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Odd Kid Things

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Vic 5 years ago

*slow clap*

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Gonzalo Terán 5 years ago

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

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PurplePanda77 5 years ago

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

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glowworm2 5 years ago

Oh gawd! XD!

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athornedrose 5 years ago

pandora's art box

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electricblue 5 years ago

I have never related to someone so much...

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Perryn Stert 5 years ago

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

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Odd Kid Things

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Vic 5 years ago

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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Elena Adams 5 years ago

uniboob

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Dani 5 years ago

Priceless XD

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Vic 5 years ago

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

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Vic 5 years ago

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

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FatBaby 5 years ago

Brutal

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Batwench Premium 5 years ago

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

Sounds like you should try it...

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Perryn Stert 5 years ago

So... definitely?

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Vic 5 years ago

Ouch!

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

Also me

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FatBaby 5 years ago

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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Michelle Pitsiokos 5 years ago

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

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Gonzalo Terán 5 years ago

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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Molly Tallmadge 5 years ago

I relate to these things so much

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Perryn Stert 5 years ago

They are hell hounds

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donghun's emo cactus 5 years ago

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 5 years ago

At least she didn't clap her hands with glee...

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Sophie Warner 5 years ago (edited)

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both) 5 years ago

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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FatBaby 5 years ago

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

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Terry T. 5 years ago

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

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Jaxon Wild 5 years ago

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

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Oki 5 years ago

Verbing weirds language.

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Deborah B 5 years ago

I like that he's precise.

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What do you think ?

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Perryn Stert 5 years ago (edited)

Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)

18points

MN Free Spirit 5 years ago

My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.

14points

M3era 5 years ago

I say Yellow for Hello sometimes

2points

diane a 5 years ago

I still feeling sorry for my parents who spent a whole year trying to work out what the "HOW DO STICK" was that I kept begging for age 4. All becme clear on a trip to Blackpool when I spotted a "how do stick" full of sweeties in a shop. Every day on the way to school we had passed an old gentleman who would raise his shepherd's crook walking stick whilst saying "How Do" (How do you do)

10points

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

Thats adorable

6points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

I recently uncovered a journal filled with drawings I made in Kindergarten featuring a gory gang fight between some cats and some mice, involving guns, blood, and the cats being ripped in half. I'm glad that my real cats didn't see these images.

5points

Symon Hambrey 5 years ago

For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.

5points

Maci Wilcox 5 years ago

My little sister was convinced that water was called "Yaw" for, like, a year. We just couldn't convince her that SHE was the one saying it wrong! XD

5points

Cheethra 5 years ago

I don't think most of these sayings are weird. Actually they are creative and fun.

5points

Nuniek Widiayani 5 years ago

My 4yo daughter: mom, you look loke a woman Me:

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Katerina Huskova 5 years ago

Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)

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KT Trondsen 5 years ago

Two days ago I was getting ready for work early in the morning, my 4 year old son watching me get ready when he asks me how old I am. I replied my age and his reply: WHAT!?!? You're 2000 years old!?" Thanks kid...

3points

diane a 5 years ago

Clearly recall asking my Mum if Jesus was still alive when she was little

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TJler 5 years ago

Oh my goodness this is so preciously adorable. Too cute. Kids say the darndest things sometimes. God bless!

3points

Bored Phoenix 5 years ago

Nice to see you happy TJ!

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John Doe 5 years ago

400th upvote, 51th comment

2points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

This was great, reminds me of my grandson, JK, wanted to go out to play on the weekend, mother said no it's raining, child said, why do I have a raincoat ???

2points

Lizzie the Crayon 5 years ago

Kids say the darndest things...

2points

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

My mother told me when I was little I used to call windshield wipers "clean lines" and the colour pink "red's friend". I was reminded of this well into my teenage years.

2points

Biana Weatherford 5 years ago

My mother let me continue to say words incorrectly because they were cute. Yeah...right up to the point where some CHILDHOOD KILLING MONSTER SMART ALEC BOY told me the truth. I looked to my mother to set him straight and you know what she did? She crushed me, right there in front of brat boy and all his cronies. She agreed with HIM. I'm still in therapy over this betrayal.

2points

Vincent Anastasi 5 years ago

When our 3 kids were younger, I over heard the oldest tell the others" it don't matter what dad says, mom's already see it's ok". Showed me my place.

1point

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago

When I was a little kid (4yo) my Dad asked : What was Mommy doing while I was at work? Me: Mommy bathed with 2 men.. Dad: WHAT??? Mom: WHAT? HAHAHAHA

1point

PandaLover 5 years ago

These kids are AMAZING! This next generation is gonna have quite a few quick-witted people!

1point

Priyanka Sivanesan 5 years ago

When I was like 5 years old I saw an exercising machine and asked my mom what it would do.She told me that it helps to reduce the belly.Then suddenly I told " maybe we should tell aunt Rose to use this thing she really has a big belly" (Aunt Rose was pregnant that time) qnd my mom's mind voice was like you should have really been born in NASA!!😐

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Laura Williams 5 years ago

My 4 year old told me he was a 'axe murderer ' and when asked if he knew what one was he responded with 'I'm a person who murders people' . No idea where he got it from. He also tells me that he's a 4 year old paleontologist :)

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trix 5 years ago

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diane a 5 years ago

Am sure they did - kids can speak sentences and ask questions way ahead of their learning ability.

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Donald Trump 5 years ago

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Serbob 5 years ago

Dude... you're really not funny. Are you going to be doing this much longer? It's only been a day I'm pretty bored of it already.

12points

Valerie Fawn 5 years ago

These kids are deep thinkers and quite creative really.

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loading... 5 years ago

Erm people... this is a prank account pretending to be trump, they're not for real..

6points

Cheethra 5 years ago

But you were a child once

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Perryn Stert 5 years ago (edited)

Children are weird from an adult's perspective, but I bet the adult world feels odd to them. (Thinking of the Little Prince)

18points

MN Free Spirit 5 years ago

My daughter said Lellow for the color Yellow, and that is the color of the sun, baby ducks, and post it notes. You cant tell us otherwise.

14points

M3era 5 years ago

I say Yellow for Hello sometimes

2points

diane a 5 years ago

10points

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

Thats adorable

6points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

5points

Symon Hambrey 5 years ago

For years my son called a trampoline a bounce-oline. It feels weird when someone calls it the right name.

5points

Maci Wilcox 5 years ago

My little sister was convinced that water was called "Yaw" for, like, a year. We just couldn't convince her that SHE was the one saying it wrong! XD

5points

Cheethra 5 years ago

I don't think most of these sayings are weird. Actually they are creative and fun.

5points

Nuniek Widiayani 5 years ago

My 4yo daughter: mom, you look loke a woman Me:

4points

Katerina Huskova 5 years ago

Our 5yo told us few days ago, that penis looks like a banana peel. I have no idea why my husband didn't laugh as hard as I did :-)

3points

KT Trondsen 5 years ago

3points

diane a 5 years ago

Clearly recall asking my Mum if Jesus was still alive when she was little

4points

TJler 5 years ago

Oh my goodness this is so preciously adorable. Too cute. Kids say the darndest things sometimes. God bless!

3points

Bored Phoenix 5 years ago

Nice to see you happy TJ!

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John Doe 5 years ago

400th upvote, 51th comment

2points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

This was great, reminds me of my grandson, JK, wanted to go out to play on the weekend, mother said no it's raining, child said, why do I have a raincoat ???

2points

Lizzie the Crayon 5 years ago

Kids say the darndest things...

2points

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 5 years ago

My mother told me when I was little I used to call windshield wipers "clean lines" and the colour pink "red's friend". I was reminded of this well into my teenage years.

2points

Biana Weatherford 5 years ago

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Vincent Anastasi 5 years ago

When our 3 kids were younger, I over heard the oldest tell the others" it don't matter what dad says, mom's already see it's ok". Showed me my place.

1point

Klaudiia Sherbatzky 5 years ago

When I was a little kid (4yo) my Dad asked : What was Mommy doing while I was at work? Me: Mommy bathed with 2 men.. Dad: WHAT??? Mom: WHAT? HAHAHAHA

1point

PandaLover 5 years ago

These kids are AMAZING! This next generation is gonna have quite a few quick-witted people!

1point

Priyanka Sivanesan 5 years ago

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Laura Williams 5 years ago

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trix 5 years ago

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diane a 5 years ago

Am sure they did - kids can speak sentences and ask questions way ahead of their learning ability.

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Donald Trump 5 years ago

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Serbob 5 years ago

Dude... you're really not funny. Are you going to be doing this much longer? It's only been a day I'm pretty bored of it already.

12points