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It's important to use the right words when you want to get your point across. Often, they're the only means of communication available to us.

But expressing nuanced thoughts and feelings through language can be difficult. So let's try to learn from the best!

There's a subreddit called r/OddlySpecific and as the name suggests, its 1.2 million members are dedicated to collecting distinct, precise phrases that strangely make perfect sense.

So continue scrolling to check the best ones they spotted and fire up our first publication on this awesome online community for more.

#1

Adult Books vs. Kids' Books

Adult Books vs. Kids' Books

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Madison Feehan
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids books for the win!!!! Can I get some YA novel recommendations with decent plots and non-depressing endings???

Ohio Turkey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Madeline L'Engle wrote some amazing books in the Wrinkle in Time series. She also wrote time travel mysteries which included an exploration of the history of Christian religion in a way that was not preachy, which I found very interesting when I was growing up. And I'm about as irreligious a person as there is, so that should tell you something.

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Gul Dukat
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can also read them in one sitting without falling asleep and then having to start all over again next time because you've already forgotten who is who and wtf was the plot again

NannyChachi
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laura Ingalls Wilder. My most favorite books. Yeah, I said it. And I'm not ashamed.

James016
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son is going through a Dr Seuss phase at the moment.

Michael Largey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are not "kids books". They are "All Ages" books.

Nightshade1972
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago, I attended a private elementary school for G/T kids in the US. At one point, I wanted to check out a particular book, which I'd read many times before, from the school library. To my surprise, both my teacher and the school librarian refused to allow me to check out the book, "Because you're reading at a much higher level now! You need to challenge yourself!" I went home, told my mother, and she promptly called the school and talked to both the teacher and the librarian. "Look, we all know that she's a precocious reader who's capable of reading well above her grade level. What's the harm in letting her just read something for fun, like a normal kid, for once?" When I went to school the next day the librarian grudgingly let me check the book out.

Huddo's sister
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so stupid! If it was for English class it mightn't be so bad, but this is a library where you are reading for fun, why should they object to any book you choose?

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Mistiekim
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like YA series now, but when I was a young adult I was reading things from Nora Roberts and the grocery store romance novels! Come to think about it, those novels were my sex ed.

Huddo's sister
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was like that with Virginia Andrews books! My year 8 teacher left a comment on my book report for one of them that it was 'very mature topics'.

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Tess
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the libraries in my area don't have late fees on anything classified as YA, or children, to encourage reading. You could literally forget for two years, and it won't cost you a cent.

-Mellohi-
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, a high schooler, reading an entire series about soap opera cats (warriors)

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    #2

    Aita?

    Aita?

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious because it’s so true 😂😂😂

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then BP copies it onto their site ...

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    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda: ‘He’s a creep and you should get away’ Woman has doubts about boyfriends ‘odd’ behaviour.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BoredPanda: Repost Reddit hehehe

    Horten Ho-229
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhh... sock drawer full of DRIVER'S LICENSES?

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you wouldn't want a captive who couldn't drive would you

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    actaeon cross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's Tumblr with the blorbos

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he still going to marry you knowing that you're a Snoopy's Snoop. Only go into someone's sock draw if you're putting away socks. Best of luck. Please be sure to let your parents know where you are at all times.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's responsible for the missing women. case closed.

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    If you want your speeches to have a stronger impact, American author, columnist, keynote speaker, and former journalist and news anchor Carmine Gallo suggests replacing long words with short ones. "In his groundbreaking book Thinking, Fast and Slow, Nobel economist Daniel Kahneman writes, 'If you care about being thought credible and intelligent, do not use complex language where simpler language will do.' Effective leaders speak in simple language — and simple means short," Gallo explained.

    He said this is especially true during a crisis, when attention spans are flagging and noise levels are high. "People are being bombarded by information, some of which is misleading or false. The clearer and more concise you are, the better your chances of getting your message across and persuading people to act on it."

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    #3

    There Is No Real Link Between Horses And Heatlh

    There Is No Real Link Between Horses And Heatlh

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    #4

    Billionaires Are Boring

    Billionaires Are Boring

    sgrstk Report

    Tesla Sulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I knew a very wealthy family with a 14,000 sq ft home and no roller skates to take advantage of it!

    Stinky Malinky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they don’t even skid around in their socks, either? They make me sick.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a billionaire, how can you *not* have a private jungle island stocked with animatronic dinosaurs?

    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to be enya. living in a castle. with my cats. and my massive fortune. livin the dream

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole house is just a giant cat tree. The entire layout is an epic cat tree, bridges and all. The furniture is all oversized cat furniture. Then you aren't trying to make your home suit your cats, your home is your cats, just scaled so that they might let you live with them in their house.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know, none of the real world billionaires are even trying to be Batman, and that is one more reason to not like them.

    Tina B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, have no interest in doing the 1000 burpees a day it would take to be batman. Now if I could pay someone to do them for me...

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    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hidden passages. My castle would have so many hidden passages.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who's dad bought a castle. It took a while to find, but her brothers room had a door with a hidden staircase to the roof.

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am taking notes in case I become insanely rich.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd certainly rather live with people having a questionable present than a questionable past. Where's the thrill if the paranoia that made gardener Malcolm a serial killer in the eighties already is cured and a huge load of guilt is all that remains? Under regularly smoking opium and talking to people he tries to hide from me, I wouldn't even consider hiring.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silvio Berlusconi, the former PM of Italy is a quasi-billionaire with... questionable ethics. He used to live in a large renaissance villa with shaped hedges and a personal mausoleum. His groundskeeper for a while was Vittorio Mangano, a Mafia hitman running from the law, who provided political links with the crime families. He "bought" the villa after the previous owner, a nobleman, killed his wife, her lover and committed suicide, so we are covered on the "haunted" side. I write "bought" in commas because he actually scammed the daughter of the nobleman into selling it for a ridiculous price. Interesting story.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "So, what would you like to see first? The replica of the bridge of the USS Enterprise? The wardrobe to Narnia? Or shall we have a drink at the Mended Drum?"

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A house full of universes! I would never want to leave.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!! I'd definitely buy a castle with a moat.

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    #5

    Yes

    Yes

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Back in my day, we had decent pastry shops on every corner... people took pride in their work! Kids these days...just throwin' a bread recipe together with no damn skill... I'll tell you what..."

    Gemma jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love that little kid he looks like hes going to start some story but then drift off half way through lol

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little guy's got an old soul!

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his Halloween costume dressed as Grandad!

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the hand in the pocket and the smug face for me 😂

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not, he worked hard all his life. It's time he enjoys his daughter's wedding

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    "As you think about how to share your next message, remember that language influenced by the Anglo-Saxon period has been used by many great leaders," Gallo highlighted.

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    Winston Churchill once said, "The shorter words of a language are usually the more ancient. Their meaning is more ingrained in the national character and they appeal to greater force."

    In a memo titled Brevity, Churchill urged government administrators to replace long "woolly phrases" with single conversational words, pointing out that brevity equals clarity and that directness makes things easier to understand.

    #6

    Quite A Lesson Indeed

    Quite A Lesson Indeed

    PhotographOk1284 Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for having the perfectly appropriate user name 😁

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    Parallax Arts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did this. Clicked it, popped up glowing, waited til it went grey, wondered if it was still hot...like a dumbass i touched it...sucked my finger in agony for ten minutes until parents returned, asked me why I was so quiet? What's the matter?...Nuffin!

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push it in, when it pops out, hold the glowing part to your fingertip. You'll still not know what it's for, but it will hurt like hell.

    lizard67
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 45 years, I'm still hearing about what I did in my mums Leyland after she went to supermarket and left me unsupervised...

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did you do? if you feel like sharing. it must have been crazy if they're still talking about after 45 years...

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It amazes me that people don't know what this is.

    Honu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't been standard in cars here in the US for ages. My last two cars had the socket, which I used to plug a charger into, but if you wanted the lighter and an ashtray, that was an extra option.

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    Tina B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A permanent tattoo that you got at age 7.

    niki.bordeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the fist time I'm thankful my parents smoked in the car, so I didn't need to find out myself what this device was supposed to do.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could call it a burning sensation. 🙄

    Avocado Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi. Young person who is too afraid to try anything new here. What is this?

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many comments above already explain what it is. So I won't repeat. But I'd suggest you watch the movie Mr Bean's holiday to see this in action. Specifically the scene where he purposely touch it in order to stay awake while driving long distance.

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    #7

    Brad Bad

    Brad Bad

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    Ellinor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, f*ck off Brad !

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t come back without some d*mn donuts!

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    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its just Brad and his cloud of disappointment.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? Vapes smell like GOOD things?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a dude who smokes one that smells like a rotting animal, truly awful - even the real cigs smell better. But there are some that actually smell decent from a distance

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brad is cutting down on his calorie intake. 🤷

    Kel from Omori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dads name is Brad. And he vapes! Lol

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    #8

    Oh Mom

    Oh Mom

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    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it the "oh sh!t" handle

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanging clothes you've picked up at the dry cleaners. Aid to a handicapped person getting in the car. Something to threaten to shove your kid sister through (not that my brother would have ever threatened me).

    Slytherin_4_LYF
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also always called it the "oh s**t bar" but since I've become disabled i think i found it's true purpose is to help you get in a car, but i have no idea really. It's an "oh s**t i can't get in bar". So it's always an oh s**t bar really.

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're tall like me, sitting there with your elbow in the (open) window, this handle fits your hand v comfortably.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s for my 85yo mom to grab so she pull herself out of the car.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom loves to stop at yellow. I really gathered a sense of "run through" or "stop", if it's free I kinda have a "no return" point for every light I come across regularly, and a matching speed that, if I am past that point, I securely make it over the crossroads without going red or speeding above threshold (modern traffic measuring gets speed and redlight violations, so doing one in order to avoid the other is pointless - avoid either ... or pay and shut up), and yet it works every and any time, she always complains once, from passenger seat, the needle exceeds the allowd by one degree. If she knew it was perfectly legal to achieve a door-to-door average of 170 kph in real life ... now, guess where I live? Right. Germany. 170 kph, door2door sounds way worse than it is - consisted of 284 km, of which only like 5 or 6 at most were not on the Autobahn, which, then (2015) was off limit about 90 % of the distance. But, yeah, that handle is hers, too.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I'm this guy's mum. You'd think I'd have remembered it, but there ya go.

    james stuebing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the jesus bar....if yer grabbin' it....seeing jesus is coming fast!

    Diana Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helps disabled or weaker person to hold while getting in and out of vehicle.

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    #9

    Gay Rights!

    Gay Rights!

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just read this article and it's so sweet. They even had a public funeral and burial for him! https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/blind-bisexual-goose-stuck-love-triangle-two-swans-dies-aged-40-7296814/amp/

    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when a goose has a better love life than you

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this story seems so outlandish but is absolutely true makes it even better.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, this nonhuman animal that showed homosexual behaviour at least often enough to be considered bisexual when hetero is the default expectation didn't just lay around lazy, sugg some digg and spoil all the offspring, but really contributes to the community of his flock? And he isn't even forced to by any outside agency, but only by interactions with other birds of his flock? Wonder if there are other societies, other than flocks of birds, where something like that might happen ... any ideas?

    niki.bordeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC it can happen with penguins in captivity, that 2 males care for chicks whose parents died or abandoned them.

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    Cee Mor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lived his best life!!! We should all be so lucky

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love triangle is not the right phrase here. It's polyamorous relationship, triad, throuple, whatever. But a love triangle is different and usually involves infidelity, I believe. Don't quote me, I could be wrong.

    Lilla Ontherun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something wrong with the math. An average black swan lays 4-5 eggs, the babies need half a year to learn to fly, so the balck swans brood once a year. If Thomas spent 6 years with them, how could he helped to raise 68 babies? It's 11 eggs/year.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering the same but maybe Thomas was nannying other couple's babies too.

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In lieu of flowers please bring crackers and maybe a little orange sauce.

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    Next, Gallo thinks you should search for analogies. "Neuroscientists have found that our brains process the world by associating the new or unknown with something familiar. When presented with a novel idea, our brains don't ask, 'What is it?' They ask, 'What is it like?'"

    "Analogies answer that question. They serve as mental shortcuts that help us understand complex events. Leaders who are great communicators in a crisis are skilled at finding analogies, because they have to persuade people to act quickly."

    #10

    Brain

    Brain

    OmniscientOf Report

    KDav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a librarian, we wouldn't say anything to your face, but the conversation in the work room is going to be LIT!

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let us know how long it takes. And can you set it up to burst?

    Spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that's genius tho

    Floss Syrkiewicz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is isn't it! I'd love to do something like that!

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    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another alien ufo abduction victim of one of their breeding experiments... have you noticed that some people claiming abduction have triangle shaped heads? This one is a throwback, no doubt.

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fake but I wish it was real.

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    #11

    This Reply

    This Reply

    Sleepy_weeb_AOT Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Segregation themed amusement park" really tied that one together

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he really looks like he works in one. Either that or he is a secretly pedophilic police officer that no one suspects.

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    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t insult our outfits, they work and are comfy!

    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, as long as your top looks nice when you're on zoom, who cares what your pants look like.

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been through lockdown and WFH, I now understand the appeal of the tracksuits worn by mafia in TV and movies.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he's wearing parachute pants...to escape any backlash...😉

    Al!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Don't bag on parachute pants! I kinda wish they'd make a comeback. They sound cool while you zipped along.

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    Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it a reason to go to the mall in the pajamas?

    Jack S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No one should ever go out in public in PJs. Unless it's urgent. Like it's it's 2am and you need to go the local 24hour store to buy nappys/diapers or something.

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    Green Apple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a rare insult right there.

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember they was someone else said he looked like something and had the word thumb in it. Cannot remember the insult but is was funny.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA HA! Also I happen to LIVE in sweatpants. Being able to dress like a comfortable slob is a total game changer for me. Don't ever knock sweatpants, you bumper boating fool!

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    #12

    Rata2ie

    Rata2ie

    hamishsteele Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WHEEZED (It's funny because I'm german)

    niki.bordeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a story my partner told me. As a teen, at a Christmas market he saw a sign advertising "Rossbratwurst" and decided to get one. It tasted weird, and that was the moment he realised it was not, as he thought, "Rostbratwurst" aka grilled sausage but horse sausage.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or one who yells a lot called Gordon Ratsey.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The judge would be Gordon Ratsey. the second judge would be Ratchel Ray and the last is Jamie Oli-rat.

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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or different animals usually not invited into professional kitchens?

    Nefarious McFarious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the best idea for a sequel, they could call it the THE SQUEAKAL

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately Alvin and the Chipmunks have already used ‘The Squeakual’, though that was several years ago, so maybe it would be ok?

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    Robin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaas! Except each county has a regionally appropriate animal and some of the hats to accommodate those animals are truly spectacular.

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia would have a tarantula (but would struggle because all the tarantula’s legs are trying to get the human to do different things at the same time), and I’m imagining a pigeon for Britain (though it would be hilarious if the pigeon was more stereotypically British than the chef - I’m imagining at least a monocle and markings like a moustache)

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    RezFidel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RATWURST... (LOLs in german)

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Gordon Ratsey would tell them that their chicken was RAW!!!

    Australian panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright somebody needs to make a ratatouille 2

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this to happen more than anything at the present moment.

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    #13

    Even Average Sounds Extraordinary During Victorian Times

    Even Average Sounds Extraordinary During Victorian Times

    ambernoelle Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he agreeable or not?

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was perfectly amiable, yet entirely forgettable.

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    Harley Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I love it can u imagine if all dating sites required text like this

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely there's a Jane Austen dating site

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The publishers paid by the word, which is why even the chapters have long, descriptive names.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And each chapter started with a recap of the previous chapter.

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    Linziaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. Reading pride and prejudice and the descriptions of gentry are off the charts

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the comedian that compared letters from Revolutionary War vs Desert Storm: "My Dearest Ophelia. My heart aches to see the warmth of your smile, but my memories of your beauty carry me through another day as we fight the evils of tyranny and oppression." vs "Hey sweet cheeks! It is so hot in this damn dessert. My balls are so sweety. I was gonna tell you something else. Oh yeah. Don't F*** nobody til I get home."

    Ahimsa Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more Georgian (Jane Austen) than Victorian (Dickens amongst others). Nonetheless, cool writing!

    Mary Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I love Victorian literature. Why use 10 words when you can use 100 to say the same thing? Words are free! Use them all you can!

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    The human brain is wired for storytelling. In his best-selling book Sapiens, historian Yuval Noah Harari argues that it was only through stories that our species was able to take over the world.

    Our advanced language skills — specifically, our ability to connect with one another through narrative — allowed us to cooperate in ways other species simply could not.

    #14

    I Can Feel The Hatred In His Words

    I Can Feel The Hatred In His Words

    marylandmudflap Report

    Harlan Bleiler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife plays music at the beach, and I hate it. I feel like it’s rude also.

    Mary Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely rude if there are strangers in the vicinity. At least she should ask if they mind listening to her music, and respect their wishes if they so no. She can always use headphones, but others don't have a choice but to hear it if she doesn't. Imposing your wishes on others with no regard for their comfort will always be rude.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I endure this noise invasion, esp. on public transport, is to sing along. Doesn't matter if I know the lyrics, because my off-key singing are what they'll remember.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good set of ear buds improves the quality of the music for you and the quality of the experience for everyone else.

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people so very much for this reason!!! But if you chuck their speaker or them in the ocean, YOU'RE the bad guy....... Go figure, this country?!?

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be on a beach t-shirt. Just sayin'

    Tony Pott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that the sound of their thoughts is just wind, seagulls and waves.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few cases where all caps is completely justified.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its true tho. Same for ppl who bring their music to go hiking in the woods.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play music at the beach. I've never had a problem (don't like loud music). Did you consider asking them to turn it down?

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    #15

    It Took Me Longer Than 66 Years

    It Took Me Longer Than 66 Years

    musiccitylove Report

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never noticed that! Awesome!

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the person who took two decades of my life to realise that the logo for Target, is actually a target. Not just a red circle with a red dot at the centre.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it kind of isn’t. I use Dawn.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mere coincidence?!?! I THINK…yeah, maybe?

    mj redman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Ajax was "stronger than dirt." When did they change it?

    Gregory Maroda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "Stronger Than Dirt". Yeah. I'm that guy.

    Mary Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally says "Stronger than grease" on the label.

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    Laura Berman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel dumb that I didn't appreciate this sooner.

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    #16

    Angry Avocado

    Angry Avocado

    nippeliito Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are. The sounds are just so funny. One of my cat always meows when I show him the video of the squeaking frog. 😂https://youtube.com/shorts/fg703uu7-Ko?feature=share

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one pissed avocado

    Horten Ho-229
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not disturb the avocado. BY NO MEANS DISTURB THE AVOCADO.

    Richard Campbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I not know these existed? Love em

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up a YouTube video of one of them squeaking. You won't be disappointed.

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    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable and extra points because avocado was spelled corredtly both in the caption and the post.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is that the squeaky toy noise is supposed to be a defensive alarm. It's not very intimidating though.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said 'looks like squeaky toys and sounds like angry avocados' and I was wondering what angry avocados sound like

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angry avocados be like, “GO GUAC YOURSELF!!”

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    #17

    Uuh... Fox Title?

    Uuh... Fox Title?

    Yarklik Report

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also looks like Russian Vlad, post plastic surgery!

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-o-o, please don't compare this wonderful and cute animal to that godawful excuse of a human!

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    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is also judging your life choices

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fox going on here

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I painted a "special" cougar that looks too much like this guy.

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it can tell you the secrets of the universe, but is still deciding if you're worthy.

    The boredest panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always look like they’re about to sneeze

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out of a medieval illustration

    Péter Rózsahegyi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also looks like a photoshop disaster. It's like someone tried to turn a photo of a wolf into a fox.

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    Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease at the National Institutes of Health, is widely admired for his straight, persuasive talk. CNN has even called him “a public force” who translates complex medical information into everyday language.

    "You don’t want to impress people and razzle-dazzle them with your knowledge," Fauci said. "You just want them to understand what you’re talking about."

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    #18

    Humble Living As A Gnome

    Humble Living As A Gnome

    sketchesbyboze Report

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that this was what I wanted from life until I read it here.

    Grey Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me either… greeting all your gnome neighbors with a friendly “Good Morrow!”

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    InvincibleRodent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My similar dream is to be a badger in an English children's book. I'd live in a little cottage made from a hollowed out toadstool, wear a sunshine yellow gingham apron, and bake lovely raspberry scones for when Ms. Mouse comes to visit for tea.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw drinking from an acorn, scones in your hollowed-out toadstool sounds like my jam! I’ll bring my dandelion wine made from the first drops of dew from an enchanted full-moon morning!

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a squirrel with a flower shop on the bottom floor of my tree home. I sometimes have delicious goodies, especially when the badger makes extra. On rainy days we'll gather for lunch on the second floor with the big window overlooking the town. Ms. Birdie always comes through that window, giddy with all the town's news

    Mary Hammett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is that tree? I'm moving next door--uh, tree.

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    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I be their neighbor-gnome, the one who bakes pies and tells stories and chats with the other neighbor-gnomes as they pass by? A cat and an otter will live with me and friend owl will bring me goodies from the forest.

    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at 14: why are they looking at me just because I raised my hand in math class AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH HELP ME ESCAPE

    MirohLoome (he/she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me at 15 wanting both of those things at the same time: I'm an EARLY developer 😎

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...I..I found this surprisingly agreeable.

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    #19

    The Jeans Discount Is The Cherry On Top

    The Jeans Discount Is The Cherry On Top

    FruityNesa Report

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if a guy said that, there'd be a lawsuit!

    D S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually made a social experiment with a really buffed guy that went to other guys just approaching them normally and honestly civil and he tried to hit on them. Then the guy didnt back off at the first sign of not being wanted and those dudes had the type of reaction most men complain about when women showcase it... Guess what, having someone triple your size usually leaves you physically intimidated and afraid. Specially when you had a bad experience with men before... and I´ve yet to find a young teenage girl (or tween) that hasn´t dealt with a creep by like age 13. Obviously not all men are creeps or perverts but if you can´t understand why we´re weary of a lot of guys and their reaction to being told off you should try to put yourself in their shoes.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a couple of guys who grew up (decades ago) in the South and were from towns so small that they were afraid they were the only gay person in the whole town, and couldn't come out to anyone for fear they'd be, at BEST publicly shamed and mocked, and at worst, beaten up by homophobes, and so they couldn't even ATTEMPT to approach anyone, and I just feel so sad for them, and I feel like any trouble I had growing up just seems insignificant compared to that kind of fear and loneliness. I can even imagine how horrible it was, and I'm just glad they're in places now, and with people now, where they feel safe and happy and accepted.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes those signals go completely wrong. Last summer, a woman misunderstood me and thought I was flirting with her girlfriend, even though I was just being friendly. I don't know the noble art of flirting and my gaydar is out of calibration.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miscommunication is the universal language…

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    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I'm on day like 124-or-so, idk but i've been flirting with this one girl for MONTHS and gotten pretty bold about it too and as far as I can tell she still hasn't noticed 😭

    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and i KNOW she's panromantic so there's no straight excuse, KATELYN. 😤💕 *fumes in gay*

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    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forgot the "it has 4 pockets! "

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the feeling the OP is making a comment about her "lesbian invisibility"...

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly hope you never ever say that to another unknown woman.

    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you believe she actually said it to someone? She isn't adressing anyone real in the photo

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    Dao Dao
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lesbian is very bold... walking up to a stranger and asking her to sit on the face xD I'm too shy

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    #20

    This Will Be A Reality One Day

    This Will Be A Reality One Day

    AliKolbert Report

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘d rather be able to delete a few files….

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The files your brain insists on reviewing as you are lying in bed trying to fall asleep perchance?

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, my brain skips the “we have shown the most relevant results” part and plunges straight into “repeat this search with all results included “ 😵‍💫

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when you had to a) find the right phone book out of the drawer and b) call the restaurant for their menu?

    Stryker Tyger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to delete, search, and verify that file dates and contents are correct

    BW Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna want that super power even more as you get older....!

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope It would suggest Bevis and Buttheads most unforgettable moments and Wangs greasy chopsticks and noodle roni shop

    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats the name of that guy over there. i know i got his name.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would come in handy!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I have a hard drive with this info? It's basically my 2nd brain.

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    #21

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

    ceejoyner Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look out here comes RSB the GTR." I like it.

    james stuebing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes a no-good,down low,dirty-rotten dog swinging 2 faced jerkaholic!

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a character from "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea who Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner is, and yet I too do not think highly of him...

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Imagine calling your boss that!

    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why so general? Try Rat Snitch Crazy Ol’ Brian The Boss That Insanely Ruins Good Times For Everyone

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RSBTGTR has a fun alarm that goes off in his cubicle. Much like my former boss.

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    Because of that, Fauci often limits himself to just three key points. For instance, in an April 5 appearance on Face the Nation, he said the country would be able to relax social-distancing guidelines only when three things were in place: "the ability to test, isolate, and do contact tracing."

    Fauci also pointed out that Americans must continue to “physically separate” from one another by doing three things: staying six feet apart, limiting gatherings to 10 or fewer people, and avoiding mass interactions, such as in restaurants, bars, and theaters.

    Words are powerful, and the more mindful you are with them, the more they can offer you.

    #22

    When You Get Flashbacks Of Working Retail

    When You Get Flashbacks Of Working Retail

    AOC Report

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in other countries someone gets praised as a „normal“ or a „peoples person“ for not being born into money/ power.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite frankly, I think we need more people in government who know what it's like to have a job, bills to pay, expectations OF them and not simply FROM them ...

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In germany, the federal parliament is fairly crowded (we have to many representatives, some people think, because like half of them would be enough to display every opinion available, and if there were more sense than ideology in them, relying on experts would be a great leveller of randomly uptaken opinionisms way off qualification - you know, someone actually developing, say, cars, would know where the pennycounters force the engineers to make the cheapest solution and how they wind themselves around laws like CAFE and similar regulations - and thereby allow to make them proof against doing so ... as one of these engineers, I can tell you I don't give any effs about shareholder value, I give many effs and other letters about efficiency, reliability, responsibility and at least aim for the best within whatever means I find ... but aiming for the best in reality regardless of regulatory interventions, don't happen outside of studies. Stricter regulations would mean more engineering needed, would mean ... more for us to do, more opportunities to examine possible solutions and adaptions and ... well, ONE of the extra jobs woulda been mine, ...). Anyway, about 70 % of these people have some degree in the law. MDs are only a handful, although we got to see how important knowledge about basical medical stuff and procedures would have been handy during the pandemic ... as the law sure is a useful field of knowledge for a lawmaker, the XYZ the law aims at, whatever it is, should not be unknown to the lawmakers either... They're by far not divers enough, even within their caste or class, let alone having the working class represented sufficiently and somehow accounting for their proportion of the population. We need more people who got yelled at while they were climbing behind some filthy and undermaintained machinery to gather a part that fell behind due to some fellow coworker being stupid, but as he's a tiny step above you in the hierarchy, he still acts it out, while, if they - and many more! - acted united, they'd sure be of some power, and if they acted kindly towards each other, doing one a favor I can offer due to being slim would be a nice way I'd return the favors the strong huge guy did me, ... but, anyway - more people who have seen shid being shoved their way from all directions need to be involved in the laws that either allow this, or aim at preventing and fail.

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    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should work customer service for a year in their life... To realise how hard it is, and also learn to be decent to other people!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Please let's make this a rite of passage law.

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    Hime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if they are making fun of you for a job you worked in the service industry... how are they treating the wait staff now??? After all, no one likes people who mistreat the service workers. The working people are who they are supposed to be representing, not dumping on.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... they'd outkaren themselves. Outkaren themselves out of their job. These people cannot handle shid, they just think that as long as they inflict it on others, or contribute to their profitting leaders doing so, they're on the power-end of this interaction, which is true only in very few cases.

    Katherine Forest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. You can always tell the look of someone who has not had to scrape half-chewed food off of a stranger's slobber-filled plate before. Such people should not serve in politics.

    Mistletoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Biden has worked his butt off in physical work to become president? I'd say almost every politician - of any party has had everything handed to them.

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    Gina Babe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just said walk-ins are for crying.

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we please get them to do this? As someone who frequently does 17 hour service industry shifts, I would love to see people who have never worked in the industry do this.

    Mistletoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Republicans? Democrats are exempt?

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    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our most recent former Prime Minister once hid in a walk-in fridge. Unfortunately he wasn't crying, just cowering like a little b***h.

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    #23

    Not A Squirrel!

    Not A Squirrel!

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keith should try bringing $5 with him to buy lunch instead of bringing his lunch. That is sure to keep the squirrels away

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why the squirrel from that other message wanted $5! Keith doesn't bring lunch anymore for him to steal!

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see this pic, I imagine the sign was put up by a really bored librarian who's office/desk is on the other side of the book drop, just killing themselves laughing whenever they hear a, "Uh....ok.....I'm NOT a squirrel!" before the book comes tumbling in.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I WANT to steal Keith's lunch!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if some squirrel legit wants to return books ?

    Mia Armitage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the squirrel wanted to borrow a book but the door was too big?

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    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Librarians: "Now that was fun! Any suggestions on how we could justify having to dance Gangam-Style before they throw in a book next?"

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [suspiciously squirrelly voice]: ”DEFINITELY NOT A SQUIRREL”

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keith needs to eat more than nuts then. Just sayin

    Raine Sullivan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrel lives matter damn it! Try leaving peanuts outside on window seal. It's totally entertaining! 🥰🥰🥰🐿

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    #24

    Rbdbdjddn

    Rbdbdjddn

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an avid book reader, this happens to me more times than I can count….lol

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I was an avid reader as a kid, but I misunderstood SO many names. Now when I see those names as an adult I still want to pronounce them the way my weird kid-brain thought they sounded. :) For example: Phoebe.

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    KY dog mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this when reading Crime and Punishment.

    Phill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put it into a text to speech and see what it says, then just use that for the rest of the book. Or if I'm feeling lazy, I just replace it with "Bob", "Gary, "Mary", or my personal favourite "The untranslatable One"

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was having a similar problem while reading Gabriel Garcia Márquez. It seemed like each character had a string of the same dozen names but in different order.

    allison
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s intentional in 100 Years of Solitude. The repetition of names is meant to show fluidity of time, and that history will inevitably repeat itself. (Not commenting to be a know it all, it’s genuinely one of my fav books and I think the symbolism is very well done). :)

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people get used to pronouncing something a certain way, and then the author does an interview and pronounces it differently. Example, Game of Thrones, everybody says "Dothraki" as "Dothrakee", but in interviews, JRRM says "Dothrakai".

    Bec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this about Handmaid's Tale, they kept saying Off-red but reveal she is Of-Fred

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    Cathy Lemay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermione. Before I saw the HP movies I couldn't imagine how this name was pronounced.

    Catherine Graffham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently JKR noticed a lot of people having this problem, which is why Hermione teaches Victor Krum to pronounce her name in Goblet of Fire

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    Shawnna D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a lot of Russian literature & not only are the names difficult for me, they switch between last names, first name + patronymic, & diminuatives like I’m supposed to know they are all the same person. I need a scorecard to finish the story

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody told me they had less trouble with War and Peace after they started keeping a list of all the characters and their names in the back of the book.

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    Alexandria Tyme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever become an author (not likely to happen but just go with me), I would add a page at the start that informed the read how to pronounce all the names of or, something like 'just call that guy Bob as I was drunk when I chose the name'.

    JPotts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Books need to have a list of all the characters in it along with how to pronounce their names. They bring up a person in chapter 2 and bring them back in chapter 6. Now I have to go back to remind myself who they are.

    Valden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like an organization chart in the back of the book so you can see how/why characters are related. Or, like television shows, do a quick recap of a character that has not been used for a few episodes.

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    #25

    Road Trips Are So Nostalgic

    Road Trips Are So Nostalgic

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    CP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never really eat gummies, but, when I go on a road trip, I have to have them.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does driving home from the grocery store count as a road trip, because I usually have to have snacks on the way home also?

    Grey Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you still end up stopping for fast food.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the very reason that I should never do the shopping for the supermarket delivery late at night if we've run out of snacks. I've started leaving it in the cart until the morning, and then spend more time than it took me to fill it, taking things out again. Mentally arguing with myself if the cart ratios really can't be more snack than food; for the next 2-3 weeks for my partner and I, our two cats, and two 40kg dogs. The best loophole that i've found so far is that the snacks are geared toward what my partner prefers, and supermarket brand mi goreng can balance out the food ratios on the people end, as long as there are at least frozen veggies to add to them.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The commercial says 'Kids AND grown-ups love it so', and that means me!" - Arnold, 90-year-old Haribo fan

    Melissa Schermerhorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Road trips must include...gallons of beverages, beef jerky, bags, and bags of chips, many flavors and snack cakes...lots and lots of snack cakes...ideally Hostess cupcakes and Twinkies.

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheetos & butterscotch krimpets. Sounds gross, but… Road trip!’

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    #26

    Pemmaphobia (Cake Phobia)

    Pemmaphobia (Cake Phobia)

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love having a wife that's a cake. She'd be delicious with a husband made out of coffee. Oh wait, they outlawed bigamy. The story of my life.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just be a swinger, and arrange to meet up with them discreetly at a coffee shop…

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    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wedding cake mix up. Turns out you smashed your wife into the cake's mouth.

    Xbox is better
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should make a dystopian book about this.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, having listened to way too many Creepy Pastas, thinking: You could legit slice her up and eat her like a cannibal and not even get arrested for it. Also, she’s red velvet cake.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream icing and chocolate truffle cream center with syrup and whipped cream. She fkk-ing hates me but LOL!

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this isnt a YA book in the next 5 years i'll be very displeased

    Skipper Laine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GLaDOS approves this message.

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    #27

    Smoke

    Smoke

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pointed this out to my dad and he said my grandad (RIP) pointed that out to his (Christian) teacher and got detention for saying that lol

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand, because its clearly described in the bible how the continents were once one.

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    niki.bordeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alfred Wegener figured it out in the 1910s, but since he was not a geologist his theory wasn't taken serious for a long time.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... dear, would you mind lighting it up with this nuclear powered pocket lighter...?

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, when I was a little lad, back in the 70s, my Mom gave me a cigarette, supposedly to scare me away from smoking forever. Been a smoker off and on for 30 years. When I was about 10, an uncle spent an evening mixing alcoholic drinks for me because I said I'd had problems with insomnia. I later spent a few years as an alcoholic.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drank my first martini when I was three. In retrospect, giving it to me was a horrible, horrible, horrible mistake. I'm 63, and I've only been sober for 8 years.

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    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Alfred Wegener (pronounced VEG-NER) presented the Continental drift theory in the 30’s

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember writing and performing a song in science lessons in school about Wegener's continental theory

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    BlackestDawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say it was when they fully figured it out, pretty sure there were a few different possibilities proposed. And the "lateness" is most likely due to technological limitations.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Nobody knew for sure what the mechanism.for the continents moving was until seismography could confirm.the Earth has a liquid outer core.

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    Mosheh Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big issue was "how?" As long as they thought that the crust of the earth was solid, it made no sense to assume that continents plowed their way through the solid ocean floor.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pangaea was first proposed in the early 1900s, but still that seems like too long to go unnoticed...the discovery of tectonic plates just added creedence to the hypothesis...https://www.britannica.com/story/spotting-a-supercontinent-how-pangea-was-discovered

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    #28

    20-20-20 Noted

    20-20-20 Noted

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Australian panda
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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm overdue for my 20 years in the forest.

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    LapCat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Avocado Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Oktogal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this person heard about the cobbler gnome above on this list?

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    #29

    Hmm

    Hmm

    primawesome Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you find a hat suitable for your dog?

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scrolls through YouTube,* People are dyin.. ooh, cat vids!

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way to stay something similar to sane.

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same excuse I give when my dad, a boomer, complains that I pay too much attention to celebrity gossip and not enough attention to world events.

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you have in mind for that dog of yours? A Viking helmet or an Egyptian Nemes???

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been watching the world fall apart since the beginning of Covid. Strangest part of it all is that every little thing that I predicted, has played out exactly as I said that it would. And still is following the same path, including Russian actions, and the countries that wouldn't stand against them, as it benefits all of them. I kinda want to be wrong now, because it's getting far too close to the end game.

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the exact same way and I'm American.

    Gareth Ratcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is America an Empire or how has America ever been an Empire.

    Altair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, what can you possibly do as an individual at that particular moment other than picking out the best hat for your dog? What are we to do: fcking go out and hold the country's beer while it crashes and burns?

    james stuebing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing a fiddle on a roof whilst the world burns....

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    #30

    Sheeranphobia, An Interesting Disease

    Sheeranphobia, An Interesting Disease

    JonCutress Report

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'm, I have a terrible news. It's only a scratch, They'll be fine but.... They are a secret Sheerfan.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News report "Ed Sheeran fan dies in tragic car crash"

    Amber The bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey there’s nothing wrong with liking Ed Sheeran 😭

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bandwagon hating sucks. Do try to think for yourself.

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year, I had a head mri. So lying very still in a loud machine for 15-30 minutes. They gave hearing protection ear m**f-headphones, asked if this common radio station is ok to listen to. I stupidly said it's fine. And during the mri, the radio started playing my least favorite artist, and I had no choice but to listen, while having to lye completely still... Torture, I say!

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, ear-m**f seems to be a bad word :D

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    enigma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all his songs are bad..i mean,bad habits exists and its a pretty good song

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse... maybe Backstreet Boys or Nickleback??

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    old songs from Justin Bieber or the Baby Shark song

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too long ago Ed Sheeran was god's gift to our ears but now he's going by way of Cold Play and Nickleback. What happened?

    Zeke White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just play the most emo song you find and play it over and over or insane loves songs those are always good (e.i. unhealthy obseesion, the red means i love you and butch 4 butch)

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    #31

    Oh Cool

    Oh Cool

    Idksonameiguess Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just last month I saw a bird in the garden and thought...you know, I should get one of those books that bird watchers use.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Drove back ten blocks to see if something was a grubby white peacock or a crane or something. Took photos. Peacock.

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this a personal attack? I'm sipping my coffee and watching the hummingbirds have their daily meeting at the feeder outside my living room window. I've identified which species are here year round and those that only show up to breed or to pass through. I have accepted that my youth has passed me by and have succumbed to the birdwatching phase of my life. It's honestly not bad at all. Lol.

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummingbirds are a completely different matter

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must confess... since childhood, early spring sounds of finches practicing but not completely mastering their song always makes me happy

    Gabriella de cruz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post reminds me of brooklyn 99 when they go bird watching

    Bec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has taken to naming the squirrels, and is so confident that he is correctly identifying them

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I hear a bird with an exceptionally annoying voice I stop what I'm doing and go looking for the bird. When I finally see him I proceed to google what kind of bird that is. And then I'll tell everyone that I've got a very noisy and annoying whatever in my garden

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the Merlin app to auto identify species by birdsong

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    Lucy Reeves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens younger here in England, especially in middle-class households. It is coupled with a great interest in planting and pruning in the garden but that is the gardener's job.

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine has been sharing photos of various birds for a couple years now and just last year I suddenly found myself noticing them whereas before I just ignored all of them.

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    #32

    Whale Sounds

    Whale Sounds

    blaisinsquad Report

    Szirra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to imagine they tell each other dirty jokes

    Apatheist 62
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How did that Jonah get out of your stomach?" "He kept running up and down until he was pooped out!"

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it compared to those who get oriental word characters as cool tattoos only to find out later that it means square potty?

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got how translating something into a language or scripture I cannot understand makes it have more meaning, or make the meaning more meaningful. F that S!

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    Sandor M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should record human break ups , play back to the whales, could help them falling asleep

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …or your awkward, super maudlin poem about said breakup 😳

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you know a jacka.. whale catcalling and harassing another whale... "damn, your body is absurd!!!"

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your fluke is making my fluke become the second largest appendage of my body!" would sound somewhat creepy, huh...?

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    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they play the sound of you ugly-crying to all your mates to try and communicate with them. “Funny those whales almost sound like they’re laughing…”

    Australian panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha..... that would be f**cked up though

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    #33

    Found On Meirl

    Found On Meirl

    acarboni Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro-tip: use different browser profiles and Youtube accounts. I one for my hobby, one for general casual viewing, and one for cats.

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro-pro tip. Go into settings/history-privacy and temporarily turn on pause search or watch history.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once searched a single song from Adam Lambert because I remembered it from the early 2000nds. Adam Lambert hasn't left my YouTube recommendations since months now.

    Niamh Gallagher Kerr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd far rather watch Adam Lambert videos than some of the random stuff I get.

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    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it starts recommending videos I've already watched, followed by recommending my own videos.

    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two accounts literally for this reason- one is for the stuff I want to watch, and the other is incase I have to find a how-to video

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incognito mode is a wonderful thing to avoid this hapoening

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I watch 100 videos in a row about physics and cosmology, and then one video about a cool card trick, why can’t the YouTube algorithm figure out that I’m not completely replacing my longtime interest in science with a newfound and exclusive interest in card tricks?

    Hatchet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just search without logging in

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    #34

    Eminems More Positive Cousin

    Eminems More Positive Cousin

    Gogetbusy Report

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the chipmunk cheeks. He's too cute to be ruthless.

    Melissa Schermerhorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, right the fu*k now,go watch him on Lip Sync Battle doing Umbrella...you will watch everyday for the rest of your life.

    #35

    Help Wanted

    Help Wanted

    ShawannaCzarnecki Report

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanted, small child. Or possibly a few in case this goes wrong.

    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey! i'm small, limber, trusting, and have not read The Cask of Amontillado!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm tall, stiff, mistrusting and have read The Cask of Amontillado, but I am too curious to not climb into the wall and see what's there!

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just FYI if you've never heard the story - the annoying guy gets bricked in to a wall and left there alive. Until he dies.

    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like that one episode of Angel where Cordelia gets the apartment

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of God, Montresor!

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, this is now mandatory reading in the first few weeks of freshman year in America

    ToyWyvern
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they got rid of that Ethan Frome book. "So girls, beware of having affairs with bored, married middle-aged guys!" "Hadn't planned to, Teacher, so quit asking us to smile for you!"

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're planning to close it up after someone climbs in there?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that how they are promoting books these days? 🤦

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone have a cheat sheet for the Cask of Amontillado so that I can decide if I want this job?

    Ella Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some dude tricks another dude into a underground skull tunnel and chains him to a wall and traps him there

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    james stuebing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunato? I'll climb in as long as alan Parsons "tales of mystery and imagination " is playing in the background

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    #36

    I Have Never Made A Doctor's Appointment By Myself

    I Have Never Made A Doctor's Appointment By Myself

    tey_an Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can aforementioned Gen Z afford healthcare?

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Japan, and have excellent healthcare, and I'm still nervous about talking to my doctor because it's always bad news and he is SO strict! He's like "Walk an hour a day! Or more! No sweets! None! Okay? And no meat! Okay, sometimes ... but a LITTLE! And lose weight! You're too fat!"

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in the UK…..good luck getting a doctors appointment here…lol

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phones at 7:59:52am: 'sorry we're closed' Redials at 8:00:01am: 'there are - one - hundred and - forty - three - people ahead of you in the queue. The approximate wait time is over - 400 - minutes. Please hold or call back at a less busy time. 14:39: line goes dead

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    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where app booked telehealth appointments come in.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who needs to know…… like I did……The Greatest Generation (born 1901–1927) The Silent Generation (born 1928–1945) Baby Boomers (born 1946–1964) Generation X (born 1965–1980) Millennials (born 1981–1995) Generation Z (born 1996–2010) Generation Alpha (born 2011–2025)

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you making fun of my telephonaphobia? Seriously, are you? I can't tell...

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a Millennial and this is me. I felt this.

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, in fact, usally don't eat til noon and will fight people but I have phone anxiety

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make them for one of my kids and go with them. They have "white coat syndrome ", Dr's freak them out BAD - anxiety attack bad. Luckily they are still covered by insurance till 25

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen Z, which birth years are that?

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Greatest Generation (born 1901–1927) The Silent Generation (born 1928–1945) Baby Boomers (born 1946–1964) Generation X (born 1965–1980) Millennials (born 1981–1995) Generation Z (born 1996–2010) Generation Alpha (born 2011–2025) Being a Generation X I had to Google it ‘cause I had no clue what the definition was 😂

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    #37

    Weird Way To Describe It But I Get The Idea

    Weird Way To Describe It But I Get The Idea

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the dog would make an adorable Freddie Mercury.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could be related. 😉. Do like him as an actor though.

    Dorothy Reiser
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marty Feldman's long lost relative?

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know either the guy or the dog, but I definitely see the resemblance.

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    #38

    Driver Carries Only

    Driver Carries Only

    Abidingly Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, 11 cabbages???

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never have enough cabbage!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the pens are there in case he needs to tighten up one of those cassettes

    Altair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have mentioned the Spice Girls tapes bro... Now you gonna get robbed

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    #39

    Sushi No Like Tiktok

    Sushi No Like Tiktok

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it someone placed their phone on the conveyer belt and subsequently wanted to sue the diner, hence the warning.

    Michael Vickery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told sticking your phone on the conveyor contaminates the food and they have to throw it all out.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that would probably be the main reason but I doubt that is as impactful as your phone getting destroyed and the restaurant won't replace

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't anyone just experience anything without their goddamned phones any more?

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what stops me from opening a business. I just can't with this planet!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish all restaurants had this policy.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This...is...hilarious! I do not Tiktok, had no idea this was a thing. Now I've gotta find these videos 😂

    Green Apple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact they had to make this is kinda sad.

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    #40

    The Fact That This Is Not An Exaggeration Makes It Even Better. British Football Chants Are Fun

    The Fact That This Is Not An Exaggeration Makes It Even Better. British Football Chants Are Fun

    daveloach2 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Greece. And it varies from remarks for opponents' moms to seggsual insults to the team

    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat b*stard, you fat b*stard you ate all the pies ;-)

    the lost cilios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a player in Newcastle United named jonno shelvey , who looks like a bit like voldemort. So when ever football is with him opposite fans chant 'OOOOOH here comes voldemort, run Harry run her comes voldemort🤣🤣🤣 it's hilarious when 30 thousand people chant this

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also sing about the referee's vision and being an onanist

    Valden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am embarrassed how much better the British are at making fun of American politics than we (Americans) are.

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The referee needs to go to Specsavers!

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you will never fool a Brit on being British. 🙆

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all need to know argentinian sports chants, specially football. Changed lyrics from any music hit or classical song to boost our own team or attack the opposition team including the worst kind of swearing but keeping it as high quality poetry with weekly updates.

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    #41

    Living His Best Life

    Living His Best Life

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    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has the soul of an unsupervised 9 year old :)

    niki.bordeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't question your life choices once he hits a rim.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I'm questioning his life choices. Not sure where this leads to

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Johnson would honestly approve this.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That he most definitely would 🤣

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    humdrum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the exercise involved in keeping your feet off the ground.

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been playing Joe Jackson. But that's ok.

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    #42

    I Can't Say As Though I Disagree

    I Can't Say As Though I Disagree

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    CozyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! That's who she reminds me of...thank you!

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she could play a role in the Hunger Games

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I actually really like Maye Musk. She's cool! No need to throw the baby out with the bath water...or the mother out with the baby

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes you feel any better, both she and Elon's father have made it very clear that Elon would be the first person they'd shove over the rail into oblivion.

    JR_4755826
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite striking! I want that hair (at a later date)

    Trentin Quarantino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She definitely looks like a movie villain, but she's stunning. How on earth did she birth potato looking dude Elon?

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His dad must look like a compost heap lost a fight with an abattoir.

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    gma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better hair than Elon even if it looks like it never moves

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she looks pretty happy about this information

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she would fit right in on the show The Sandman. Either that or a sequel to The Devil Wears Prada as Meryl Streep's evil competitive sister.

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    #43

    Ok, Josh

    Ok, Josh

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    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As teens my friends and I would steal a few carved pumpkins off porches late Halloween night each year. We would write the address of the house they came from and put it in a Ziploc bag inside the pumpkins then put the pumpkins in a deep freezer. On the night before Thanksgiving we would then take them back to their porches and leave them. We would hear kids talking about it at school wondering about it. Good times!

    Brocken Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the more wholesome pranks I have ever read about

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why a watermelon? I think maybe leaving an eggplant could be mind occupying. Two kiwis and a banana perhaps? A pile of coconuts set up like cannonballs? How did we settle on watermelon?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that would freak me out a bit...I'd start thinking black magic.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points for dressing said watermelon in a pair of tighty whiteys 😁

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hada crush on a boy. One day during the winter after dark I made a huge snowman in their yard. He never knew. ☃️

    TheNewJenBrady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom who is in her mid 70's now told me that when "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" or some other sci-fi film came out when she was a teen, it was a funny prank to leave watermelons on people's doorsteps because the watermelons looked like the evil alien egg pods from the movie.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a cabbage. The taxi driver elsewhere on this list is prepared.

    Jenny Barton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once left a pumpkin for someone in the post room of our college. He still doesn’t know who sent it, 30 years later…

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    #44

    Connor

    Connor

    Gamefreak_2438 Report

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an insult to Honda Accords. At least a Honda Accord will usually get you there.

    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Doubly upvote if poss... For sass, AND the nod the the reliability of Japanese engineering 10/10

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t tell Conner’s parents. They spent good money for gay conversion camp so it must be something wrong with you.

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can he take off your bra with just one hand while kissing you? (I'll see myself out)

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you have neither toast nor bras? Wow. That's a question I never expected to ask in my lifetime.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Honda should rename the Accord and change it to Connor...

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say, human equivalent of a Toyota Camry...but, same difference, 😂

    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had (have? i dunno, we don't really talk anymore but we're not like enemies, we just don't hang out) a friend named Connor and I swear he is THE MOST basic cis-het privileged really-into-cars-and-sports pale blonde white male you will ever meet. Ever.

    Pandaroo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are very limited choices for women in Christian cults and religions. There are often more women and I've seen so many awesome ladies settle for losers because when they got to 25 and were still single they got desperate.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she loves the guy, why you hating?

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    #45

    No Time To Bleed!

    No Time To Bleed!

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but with cats. There‘s never time to bleed.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what super glue is for. Sliced my elbow before work one day fixing the dishwasher. Got yelled at by my area manager when I called to let him know that I would be a little bit late to work (my store was fine, I was doing the 1-9pm close), I just didn't want to get blood all over my car. Offered to send him a photo if he didn't believe me, he declined whilst sounding like he was about to be sick. Lots of paper towel and gaffer tape to the rescue, had to bring some spares to get through the shift. Got a few weird looks from my customers, but they knew my area manager well enough to understand my explanation. After being dragged into the doctors against my will at 11pm, they kept arguing that it needed stitches; I kept telling them just to glue it, or I'm going to leave. They were right about the fact that their medical glue wouldn't hold it, as it was down to the bone, and had been bleeding for the 12 hours since it happened. That's where the super glue came to the rescue. Worked an absolute treat.

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the word "plants" is photoshopped

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plants were probs weed, they'd be the only ones that you'd need to keep that close an eye on when they're flowering, otherwise you can screw up the whole crop within a matter of hours.

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOCAL MAN FOUND DEAD IN BEAUTIFULLY TENDED GARDEN

    Emma Wåhlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like my mum, she was going to operate out her thyroid gland, and she said that she must be home with her dogs, and could Come back tomorrow LOL. They had nothing of it, and kept her there :P

    KM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually did this once for cats, went home, fed the cats, found someone to look after them and the next morning went back to the hospital to get the surgery))

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness 😂😂 Plants could not survive a few hours without you, what kind of crazy rapid-growing monsters do you have at home??

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at 2 to 3 hours in the waiting room to see a nurse that takes your weight and temp then leaves you to wait another half hour or throw a paper towel over it and duck tape it down and go home to water the plants hmmmmmm Option 2 ?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those plants are overly demanding! 🙄

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    #46

    He Got A Real Good Point Tho

    He Got A Real Good Point Tho

    elijahdaniel Report

    BW Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah, look at his avatar - kinda looks like a normal guy! Lol, jk

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was old enough for nursery school, the nursery school didn't want to take him and suggested homeschooling because he was bigger than the other kids. For a fair amount of his early childhood, my son was off the scale on height for his own age group, and was the average height of a child two years older. We convinced the school to give him a chance. He was a gentle giant during his whole childhood. One time, we found out a bully in junior high was beating him so hard on the back that he left bruises. I gave him permission to hit back, but he said he was afraid. I told him it was okay to be afraid of the bully ... and he said "No. I'm not afraid of the bully. I'm afraid if I hit back, I'll hurt him." The only time he ever got physical with another person is when one of his friends pushed his younger brother. He knocked the kid to the ground and told him to go home.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks like Buzz from Home Alone.

    Brooke Howard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biff Tannon? You’re Back from the Future? (For all my fellow Gen Xers)

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean that's NOT a still from an early 2000s Disney channel movie?

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just knocked someone down who was using crutches didn't you? A-hole.

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    #47

    Interesting Quiz Options

    Interesting Quiz Options

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    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! And you know which answer is for which, it's so obvious. Plus, only a small minority of people actually act like a stereotypical introvert/extrovert.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I'm an introvert and yet here I am starting conversations with strangers online while taking a break from my work where I interact with strangers all day.

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... can't I snort the blow, and then just go back to reading alone?

    Russ Batson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get the same thing with standardized personality tests like Myers-Briggs. "Would you rather a) wage thermonuclear war, or b) snuggle a puppy?"

    MSP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually introversion vs extroversion could be better summed up as "does being around people drain you or give you energy?" b/c extroverts can be shy, and introverts like me can be rather loquacious in the right setting. I love a good public event, but will need to hide from humanity the following day or two.

    L hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snorting cocaine with 80 people? You have never done drugs, have you? If i did coke , i aint sharing.

    Whisper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea maybe 3 people at most. Then they better be bringing it or special people or no sharing anyway.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know which to pick, I'm not crying while reading and one must be ready dumb to read a book in the dark and I don't call Kindle book

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you KNOW how much 80 friends worth of coke costs??? I'd think books are way better! LOL!

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    #48

    Vegas Ain't Ready For Them

    Vegas Ain't Ready For Them

    thega1nz Report

    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "alcoholic implications" Honey, we moved past implications years ago.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegas ain't ready for 4 shades of beige.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant VEGANS aren't ready for us.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't know. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

    Tired Disaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misread Vegas as Vegans and got a little confused

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losing $35 in Vegas! Wauw, I feel there's going to be a movie made about this. 🙇

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    #49

    I Also Feel This Way A Bit

    I Also Feel This Way A Bit

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close to the end , but not yet... just a little bit more.

    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the moods for me. I feel strangely calm and at peace at the beginning, but my excitement slowly grows until at the end I'm very hyper and full of energy, because there's 1 day till the weekend (Thursday), Halloween (October and soon my b-day), and 'oh wait, it's not time to sleep yet' (8:00 pm) (yes, I spend a valuable minute every day with this).

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost the end of the week, almost the end of the year, almost the end of the day?

    TheFloydist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel like April is Thursday for me. But that is because I associate summer with the weekend.

    Avocado Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm......WHat? I do not understand this.

    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the comment at the top, you'll understand.

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    BoredPip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like October is different- like Thursday and 8.00pm are kind of boring but a tiny bit exciting, while October is like the best month of the year, Halloween and stuff

    Lia Salvatore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it is 11pm, November, and Thursday

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    #50

    I Dont *look* Like A R*pist Or Serial Killer

    I Dont *look* Like A R*pist Or Serial Killer

    peoplecallmeromy Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live at night, I unfortunately cannot tell you the number of women I’ve seen looking scared to even be out or on public transports. I feel sorry and angry at the world at the same time.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad and angry perfectly sums up how I feel about a lot of things.

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    JPotts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women avoid me, but kids come up to me and a start talking and telling me about their day because I look like their grandfather. I have to listen and not walk away because they will follow me.

    Khairul H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ted Bundy didn't look like a rapist or a serial killer, either

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think I strode through the city like a bad-a## mother###### until a little old lady asked me to help her step up onto the pavement.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I’m thinking reading this post is, “this dude is definitely a serial killer”

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the OP didn't say anything about actually being a serial killer or rapist or not, just looking like one

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - and if he were one, it would make sense to strive not to look like it.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but if you have a penis, you will always look like a potential rapist or serial killer. Meanwhile, I need to sit and rest my dogs.

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie, but when the gay female couple let their daughters spend the night with my daughters, I felt special ... didn't think it would happen and yet, here we are ...

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harold Shipman didn't look like a serial killer either, and look how that turned out. Trust no-one.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did it censor the R-word once and once not?

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    #51

    Proud Tesla Employee

    Proud Tesla Employee

    sidhantkr_saurav Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk is the creepy guy that shows up out of nowhere to your family reunion because he banged your third cousin's husband's little sister at a BBQ once freshman year of college and he likes your grandma's egg salad that she passes off as her own but really bought at Costco.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see a Zombie Apocalypse Movie. But the zombies don't feed on blood and flesh but on wires, they tear everything apart getting in a wire rage. Slowly civilization is breaking down because the wires of cars, planes, and even power plants have been bit to pieces

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know who got Elon to bite wires, don't we??? 😉

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    #52

    Twenty Years Is Too Long

    Twenty Years Is Too Long

    Latoriahamm Report

    Mtownmick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because we only get "correct" information on the internet.

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair point. But if you know how to vet your sources, you *can* find current, accurate info on the web. It's a cr ap shoot with Aunt Marge. 😉

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or look it up in an outdated encyclopedia and carry that misinformation for 20 years

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Encyclopedias. That's where you looked things up

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, the internet is just an artificial gossipy aunt with terrible advice and a disquieting amount of porn.

    Nasren Jak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but honestly books & my aunt never told me the Earth is actually flat, the Moon is not real and lizard people secretly runs the world. Internet did.

    Erin E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today you have people validating misinformation and you carry that around…

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the internet had existed when I was a kid, I would have never believed actors got their body parts amputated for the sake of their role.That's a decade I'll never get back. (Thanks again, dearly departed dad).

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can just hop online and get your misinformation from someone else’s Aunt Marge!

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    #53

    Factual?!

    Factual?!

    BlackJackJeriKo Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have more but these two are my favorite.

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have more, these just stay on top of The Pile.

    #54

    He's Striving For Perfection

    He's Striving For Perfection

    siempremajima Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 800mg of caffeine and literally 80 pizza rolls, I’m surprised it wasn’t a faceplant!😄

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you make your own rolls? Because they can count for calories burnt...

    john s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that's 4 generic caffeine pills. that's a lot. i'm concerned about you, buddy.

    #55

    I Should Try That Once

    I Should Try That Once

    zannthecthulhu Report

    Nefarious McFarious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me now googling turtles eating strawberries

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve compromised, and finished with 30 minutes of watching workout videos.

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same issue with sleep and Bored Panda. (sigh...)

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    #56

    Jon Bon Pony

    Jon Bon Pony

    ExpertAccident Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jon Bon Pony is going to live rent free in my head until I die.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as soon as he sells his current abode, The Best Little Horse House In Texas.

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    Zander Porbanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a toy moose named Willis, a rat named Damon, and a turtle named Turt Russell.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Turt". Now I've gotta go out and buy a turtle. My husband's gonna kill me.

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    Phill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have got to name my Equus in Ark Survival Jon Bon Pony. Maybe if I tame more of them I can get a whole band going

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not horsy mchorseface? https://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/05/sport/horsey-mchorseface-wins-maiden-race-in-australia/index.html

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met husband at a D&D game. Thought he was an a$$hole . 30 years later best decision ever

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that takes him half way there

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard, my son thinks I'm having a mental breakdown.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Pretend cowboy, an unreeeal horse I ride/ Jon Bon Pony, ain’t gonna lie🎶

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    #57

    We’re Gonna Need A Map For This One

    We’re Gonna Need A Map For This One

    squidslippers Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for not giving them pockets

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't blame me. I'm in favor of giving EVERYONE more pockets. Clothing manufacturers never put in enough pockets, because it will "ruin the lines", and I'm like, "Have you seen my body?? Ain't nothing going to make clothes look good on me, they might as well at least be functional."

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also watch out for the dirty tissues.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as hubby calls them "white stones"

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you can't find it, there's one on my night table, another near my computer, and one in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom."

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always keep a flashlight in the side pocket! 😂

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are being too dramatic. It's not that bad. Just bring the purse to her. Easy as pie.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replaced the black lining in my favourite handbag with neon pink material and I still can't find a damn thing in there.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not allowed to look what you're searching for but rather stick your hand in the bag and feel for it

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    #58

    We All Have Our Secrets

    We All Have Our Secrets

    JeffieBrittain Report

    #59

    That Must Suck

    That Must Suck

    PersonalityOnly8201 Report

    Gauri Joshi - Nair
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, what if you got the non-human parts of both? Would you be a bull with a fish tail but have a human brain/intelligence? That would be hilarious ngl

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like how Lela was created in Futurama

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'd look like some guy but make me angry and I transform into a raging Mermotaur XP

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. how would the parents cohabit together? 😂 Yes, that’s what I took from this.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a coming-of-age fantasy story. The protagonist has to figure out who they are and what's special about them.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And this is my sister, the Minomaid."

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Cat-dog. Female torso and male torso or...

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if the other halfs would be a better option

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    #60

    Guide 4 Teens

    Guide 4 Teens

    ChiliDog879 Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for God sake please call someone, getting in trouble for being drunk or high is better than being dead. Most paramedics and doctors will tell the odd white lie if you are nice "yes Mrs mum, your daughter was most likely spiked when she put her can of coke down"

    sugar-dusted-strawberries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also ask ur crush out. if they say no, hit them with a vespa

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    #61

    Guy Was Told

    Guy Was Told

    donbosco2017 Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've tried something, without actually saying it.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I f**k these? asking for a friend

    $enna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Or so im told' hahaha , pissing myself

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crying! Especially seeing his profile picture icon

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're told. Yeah.

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    #62

    I Wouldn't Be Able To Afford A House Anyway, But Might Give A Try?

    I Wouldn't Be Able To Afford A House Anyway, But Might Give A Try?

    NeighborhoodWise7659 Report

    KM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone offering real advice in this economy

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I have just reassigned the money in my avocado toast budget to my new time travel fund

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money saving tip: time travel

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frame dragging will get you there, not particle physics. frame-drag...c21fbb.png frame-dragging-63372cfc21fbb.png

    #63

    I Would Like To Read Her Essay, Think She's Onto Something

    I Would Like To Read Her Essay, Think She's Onto Something

    VeryBadLlama Report

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not make sense, as 50% of all those things on earth were snapped away with the people they inhabited.

    Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... Not necessarily... Some (no clue to how many) could have survived the 'snap', but then they would have to find a way to survive without a living host ... Would the dead bodies remain on earth and couse an insane bio hazard risk... Possibly causing weird and yet unseen mutations in micro organisms... Maybe the start of those apocalyptic zombie stories .... Damn ... I was going to write something entirely different, but then my brain started doing this ..

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    Hime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a twist on that. What if he only killed 50% of EVERYTHING including only 50% of the living bacteria on the people he killed. Their bacteria would be just chilling, waiting to climb onto the other 50% of people who lived. Problem solved.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... In this essay I will discuss how the law of equanimity works such that there was twice as much toilet paper available for the people left behind with this horrific affliction. And how it gave them something to think about other than where the other 50% went.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too dumb for this. 😬😜 But I'm also a blonde, so shoot me.

    howdylee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it was just people... all life, like including our puppies and kitties?!?!?! :( now i'm sad!

    LE Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if there was any mention of puppies and kittens, but the first sign that Prof Hulk's snap worked was a bird by the window.

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    #64

    Ah, A Redditor's Dream

    Ah, A Redditor's Dream

    leo_mm_9183 Report

    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    him, the embodiment of a neckbeard, smelling like his 3rd stepmother's basement, mountain dew, and taco bell, drawing erotic fanart of lolis.

    Bailey W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all dudes! Some like small tiddies!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …just like the weird catfish dude online who has them convinced that “she’s” all that and a family size bag of Cheetos 😆

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, there are unexceptional women expecting their own exceptional man. We all do it.

    john s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...written by dude trying to hard to prove "Hey! I'm not like OTHER dudes!"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically, a female version of themselves—-down to the same bra size, since they themselves have “man tiddies”, but I guess hairiness isn’t a problem.

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    #65

    Stop Doing Weird Things

    Stop Doing Weird Things

    MonikaPaulsen Report

    #66

    Special Kind Of Relationship

    Special Kind Of Relationship

    WellFuckthissucks Report

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker on the first day I met her: "---and that concludes the precise description of how I gave birth to my daughter eight years ago, broken down by minute!" Me, trying desperately to will the chair I'm sitting on to dematerialize and take me with it to sweet, sweet nonexistence: "Oh cool"

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former coworker, upon hearing that I don’t have or want kids, decided to tell me in detail exactly what tore during her two childbirths and how much she bled - to try and convince me that it’s ‘all worth it in the end’. I’ve got a strong stomach though and used to work in a sewage treatment plant so…yeah my stories won.

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    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I know what your sister did with that (and I think about it every time I see you)

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworkers are essential to getting it off your chest!

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know I have a Swiss visa for 6 years🤗

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    #67

    So He’s Working On This Character

    So He’s Working On This Character

    colorfulsoul_ Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so just put 3 aditionnal 'k' to fool censorship. Noted.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta try that now. fuckkkk. EDIT: haha it worked

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    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast forward to 2022, where the skull of a fuckeratops is proudly presented in the museum. Named after your initial outcry...

    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!The shits works too! I learned that when I was writing about diarrhea.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people do lose the plot somewhat. 🙄

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    #68

    A Valid Argument

    A Valid Argument

    JazminHedges Report

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    #69

    Specific On Multiple Levels

    Specific On Multiple Levels

    Dante-Grimm Report

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    #70

    The Future We Asked For

    The Future We Asked For

    rolldiggity Report

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But raccoon as a funny hat, could be. Especially in your grandpas old closet.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of us cut out some pictures from their encyclopedias to really make your school paper pop and be special?

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but mine refuse clothing of any kind. Don't think I haven't tried, though. 20220922_0...666296.jpg 20220922_032927-6337cf9666296.jpg

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some time ago when I was decluttering, I found a book from my teenage years with only addresses of - more alternative/ specialized - travel providers (with different sections such as specialized on countries, different sports, youth travel, voluntary programs abroad, au pair agencies and so on). Blew my mind to remember that back in the day if you wanted to say find a language school program in another country, you had to ask around, do serious research in the library, looking for ads in specific journals, call or write a letter to even just get further information...

    #71

    Free Oats

    Free Oats

    HienZimmer Report

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE THERE LIKE SIX HORSE GIRLS IN MY CLASS

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high-school a horse-loving classmate started crying mid-class because the teacher said she tried horse meat at a restaurant. I was internally like "there's starving children in Africa..." 😕 I'm a vegetarian, by the way, and she was not. So...eating cows and pigs and chickens and rabbits is ok but not horses...I get that horses have a sentimental value for her but it's not like that for everyone and I find it a little hypocritical.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I like about horse girls is that they'd wear $10,000 to $15,000 worth of riding clothes and still manage to look shabby :-)

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really disappointed that we didn't have a horse girl. I'm always so jealous of folks that got to experience this.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a fair bargain to me.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get couples therapy get a dog whisperer!

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    #72

    Very Specific Insult

    Very Specific Insult

    Armed-Roomba Report

    JustJackie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so funny to me?

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think your 'kid on FIFA' is a kid....This is too detailed, he's got to have drawn from own experience

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...as someone who's played FIFA a lot...this is a valid reaction lol

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may suck at FIFA, but his shade game is on point!🤣

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, do you work at Target?

    $enna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, this is funny as hell!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... what an orifice...

    Kris Fristo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon be like: "You're Hired! Suhch amazign spelingg, wee neid a gi lik u

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got to get my kid off FIFA.

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    #73

    I Would Be Down

    I Would Be Down

    j_k_ley Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, same mullet guy, but in a T top Trans Am blasting a Van Halen cassette, and Miller High Life ponies🤘🤘

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    #74

    Having Diarrhea Isn’t Really The Same As Anaphylactic Shock

    Having Diarrhea Isn’t Really The Same As Anaphylactic Shock

    ishanG24 Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is so true! My friend is allergic to peanuts, he's really over-cautious. My dad is gluten intolerant, he refuses to eat bread. My friend is lactose intolerant and one time in year 8 she bought an entire tub of ice cream and used the lid as a spoon whilst waiting for her dad. She didn't come into school the next day lol

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lactose intolerant as it causes me a horrible reflux and guess who had a whole bottle of kefir last night just before bed?

    Urneighbourhoodcat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG my friend is lactose intolerant and they drink at least 8 glasses of milk a day lol

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the opposite- my brother is coeliac and he will risk eating things with traces (stupid I know) but my lactose intolerant friend would still eat dairy. I on the other hand cut out both completely.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the results are so different that it's no wonder people react differently: Peanut allergy can kill you, celiacs can give you cancer or kill you and lactose can give you gas shits or stomach ache.

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is, life is pain for her.

    #75

    Dk Why But It Makes Sense In My Head And I Hate It

    Dk Why But It Makes Sense In My Head And I Hate It

    NotSoBallsy Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the cheat code for getting the last 25% of the slushie

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which will either not leave the bottom of the cup if you try to tip it out, or it will all land on your face. Usually while driving.

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    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hear that straw in the lid sound as soon as you saw the arrows?

    #76

    I Like Aquarium Gravel Too

    I Like Aquarium Gravel Too

    Daikon_5551 Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally made my drink come out my nose! 🤣

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god you weren’t snacking on aquarium gravel!😬

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    #77

    Lamp

    Lamp

    GanimetYT Report

    JR_4755826
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look! I just saw it from my husband today (again).

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, WOULD he still love you if you were a lamp?

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bright side, if that’s there only concern your relationship is fine.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say "of course, you're so bright"

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me Ben has more than a few moments like this on a daily basis.

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    #78

    A Very Specific Removal Process

    A Very Specific Removal Process

    PinchaPenny893 Report

    Wicked Moon216
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think the sight of a diamond saw coming towards their genitalia would either a) cause it to instantly shrink, or b) cause them to pass out from fear & making their blood pressure drop enough to get it off, lol!!

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't "shrink" with a c0ckr1ng, which is kinda the point.

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    JustinTime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several ER employees told me I’d be surprised by how many people come in with things stuck in their back door and the excuses are even better.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was naked, standing on my counter to hang my new curtains when I saw a spider. It scared me so I fell off the counter and landed straight on the cucumber that I bought at the store earlier and forgot to pack away. Unfortunately the cucumber was balanced upright against a loaf of bread so it got stuck up there".

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    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh….ice water to the affected area?

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to insist on an anesthetic

    BW Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha....until you "can't get them off?". How would do they"get off" anyway?🤣🤣🤣

    #79

    A Shape I See

    A Shape I See

    Intelligent_Energy16 Report

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably his emotional support dodecahedron

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his emotional support dodecahedron.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are way behind on your costume for the GamingCon without saying that you are way behind on your costume for the GamingCon.

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avid d&d player? The die must still be painted maybe?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to brush up on my English and trendy words for this.

    Christopher Hebhardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this.... Don't roll it, you won't like the outcome!

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inevitable joke: A new hand touches the beacon.

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    #80

    What A Dream

    What A Dream

    blacksheetpartyRSVP Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look like something Vincent Van Gogh would paint?

    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny DeVito's lesser known cousin, Tony.

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    Team Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to be sipping a little cup of coffee. All Greeks on TV or movies always have the teeny coffee cup.

    Ele V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahhaha!!! Love this! The painting and the dream!!

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    #81

    Everyone Wants A Goth B****

    Everyone Wants A Goth B****

    brbarretdsq Report

    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this photo was black and white until I saw the door.

    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're so goth you're literally monochrome.

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    radioactivecandy (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still want a goth gf. i will summon baphomet with her.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never really got what 'goths' should be like. 🤷

    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring it, even if I'm the sacrifice.

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a goth bath ? To duck her down ? I don't get it...

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck her down in the bath of goat blood, y’know, like a dark baptism 🧐

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    Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need flames to summon Baphomet! And I'd rather summon Azazel! I'm OK with the rest....

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    #82

    Wamen

    Wamen

    AlinFry Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quickly removes finger from screen!

    Henrik Niewiek
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #83

    Happy Father's Day!

    Happy Father's Day!

    clearly_quite_absurd Report

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have stop following him at the anime store.

    #84

    Hmmmm

    Hmmmm

    ExieBilliot Report

    john s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, scooby classic tv or scooby movies? DON'T TEASE ME!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve linked to a Marx Brothers stream for symmetry, but you Scooby Doo you.

    Sheepdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something from r/50-50

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the page where I can stream Scooby Doo though

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    #85

    You Know I've Gotta Make Em Now

    You Know I've Gotta Make Em Now

    Trashed_PANda_lol Report

    Jessica Blankenship
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people must not be having the right kind of sex lmao

    Christopher Hebhardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... You might need to find a better partner.

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all the aro/aces???? I know yall are here!

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it better than B.O.B (Bombs Over Baghdad)?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not so great in the kitchen. 🥺. Oh dear me.

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    #86

    I Am Intrigued

    I Am Intrigued

    X_800 Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate just crush your fingers in a vice and show up to the wedding fully bandaged.

    Zheraa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "be here with a grand piano" and then he's not even gonna pay

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11:06 so he has 6 mins to wake and get ready

    #87

    No

    No

    skulking_angler Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.... I can imagine a few reasons

    #88

    Spinach

    Spinach

    JacksonT3000 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you heat it up it will shrink down to fit into a small cup

    Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little spinach freak 😂

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also grocery store: If you decide that you can’t work with that packaging, I have a lovely selection of hot dogs and buns I could show you

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    #89

    Monke

    Monke

    BuffMonke Report

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corpses. They can spread disease and are a sign of danger, we're afraid of corpses.

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at one point, there were multiple hominid species sharing the earth -- us, Neanderthals, Denisovians, and possibly even others.

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistically, probably other hominids. Fantastically, fkin vampires, man.

    Erin E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coat rack in June with a hat on it at midnight looks like a monster…

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Adds to “Worry List For Sleepless Nights”]

    Szirra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prehistoric zombie outbreak

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    #90

    What Do You Believe As A Child

    What Do You Believe As A Child

    StrikingRices Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid had a wild imagination

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt! James The Escalator Operator is MY dad, and I don’t have a brother! SMH

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    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the OP is probably to blame for this

    #91

    I Don’t Buy Gift Cards At All

    I Don’t Buy Gift Cards At All

    ErnestiEchavalier Report

    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to send him to Disney you'd better get TWO $500 gift cards.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drug dealer: "I accept payment in Disney vouchers."

    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't deduct cash from taxes as easily. Whereas a gift card can be a business expense.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a really good use of gift cards. Didn't think of that.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but the cousin can scalp the gift card for crack so …

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would steal the gift card and sell it to 1 of those giftcard machines for $200 in cash that you see every addict lined up at in grocery stores...

    #92

    Couldn't Be Me

    Couldn't Be Me

    Qualified-Memer Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the person called ditch pony

    Kathleen Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost me at "imagine going to the gym"

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c**p, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a fantastic workout so naturally it’ll probably be trendy soon. It can’t be anymore awkward than everyone doing hip thrusts with any equipment they can find

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    #93

    That's What Good Dads Do

    That's What Good Dads Do

    ANdbORph Report

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Just no. May, itself, may be a name ... Mayella, anyone?

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My potential future daughter will cast my soul into Oblivion for this but *scribble scribble takes notes* XD

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May is one of the many names derived from Mary. Or Maia.

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's Maybeline! What's wrong with this woman?

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    #94

    Errr... Okay?

    Errr... Okay?

    TeamAresGGs Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Just cover it with a cup or bowl.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That much simpler than what I have thought of: Locating to the other side of the globe, preferably an island.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live life to the fullest, and when I get tired of it, go touch the snail myself.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know more about the snail. Height, width, length, speed, weight.

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this instance, buying a yacht would be justifiable.

    Bella V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw a salt circle around it, problem solved.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it can't be killed so it might just sail right over the salt, suffering and bubbling but surviving and now with greater motivation to kill you.

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. Pay someone to bring it to an abandoned island… or Australia. Problem solved.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How fast is the snail and can it cross Oceans?

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I’d then spend 20 000 on a invincible cage.

    BW Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, yeah....it's a snail, it'll never catch up,.so.who cares?

    Charlydacat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn’t faline san make a video about this

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    #95

    Thats One Hell Of A Drug

    Thats One Hell Of A Drug

    Suchtino Report

    George hy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT original, This is an episode of Star Trek TNG, It happens to Picard.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the joke, I would actually take up drugs if that one existed.

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Inner Light is one of my favorite episodes of ANYTHING.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s pretty much psychedelics, except you can’t play the flute afterwards

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: After being buried and forgotten for years, Lizzo plays the flute and the world burns to the ground.

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, except for the flute part, this could be what we're all doing right now. Flute is optional.

    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patrick Stewart's son plays his son in this episode of TNG.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that tense guy with ‘people skills’ from Office Space is our best friend

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    #96

    Poor Walter

    Poor Walter

    je1992 Report

    JR_4755826
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a Gary baby and was like, that was the name you went with?!

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Garry I am flabbergasted at your comment 🤣

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    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but grown ups with kiddie names are worse. No Kimmy, I won't buy shares from you.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the kid is going to be grown-a## a long time. Grownups with cute baby names is far worse.

    Cherreka Wirth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Everyone told me I gave my daughter such a grown up name, and I should give her a little girl name. I was like "uh, hopefully she will be a grown up a lot longer than a little girl, so the grown up name is more appropriate"

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    Lucy Reeves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend had a baby and called it Barbara. In my mind, she is already in her late 50's.

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like Steve. I could see a kid named Steven/Stephen. But who calls a kid Steve. That’s just weird, but why is that?

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... all grown a*s people named Walter (and others) were once babies with that name

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    #97

    This Belongs Here

    This Belongs Here

    Careful_Tea_1407 Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have your own chair, bounce away, but when my boyfriend bounces his as we are sharing the same part of the couch, it makes my butt vibrate and I spill my snacks.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad hated when mom & I did this at the dinner table. Table didn't move, but he hated the sound ?

    Lydia Languish
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Susan does have anxiety and your leg bouncing makes it worse “leen 11”

    Scp_049
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but not because of anxiety. I do it because I have ADHD

    Christopher Hebhardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get yelled at for shaking the entire car when my legs starts going.

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    #98

    Oddly Specific Serial Killer

    Oddly Specific Serial Killer

    Hour_Row_9697 Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, police? I'd like to report someone that you should run a background check on because I'm 100% sure you're gonna find something"

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He spelt his name wrong. It should be L-E-O-N-A-R-D-O!

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unblur the number and shame him

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this was someone idiots idea of a sick joke? PLEASE SAY IT IS..

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you never ask for what you want, the answer is always "No."

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coincidentally, if you ask for this, the answer is also always “No”.

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    #99

    Not Really Tho

    Not Really Tho

    kevinowdziej Report

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch with the title. I say good on him

    #100

    He's Straight Okay

    He's Straight Okay

    SarcasticBeast69 Report

    Szirra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to summon straightness? You have to say it 3 times.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fear is strong in this one!

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    #101

    Clapped

    Clapped

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    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While EVERYONE in the restaurant stares in annoyance.

    RedPirahna
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    3 years ago

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    #102

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Robin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entirely depends of if I know the way or if I am having to concentrate on the rout.

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scooby doo chase scene music. It’s the only appropriate tune!

    Squiff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to turn it down to find the address and park though.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about "Holding out for a hero" by Bonnie Tyler?

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy metal to get the adrenaline pumping

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter, you’ll be too preoccupied to pay attention. The real question is will you get in an accident or not?

    #103

    Oddly Specific

    Oddly Specific

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    Hey Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit the bottle on the Heinz label in it should come right out 🤪

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone go get the diamond saw .

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to hospital. I guarantee whatever you’ve done they’ve seen someone do something way more stupid.

    JustinTime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t eat at this guys house

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I read about this old timey medical case where a man got himself stuck in a glass bottle. It wasn't for the reason that you think. The bottle had once contained potassium, and he'd attempted to urinate into it. The residue inside ignited on contact with the liquid, and the subsequent vacuum sucked him in. The constriction led to swelling, and he was very panicky when the doctor finally arrived. I believe I recall they ended up just carefully smashing the bottle. He was fine.

    #104

    Can't Say I Have

    Can't Say I Have

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    The Radio Demon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello! Bad comment hider right here. Have a lovely day.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Orgasms are cool, but what about 3rd degree burns? Basically the same question.

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    #105

    Do They Believe In Nessie Too?

    Do They Believe In Nessie Too?

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    Esme love and squalor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More tacky than the signs saying: in this house we believe Jesus is the lord god. And wives submit to their husbands as the husband is man’s representation of Jesus the lord god and savior… you think we all need to know this s**t? Rather hear about Bigfoot-f**ker

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, put another color on the flag y'all

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...he probably has big arms to wrap around her when they hug too. :)

    Hatchet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored panda censor is sleeping. Get you swears in now people!

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. Keep your weird beasty allity memes on the internet.

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    #106

    What Happened In Egypt, Stays In Egypt

    What Happened In Egypt, Stays In Egypt

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sure they were talking about TinTin 😆

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    R.E.O. Speedwagon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe even grab cherry donuts on the way to fight some bisexual vampire near the end

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the plot of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Stardust Crusader

    #107

    Deuteronomy 25:11-12

    Deuteronomy 25:11-12

    PossessionWorried292 Report

    Michael Vickery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seizes her husbands or the attackers private parts?

    Bailey W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she already only has one hand left and still tries to safe the day

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….seems a bit harsh 🤷‍♀️

    CozyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rather specific......🤷🏻‍♀️

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    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something an incel would write....kinda like a lot of the bible

    T. Unnamable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is the second time that this has happened...

    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The insanity of religion and its random "rules" in a nutshell. No pun intended.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That schnit happened to the guy that wrote that verse.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone feel this needs to be a thing? In what scenario would this be important? This kinda makes a big case against the concept of "ancient wisdom."

    ravn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gotten to where posts like this are the only reason I ever read the Bible.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sadist tendancies wouldn't go amiss.

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    #108

    Concrete Is The Cookie Dough

    Concrete Is The Cookie Dough

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best explanation I have ever read about concrete and cement.

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t even realize they were two different things. I thought the words were interchangeable 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    #109

    Olympic Specific

    Olympic Specific

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Ron Swanson has a second secret identity in addition to Duke Silver ?

    Johane Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US curling team looks like a bunch of dads who took up curling to get away from the house for a few hours on a Saturday and accidentally ended up at the Olympics.

    Bella V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment is my fave meme about this picture lol

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know dude is sporting a fierce mullet under that cap!

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy looks like how I imagine my grandfather looked like when he was younger.

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    #110

    I Will Not Fight

    I Will Not Fight

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    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on him, the Russians aren't trained.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, and yet the little K-pop kid wouldn't make it around the corner either.

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    Ines Olabarria-Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that many Russian guys have tried to avoid being drafted by breaking a leg. Bad.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the Russians actually being drafted?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cut of leg when you can always develop some on-demand bone spurs.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Canadian diss I'm not digging here. You'd consider yourself a lucky man to live in this country, pal! And we'd give you all the free healthcare you could stand, so there! And we'd thank you for it.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's meant to be a diss. During Vietnam War many guys moved to Canada to escape being drafted because they knew they would be safe there; Canada is our kind northern neighbor

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    Scp_049
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption on the video!🤣

    #111

    Its Not That Spicy... (?)

    Its Not That Spicy... (?)

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    Javier loh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the person who posted this

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visited mexico for my aunts chorus competition and the very kind people of a church they decided to sing at in their spare time shared a meal with us. They assured us the food wasn't spicy and we'd be fine; maybe 4 out of about 26 people were ok with it. It was delicious the first few seconds and then it tasted like misery and regret, but dammit we still ate it with fake smiles hiding our tears of pain and not complaining because they were so generous to cook and share a lovely meal with our group that noone would dare be rude to their kind gesture. We passed around bars of chocolate with each other under the table, secretly eating it in hopes it would help with the burn; it did not

    #112

    War-B***h

    War-B***h

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    Nunya Business
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd better not disappoint War B***h, she'll kick your a*s.

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    #113

    What A Turn On

    What A Turn On

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds fun.

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    #114

    Ok Then

    Ok Then

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    Ange Marsden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decimal point is missing from his IQ

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the wrong place somewhere else 😉

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    Johane Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate everything about this. Even his stupid smirk on his face! He looks like someone with a copious amount of hair on his butt.

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I seldom date outside my anthropological subrace" is... just a WILD sentence.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice he only mentioned her height and not his own. “Under 5’6”” means he’s probably 5’7”. Plus 1) you forgot the decimal point in your IQ, and 2) you don’t measure your d**k from the tip all the way back to your b******e.

    Ohio Turkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what he has to shave more frequently, his shoulders or his nose. Either way, no thx 😬

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Somewhat mentally stable" reduced that pool down to 0

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hmu bitches" yeah buddy, because that's so hot to disrespect a women that MIGHT be considering your profile as a date-able male........ Smdh

    JR_4755826
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So specific! I'd like to see who he finds

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    #115

    I Can Smell The Creep Coming Off Of This Dude

    I Can Smell The Creep Coming Off Of This Dude

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    Johane Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to wash my eyes out with soap and go live in a mountain cottage on my own, without internet, for the next 20 years after reading this!

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes its not okay to not be okay

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else need a bleach shower after reading this?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people are you sniffing on a daily basis, sir? I'm sure it was not consensual.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks at least 30+! His description of the "magnetic" scent of underage girls is disgusting!! I hope he's not allowed to chaperone on field trips or for his daughters to have sleepovers at his house!!! Definite pedophile admitting to his sickness ..... Gross! (When my daughter was growing up, she never went to sleepovers at her friends houses, she had friends sleepover at our house instead. Unless I knew every person that lived in her friends home, made sure there were no creepy uncles living in basements, nothing that could risk her. It only takes a few moments to traumatize a child for rest of their life, nothing is worth risking your children for!)

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    #116

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. If she's down then there's consent so no reason not to!

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    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want the sky to rain doughnuts? Mess up the timeline and it will rain doughnuts.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to convince time travelers to mess up the timeline?

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those the hairy ones, or just the little-bit-hairy ones?

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