Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)

I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)

For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.

I don't think most of these sayings are weird. Actually they are creative and fun.

Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)

Oh my goodness this is so preciously adorable. Too cute. Kids say the darndest things sometimes. God bless!

This was great, reminds me of my grandson, JK, wanted to go out to play on the weekend, mother said no it's raining, child said, why do I have a raincoat ???

My mother told me when I was little I used to call windshield wipers "clean lines" and the colour pink "red's friend". I was reminded of this well into my teenage years.

When our 3 kids were younger, I over heard the oldest tell the others" it don't matter what dad says, mom's already see it's ok". Showed me my place.

These kids are AMAZING! This next generation is gonna have quite a few quick-witted people!

My 4 year old told me he was a 'axe murderer ' and when asked if he knew what one was he responded with 'I'm a person who murders people' . No idea where he got it from. He also tells me that he's a 4 year old paleontologist :)

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Children are stupid, period. We need to deport them all, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!