This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

*slow clap*

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

:((((((((((((((((( Why'd nobody warn me not to read this one

Except the toys don't seem to be able to die

well, that's dark

poor Andy, he will never know the truth

in the third movie, andy says they are all immortal unless they are literally incinerated. So technically, this isn't true.

love how dark this child is.

look, this movie series is sad enough as it is

Nervously laughing in order not to cry

😨😨😨

I remember at least two such showerthoughts from reddit in 2013 and 2015 years befor this tweet was written.

Holy……..cheese balls

Oh god....

Morbid... But enlightening

I feel a little ill after reading that.

This really shouldn't be here, just ruined it for me too...

That’s terribly....accurate.

Of course toys never die. Hm, I think we were all playing with ghosts.

I'd adopt her right now

UMMMMM.... OHHHH???? <<< future mortician, perhaps?~?~?

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What’s so bad about that?

Oh gawd! XD!

pandora's art box

I have never related to someone so much...

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

uniboob

Priceless XD

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

Brutal

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

Sounds like you should try it...

So... definitely?

Ouch!

Also me

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

I relate to these things so much

They are hell hounds

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

At least she didn't clap her hands with glee...

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

Verbing weirds language.

Doesn't he have a nose?