This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

*slow clap*

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

Oh gawd! XD!

pandora's art box

I have never related to someone so much...

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

uniboob

Priceless XD

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

Brutal

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

Sounds like you should try it...

I'm not writing out my story on this one again. It took way too long last time.

Haha! Trust me, the ideas in their head get crazier...and it is so much fun!

Time to go VEGAN 🌱

Seems legit

Not buying the right books. LOL

A) you still have a DVD player. This tells me you're not letting your child veg out in front of the TV B) YOU STILL HAVE A DVD PLAYER? Worrying about playing a slice of turkey is going to be the LEAST of your worries in the next 6 years.

You should bring him to Utah. We have tens of thousands of wild turkeys in our mountains.

Bad idea.

Do it. Im curious

ask him to invent it, we really need it to make more people Vegan

So... definitely?

Ouch!

Also me

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

I relate to these things so much

They are hell hounds

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

At least she didn't clap her hands with glee...

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

Verbing weirds language.

Doesn't he have a nose?

Does he now?

C**p, what'd he do this time

I love kissing cake too...

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The right path, this child follows. Hummmmm.

Toothy pig...omfg... LMAO`!

My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.

My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!

Pink is always the right answer.

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

You really need to know that now. Seriously.

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!