84 Funny And Oddly Accurate Insults That Show Just How Imaginative People Can Get When They’re Annoyed

i've seen this one many many times and it's still funny :)

Truth hurts

Hah! I now feel that way about the health care system in the US.

LOL! Touche!

Needs to go to the burn unit.

Nap professionals.

Cos there is this thing we all have that USA is to freaking thick to do called GUN LAWS !! we have them we don’t need security for this reason guns BANNED !last school shooting in uk was 1976 ! a girl in Ireland (the English side )that would be why .

That's the only proper response to a statement like that

Oh snap

wild cratts reference?

Can't unsee it now.

That's actually a pretty common insult in Antwerp. There's also "If you'd put his/her brain in a mouse it would make its nest in a litterbox"

that took a while... I think it's "hast du sonst keine Hobbies?"/"don't you have any other hobbies?"

Almost certainly completely apocryphal. It's such a modern phrasing, too.

Snort

What’s wrong with so called jay walking lol so not a think in uk thankfully, but cars will stop if they value their insurance and not ending up in prison ,if not what’s the worst they gonna do 🤷‍♀️hit you, break a few bones, hey hoo ,no big deal lol n no I’m not being sarcastic it’s true ! You could be seen off the earth ,but let’s face it you won’t know, long as you ain’t got your head in a dam phone ,and look where you going chances of getting hit are zilch !,

It is why we can't have nice things.

looks like those poisonous caterpillars superglued themselves to here eyelids

No they would not, they look like the members of antwoord.

he's even got the sweating, the grey coloration, and the shifty look in his eyes!

Leave bono alone !!

🤣

I can think of another person this description fits lol

based on his expression, i think the comment is accurate

I cannot unsee it now. Thanks djhew

The first part - ooh, such evil!

Hey, I resemble that remark!

its Johns cousin he dont talk about Tim Wack

Asmongold lives in a sublet to his cockroaches... so yeah

Probably not the sort of rehab OP had in mind, but I could absolutely see this as a still from a "But I'm a Cheerleader" sequel. Which sounds like a grand idea, as long as Bieber doesn't actually appear in it.

Religious hipocrat.

the look you give when the teacher asks if youre eating in their class

Lol, that was my first thought as well 🤣 😅

Nope nope nope THAT is an insult to the cow 🤬blue, - med rare perfection , that is now leather !

wait a minute...

I always need to call attention to the fact that the FBI made this comment. That is somehow the best part.

She looks like she's convincing him.

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Andrew Tate is human garbage juice.

Ouch! "Low-fat" would've worked too.

Never undervalue simplicity.

Or Geddy Lee if he'd kept all his hair.

Yes

What the...?

i think i'll hide from whatever maniac took a lawnmower to this guy's hair

Face down with that smiley face on it and next to it says something like "you did you're best ","or great job!!" Or " almost there" ....s

let me do cpr and gimme a first aid kit, i'll get this thing breathing again in 20 minutes

Not seeing the down side

That's a suspicious amount of lotion

They pay him for being himself. That's a win imo