the random stuff I get.
Load More Replies...Then it starts recommending videos I've already watched, followed by recommending my own videos.
I have two accounts literally for this reason- one is for the stuff I want to watch, and the other is incase I have to find a how-to video
If I watch 100 videos in a row about physics and cosmology, and then one video about a cool card trick, why can’t the YouTube algorithm figure out that I’m not completely replacing my longtime interest in science with a newfound and exclusive interest in card tricks?
Eminems More Positive Cousin
Also, right the fu*k now,go watch him on Lip Sync Battle doing Umbrella...you will watch everyday for the rest of your life.
Help Wanted
Wanted, small child. Or possibly a few in case this goes wrong.
hey! i'm small, limber, trusting, and have not read The Cask of Amontillado!
And I'm tall, stiff, mistrusting and have read The Cask of Amontillado, but I am too curious to not climb into the wall and see what's there!
Load More Replies...Just FYI if you've never heard the story - the annoying guy gets bricked in to a wall and left there alive. Until he dies.
sounds like that one episode of Angel where Cordelia gets the apartment
Load More Replies...FYI, this is now mandatory reading in the first few weeks of freshman year in America
I hope they got rid of that Ethan Frome book. "So girls, beware of having affairs with bored, married middle-aged guys!" "Hadn't planned to, Teacher, so quit asking us to smile for you!"
Load More Replies...Does anyone have a cheat sheet for the Cask of Amontillado so that I can decide if I want this job?
some dude tricks another dude into a underground skull tunnel and chains him to a wall and traps him there
Load More Replies...Fortunato? I'll climb in as long as alan Parsons "tales of mystery and imagination " is playing in the background
I Have Never Made A Doctor's Appointment By Myself
I live in Japan, and have excellent healthcare, and I'm still nervous about talking to my doctor because it's always bad news and he is SO strict! He's like "Walk an hour a day! Or more! No sweets! None! Okay? And no meat! Okay, sometimes ... but a LITTLE! And lose weight! You're too fat!"
Phones at 7:59:52am: 'sorry we're closed' Redials at 8:00:01am: 'there are - one - hundred and - forty - three - people ahead of you in the queue. The approximate wait time is over - 400 - minutes. Please hold or call back at a less busy time. 14:39: line goes dead
Load More Replies...For anyone who needs to know…… like I did……The Greatest Generation (born 1901–1927) The Silent Generation (born 1928–1945) Baby Boomers (born 1946–1964) Generation X (born 1965–1980) Millennials (born 1981–1995) Generation Z (born 1996–2010) Generation Alpha (born 2011–2025)
Are you making fun of my telephonaphobia? Seriously, are you? I can't tell...
I, in fact, usally don't eat til noon and will fight people but I have phone anxiety
I make them for one of my kids and go with them. They have "white coat syndrome ", Dr's freak them out BAD - anxiety attack bad. Luckily they are still covered by insurance till 25
The Greatest Generation (born 1901–1927) The Silent Generation (born 1928–1945) Baby Boomers (born 1946–1964) Generation X (born 1965–1980) Millennials (born 1981–1995) Generation Z (born 1996–2010) Generation Alpha (born 2011–2025) Being a Generation X I had to Google it ‘cause I had no clue what the definition was 😂
Load More Replies...Weird Way To Describe It But I Get The Idea
I don't know either the guy or the dog, but I definitely see the resemblance.
Driver Carries Only
Obviously the pens are there in case he needs to tighten up one of those cassettes
Sushi No Like Tiktok
I take it someone placed their phone on the conveyer belt and subsequently wanted to sue the diner, hence the warning.
I was told sticking your phone on the conveyor contaminates the food and they have to throw it all out.
Yeah that would probably be the main reason but I doubt that is as impactful as your phone getting destroyed and the restaurant won't replace
Load More Replies...Doesn't anyone just experience anything without their goddamned phones any more?
This is what stops me from opening a business. I just can't with this planet!
The Fact That This Is Not An Exaggeration Makes It Even Better. British Football Chants Are Fun
Same in Greece. And it varies from remarks for opponents' moms to seggsual insults to the team
“Seggsual”? Is all this some kind of yolk to you?!?🍳
Load More Replies...There is a player in Newcastle United named jonno shelvey , who looks like a bit like voldemort. So when ever football is with him opposite fans chant 'OOOOOH here comes voldemort, run Harry run her comes voldemort🤣🤣🤣 it's hilarious when 30 thousand people chant this
I looked him up. I see the resemblance.
Load More Replies...You all need to know argentinian sports chants, specially football. Changed lyrics from any music hit or classical song to boost our own team or attack the opposition team including the worst kind of swearing but keeping it as high quality poetry with weekly updates.
Living His Best Life
I Can't Say As Though I Disagree
Yeah I actually really like Maye Musk. She's cool! No need to throw the baby out with the bath water...or the mother out with the baby
Load More Replies...If it makes you feel any better, both she and Elon's father have made it very clear that Elon would be the first person they'd shove over the rail into oblivion.
She definitely looks like a movie villain, but she's stunning. How on earth did she birth potato looking dude Elon?
His dad must look like a compost heap lost a fight with an abattoir.
Load More Replies...She looks like she would fit right in on the show The Sandman. Either that or a sequel to The Devil Wears Prada as Meryl Streep's evil competitive sister.
Ok, Josh
As teens my friends and I would steal a few carved pumpkins off porches late Halloween night each year. We would write the address of the house they came from and put it in a Ziploc bag inside the pumpkins then put the pumpkins in a deep freezer. On the night before Thanksgiving we would then take them back to their porches and leave them. We would hear kids talking about it at school wondering about it. Good times!
This is one of the more wholesome pranks I have ever read about
Load More Replies...Okay but why a watermelon? I think maybe leaving an eggplant could be mind occupying. Two kiwis and a banana perhaps? A pile of coconuts set up like cannonballs? How did we settle on watermelon?
Yeah, that would freak me out a bit...I'd start thinking black magic.
Extra points for dressing said watermelon in a pair of tighty whiteys 😁
My mom who is in her mid 70's now told me that when "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" or some other sci-fi film came out when she was a teen, it was a funny prank to leave watermelons on people's doorsteps because the watermelons looked like the evil alien egg pods from the movie.
I once left a pumpkin for someone in the post room of our college. He still doesn’t know who sent it, 30 years later…
Connor
That is an insult to Honda Accords. At least a Honda Accord will usually get you there.
Don’t tell Conner’s parents. They spent good money for gay conversion camp so it must be something wrong with you.
But can he take off your bra with just one hand while kissing you? (I'll see myself out)
What if you have neither toast nor bras? Wow. That's a question I never expected to ask in my lifetime.
I had (have? i dunno, we don't really talk anymore but we're not like enemies, we just don't hang out) a friend named Connor and I swear he is THE MOST basic cis-het privileged really-into-cars-and-sports pale blonde white male you will ever meet. Ever.
No Time To Bleed!
That's what super glue is for. Sliced my elbow before work one day fixing the dishwasher. Got yelled at by my area manager when I called to let him know that I would be a little bit late to work (my store was fine, I was doing the 1-9pm close), I just didn't want to get blood all over my car. Offered to send him a photo if he didn't believe me, he declined whilst sounding like he was about to be sick. Lots of paper towel and gaffer tape to the rescue, had to bring some spares to get through the shift. Got a few weird looks from my customers, but they knew my area manager well enough to understand my explanation. After being dragged into the doctors against my will at 11pm, they kept arguing that it needed stitches; I kept telling them just to glue it, or I'm going to leave. They were right about the fact that their medical glue wouldn't hold it, as it was down to the bone, and had been bleeding for the 12 hours since it happened. That's where the super glue came to the rescue. Worked an absolute treat.
Load More Replies...The plants were probs weed, they'd be the only ones that you'd need to keep that close an eye on when they're flowering, otherwise you can screw up the whole crop within a matter of hours.
Load More Replies...This sounds like my mum, she was going to operate out her thyroid gland, and she said that she must be home with her dogs, and could Come back tomorrow LOL. They had nothing of it, and kept her there :P
Oh my goodness 😂😂 Plants could not survive a few hours without you, what kind of crazy rapid-growing monsters do you have at home??
Looking at 2 to 3 hours in the waiting room to see a nurse that takes your weight and temp then leaves you to wait another half hour or throw a paper towel over it and duck tape it down and go home to water the plants hmmmmmm Option 2 ?
He Got A Real Good Point Tho
Naah, look at his avatar - kinda looks like a normal guy! Lol, jk
Load More Replies...When my son was old enough for nursery school, the nursery school didn't want to take him and suggested homeschooling because he was bigger than the other kids. For a fair amount of his early childhood, my son was off the scale on height for his own age group, and was the average height of a child two years older. We convinced the school to give him a chance. He was a gentle giant during his whole childhood. One time, we found out a bully in junior high was beating him so hard on the back that he left bruises. I gave him permission to hit back, but he said he was afraid. I told him it was okay to be afraid of the bully ... and he said "No. I'm not afraid of the bully. I'm afraid if I hit back, I'll hurt him." The only time he ever got physical with another person is when one of his friends pushed his younger brother. He knocked the kid to the ground and told him to go home.
Biff Tannon? You’re Back from the Future? (For all my fellow Gen Xers)
Interesting Quiz Options
Exactly! And you know which answer is for which, it's so obvious. Plus, only a small minority of people actually act like a stereotypical introvert/extrovert.
Exactly! I'm an introvert and yet here I am starting conversations with strangers online while taking a break from my work where I interact with strangers all day.
Load More Replies...You get the same thing with standardized personality tests like Myers-Briggs. "Would you rather a) wage thermonuclear war, or b) snuggle a puppy?"
Well, actually introversion vs extroversion could be better summed up as "does being around people drain you or give you energy?" b/c extroverts can be shy, and introverts like me can be rather loquacious in the right setting. I love a good public event, but will need to hide from humanity the following day or two.
Snorting cocaine with 80 people? You have never done drugs, have you? If i did coke , i aint sharing.
Yea maybe 3 people at most. Then they better be bringing it or special people or no sharing anyway.
Load More Replies...Do you KNOW how much 80 friends worth of coke costs??? I'd think books are way better! LOL!
Vegas Ain't Ready For Them
"alcoholic implications" Honey, we moved past implications years ago.
Load More Replies...Losing $35 in Vegas! Wauw, I feel there's going to be a movie made about this. 🙇
I Also Feel This Way A Bit
And the moods for me. I feel strangely calm and at peace at the beginning, but my excitement slowly grows until at the end I'm very hyper and full of energy, because there's 1 day till the weekend (Thursday), Halloween (October and soon my b-day), and 'oh wait, it's not time to sleep yet' (8:00 pm) (yes, I spend a valuable minute every day with this).
Load More Replies...I always feel like April is Thursday for me. But that is because I associate summer with the weekend.
Look at the comment at the top, you'll understand.
Load More Replies...I Dont *look* Like A R*pist Or Serial Killer
I live at night, I unfortunately cannot tell you the number of women I’ve seen looking scared to even be out or on public transports. I feel sorry and angry at the world at the same time.
Sad and angry perfectly sums up how I feel about a lot of things.
Load More Replies...I used to think I strode through the city like a bad-a## mother###### until a little old lady asked me to help her step up onto the pavement.
First thing I’m thinking reading this post is, “this dude is definitely a serial killer”
Notice the OP didn't say anything about actually being a serial killer or rapist or not, just looking like one
Haha - and if he were one, it would make sense to strive not to look like it.
Load More Replies...Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but if you have a penis, you will always look like a potential rapist or serial killer. Meanwhile, I need to sit and rest my dogs.
Not going to lie, but when the gay female couple let their daughters spend the night with my daughters, I felt special ... didn't think it would happen and yet, here we are ...
Proud Tesla Employee
Elon Musk is the creepy guy that shows up out of nowhere to your family reunion because he banged your third cousin's husband's little sister at a BBQ once freshman year of college and he likes your grandma's egg salad that she passes off as her own but really bought at Costco.
Twenty Years Is Too Long
Fair point. But if you know how to vet your sources, you *can* find current, accurate info on the web. It's a cr ap shoot with Aunt Marge. 😉
Load More Replies...Really, the internet is just an artificial gossipy aunt with terrible advice and a disquieting amount of porn.
Okay but honestly books & my aunt never told me the Earth is actually flat, the Moon is not real and lizard people secretly runs the world. Internet did.
If the internet had existed when I was a kid, I would have never believed actors got their body parts amputated for the sake of their role.That's a decade I'll never get back. (Thanks again, dearly departed dad).
Now you can just hop online and get your misinformation from someone else’s Aunt Marge!
Factual?!
He's Striving For Perfection
After 800mg of caffeine and literally 80 pizza rolls, I’m surprised it wasn’t a faceplant!😄
Did you make your own rolls? Because they can count for calories burnt...
I Should Try That Once
Right on. Now do bats eating bananas. You're welcome!
Load More Replies...Should’ve compromised, and finished with 30 minutes of watching workout videos.
Jon Bon Pony
Just as soon as he sells his current abode, The Best Little Horse House In Texas.
Load More Replies...I had a toy moose named Willis, a rat named Damon, and a turtle named Turt Russell.
"Turt". Now I've gotta go out and buy a turtle. My husband's gonna kill me.
Load More Replies...I have got to name my Equus in Ark Survival Jon Bon Pony. Maybe if I tame more of them I can get a whole band going
Not horsy mchorseface? https://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/05/sport/horsey-mchorseface-wins-maiden-race-in-australia/index.html
Met husband at a D&D game. Thought he was an a$$hole . 30 years later best decision ever
🎶Pretend cowboy, an unreeeal horse I ride/ Jon Bon Pony, ain’t gonna lie🎶
We’re Gonna Need A Map For This One
Hey, don't blame me. I'm in favor of giving EVERYONE more pockets. Clothing manufacturers never put in enough pockets, because it will "ruin the lines", and I'm like, "Have you seen my body?? Ain't nothing going to make clothes look good on me, they might as well at least be functional."
Load More Replies..."If you can't find it, there's one on my night table, another near my computer, and one in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom."
You are being too dramatic. It's not that bad. Just bring the purse to her. Easy as pie.
I replaced the black lining in my favourite handbag with neon pink material and I still can't find a damn thing in there.
You are not allowed to look what you're searching for but rather stick your hand in the bag and feel for it
Load More Replies...We All Have Our Secrets
That Must Suck
Alternatively, what if you got the non-human parts of both? Would you be a bull with a fish tail but have a human brain/intelligence? That would be hilarious ngl
Nah, I'd look like some guy but make me angry and I transform into a raging Mermotaur XP
Sounds like a coming-of-age fantasy story. The protagonist has to figure out who they are and what's special about them.
Guide 4 Teens
also ask ur crush out. if they say no, hit them with a vespa
Guy Was Told
I Wouldn't Be Able To Afford A House Anyway, But Might Give A Try?
Frame dragging will get you there, not particle physics. frame-drag...c21fbb.png
I Would Like To Read Her Essay, Think She's Onto Something
Does not make sense, as 50% of all those things on earth were snapped away with the people they inhabited.
Hmm... Not necessarily... Some (no clue to how many) could have survived the 'snap', but then they would have to find a way to survive without a living host ... Would the dead bodies remain on earth and couse an insane bio hazard risk... Possibly causing weird and yet unseen mutations in micro organisms... Maybe the start of those apocalyptic zombie stories .... Damn ... I was going to write something entirely different, but then my brain started doing this ..
Load More Replies...... In this essay I will discuss how the law of equanimity works such that there was twice as much toilet paper available for the people left behind with this horrific affliction. And how it gave them something to think about other than where the other 50% went.
I'm too dumb for this. 😬😜 But I'm also a blonde, so shoot me.
i thought it was just people... all life, like including our puppies and kitties?!?!?! :( now i'm sad!
Idk if there was any mention of puppies and kittens, but the first sign that Prof Hulk's snap worked was a bird by the window.
Load More Replies...Ah, A Redditor's Dream
him, the embodiment of a neckbeard, smelling like his 3rd stepmother's basement, mountain dew, and taco bell, drawing erotic fanart of lolis.
…just like the weird catfish dude online who has them convinced that “she’s” all that and a family size bag of Cheetos 😆
Meanwhile, there are unexceptional women expecting their own exceptional man. We all do it.
So basically, a female version of themselves—-down to the same bra size, since they themselves have “man tiddies”, but I guess hairiness isn’t a problem.
Stop Doing Weird Things
Special Kind Of Relationship
Coworker on the first day I met her: "---and that concludes the precise description of how I gave birth to my daughter eight years ago, broken down by minute!" Me, trying desperately to will the chair I'm sitting on to dematerialize and take me with it to sweet, sweet nonexistence: "Oh cool"
A former coworker, upon hearing that I don’t have or want kids, decided to tell me in detail exactly what tore during her two childbirths and how much she bled - to try and convince me that it’s ‘all worth it in the end’. I’ve got a strong stomach though and used to work in a sewage treatment plant so…yeah my stories won.
Load More Replies...So He’s Working On This Character
I gotta try that now. fuckkkk. EDIT: haha it worked
Load More Replies...Fast forward to 2022, where the skull of a fuckeratops is proudly presented in the museum. Named after your initial outcry...
A Valid Argument
Specific On Multiple Levels
The Future We Asked For
But raccoon as a funny hat, could be. Especially in your grandpas old closet.
How many of us cut out some pictures from their encyclopedias to really make your school paper pop and be special?
Sorry, but mine refuse clothing of any kind. Don't think I haven't tried, though. 20220922_0...666296.jpg
Some time ago when I was decluttering, I found a book from my teenage years with only addresses of - more alternative/ specialized - travel providers (with different sections such as specialized on countries, different sports, youth travel, voluntary programs abroad, au pair agencies and so on). Blew my mind to remember that back in the day if you wanted to say find a language school program in another country, you had to ask around, do serious research in the library, looking for ads in specific journals, call or write a letter to even just get further information...
Free Oats
In high-school a horse-loving classmate started crying mid-class because the teacher said she tried horse meat at a restaurant. I was internally like "there's starving children in Africa..." 😕 I'm a vegetarian, by the way, and she was not. So...eating cows and pigs and chickens and rabbits is ok but not horses...I get that horses have a sentimental value for her but it's not like that for everyone and I find it a little hypocritical.
What I like about horse girls is that they'd wear $10,000 to $15,000 worth of riding clothes and still manage to look shabby :-)
I'm really disappointed that we didn't have a horse girl. I'm always so jealous of folks that got to experience this.
Very Specific Insult
I don't think your 'kid on FIFA' is a kid....This is too detailed, he's got to have drawn from own experience
Wow...as someone who's played FIFA a lot...this is a valid reaction lol
Amazon be like: "You're Hired! Suhch amazign spelingg, wee neid a gi lik u
I Would Be Down
For me, same mullet guy, but in a T top Trans Am blasting a Van Halen cassette, and Miller High Life ponies🤘🤘
Having Diarrhea Isn’t Really The Same As Anaphylactic Shock
Ok this is so true! My friend is allergic to peanuts, he's really over-cautious. My dad is gluten intolerant, he refuses to eat bread. My friend is lactose intolerant and one time in year 8 she bought an entire tub of ice cream and used the lid as a spoon whilst waiting for her dad. She didn't come into school the next day lol
I'm lactose intolerant as it causes me a horrible reflux and guess who had a whole bottle of kefir last night just before bed?
OMG my friend is lactose intolerant and they drink at least 8 glasses of milk a day lol
I've seen the opposite- my brother is coeliac and he will risk eating things with traces (stupid I know) but my lactose intolerant friend would still eat dairy. I on the other hand cut out both completely.
Well the results are so different that it's no wonder people react differently: Peanut allergy can kill you, celiacs can give you cancer or kill you and lactose can give you gas shits or stomach ache.
Dk Why But It Makes Sense In My Head And I Hate It
Which will either not leave the bottom of the cup if you try to tip it out, or it will all land on your face. Usually while driving.
Load More Replies...Anyone else hear that straw in the lid sound as soon as you saw the arrows?
I Like Aquarium Gravel Too
Thank god you weren’t snacking on aquarium gravel!😬
Load More Replies...Lamp
Well, WOULD he still love you if you were a lamp?
Load More Replies...Bright side, if that’s there only concern your relationship is fine.
It'll definitely have a bright side if she's a lamp.
Load More Replies...Something tells me Ben has more than a few moments like this on a daily basis.
A Very Specific Removal Process
I would think the sight of a diamond saw coming towards their genitalia would either a) cause it to instantly shrink, or b) cause them to pass out from fear & making their blood pressure drop enough to get it off, lol!!
Several ER employees told me I’d be surprised by how many people come in with things stuck in their back door and the excuses are even better.
"I was naked, standing on my counter to hang my new curtains when I saw a spider. It scared me so I fell off the counter and landed straight on the cucumber that I bought at the store earlier and forgot to pack away. Unfortunately the cucumber was balanced upright against a loaf of bread so it got stuck up there".
Load More Replies...A Shape I See
Tell me you are way behind on your costume for the GamingCon without saying that you are way behind on your costume for the GamingCon.
I need to brush up on my English and trendy words for this.
I've seen this.... Don't roll it, you won't like the outcome!
What A Dream
Danny DeVito's lesser known cousin, Tony.
Load More Replies...Everyone Wants A Goth B****
i still want a goth gf. i will summon baphomet with her.
Duck her down in the bath of goat blood, y’know, like a dark baptism 🧐
Load More Replies...Wamen
Happy Father's Day!
Hmmmm
I would’ve linked to a Marx Brothers stream for symmetry, but you Scooby Doo you.
You Know I've Gotta Make Em Now
I Am Intrigued
No
Spinach
Also grocery store: If you decide that you can’t work with that packaging, I have a lovely selection of hot dogs and buns I could show you
Monke
Corpses. They can spread disease and are a sign of danger, we're afraid of corpses.
And at one point, there were multiple hominid species sharing the earth -- us, Neanderthals, Denisovians, and possibly even others.
Load More Replies...Realistically, probably other hominids. Fantastically, fkin vampires, man.
What Do You Believe As A Child
No doubt! James The Escalator Operator is MY dad, and I don’t have a brother! SMH
Load More Replies...I Don’t Buy Gift Cards At All
If you want to send him to Disney you'd better get TWO $500 gift cards.
Can't deduct cash from taxes as easily. Whereas a gift card can be a business expense.
That's actually a really good use of gift cards. Didn't think of that.
He would steal the gift card and sell it to 1 of those giftcard machines for $200 in cash that you see every addict lined up at in grocery stores...
Couldn't Be Me
It would be a fantastic workout so naturally it’ll probably be trendy soon. It can’t be anymore awkward than everyone doing hip thrusts with any equipment they can find
That's What Good Dads Do
My potential future daughter will cast my soul into Oblivion for this but *scribble scribble takes notes* XD
May is one of the many names derived from Mary. Or Maia.
Load More Replies...Errr... Okay?
That much simpler than what I have thought of: Locating to the other side of the globe, preferably an island.
Load More Replies...Live life to the fullest, and when I get tired of it, go touch the snail myself.
I need to know more about the snail. Height, width, length, speed, weight.
Well it can't be killed so it might just sail right over the salt, suffering and bubbling but surviving and now with greater motivation to kill you.
Load More Replies...Sure. Pay someone to bring it to an abandoned island… or Australia. Problem solved.
Thats One Hell Of A Drug
NOT original, This is an episode of Star Trek TNG, It happens to Picard.
That’s the joke, I would actually take up drugs if that one existed.
Load More Replies...That’s pretty much psychedelics, except you can’t play the flute afterwards
Plot twist: After being buried and forgotten for years, Lizzo plays the flute and the world burns to the ground.
Well, except for the flute part, this could be what we're all doing right now. Flute is optional.
And that tense guy with ‘people skills’ from Office Space is our best friend
Poor Walter
Yeah, but grown ups with kiddie names are worse. No Kimmy, I won't buy shares from you.
ayyoooo don't diss kimmys, my aunt kimmy is the best
Load More Replies...Well, the kid is going to be grown-a## a long time. Grownups with cute baby names is far worse.
Exactly! Everyone told me I gave my daughter such a grown up name, and I should give her a little girl name. I was like "uh, hopefully she will be a grown up a lot longer than a little girl, so the grown up name is more appropriate"
Load More Replies...My friend had a baby and called it Barbara. In my mind, she is already in her late 50's.
Kinda like Steve. I could see a kid named Steven/Stephen. But who calls a kid Steve. That’s just weird, but why is that?
I mean... all grown a*s people named Walter (and others) were once babies with that name
This Belongs Here
If you have your own chair, bounce away, but when my boyfriend bounces his as we are sharing the same part of the couch, it makes my butt vibrate and I spill my snacks.
My dad hated when mom & I did this at the dinner table. Table didn't move, but he hated the sound ?
Maybe Susan does have anxiety and your leg bouncing makes it worse “leen 11”
I get yelled at for shaking the entire car when my legs starts going.
Oddly Specific Serial Killer
"Hello, police? I'd like to report someone that you should run a background check on because I'm 100% sure you're gonna find something"
Coincidentally, if you ask for this, the answer is also always “No”.
Load More Replies...Not Really Tho
He's Straight Okay
Clapped
Hmm
Does it matter, you’ll be too preoccupied to pay attention. The real question is will you get in an accident or not?
Oddly Specific
Go to hospital. I guarantee whatever you’ve done they’ve seen someone do something way more stupid.
So, I read about this old timey medical case where a man got himself stuck in a glass bottle. It wasn't for the reason that you think. The bottle had once contained potassium, and he'd attempted to urinate into it. The residue inside ignited on contact with the liquid, and the subsequent vacuum sucked him in. The constriction led to swelling, and he was very panicky when the doctor finally arrived. I believe I recall they ended up just carefully smashing the bottle. He was fine.
Can't Say I Have
Do They Believe In Nessie Too?
More tacky than the signs saying: in this house we believe Jesus is the lord god. And wives submit to their husbands as the husband is man’s representation of Jesus the lord god and savior… you think we all need to know this s**t? Rather hear about Bigfoot-f**ker
Load More Replies...Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...he probably has big arms to wrap around her when they hug too. :)
What Happened In Egypt, Stays In Egypt
maybe even grab cherry donuts on the way to fight some bisexual vampire near the end
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
I like how she already only has one hand left and still tries to safe the day
Sounds like something an incel would write....kinda like a lot of the bible
The insanity of religion and its random "rules" in a nutshell. No pun intended.
Concrete Is The Cookie Dough
This is the best explanation I have ever read about concrete and cement.
I didn’t even realize they were two different things. I thought the words were interchangeable 🤦🏼♀️
Load More Replies...Olympic Specific
So Ron Swanson has a second secret identity in addition to Duke Silver ?
The US curling team looks like a bunch of dads who took up curling to get away from the house for a few hours on a Saturday and accidentally ended up at the Olympics.
That guy looks like how I imagine my grandfather looked like when he was younger.
I Will Not Fight
LOL, and yet the little K-pop kid wouldn't make it around the corner either.
Load More Replies...Think that many Russian guys have tried to avoid being drafted by breaking a leg. Bad.
Why cut of leg when you can always develop some on-demand bone spurs.
It's the Canadian diss I'm not digging here. You'd consider yourself a lucky man to live in this country, pal! And we'd give you all the free healthcare you could stand, so there! And we'd thank you for it.
I don't think it's meant to be a diss. During Vietnam War many guys moved to Canada to escape being drafted because they knew they would be safe there; Canada is our kind northern neighbor
Load More Replies...Its Not That Spicy... (?)
I visited mexico for my aunts chorus competition and the very kind people of a church they decided to sing at in their spare time shared a meal with us. They assured us the food wasn't spicy and we'd be fine; maybe 4 out of about 26 people were ok with it. It was delicious the first few seconds and then it tasted like misery and regret, but dammit we still ate it with fake smiles hiding our tears of pain and not complaining because they were so generous to cook and share a lovely meal with our group that noone would dare be rude to their kind gesture. We passed around bars of chocolate with each other under the table, secretly eating it in hopes it would help with the burn; it did not
War-B***h
The mind is willing but the body is fleshy and weak.
Load More Replies...Ok Then
And in the wrong place somewhere else 😉
Load More Replies...I hate everything about this. Even his stupid smirk on his face! He looks like someone with a copious amount of hair on his butt.
"I seldom date outside my anthropological subrace" is... just a WILD sentence.
Notice he only mentioned her height and not his own. “Under 5’6”” means he’s probably 5’7”. Plus 1) you forgot the decimal point in your IQ, and 2) you don’t measure your d**k from the tip all the way back to your b******e.
Wonder what he has to shave more frequently, his shoulders or his nose. Either way, no thx 😬
"hmu bitches" yeah buddy, because that's so hot to disrespect a women that MIGHT be considering your profile as a date-able male........ Smdh
I Can Smell The Creep Coming Off Of This Dude
I need to wash my eyes out with soap and go live in a mountain cottage on my own, without internet, for the next 20 years after reading this!
He looks at least 30+! His description of the "magnetic" scent of underage girls is disgusting!! I hope he's not allowed to chaperone on field trips or for his daughters to have sleepovers at his house!!! Definite pedophile admitting to his sickness ..... Gross! (When my daughter was growing up, she never went to sleepovers at her friends houses, she had friends sleepover at our house instead. Unless I knew every person that lived in her friends home, made sure there were no creepy uncles living in basements, nothing that could risk her. It only takes a few moments to traumatize a child for rest of their life, nothing is worth risking your children for!)
Hmm
Exactly. If she's down then there's consent so no reason not to!
Load More Replies...Do you want the sky to rain doughnuts? Mess up the timeline and it will rain doughnuts.
Are you trying to convince time travelers to mess up the timeline?
Load More Replies...Down to f**k - willing to engage in a casual sexual encounter.
Load More Replies...Thought I'd start the discussion...but I really don't know what to say! Mind blown slightly by all these weirdo things. BP gets odder by the day.....
I have a very important question, how many times did Keith lose his lunch to a squirrel before it was decided that a hungry librarian is bad?
Thought I'd start the discussion...but I really don't know what to say! Mind blown slightly by all these weirdo things. BP gets odder by the day.....
I have a very important question, how many times did Keith lose his lunch to a squirrel before it was decided that a hungry librarian is bad?
