I'd wear this

I need this and a sweatshirt that says on the back: "covid may be over but my social anxiety isn't. STEP BACK."

I need one of these for every day of the week, please and thanks

I'll admit, wearing a mask was difficult. I'm a heavy smoker, so wearing a mask made an already difficult task - breathing - all the more difficult. But it didn't stop me from wearing one throughout the pandemic. It did prove I'd never make it as a surgeon lol.

Perfect!

Where to buy?

I’ve said this for a long, long time!

Worn by some lady in the deep south

And yet the mask still isn't to protect the wearer.

I need this.

I'm vaccinated but still wearing my mask cause I care about those more fragile than myself. And cause I don't trust ye buggers to have done your duty too.

I'll be sure to leave it on your gravestone next week. Unless you get the newer shot which kills you slower so you can't associate it with the shot.

The mask is for other people, not you.

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🎵some of them want to gouda you🎵

I can smell the downvotes from here but I mean, is it wrong to think what's true?

I will pass on your kind offer

Why does Ozzy Osbourne come to my mind?

Paddling away or paddling towards?

I hated those /j

Me too. I like bees.

I’d like to see a crazy chicken lady vs crazy cat lady fight

If only I could make a joke here using another state but I don’t have the mental capacity for that right now

Obviously

Oddly specific.

I need this so badly

Christopher Titus has a routine about meeting his girlfriend’s frighteningly capable family for the first time. Cracks a joke about how if he did her wrong his body would be found in pieces scattered across multiple states. Her brother says with a straight face “oh, they wouldn’t find you”.

Mmmmmmm, hot dogs 🌭

Oh but I can...we also have č, dž, š etc.🤭

This is the only type of vape that is cool

But are they ‘boots wit da fur’

Im sure a hip replacement is as horrible as it sounds. Especially the hospital bills.

The mind boggles.

We're they thinking 'Dysentery'?

If you don't know why, be grateful.

Quite frankly not half as bad as X Æ A-Xii Musk.

I need this with "CATS"!

Why are people typing out "San Antonio" in the comments? Is it spelled incorrectly or something?

Joy Division album cover.

Mother trucker

Taken from the song WAP by Cardi B and Meghan the Stallion?

Cetacean needed