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Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)
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Michelle Pitsiokos 5 years ago
This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.
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Gonzalo Terán 5 years ago
"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.
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donghun's emo cactus 5 years ago
Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'
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Sophie Warner 5 years ago (edited)
My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!
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~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 5 years ago
As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!
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Susann Campbell 5 years ago
My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.
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Sophie Warner 5 years ago
My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!
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athornedrose 5 years ago
the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....
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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago
Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.
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Perryn Stert 5 years ago (edited)
Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)
MN Free Spirit 5 years ago
My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.
diane a 5 years ago
I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)
Perryn Stert 5 years ago (edited)
Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)
MN Free Spirit 5 years ago
My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.
diane a 5 years ago
I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)
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