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There are tons of misunderstandings about what professionals actually do at their jobs. For one, a lot of people have a lot of these wildly incorrect assumptions due to the media they consume. But when you take a peek behind the curtain, you realize that the reality of any position can be incredibly different from what you think you know.

Some seasoned job veterans shared the (not so) obvious truth about their work in an interesting discussion on AskReddit. In it, they opened up about the most common things that the general public gets wrong about their professions. We’ve collected their most intriguing insights to share with you. Keep scrolling to check them out.

#1

Person shopping in a grocery store, holding a jacket and wearing a backpack, opening a freezer door. When you're food shopping and you change your mind about a chilled/frozen product, but you put it back into an *ambient* product shelf, it will go straight into the waste when a member of staff finds it. Please don't do that.


We can't leave chilled foods out of the chillers for longer than 20 minutes due to food safety laws(in the UK, ymmv), and we have no idea how long that steak or chicken has been sitting with those cans of soup, so it gets binned.


F**k food waste. Ask a member of staff to put it back for you.

Muntjac , David Gomes Report

Pink kitty
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could upvote this a thousand times!!!

Barong
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is infuriating. How could someone justify this behavior as ok. Leaving frozen food out is destructive and rude. Creating a mess and destroying food because they are too lazy to put it away is incomprehensible to me.

Offbeat Quinoa
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100%. I worked at a grocery store in my teens and it was shocking the amount of food we had to throw away. Just because someone got to the canned food aisle and decided to leave their roast on the shelf - even if it still feels cold to the touch, it’s instantly thrown in the bin. It should be considered theft.

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ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"F**k food waste. Ask a member of staff to put it back for you." - or just DO SO YOURSELF. You know exactly where it came from, and those 30 steps won't kíll (for fúck's sake BP, cut me some slack with your stupid censorism) you.

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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've lost track of the times I've found good raw meat left on shelves leaking juices into stuff on the shelf. Something DIE*D to give you that meat, have a little respect. Take it to the danm cashier, you won't have a single step more than if you hadn't.

Alex Schneider
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

something died for this food..and enough people die without food..should be common sense to have this respect..

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Beth Wheeler
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate it when I see that lazy people have done that.

Alex Schneider
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would put a fine for this behaviour and tell people there will be cameras and watchmen to find out.. Won't stop all but maybe a few

MalayDragon
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Add to that the Staff won't immediately notice something that has been left out and/or don't care enough to bother doing anything about it. Example: I was at the grocery store the other day, when I was at the checkout I noticed someone had put a 2L bottle of milk in where the paper shopping bags are instead of taking it back. There were TWO staff members manning the self checkout, I had to tell both of them that it was there because the first guy I told just smiled, nodded, then did absolutely nothing about it.

Rick Seiden
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't tell you how many times I say, "People suck!" at Walmart when I find a frozen dinner in the electronics section.

Fabulous chocolate cookie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a supermarket employee Ive seen this almost every shift. cooled/frozen products laying in a shelf. Or even snacks like a croissant or borek being dumped in the freezer.

Definitely a Human
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if I ask a staff member to put it back, how do you know it wasn't in my trolley for more than 20 minutes?

Lyone Fein
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YOU should put it back as soon as you change your mind.

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    Surgeon focused in operating room, highlighting profession's less known challenges. You may not remember me, but I hold your hand while you are being intubated before surgery. You are not alone. OR RN.

    heatedblanketheaven , Anna Shvets Report

    S M
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sweet.

    Offbeat Quinoa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a painful surgery at a women’s hospital where I could only be put “half out” - meaning I was mostly unconscious, eyes closed and 75% asleep, but still had a vague sense of what was happening around me. At one point it started to REALLY hurt and I guess I tensed up or something. Suddenly both my hands were being held and rubbed, someone else was rubbing my shoulders and saying “it’s okay sweetie”, and someone else said something about giving me more anesthetic. It made me feel really safe :) nurses are amazing.

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    Justme
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the OR RN who held my hand as I got the epidural for my emergency c-section- I remember you. I was in shock, my husband didn’t make it to the hospital in time to be with me, the day was a blur, and soon turned into a nightmare, but I remember you and your calming presence. Thank you.

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I was in the ER, after the boss sent out my emergency contact. It was sever electrolyte imbalance from cyclical vomiting for days. Couldn't keep water down, no clear cause. Anyway, the ER nurse checked back in on me a couple days later and told me she was really scared that I wouldn't make it. I was green and barely had a pulse, about 36 hours unconscious in the ICU and three IVs. Lots of lactated ringer bags. It really was so sweet of her to check back in on me. Yeah, I learned a lot from her and profusely thanked her during tears. Hospital staff, especially nurses, are so underappreciated.

    Mark Buxbaum
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From someone who will always be scared to death...thank you.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing I saw before I conked out for a colonoscopy was a woman wearing a neck to toe vinyl gown, muck boots, heavy gloves, a disposable hat, and a face shield. My two last thoughts were "RememberThisRememberThisRememberThis!" and "I hope she gets paid extra."

    XenoMurph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people wouldn't use abbreviations all the time

    Diver Dave
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had multiple surgeries and not once has anyone held my hand.

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the RN after my wisdom teeth surgery before the intubation was removed had done that or been reassuring at all when I woke up because just saying 'stop gagging' didn't help and caused anxiety before subsequent surgeries. I am so thankful for the nurse that saw me looking nervous before my eye surgery and asked why, called my mum back in to wait with me, and suggested I get mild sedation instead of general anaesthetic.

    whiterabbit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of the gagging is caused by the gauze moving around in your mouth, which is why we tell you to stay closed so the gauze stays in the proper place instead of traveling to your airway and making you gag. So when a patient is repeatedly told to stay closed but refuses and continuously moves their gauze around making them gag it becomes irritating. A lot of issues can be solved if people just listen, and that goes for people on both sides of the situation.

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    Anony Mouse
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you part of the crowd that laughed at me when I said I didn’t want a chest tube because I knew it would hurt because I’d seen it on TV? Oh how they all laughed. And it hurt so much. A$$holes.

    Jenny
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hurt like hell! I get spontaneous pneumothoraces, so I have had a few inserted. The part where they stick their finger in the incision and tear open the pleura makes me pass out. Having the tube in place is also painful because every time you move, the tube moves about in your chest cavity.

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    Samantha H
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is heartening to read. I had a brain surgery and the Anaesthetist only said three words 'give me a second' I still remember feeling terrified and no one reassured me, none of the Surgeons came out to talk to me. A few kind words can make a huge difference.

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    #3

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) Librarian aka information professional here.

    The scholarly publishing industry is a massively profitable industry (check out Elsevier’s profit margins).

    They are holding academic research hostage with paywalls.

    We are trying to push for a sustainable model of open access publishing where everyone can access the information they need.

    Information is important and shouldn’t be hid behind paywalls especially when these companies are not the ones securing the grant money, doing the research and writing the d**n paper.

    ceedee2017 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Alewa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask researchers for the papers directly - most of us are happy to circumvent the paywall system. Researchgate is your friend.

    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The academic community will often tell you to contact professors and other researchers directly. You’re more likely to get their papers for free or at a lower price than you would on other sites, I’ve heard.

    PunnyPanda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grad school, I would just email the author directly if I could find the address, which is usually easy because they're in a university directory. 9/10 times they were overjoyed to share their work with me directly, often providing original research, sources or media otherwise unavailable, without even asking.

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also good for getting drafts that have been accepted for publication but haven't been printed in a journal. Nobody in the US, AU, UK or Canada said no.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the US at least, libraries are threatened with defunding.

    Offbeat Quinoa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And universities who do the actual studies and publish the research papers

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    Victoria
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sci-hub for the win. Plus if you email the reseracher they'll send you the paper. The address is usually in the paper header.

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Email the first author. If not, ahoy mateys.

    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Capitalism is so much better. We need it everywhere.

    Rick Seiden
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want a free copy of a paper you know exists, email the lead author. Most likely they'll be happy to send you a free PDF copy of it.

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    The truth is that the media and entertainment you consume can have a major impact on how you perceive the world.

    Pop culture—movies, shows, books, music, etc.—shapes how you see certain things. For instance, if you watch a lot of medical or crime investigation TV shows, you might make assumptions about the jobs of doctors, police officers, and other experts without even realizing it.

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    Even the shows that get most of the technical details right have to take some liberties to make the narrative more dramatic and engaging.

    #4

    Man in glasses and blue shirt working on a laptop outside, highlighting profession insights unknown to the public. IT professional here. As dumb as it sounds and as much as everyone hates hearing it, "turn it off and turn it back on again" works roughly 65% of the time. MOST computer problems (including phones!) are caused by a temporary glitch or memory error. Restarting eliminates most common problems. Seriously, before you panic that something is broken, always try this first. 😁.

    thejameswhistler , Buro Millennial Report

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always remember Roy and Moss.

    sfgothgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🩷 don't forget Jen! And the actual internet!

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    Susie Elle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever my laptop starts to behave strangely, it's usually because there's an update waiting to be installed with the next startup

    marcelo D.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounds like you have the windows 7 / 10 100% disk problem, which is a very common windows bug

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for all computers. Internet slow? Yep your modem is a computer. Unplug it, wait thirty seconds and plug it back in

    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that with my phone, if something is wonky, I can shut it off and restart it. It's solved 100% of issues I've had with it.

    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A retailer told me a few years ago that it is a good idea to restart your phone once a month. It cleans the cache and temporary files out.

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    Robert T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending upon what the issue is, yes, it may fix the problem. It may also only offer temporary relief, as if the problem is caused by a bug or hardware problem it will recur. The purpose of getting you to reboot the machine is to see which it is.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that with my phone the other day. Usually 'wakes up' if I pick it up, it didn't, restarted, works fine.

    Evan Connolly
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trouble is that restarting can take a long time.

    Jake Bertz
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That percentage seems criminally low. I'd say closer to 95% of the time if I'm being conservative.

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also google is your friend. It is often the first step an IT pro will do in troubleshooting.

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    #5

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) Diamonds are a complete, idiotic f*****g waste of money. They're not rare, valuable, or traditional. Diamonds being associated with marriage comes from a 30's ad campaign

    That 2000 dollar rock you bought could have started your kids college fund, could have done literally any good in this world.

    BenedictBadgersnatch , Nimble Video Productions Sydney Report

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but... the sparklies

    quentariel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more absurd is who people nowadays rate the rings by their price alone. Some people deem a ring under certain price almost like insult to them, no matter how beautiful the design is or how skilled the craftmanship is.

    winterwidow87
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd hate my fiancée and i who spent roughly 100 euros for both our engagement rings. We spent a bit more on our wedding rings but not too much. They are just symbols of commitment to us, they don't need to cost a fortune.

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    Gg
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't buy one and leave other people alone. Most things people buy are a "waste of money" to someone.

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people like what they look like (and ethics isn't a worry) why shouldn't they buy them?

    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lab grown diamonds look the same, and are cheaper and more ethical.

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    Corvus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A diamond is literally a lump of carbon. If it wasn't for its hardness (useful for cutting tools), it would have been quite worthless.

    Francois
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything can be reduced to that level. Humans are also mostly a lump of carbon with some hydrogen and oxygen mixed in it.

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    Bec
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got our wedding rings tattooed, now that's commitment

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention people - especially kids - are killed or mutilated for the danm thing.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may faint, BP allowed the word "killed".

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    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve known a lot of people who go for silicone rings for daily wear simply because they are more comfortable then harder bands would be.

    Alyce
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also safer in a lot of jobs, they'll just tear instead of removing your finger. And you can get a 6pk for about $8 so you don't care if it's lost or destroyed.

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    Rose
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us women don't even like diamonds.

    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iirc, there is just a couple of diamond suppliers, less than 5, who control 100% of the diamond trade. Diamonds are the biggest ripoff there .

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    #6

    Smiling woman in sunglasses and red hat, gesturing with open hands, outdoors. UTIs in seniors cause dementia like symptoms.

    glitterpile12 , Nashua Volquez-Young Report

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum had to fight the doctors a few times to get a test done because they thought my grandad just had dementia.

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are **so** many conditions that should be ruled out before dementia is considered

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time this happened to my Mom it really freaked me out.

    Chicken Mitten
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it can happen incredibly fast!

    Mason Kronol
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't have to be a senior! I was misdiagnosed when I went to the ER hallucinating. They saw a disheveled 51 year old woman (i hadn't slept for 2 days) and assumed I was having a d**g withdrawal/o******e. I told them i had a UTI and i hadn't drank or smoked pot in over 2 months. I have never done anything stronger than weed and even after my surgeries never finished my pain pills because i hate them. from what we can gather they gave me narcan after my husband left and i flipped out, had to be restrained because i fought off 4 nurses. they sedated me and i was out for 3 days. when i finally went to a step down unit a nurse showed me my tox screen. negative for everything. she said it was probably the UTI causing the hallucinations. When the dr probably in his 60s came in and i told him all this he left for a while and i was released a few hours later. i still have nightmares about what i remember and am scared about what i dont.

    Sue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is VERY important & is just now starting to become common knowledge. The only reason I knew is I knew 4 people who went through it. There is also a more virulent type of candida now that is hard to k**l.

    Tom De Paul
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And depression is often misdiagnosed as dementia. I put my 81 year old mother on an antidepressant and she turned into Einstein!

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UTIs in seniors can cause "dementia-like" symptoms.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you notice a sudden mental status change in an older person they need to be seen ASAP. A UTI in older people can get really bad really fast and you can literally die from it. I worked in a Urology office for 6 years and we had a few people not make it because they didn't call for an appt, ended up in the ER but it was to late.

    Beachbum
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caused dementia like symptoms in me, and I wasn't a senior.

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    According to US News, vet technicians, construction workers, dental hygienists, carpenters, and medical assistants have the top five most stressful jobs.

    Other majorly stressful professions include being diagnostic medical sonographers, solar photovoltaic installers, bakers, electricians, and pilots, followed by flight attendants, nurse practitioners, delivery truck drivers, registered nurses, and medical records technicians.

    #7

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) The Oxford Comma is literally never optional.

    kgxv , Lukas Report

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish everyone lived by this. Eats, shoots, and leaves.

    FlagCityDiva
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more people would know that the Oxford Comma exists.

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give up my Oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

    Dragons Exist
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the strippers, Stalin and Hitler" versus "the strippers, Stalin, and Hitler"

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying to make sense of the cup of coffee beans in the picture.

    Otto Katz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to chew on them, usually they are coated in dark chocolate. Maybe some people like them w/o the chocolate.

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    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care for the terms "Oxford comma". What is called an Oxford comma is merely proper use of the comma in that situation. It needs no special name.

    Sue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told the comma is in place of the "and," and you already have an "and." Now we can debate where the comma and period go before or after the ".

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    arthbach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Oxford comma a great deal. It can bring much needed clarity. However, it most definitely is optional in a great many cases.

    Dragons Exist
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which cases? The ones where you don't technically *need* the clarity, or the cases where it changes the meaning to something you didn't mean?

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    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems, on the internet at least, that nearly all punctuation is optional.

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will defend the oxford comma until my death!

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can help your friend, Jack, off a horse or...

    Nikole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an example of an Oxford comma

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    Kat Alison
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree 100%! As an editor, I’m always asking people, “What do you have against commas?”

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    #8

    Paramedics performing CPR on a patient inside an ambulance, highlighting professional insights unknown to the public. CPR and resuscitation is a lot less effective and a lot more violent than medical movies and TV shows depict. You usually break ribs.

    And if you do get a person to "come back" they don't sit up in the bed coughing, gasping and thanking you...they're usually still unconscious. You just see through machines that they have a stable heart rhythm.

    You then intubate them, move them to an ICU and hope that you didn't give them brain damage.

    PhillipLlerenas , RDNE Stock project Report

    Alexia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, what we see in the movies as "CPR" looks more like a chest massage.

    Definitely a Human
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, breaking an actors ribcage is somewhat frowned upon

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    Nancy Bania
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had CPR, done by a retired Fire Fighter. I had three broken ribs but survived the heart attack. The best broken bones I'll ever have!

    Clown fish
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you will break ribs! And please don't get upset if they won't do it on your 80 year old frail Grandparents because they will do more damage than good!

    Marianne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did it to my 81 yo father. However, a family member started doing it until the ambulance arrived and (at least here in Germany) they are legally bound to keep going life-sustaining measures, once they are begun.

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    Mabelbabel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A related issue is when a patient in hospital is designated "not for CPR." That doesn't mean they aren't going to be treated-the condition that they were admitted with will still be treated, but if you're dying of sepsis, stroke, disseminated cancer etc, CPR isn't going to be effective.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't crack ribs you aren't doing it right is what I was taught.

    Eric Brown
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistically, if you aren't cracking their ribs, you aren't doing CPR right.

    fzhwn4fjwn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is a cardiac nurse. I’ve heard lots of her stories about breaking ribs. One was a very elderly woman in her 80’s. She broke 4 of her ribs and the woman actually thanked her after she recovered for saving her life.

    Bec
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the TV show is the Buff episode, The Body. heart wrenchingly realistic.

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had cpr training and the teacher said if you break ribs you’re doing right

    pete rosenberg
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and getting shocked is also a lot different. Think getting hit by a truck doing 40mph

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    #9

    Woman in a light shirt drinking milk, highlighting profession's obvious yet unknown aspects. L&D nurse here. While I could go with the obvious "labor is nothing like the movies" I'm gonna switch it up. Pregnant women need to drink an ungodly amount of water. Think 16 16 oz glasses. Crampy? Drink some f*****g water. Baby not moving? Go drink that water. Contractions? Before you rush to the hospital chug a bunch of water and see if they stop. Literally half of my triage patients are just dehydrated.

    alkakfnxcpoem , cottonbro studio Report

    Pyla
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you think about it, it does make sense

    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone interested in real units, that's about 7.5 litres.

    sfgothgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many triage patients discharged home after receiving fluids. L&D in Vegas in summer is no joke!

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first went into labour it was early morning, usually a time when drinking water, milk or eating something that caused more gas, gave me unbearable stomachaches, even before I was pregnant. Sometimes I would wake up so insatiably hungry that anything I ate or drank exasperated the hunger pangs. But if I waited a half hour to an hour the feeling would subside and I could eat. So, I thought that's what was going on. I went to the washroom and avoided any drink or food. When it didn't go away I ate something. I knew it was contractions a bit later when it was pattern of coming and going and coming back. Once I got to the hospital I was banned from eating and drinking. I was in labour for 34 hours and was only allowed sugarless jello. That's it. Until after and I was craving water like I never had water in my life.

    sfgothgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry that happened to you.

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole birth process is ridiculous (look at the size of a baby), risky and therefore very painful. Gas does very little. Think epidural and spinal blocks but it is harder to push. If not be glad the brain regards it as major trauma and not much goes from short term to long term memory.

    Jj321
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I worked at a doctor's office. There were around 30 employees. 5 of us were pregnant. The one doctor was so pissed off because we were drinking too much of the water.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh hyponatremia is fun. I have seen some amazing "nut jobs" brought in completely troppo and once they can get bloods done they find the sodium levels are out of whack, fix that up, and suddenly grandpa does not think he is the new UFC champion defending his title

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    Mel in Georgia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard this before! Too late for me, though. lol

    Jake Bertz
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just plain water. Electrolytes! Too much plain water can be bad for you.

    Jane Hower
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have NO idea how important it is to drink LOTS of water a day. The correct formula is take your body weight in half and that's how many ounces of water you should drink a day. Even trying will mean you cut out crappy stuff like too much coffee, soda's, etc. So even if you can't manage the amt suggested, the effort will put you far ahead in seeking the goal and you WILL see results in short order. Like less pain of ANY kind, better sleep, alertness, etc.

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    Meanwhile, Business News Daily argues that the most stressful professions involve working as military personnel, police officers, firefighters, social workers, broadcasters, newspaper reporters, emergency dispatchers, mental health counselors, anesthesiologists, and emergency room nurses.

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    #10

    Teacher discussing geography with children, pointing to a globe in front of a world map. Many/most teachers get to a point in their careers where they no longer like kids.

    anon , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily disliking kids, but being burnt out and sick of the parents and lack of support, definitely! There are always some kids in the class that you love and often that is what keeps you turning up.

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do decide never to call your own kids certain names though!

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    Enuya
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, children nowadays do behave far, far worse than even 10-20 years ago. I'm not talking about standing for yourself or speaking up in face of unfairness. I'm talking about basic human decency and politeness. I've a brother 13 years younger than me and the s**t his class supposedly pulls during lessons (like i.e. vaping in classes or being blatantly rude to teachers "for fun") would *never* fly during my school years.

    Tom De Paul
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I graduated from a small public high school on the Gulf Coast of Texas in 1980. Among the things that were forbidden: leaving campus for lunch, wearing shorts outside of PE, facial hair, smoking, not wearing a belt, and hair that touched your collar. We still had corporal punishment. Jails were more lenient.

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    Broccoli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though I’m not a teacher…I really know this. I have literally seen teachers trying their best to prevent themselves from punching all of their students

    Broccoli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh when I was a student, another student was continuously disrupting the class and screaming, so I just shouted freakin yappucino needs to shut up. The teacher literally looked at me with relief and gratefulness.

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    katiekat0214
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired teacher here, and this is only somewhat true, some of the time, and only for some kids. There were a handful over 26 years that I absolutely loathed: inevitably, they all had some major issues that weren't being dealt with, and the acting out was super disruptive, rude, and just ongoing. They were pains, and nothing helped. When there is backup, aka good admin that supports teachers, things get handled. When there is incompetent admin, behavior problems persist and always worsen. Overworked parents who don't have much in the way of parenting skills do not help. And if these kids are lonely, outcast, hungry, or have who knows what other problems, it all compounds into a big ugly mess. The kids in need of the most love ask for it in the most unloving ways!

    L. Frijole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stopped teaching after 25 years. It wasn't the kids. It was the system. I tell people I didn't quit teaching, I quit Education.

    K Barnes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 12 years in and don't know if I'll make 30. I still love the kids. They drive me nuts but I do care about them and get joy from teaching them each day. It's all the other BS, parents, paperwork, insane workload that's burning me out.

    Cydney Golden
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more like we grow to hate the bureaucracy and petty c**p we are expected to do that take time away from actual teaching. Also so many who have no clue about teaching making decisions about how we should teach.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Through my forty years of teaching, I came to love my students more and more as I went along. I missed them during summer vacation and when they graduated. It was administrators I grew to hate.

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    #11

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) The cloud is really just someone else's computer.

    ForsakenOn3 , Malte Luk Report

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically speaking, it's Jeff Bezos'

    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not just one computer but acres of servers.

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    Rod
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone else's computerS, plural....

    Petra Peitsch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good point why I never use cloud. I'm late genX, who remembers still building her own Pentiums.

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn mine off and it still keeps connecting! However, I had a laptop suddenly die and when I got a new one cloud populated with my resumes, transcripts, former job apps....yeah, it is a little scary that some rouge fiend could just hack right in and have my life history.

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plural. Backups on one site and backups on several sites.

    Michael D Bresnahan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I started on the Internet back in the 90's there were 50 servers connected. Now there are 20 billion devices connected.

    Igor914624
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cloud is a way for Microsoft, amazon or any of the other cloud providers to setup a model where you no longer own the product. You just lease it. Makes them a metric $hitload of money off the license fees. It's like leasing a new car instead of buying. In the end you paid a lot of money and you have nothing, not even the data.

    Glenn Cuneo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything you say to alexa now gets sent to amazon so they can train their AI.... "Alexa, lick my hairy ball sack"--- Alexa is hearing some wild s**t in my house.

    Colleen Glim
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa is a glorified kitchen timer/weather alert in my house. That’s literally all she gets used for

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    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes it sound like there's 1 dude with a really big computer.

    mikedtw
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured that out immediately and never, ever save anything to "the cloud"

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly so. But that doesn't mean you can skip backing up to said cloud (server/computer). Back up to more than one internet cloud. Back up your home computer / phone. Back up again! Nothing like a thunderstorm rolling through, lightning strikes and there goes your hours of work. Happened to me one time. Never again.

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    #12

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) I work for local government. yes, taxpayers pay my salary (which also means i’m contributing to my own salary), but that doesn’t justify why i should give a person extra attention or service. people who come to my office and say “i pay your salary” right after asking for something completely ridiculous have no respect for me and assume i do nothing all day.

    anon , RDNE Stock project Report

    Barbara Burns
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a retired government worker, this is right on. But unfortunately there is also a large percentage of government workers who are astoundingly lazy and inefficient and nearly impossible to fire.

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of lazy workers everywhere, I'm talking about non-union workplaces, it's not always easy to get rid of them. Sometimes I work with such incompetent people I don't know why they haven't been fired and then you find out it's nepotism or just someone's bff, etc

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    Sara
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a reference librarian at a public library some idiot man tried to pull the "I pay your salary!" BS, I told him I need a raise if I have to deal with him.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I pay your salary” is a thought-terminating cliche in any case. Like, so what? You pay me to do a job and I’m doing it; stop acting so self-important.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what are they going to do about it? Stop paying their taxes to spite you?

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    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an angry entitled parent told me "I pay good money to send my kid here!", I had to reply "I work here, sir. And the money is anything but good."

    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I remember hearing that too. Most dispiriting, as I wasn't allowed to give a snappy answer

    Lo Kindred
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a state employee-I feel this to my core.

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to be a public servant, but was in a section of the mental healthcare system where he didn't actually have to interact with the general public each day. He said some (probably more) of the psychiatrists were incredibly condescending though.

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as a former state employed grant manager, I authorized their salaries, so I never got that push bacj. One job I was paid out of federal funds. The other one I was paid by liquor excise tax, so essentially every time I bought booze, I was paying my own salary, and so was everyone else who bought booze. The $ was huge and went to counties for treatment, prevention, and law enforcement.

    Toothless Feline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes, you and every other taxpayer in the area collectively pay my salary. What makes you more deserving than everyone else?”

    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom line, is that in all economies, everyone is paying everyone else's salary. That is the nature of business. Both civil and private, and is the basis of the distribution of wealth (A relative term in this day and age!).

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    What are some of the wrongest assumptions you’ve ever had about someone else’s jobs, dear Pandas? On the other hand, what do people tend to usually get wrong about your own profession? How stressful is your work? What do you see as the ideal job for you personally? We’d love to hear your thoughts!

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    #13

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) Don’t yell or be rude at the person who anwsers the phone for the company you are calling. It will not make us help you better or faster. It will do exactly the opposite.

    feestfrietje , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or.."I am incredibly frustrated right now, so if I get snarky please understand it's not with you".

    Johnnynatfan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to check myself and apologize and let them know Its not them Im just frustrated at the situation and most of the time they are gracious and helpful

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    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually start those calls with a cheery, "I bet you don't get a lot of happy people calling. How's your day going so far?" I'd do that anyway, but the calls tend go very well.

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when offshore call centers were the norm, I had some amazing conversations. Such as guessing the country by accent and getting food/recipe tips. Used to be a raving B and I guess something changed and now if you are nice, clearly describe your issues, and ask what they recommend for solutions, they appreciate that you aren't wasting their time. I always sum up when necessary, thank them, and always tell them I will do the survey because I know that their raises are dependent on it.

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    Fabulous chocolate cookie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. The service desk are always the victim of rude/aggresive customers while they never caused the issue or can't help to fix the issue. Sometimes it feels like people think we especially caused the issue to annoy that one customer for fun.

    Tom De Paul
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then connect me with your CEO, CFO, or CTO and I'll yell at the person responsible for my problem. Oh, not gonna do that? Well then: too bad, you're IT.

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    Mason Kronol
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was a customer service rep. Most people were pretty cool. My favorites were the people who ranted and then told me they were calling their lawyer. Always happy to hear that because it meant I couldn't talk to them anymore😂 Then i would give them a legal spell and hang up. They usually tried to backtrack or get a hold of the manager like i try to facilitate in the first place. Over several years none contacted lawyers.🙄

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, don't call my line 25 times in a row only to leave a message on the 25th time or none at all.

    Serigala
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a call centre. When a decision could go either way the outcome always depended on the callers behavior.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I had some jerk yell at me Monday. For most calls we can handle it instead of sending people to the nurse line. What he needed was to reschedule his appt. If you're a jerk and ask me to send a message that you can send yourself in MyChart I'm not doing it especially if you keep going on and on We don't have time for that when we have 50 practices between primary care, pediatrics and urgent care.

    Kat
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also love when they are asking for phone number of my boss or manager....like 95% of bosses and managers tell their employees not to give their number to the customer :D

    Definitely a Human
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, there's been several times where I was only able to get a result after yelling at someone. I hated doing it, but it was the only way I could get results.

    Anne Young
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have patience. And I hate repeating myself. It's why I'm not a phone person.

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    #14

    Woman working in an office, surrounded by binders, illustrating profession insights unknown to the general public. I'm an accountant and people think I'm some type of math wizard. Excel, literally, does all the math for me.

    ahungrywookie , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they had taught us more excel in school, I'm sure it would have been useful

    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to school, Bill Gates wasn't even a twinkle in his parents eyes :)

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    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tricky part is knowing how to put the numbers into Excel to get it to do the math correctly.

    Admiralu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel is really a complex financial data analysis program. Does a lot more than just Math. vLookup, Pivot tables and more for those who love to crunch numbers.

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    K Barnes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is an accountant and I joined their company sports team. I was the only one on the team able to do mental math (t-shirts are x per person, x teammates, total will be x price type of thing or dividing up the bill for beers after). It surprised me at first but they all explained it's not necessary for their job.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you still have to put in the correct formulas to get the correct answers.

    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter failed many math classes and had to retake a few in college just to get her BA degree, in finance! She also does the accounting work for a university. The software does all the arithmetic calculations.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a self employed bookkeeper most of my adult life. I remember a company owner calling me on my day off, which I didn't answer. He left a really sh*tty message, so when I got into the office again I made a few things very clear: a) you are NOT my boss, you are MY client b) I'm not asking permission for time off, I am informing you that I will be unavailable c) there is no such thing as an accounting emergency, so do NOT call me when I have time off.

    Thee8thsense
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gentleman who invented Excel was a dear friend of mine. An amazing mind, as well as a kind hearted person.

    Gracie Mae
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel is a wonderful program!

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm one of those weirdos who loves excel and making complex formulas. One of the most simple was one I made to monitor my blood pressure. I could never remember what the proper ranges were so it would color code the boxes for me. My primary care physician was very happy to get a copy. There is a LOT excel can do for you if you learn the programming.

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try not to compare computer spreadsheets, databases, calculators and / or pencil and paper math. You will get a different answer many times. Just round it off and let it go.

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    #15

    A person in a black outfit speaking in an empty auditorium, highlighting an aspect of their profession unknown to the public. I’m a security guard and we have standard operating procedures for bombs and mysterious packages.

    A few weeks ago, someone tried to plant a bomb at the high school near my apartment. The school janitor found it and he brought it INTO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE to show him.

    anon , Ron Lach Report

    April Pickett
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't move it. Please don't move it.

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the original site: "The bomber was a white supremacist who lived three units down and I found out when helicopters quarantined the block and I couldn’t go to work because everything was on lockdown for 36 hours."

    Broccoli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god…not these white supremacists again

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    Pink kitty
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the principal? Guy brings in a suspicious object, puts it in front of your face and says "I think this could be a bomb. What do you think?" 😳😱

    Orysha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're fired for not respecting standard security protocols.

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    Mavis
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To determine if you should call the bomb squad ask yourself these questions. Is it hidden? ie. a backpack or suitcase stuffed behind a vending machine. Does it have wires or covered in packing tape or leaking liquids or an acrid smell? If it is, dont move it, evacuate the area if you can, and call authorities.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is is a black sphere, with a burning fuse sticking out of it?

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    Sue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our staff got an envelope with white powder after the whole anthrax thing started & brought it up to her supervisor's office with several other people. Since it was very soon after the first one, they all had to give up all of theirs clothes, purses, shoes, etc., and get scrubbed down by CDC(?) behind temporary tents. The really said thing was that the boss was told it wasn't anthrax on Friday but didn't tell the exposed employees until Monday. They had to be terrified all weekend.

    sfgothgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤯 (no pun intended!)

    dev mehta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groundskeeper Willie and Principal Skinner

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Maybe OP should share those protocols with the janitors.

    Druth Vlodovic
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why principals need to be nicer to their janitors.

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    #16

    A scientist in a lab coat and goggles conducting an experiment, representing professional insights unknown to the public. I am a chemist and it’s not all fun experiments with colourful solutions and explosions&flames with rainbow sparkles and m**h cooking and instant results from all our shiny fancy machines. It’s more like preparing 50 solutions a day (all of which look alike, usually like water) and waiting for instruments to complete the analyses (for hours!) and then trying to make sense from the results while cursing and having a mental breakdown.

    anon , RF._.studio _ Report

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then having your findings denied by some wingnut who's never made it past high school.

    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "I saw a guy on YouTube who says you're part of a conspiracy!"

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    sbj
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I fellow chemist I can completely agree with you, my biggest fight is that as I work in a commercial lab is for the clients to realise that we only produce results which are correct and independent not ones they would benefit their businesses

    Tara Noe
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went into science thinking it would be exciting. It's not. It's doing the same experiment over and over, then changing a teeny tiny thing and doing it again. And again.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like safe cracking? Tiny movements until you find the right combination.

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    Susie Elle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the fumehood's screeching because you put the window up too high because the f*****g handlebars are in the way of seeing things properly

    SCP 4666
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no Camper in the desert then? 😕

    Lyone Fein
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also lots of reading other people’s research, writing reports or proposals, etc.

    Otto Katz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I was a lab tech for 30 years. Everything in the lab beakers, tubes was either clear, or yellow. NOTHING was those pretty colors shown in the above photo. And I participated in one of those glamour shots, making pink, purple, blue, green, for the shot. All gussied up for the ad.

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also MATH! When I took chemistry I was surprised at how much math there was.

    Kat Alison
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemistry classes in school were a disappointment for me. We never got to blow things up or make poisons; we just did a lot of math problems.

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    #17

    Person in a hoodie and mask using a computer, reflecting hidden aspects of a profession. "Hackers" are seldom the actual problem with computer security. Insider threats and the battle against the end user's stupidity make up the vast majority of security breaches.

    ToadRancher , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or drunk Secretaries of Defence who accidentally add journalists to their top secret chats.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be fair. He's no smarter when sober. In fact, any time he drinks himself into unconscienceness the nation is that much safer.

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    Corvus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guy referred to user errors as "meatware failure."

    MalayDragon
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All IT professionals will know these three acronyms.. PICNIC, PEBKAC and the almighty ID10T error

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, PEBKAC and ID10T are pretty much synonyms.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or some idiot billionaire cosplaying as a government employee, who apparently knows next to nothing about coding or how most things work.

    James016
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    End user stupidity and entitlement are the biggest problems

    Fabulous chocolate cookie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest danger to computer security are the users. Especially the lazy ones who create a very simple password like Welcome123 (yeah even companies still do this) and use it everywhere. And not to mention the amount of times people fall for the easiest phishing tricks like "you've won a Ipad, click here to claim it", "click this url to pay for your parcel!" or the "nigerian prince"

    Fabulous chocolate cookie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always surprises me when I see another big data breach simply because someone fell for a phishing email or a company had the weakest passwords ever.

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    SlothyK8
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The end user's stupidity is most common. Between malware and phishing....UGH!

    Kat Alison
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a technical writer for many years, I still say: RTFM!

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post It notes with passwords. Still very common.

    Earonn -
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always having a bad conscience when I have to call the IT guys, and when they then struggle to solve it instantly, I give a profound sigh of relief. :p And sometimes, it's our IT that effs up.

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    #18

    Close-up of a smiling mouth holding a pill with a smiley face, highlighting something obvious in professions yet unknown to many. No one is maliciously hiding a cure for cancer. It's just really f*****g hard to figure out.

    geneticshift , lil artsy Report

    Bob Jones
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is no such thing as a single cure for cancer. Cancer is a collective term for a range of over a hundred diseases.

    winterwidow87
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. When a conspiracy theorist tells you "they're hiding the cure for cancer", just ask them: "which one?" Gotta be a little more specific there pal.

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    Broccoli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh we should just put all antivaxxers into concentration camps and give them 1 years to figure a cure out and try it out on themselves

    Susie Elle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preach! Also, they're not witholding the cure for cancer because If They Cure You They can't PRofit Off of you AnymOre! They most definitely can, because a live person will need medicine at some point, contrary to a dead person!

    The Darkest Timeline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like what they’re really suspicious of is capitalism

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    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. And it's unironically usually pushed by antivaxxers.

    Annik Perrot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. And what if the cure for cancer was a vaccine?

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    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That perception came about because our capitalistic society often exposes greedy corporate CEOs who have zero compassion for the suffering of others. And now we have one as President of the USA.

    Corvus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some researcher explained it this way - "we're not looking for one cure for one disease, but rather for hundreds of cures for hundreds of different cancer types."

    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They very come a long way for cancer treatments. Some cancers are very treatable and curable. I like to think its just a matter of time.

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the deal with the stock art on this one?

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a "happy pill." I'm not sure how it's relevant to the topic.

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    Jos de Hundt
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Boredpanda realize that putting asterisks in a word makes me say it out loud?

    j miller
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weellll, in a very limited number of cases RR Rife managed to cure 100% of cases. Some of them terminal. He was, of course, destroyed by the "medical community" for doing this.

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    #19

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) Nobody gives a flying f**k about your website beyond whether it gives them the information they came to find.

    99% of people just want to know where you're located, what your phone number is, and what your hours of operation are. The thousands of dollars people spend adjusting colours and logos are all done in the service of business owners' egos.

    JewsEatFruit , cottonbro studio Report

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, most of the time I don't even click on the website. I google and read the opening hours etc from the results screen.

    Kit Black
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, most of the time, google maps has more information that I need on the specific business than their website does.

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    James016
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contact information is generally the hardest to find if they even bother putting it on there

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of God don't put background music into it. Unless it's for a funeral home then heavy metal is completely acceptable.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that auto-plays is evil, but especially audio.

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    Nathan Lewis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just saw a video about an australian government made website thats something to do with showing networked GP's and their prices. It cost $24 million and doesn't work.

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right for government spending on healthcare. Like many other things, they either ask what is needed and ignore it or don't bother asking.

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    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Three things I want to know. 1. Hours you're open. 2. Location. 3. Phone number.

    Mitchell
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it’s a requirement to keep the site “fresh” to satisfy the black art behind googles algorithm. Whoever wrote this is clueless, no-one wants to pour endless funds into their website. We are all trying to get on the elusive Page 1 of Google search.

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True it's all internal ego massage.

    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some of them have very expensive egos.

    Alyce
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my Lord, "corporate branding" is the probably Satan's mission statement...

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to see a hardware website done right check out Mcmaster Carr not glamorous but you can find the exact screw you need in not time. https://www.mcmaster.com/

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    #20

    Professional woman coding at a standing desk, wearing orange headphones, overlooking city skyline. I'm a computer programmer and programming is no where near as glamorous as the movies make it. Code does not make digital noises when it runs.

    Panamaniac224 , Christina Morillo Report

    Grape Walls of Ire
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! So true! Also, code doesn't scroll on its own.

    Sue User
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geek here. Sometimes i will leave a " print results" statement in just to see it scroll like in the movies.

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    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main noise is "fuuuuuuuuu....." when the compiler bombs out because a single comma was forgotten.

    Robert T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main noise associated with programming is that of expletives being uttered. Especially when the "which ****ing idiot that wrote this" turns out to be you! ;-)

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While working on an upgrade: "God, who wrote this garbage? Oh..."

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    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And programmers don't get offices with that kind of view. You'd be lucky to even have a window.

    Tim Douglass
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! I worked several years in an inside office. With early starts, working through lunch, working late, and short winter days I frequently went an entire week without seeing daylight. Probably not good for your mental health.

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    Josephine Blogs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Code does not make digital noises when it runs" Well not with that attitude!

    The Goo King
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine makes noises, typically of the "Why the **** is that giving an error? It worked two minutes ago!" variety.

    Tim Gibbs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked on computers in the 60’s & 70’s they did make digital noises when running (FYI Honeywell, IBM etc)

    elmortero
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, being the programmer, you can make it make those noises. Go ahead, make it (a little more) glamorous :-)

    Mabelbabel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like computer hackers-all you have to do is mash the keyboard really hard and really, really quickly, and then shout "I'm in!" It always works in the movies...

    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works far better if you have two people using the keyboard at the same time (NCIS, I'm looking at YOU!).

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sure is aware when the syntax is the tiniest bit off though.

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    #21

    Woman enjoying chocolate cake with sprinkles, highlighting an overlooked aspect of profession in public perception. Fats don’t make you fat they just contain more calories than carbs or proteins. Eating too much of any of them is the problem.

    So don’t feel bad eating cake on your cake day!

    BrutalNutritionist , Polina Tankilevitch Report

    Grape Walls of Ire
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I have a cake day? Why didn't anyone tell me?

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 7 days in a week. At least one should be dedicated to cake. Heck, we have a day for tacos.

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    Rick
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat in moderation, every day can be cake day

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's weird. Cake just showed up on my shopping list.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If fats contain more calories than the same amount of protein or carbs then, yes, fats will make you overweight more easily

    Tara L.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar is the worst for making you fat.

    Julia Ford
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake’s problem is carbs (sugar) not fat.

    AsylumWalker
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carbs are not the problem either. Your brain needs carbs and sugar to function. Overconsumption of anything is the issue

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    Uncle Schmickle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carbs and sugars are the culprits.

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole fats bad thing was an ad campaign run by the sugar industry.

    Cydney Golden
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90s they came out with all these fat free desserts loaded with sugar to make up for the lack of taste. Look how that turned out. People thought they could eat more since fat free and Americans are fatter than ever.

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    #22

    Professional in formal attire with ID badge and briefcase, illustrating industry knowledge. Just because someone works in a hospital and has a hospital ID badge clipped to their shirt does not mean they're a doctor or a nurse. I've lost track of how many times I've had to explain to patients and visitors that I'm not qualified to answer their medical concerns.

    upvoter222 , Ono Kosuki Report

    Corvus
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to explain to people that working at a university doesn't mean I'm a professor (or "teacher" as some of them said, which is inaccurate). Still, when someone calls on the phone and addresses me as "Doctor" or "Professor" I would sometimes "forget" to correct them ;)

    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Zealand, and I suspect quite a few other countries, a surgeon does not have the honorific Doctor. They are known as Mister. Its historical, but can still also be hilarious when some patients see their appointment cards. (Edited: Grammatical mistake).

    Jenny
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK is the same. Mr Naftalin, Mr Au, and Mr Zaccharias are some of the ones who have cut me open in the past.

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    Clown fish
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cleaners where the same badge pay attention to the job title on the badge

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a state Senate floor I was doing bill debate backup. Someone across the aisle addressed me as Dr. (last name) because I was able to define a palpable contusion as a bump on the head. The chamber simultaneously laughed and I took a bow.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here and for God's stop using 1 office as the dang hospital operator. There are literally thousands of phone numbers for each dept, office, clinic or person. We have a list of some departments but not all of them.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband used to be a hospital porter. her really enjoyed that job. but there is no way he could answer medical questions. on my recent stay in hospital, one porter was told to tell the desk staff in the department I was going to the amount of urine I'd passed before they emptied the bag just before they moved me. their job is literally moving things and people from one part of the hospital to another without getting lost. that was the most medical thing I've seen a porter do. remember a number to pass on to the next department. this is no criticism of porters. they're doing an important job, and the good ones help keep you cheerful. but knowing the medical details isn't part of it.

    Alyce
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure? Last time I was in a hospital, the only who would speak to me and had any answers was the janitor

    Nimitz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as an IT guy at a hospital. My first week I wore a collared shirt and tie. People constantly thought I was a doctor. Our boss advised us to wear t-shirts and generally dress down to prevent that from happening

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plus, there are a lot of different specialties when it comes to doctors. you could be a doctor or a nurse... just not for the specific group you need to talk to.

    #23

    Cup of coffee on airplane tray table, window view, highlighting profession insights. I work at an airport, don't drink the coffee on commercial flights, they don't give us anything to clean the coffee pots, and the water truck is used fill the plane with potable water, isn't cleaned as much as it should be.

    robtk12 , Olena Buzina Report

    Peter Parker
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The taste of a thousand coffees.

    iBlank
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is true for drinking coffee in A LOT of places (airline, office, 7-11, aunt's home, etc.)

    MCA
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t swish the lavatory water. Actually don’t wash your hands in it either.

    Jane Hower
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only get bottles or cans of drinks on the plane, that way you know they are safe.

    Wim Cossement
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't taste the difference: https://www.hko.gov.hk/en/education/weather/weather-and-life/00503-why-does-food-taste-bland-on-airplanes.html

    Uncle Schmickle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee and tea on flights always tastes awful.

    Donna Peluda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a big thing, airline coffee poisoning.

    Just Another Karen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh OK the bad flavor makes sense now

    Rick
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it usually has a burnt flavor.

    Pink kitty
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would explain the taste 😬

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    #24

    Baker icing a cake, showcasing professional techniques not commonly known by the public. No, we don't bake the cakes the same day we sell them. Chances are you've never had a "fresh" baked cake. If you want it to be iced we have to let it cool off.


    Oh and you can't order a custom cake day of, I don't care what its for. It isn't our fault you can't plan things.

    anon , Jordan González Report

    quentariel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People feed customer service incredible sob stories on daily basis. They seem to think having a explanation will do the cake decorating for them, open a closed restaurant kitchen or materialise a wanted item out of the thin air.

    Rinso The Red
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like the assumption is that the only reason people aren't doing what the customer wants is because "they're lazy" or the like. Not self aware enough to realize they created the situation.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made the mistake of frosting a cake before it was cool. Once.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And grocery stores & Walmart don't bake the cakes in house, they come in frozen. I found that when 1 of my kids was little and I went to Winn-Dixie to pick up the cake. I saw the decorator take a couple out of the freezer and I asked about it.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is made in-house at grocery stores anymore. Everything comes frozen. In the case of bread, the dough is thawed and then baked.

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    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good reason to learn to bake. If you never had home baked goods, you really don't know how good they are supposed to taste! I used to bake a lot and hate the stuff you get at the grocery store. (I don't bake anymore because I now live alone and am trying to lose weight! :/ )

    Sue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell. Nothing like a freshly baked cake.

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have a cooling rack in your bakery?!?!

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point they were making is that they can't ice a cake that has not cooled down yet.

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    #25

    Worker in construction pouring cement into a mixer, highlighting a lesser-known aspect of the profession. Cement makes concrete, not the other way around. And it's more complicated than you think it is.

    BobaFett0451 , ritesh arya Report

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just been listening to the Rare Earth podcast about concrete, and learnt that the manufacture necessitates driving carbon dioxide off one of the ingredients (forgotten which), which is why concrete has such a big carbon foot print outside of the other factors like feeling manufacture and distribution. Thankfully they then discussed all the alternatives and it turns out that already enough is known to completely mitigate this by various means - it just requires the will to do so.

    Jane Hower
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a way to 'remember' which is which - alphabetically - e comes before o - therefore c'e'ment makes c'o'ncrete!!

    Ubiquitous
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    8 months ago

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    Can’t be that hard, I’ve seen some builders that look like lobotomised chimps do it

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    #26

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) That industries spend huge amounts of money to keep people addicted to things like gambling, smoking, drinking, and sugar and work to create new addicts once their customers die. I'm looking at you Big Tobacco and Big Sugar....

    Example: Coca-Cola engaged in a major campaign to spread the myth that obesity had more to do with how much you excercise than your diet, to shift the focus away from their products. It worked shockingly well. Many people still believe this.

    koolaid-girl-40 , Kaboompics.com Report

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall "slim" cigarette ads in magazines in the early 90s. They were marketed as a "healthier" option for smoking. That didn't work for too long. The tobacco companies started losing new customers as the public became more and more educated on the dangers of smoking cigarettes. So they invented vapes with higher concentrations of nicotine, and who knows what else, and just told everyone they are a "safer" product because it's now vapor people are breathing in, enticing those who wouldn't have dared touch a cigarette to feel comfortable vaping. These companies are purely evil.

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK tobacco products cannot be advertised and cannot even be displayed in shops, but must be kept in drawers and got out when the customer asks for the brand they want. On the other hand any nicotine product marketed as for cessation can have colourful packaging, be promoted, and be be displayed in shops. So vapes, chewing gum, and all the other nicotine replacement products are still allowing tobacco companies to coin it in >:-(

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    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obesiety absolutely has to do with diet AND exercise. Everything in moderation is okay, but we went from drinking 8oz cokes at the turn onf the last century to these giant "single serving" bottles we have now. The issue with obesity is 95% portion control. Everthing in moderation.

    Jenny
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I physically can't exercise as I have end-stage lung disease, yet I only weigh 104 lbs/47 kg.

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    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped drinking soda when I was nine years old or so. I have had a can maybe thrice since then and I imagine nine-year-old me would be stunned by what thirty-something-year-old me knows about soda now!

    Don't listen to me
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is common here in europe. Soda is not regarded as an adult drink.

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    K Barnes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always remember the stat that something like 80% of all alcohol is sold to alcoholics and the companies know that.

    DaveC
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard more than one fitness expert say in varying ways "You can't outrun your fork."

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    #27

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) Tech support needs descriptions and preferably an exact error message. We are not psychics.

    Nazamroth , Markus Spiske Report

    MotorcycleDoggo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying 'it doesn't work' is not helpful. At all.

    The Darkest Timeline
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it doesn’t work; and I’m paying your salary!

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    Robert T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but we do have some psychic ability. We can tell when it is most likely user error and not a genuine problem by the way you hold the mouse! ;-)

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better still: screenshots.

    Papa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but I've also had my share of instances where I carefully explained the problem, along with the steps I'd taken to attempt to remedy the situation, and the response I got back from IT makes it plain that he or she never read more than the subject line of the email.

    Neb
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they get used to the tickets with no useful information and respond by default, especially if they are busy. I do tell my team to slow down (not IT department, but software), but sometimes life happens.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you still have to deal with total idiots!

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, the error message is usually not even as helpful as the one in the stock photo. "An error occurred." Great, thanks.

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been in IT for over 20 years and while I know a lot more than most computer users, there is a TON of stuff I don't know. We look things up online and/or use A.I. to get solutions sometimes.

    John O'Donnell
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metal box not go whirr, no picies on glass thing.

    MotorcycleDoggo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is significantly better than some things I get told.

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    Dirk Daring
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in IT for 30 years. I've had to explain to way too many people that pointing at your screen does absolutely no good when we're talking on the phone. If I ask you a yes/no question, I can't see you nodding or shaking your head. Again, PHONE CALL.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with mechanics. If it does not 'fail' when they test it, they may have NO idea of the problem. Your car sometimes does not 'throw a code'.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are many problems a car can have, that will not generate a code.

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    #28

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) The left lane isnt "the cruise lane"

    Another one is if an 18 wheeler is creeping past you that doesn't mean "go faster/match their speed" you didnt have an issue when you were going 55 infront of me dont be a d**k because i want to go 60 in front of you.

    Anuttydeku , Pixabay Report

    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal to speed up when you're being passed. At least in Europe.

    Ubiquitous
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe? Is that northern Scotland or one of the greek isles? It’s a big place with lots of different laws

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    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many drivers seem to drive with their subconscious. Zoned out, unaware of relative speeds, just following along. I speed up my truck to overtake, they speed up without even being aware of it.

    Papa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm often mildly frustrated by people who drive 10 mph faster downhill than uphill.

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One that people often forget is trucks need more space to brake in an emergency. You should be more than one car length in front of them. This is such a problem the Australian government produced ads waring about it about 4-5years ago. Also don't over take a turning truck, especially on a roundabout. Another thing they targeted, despite it being written on every tailgate of trucks across Australia.

    Susie Elle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, you drive on the right as much as possible, the left lane is for overtaking or when it's really busy on the roads. It's by no means a cruise lane.

    Nikole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m really surprised this post isn’t filled with people who camp in the left lane because they’re DoiNg tHe sPEeD LiMiT

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    Mgtow Smurf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tailgating is against the law and can cause road rage.

    Mtn Lungta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst place to be on the road is beside a big unit. Doing 105? drop down to 95 for 15 seconds and they are gone. Often flash ty too.

    Mark Buxbaum
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more time: four lanes? Far left lane is #1 lane, used mostly for passing slower cars. Second from the left is #2 lane, for cruising longer distances at above the speed limit (but not insanely fast). #3 lane is for cruising at/near speed limit, and all trucks. #4 lane, farthest right, is also for trucks, and for merging on and off the freeway. If you find yourself blocking traffic, safely move over one lane to the right. Don't be a problem child at 100 MPH or 55 MPH.

    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For countries with traffic on the right, it is forbidden to pass any vehicles on the right side. Staying in the left lane too long will get you a ticket!

    Marnie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, just maybe, they were going 55 because the car in front of them was going 55. But then the car in front had room and was able to speed, or they changed lanes, or exited, so now the car is able to get up to 60. Nothing to do with you. But yeah, I do my best to avoid driving alongside 18 wheelers, so if one is moving to creep past and things open up in front of me, I'll still hang back until the 18w is ahead of me.

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    #29

    Two people having a professional conversation on a sofa, surrounded by plants and decor. Therapy doesn’t work if you don’t go consistently and don’t want to go. Many people complain about their psychologists, but usually you’re not opening up to us. Also please don’t lie down on couches, that’s a freud thing and most of us dislike him.

    Edit: I never meant to say it’s a person with mental illness’s fault if they don’t want to see a psychologist. I was meaning that until we find a way to make you understand how important treatment is, you won’t get the full benefit of it. It is a part of job to make you want to get better.

    12001ants , SHVETS production Report

    Tiffeny Price
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to afford it first

    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wanting to go and not being able to afford it are VERY different things. People always assume that the problem is not wanting to go to therapy or not completing it. But therapy is outrageous costly, it is luxury I won't be never able to afford, no matter how desperately I need it.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found some relief on the website 7cups. They have peer-to-peer live chat groups that are free. It's not a substitute for therapy but it really has helped me at times. There have also been times that it really kinda sucked but overall it's been a net-positive. I recommend checking it out.

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    Paulina
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: therapy is a lot of work, not just unburdening yourself to sympathetic ear. And that work often includes admitting your faults & accepting that you're wrong. It's hard, but worth it.

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you have insurance, and it's covered, it's usually limited to like 5 visits in a year!

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family says I need therapy. They are probably right. Nothing major, but it would help to talk things out I bet. Thing is, I am bored with my own story. I am exhausted even thinking about telling it to someone else. And yeah, the cost is prohibitive in the Bad Young US of A (as opposed to the Good Ol' US of A some people would suggest.)

    Just Another Karen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm a psychologist in brazil. i always tell my patients that therapy is a four hands job. i have to do my job, but they also have to do it. it won't work if you''re only there to tell people you're in therapy

    K Barnes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to both good and bad, but had a hard time finding ones who are worth it. It's as bad as dating. When I have they are worth their weight in gold... which is about what you pay for the services.

    Marnie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy won't work if you're misdiagnosed. Lots of autistic people have suffered due to being misdiagnosed. I was told I was depressed and that's why I never got anything done. It was the reverse. Not getting anything done - mainly due to autism issues - was causing depression. Also, they REALLY need two different terms for depression caused by nothing, and depression caused by circumstances.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be honest. My sister (who is toxic AF) was in therapy for years, but fabricated most of what she told her therapist. For some reason she thought wasting their time was funny.

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an older guy it was always "Man up and deal with it". Also I just couldn't see paying someone to pretend they care about you.

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    #30

    Electrician using pliers to work on wiring in a wall socket. Don't go ahead with DIY electrical repairs or installations at home, if you're not qualified. You're going k**l your family one day! ESPECIALLY DONT GO MAKING NEW PLUG POINTS AND CONNECTING HIGH AMPAGE S**T TO SMALL CABLES. WTF GUYS!?

    obtrae , Ksenia Chernaya Report

    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing my boss at school treated me with contempt for...if it can't be killed, I ain't working on it. I don't care if it IS a little tickle, I do NOT work on live s^^t!

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, he was a terrible electircan then, because I was trained how to properly work on live circuits. Basically, treat eveything like it is live. That's what the Union taught us.

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    Tara L.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does all his own home repairs except electrical lol. He jokes "electricity is magic & I'm not a wizard." 🤣

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shut off the power and replaced all of the outlets. Not that difficult just shove the wires into the right spot, screw them back in, and restart the power. About a year later, I sold the place.

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, got a little tickle from a hot water heater several years ago. So anyway I used to have a little finger. I turned off the water but neglected to cut the power. At least 220 knocks you back.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One issue is that mains electrical work needs to be tested. On the whole, if you're not a professional, you don't have the test gear or the knowledge of how to use it.

    Littlemiss
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    I beg to differ. A lot of electricians these days aren't aware of most of this stuff either. I've seen enough of them that have no idea how you trouble shoot anything, they just cut, jab and hope for the best.

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    GalPalAl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lay person working in construction, I would never consider touching plumbing or electrical projects. Too many factors that can k**l you or can cause expensive repairs after the fact

    Daniele Stewart
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who owned my house before me thought he was a electrician.. I get electrtions in here to fix the mess and always get a wtf. Had to get a new furnace because he had messed with the wiring and the guy couldn't make heads or tails of it. A bunch of light switches that do nothing or the wrong thing.. Just a matter of time till a fire starts really.

    Ilan Elron
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those who habitually do this don't understand your point

    MaxMi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey I bought this thing I can operate my garagedoor/lights/ingbell/whateverelectrical from my ohone, I do I connect it" is the result of a great commercial approach.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replaced my hallway light fixture a couple of years ago. I turned off the breaker and made sure I was connecting the right wires. Other than that I'm not touching electrical.

    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But putting extension cord on extension cord is OK. Like 10 of them on the same outlet is not dangerous.

    Andie Day
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancelled the down vote because I'm pretty sure you were being sarcastic. Rght Sparky?

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    #31

    Oil pumpjack in a field, illustrating a profession detail unknown to the public. Oil well drilling is an industry full of snakes and liars. There are people, known as promoters, who put together drilling programs of one or multiple wells then go and try to get investors to buy into their project. Many of these people are straight, good businessmen. Many of them are crooked and unethical AF. All of them will make money by drilling the well whether the well makes money or not. Promoters put their fees, usually to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars, into the cost of drilling the well, then, more fees for completing it. There are many ways to trick investors by using well logs and and seismic data that have been manipulated.

    Participating in a drilling program where there is no promotion (Everybody who stands to make money from the well is putting money into the drilling/completion) is the best way, although very difficult to get into.

    All promoters should be looked at with a very, very skeptical eye.

    dopavash , Tom Fournier Report

    Al Fun
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will be blood

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say it's a total shock that there's underhand goings on in the oil industry

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was that one Alberta oil sands commercial that aired on TV. There was a lot of, still is, backlash and accusations the oil sands is a vast field of tar, hot mud and oil where there used to be a lush forest. Some lady in the commercial rides in a helicopter, in a very condescending tone, tells the viewers "I see lots of trees here" as they fly over some forest, likely no where near the oil sands.

    K Barnes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I come from, oil country, we also have a HUGE problem with them not actually cleaning up their wells afterwards as legally obligated to and just abandoning them.

    Dave Taylor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me pappy profited BIG TIME off these idiots selling tubing to them......

    MaxMi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all of them are equally happy of renewable energy

    Zaach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **The counter-weight on those 'grasshopper' pumps miss the concrete foundation by about 6 inches - if you hold an empty beer bottle under it, it will break the bottle w/o hurting your hand** I discovered this while drinking near one of those, it was burning off some methane so we had light and it was warmish - this is mid-winter drinking in Montana

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    #32

    Cargo ship navigating the ocean, highlighting often unnoticed shipping industry aspects. Many cargo ships turn off their signal in the ocean for weeks and do a lot of shady stuff...

    butdidyoulive , Alexander Bobrov Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly to circumvent trade embargoes & tariffs. To move stuff from places, to places, they’re not supposed to be moving.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "turn their signal off"? You mean the AIS? Naah, I'm pretty sure this is far from common. All else apart you'd need to physically disconnect it, they don't have on/off switches. And it would be immediately obvious if you did.

    Lazy Panda 2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree Ace. I worked on merchant ships for 15 years. I'm calling BS on this one.

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    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe some do but absolutely not that many as you state

    Jonathan Setter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow why even bother to write that? Because to most people this partial sentence has no obvious meaning. You need to actually explain the concepts you are talking about. What signal? And what are they getting up to?

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I challenge you to substantiate your claim.

    SGH
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. Ship's Captain here. There are 2 systems at play here, AIS which operates on VHF range (line of sight) and LRIT which is satellite based. It is rare that ships switch off AIS, such as transiting high risk areas, lay-up, docking etc. It's glaringly obvious when ships switch them off, and invites questions from flag or coast state administrations if there's no sound reason for doing so.

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    #33

    Person focused on artwork in a studio setting, surrounded by art supplies, illustrating a profession's hidden details. How unethical speculation artwork is and how it’s really only regulated to the artistic profession.

    One of the bigger issues is that many young designers are lured into these contests.

    Speculative artwork is when a company holds a contest to design or create artwork in exchange for a prize. Only the winner gets the prize, the rest of the entries who did the same work get nothing.

    I cannot solicit the local pizza places to make their finest pizzas for me and then choose only one to pay.

    SaintPaddy , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the artist does enter these on their own accord. No one is tricked into doing free work. Some artists use the contest to get their work and abilities noticed. Some do it out of the thrill of competition. But if you're the type who will only create something for money, then a contest would not be for you. I wouldn't even say becoming an artist is the best thing for you with that mindset. I do tons more practice pieces than sellable pieces, all using my own tools and materials I pay for. It's also like saying a hobby isn't worth investing time and money in if you're not using it like a business. Not everyone shares the same sentiment.

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the artist, especially newer, more naive artists, will enter those, the same as amateur poets enter scams that offer to print their winning poem. It is the business offering the scam that has the fault, not the eager artists.

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's only a bad thing if they then use the losers' work at a later date

    Tostones
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really the issue. Contest fine print often gives the contest ownership of ALL work and they can and do steal from artists this way.

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    Susie Elle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't that kinda the point of a contest? You do the work with the risk of having no return on it? Nobody's getting tricked, especially if they knew up front what the rules were. It's dirty because you're essentially organizing a non-lethal battle royale, but it's still just the way a contest works.

    Tom Brincefield
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rules for these kinds of "contests" invariably say that all entries become the property of the company running the contest. So after they payoff the winner, they can use any and all of the entries with no further compensation, plus the artists can't use their work for anything else.

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    keyboardtek
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the music industry, keyboard players who compose soundtracks on their computer are offering to score low budget films for free just to break into the film scoring business and get noticed.

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago

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    No one is forcing these people to participate.

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    #34

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) I am a web designer. People need to lay off the center alignment. 8/10 times, stuff looks way better left aligned (if you're from a country that reads text left to right) than center aligned. This applies across websites, powerpoints, business cards, posters, everything.

    You can tell right away that something has been designed by an amateur if everything is center aligned.

    Anzyanz , Tranmautritam Report

    Sam Lombardo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Webdesigner here. Can approve. There are studies that show, that centered text is far less readable. Nonetheless my customers always want it and even design agencies do it all the time.

    Alyce
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's white space balance. Center alignment has even white space, while left or right aligned tend to look 'heavy' on that side. It's just aesthetics

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Song lyrics work better for me centered but really that's it.

    Kat Alison
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Editor here, and I agree. I once had a boss who insisted on justified alignment. It makes a document so ugly.

    #35

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) That when referring to the race of a black person as a physical descriptor you do in fact default to the word “black”. African American is only used when you are certain that that person is American and their ancestry does in fact go back to Africa, rather than say Jamaica, Haiti, etc.

    powderedtoastsupreme , Arianna Jadé Report

    Mabelbabel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got abused on here for referring to the MOBO awards. In the UK, we have an annual Music Of Black Origin award ceremony-its what the award is called. Black and Black British are the commonly used descriptor if you're stating a person's origin/ethnicity. But no, "Black" is pejorative and I should have said "Music of African American Origin (even though they are British) awards.

    Mel in Georgia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, that's ridiculous!

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    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember an actor being interviewed. The interviewer kept referring to the actor as African American, and the actor said "I'm not any kind of American. I'm black British."

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was the actor that was in the newer Star Wars films. I forget his name (I'm rubbish at actors names)

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if you called a black person in my country African American they'd be confused, as they are Brazilian. But their ancestry likely goes back to Africa at some point, no? Although it's likely that they have European ancestors as well. Or even indigenous and Asian ancestors, Brazil being what it is.

    The Goo King
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has African ancestors at some point!

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    Novlette Williams
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am black from Jamaica. If you called me African American I would s l a p you silly.

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think using the word "black" is fine, as I have no problem with people referring to me as that "white dude." Neither description is hue-accurate, but people know what is meant.

    Jonathan Setter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pmsl... dude, did you realise the blacks in Jamaica, Haiti, etc came from Africa the same way the American ones did?

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, but Jamacians and Haitians have African ancestry...

    Dragons Exist
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once witnessed someone arguing that Cleopatra was African American

    DeoManus Argentem
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, I had a white coworker tell me I knew the girl who was promoted, "she's African!" (Woman did indeed have very dark skin, was born in Ethiopia) I was like, "uhh, like Michel?" (Michel also had very dark skin, was born in Haiti) and she was like, "Michel's not African, he's black!" SMH, I told Michel and he just laughed.

    Anne Young
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. Usually children aren't promoted. So that's pretty offensive.

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    Emilu
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I normally go by hair colour/style. Eg: that woman over there with the dark, curly hair. Don’t care if it makes it harder to tell who I mean. Signed, an Asian who often gets called “that Chinese girl”. They usually get something to the effect of“ni hao! … I’m not Chinese.” 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    #36

    Person in a car at night with green light, hinting at professional insights unknown to the public. The cigarette smoke and smell will stick to all the textiles in your car, its as if either people dont know or just dont care, its nasty.

    anon , Ron Lach Report

    Dar Mal
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funnily enough, the people who complain about cigarette smell never mention weed

    Erica J
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My so-called-dad smokes, smells like it, and will lie to your face about it. He even tells doctors he doesn't smoke. We're all "How stupid can you possiblity be? You SMELL like an ashtray!"

    Zaach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicotine builds up on the inside of cars, little kids touch everything and then their mouths - do not smoke in the car (or at all)

    Be_ Heard
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone has kids. Geez I'll smoke if i want to

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    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam Savage ( of "Mythbusters" ) said that one of his worst experiences making the show was when the car they used for the myth about how to escape when your car goes into a river/lake turned out to have been driven by a smoker. He said the water washed out years of smoke residue, so opening his eyes underwater burned like crazy, and when it got in his mouth, it tasted horrible.

    BookFanatic
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigarette smoke sticks to everything. I borrowed a friend's shirt for work and ended up having to wash it first because it reeked of her husband's ciggies.

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend whose parents smoked in the house. When I'd come home from spending the night there even my hair would stink!

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    K Barnes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend's mom smokes heavily and wouldn't let us unroll the windows when she smoked in the car when we were kids. If it was a super hot summer day (no a/c) we could open one window about an inch. I'm still salty about it, it was overwhelmingly disgusting and made me so uncomfortable that I asked my parents to not let her drive me around. I remember when we helped her repaint her place in my teens and saw how YELLOW the walls were by comparison- it was wild.

    Daveygravey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realised how bad cigarette smoke smells until i gave it up..

    dev mehta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For more information, watch 'Seinfeld' episode 4-12

    Shannanigans
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are inevitably the people delivering my food.

    Janet C
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigarette smoke sticks to everything and it is NASTY. Once didn't buy a house because it stunk so bad. It's almost impossible to get all of it out.

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    #37

    Person holding a pill and a glass of water, highlighting a common profession-related task unknown to the public. That antibiotics don't do anything against viruses. Every time I hear someone say they're going to take antibiotics for their cold it seems so stupid to me.

    Oh also, I heard someone say "when you have down syndrome, it's probably because your parents were relatives" which is so w r o n g.
    (The only factor that affects the chances of a child suffering from down syndrome is the mother's age.)

    I also heard someone say that for humans most genetic disorders are due to the lack of chromosomes. That, again, is wrong, there is only one case of people who lack a chromosome and still survive.

    evi_idk , JESHOOTS.com Report

    sfgothgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The only factor that affects the chances of a child suffering from down syndrome is the mother's age". Sauce? Cuz I musta missed that day in midwife school. (And yes, age of father is a correlating factor.)

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! No one cares to mention that older fathers are more likely to conceive children with difficulties/challenges. All society cares about is blaming mothers. Oh, and I think you meant 'source?' but the misspelling did amusingly confuse me for a moment.

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    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second one - not true. Increased paternal age also correlates with Down syndrome.

    Alexia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as we are still struggling to understand the subtleties of genetics, it's too early to say: "the ONLY factor that affects the chances of a child suffering from x is.....".

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The risk of birth defects DO in fact double for mothers over 35 or 40 or something. They rise from about 1 in 1000 to 2 in 1000 (I am fudging these numbers, but when people say the risks DOUBLE, it is correct, but we are doubling very small numbers here.)

    Mel in Georgia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people don't understand statistics!

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    Foxglove🇮🇪
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has Down syndrome - while I was 40 when he was born, I know many women who had children with DS in their 20s.

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drs need to prescribe more placebos. Antibiotic resistance has had a few near misses, we've luckily found some new ones. Stop giving them to cattle too.

    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Older parents, especially older fathers, are more likely to have children who have Down syndrome, etc. That’s it; they have no control over whether their children will have Down syndrome or other disabilities otherwise, either!

    Mabelbabel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turner syndrome is a condition where a person (always female) is missing a whole chromosome-they only have one X instead of the usual pair. Most other genetic disorders are caused either by gaining a chromosome (like trisomy 21-Down syndrome, or trisomy 18-Edwards syndrome), or by gaining or losing variable lengths of bits of chromosomes from either the long arm or the short arm of a particular chromosome. And then there's the single gene mutations, where just one gene is abnormal. Whole genome sequencing is now becoming standard to look at genetic disorders, and we are a long way off understanding it all just yet.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the condition be called Down's syndrome ? If using Down syndrome it still should use the capital D, as it's named after the discoverer, Dr. Down.

    Anony Mouse
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why do doctors keep pushing them on us “ just in case”?

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    #38

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) 911 is not some magic cloud in the sky that automatically knows where you are or where the emergency is.

    I need you to tell me where you are. That means YOU need to know where you are. Yes, cell phone technology is great but it doesn't always get it right or it takes a minute or more to get it.

    If you call 911 because someone who is not near or with you told you to call (like your dad is having chest pain in Alabama and you are in Oklahoma) calling 911 will get you 911 where you are. I cannot transfer you out of state. You will need the 10 digit non-emergency number to the agency local to the emergency. It is always best if the person having the emergency calls 911.

    Answer the questions the 911 dispatcher asks. It is not delaying help. The help is on the way as soon as we have an address. Do not hang up until you are told to do so.

    wantahippo4christmas , MART PRODUCTION Report

    GenuineJen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an app called what3words that might be helpful if you find yourself in a situation where you don't know where you are need to provide a very specific location. It will give you three specific words that mark your exact location that you can share with others and they will be able to pinpoint where you are based on those words. I've never had to use it in an emergency situation so I can't say how well it works, but I've used it with family and it's worked great.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most emergency call centers in the US have what3words integrated into their systems so they can decode the words and basically translate them into directions for first-responders. But there are still some call centers that don't have it so don't be 100% reliant that it will work wherever you go.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The surprising thing here is that an operator can't transfer you out of state. It kind of negates the point of having a universal emergency number.

    winterwidow87
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep i had to explain this to my dad when he called an ambulance because i fainted. He kept complaining about "those dûmb operators on the phone who kept asking dûmb questions instead of sending help". They need to know where you are and what type of emergency it is, they're not wizards. In my case they asked him questions to understand the severity of the situation because i lost consciousness, but i was still breathing and my heart was still beating. If that wasn't the case they would have sent a doctor with the ambulance, but i just fainted because i was dehydrated and had a high fever so that wasn't necessary. Always answer their questions, they are meant to get you the help you need as soon as possible.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time before mobile phones when landlines were the only ways to make a call. Even to 911. These landlines were at specific addresses which were known by most everyone, as they were published in white pages delivered to every home. 911 centers had computer access to the addresses so when someone would call, they’d know precisely from where. I think it’s a carryover from this time pre-1997 that causes some people to think 911 knows where the call is coming from.

    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh, I hate in dramas when all you get is someone screeching into a phone "just get here!!!" Well that'll help them know whether they need the paediatric bag, whether to get off the ambulance with the defibrillator in hand, etc. Those questions are for a reason, so that the paramedics don't need to waste time when they arrive. I know time is tight and the plot line needs to keep moving, but it does rather badly train viewers in how it all works.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you find yourself in a situation where you really don't know where you are?

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will ask you what you can see and may get you to walk a little way to find street signs etc. If you are truly in the middle of nowhere because you were bushwalking or something, they will use your description and connect with helicopters. If you call in a car accident on a highway, you will be asked which exit or overpass you just passed which can be a problem because many drivers will zone out and not know. They will likely (hopefully) get multiple calls though and get enough info from the combined data to be more accurate.

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    Binky Melnik
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The help is on the way as soon as we have an address”: I only learned this in December when my close friend laid dying in the floor. I’d become agitated because I didn’t have a good connection to 911 and felt a lot of the questions they were asking me were wasting time while he laid there dying as he wasn’t breathing. Thank cow 911 operators are trained in being calm and calming the caller; she told me that help was already on the way, that help wasn’t delayed because of all the questions, and that helped calm my increasing hysteria. I think it'd help callers enormously if we were told as soon as help was dispatched; this was my first time hearing this and I just turned 65. Thinking back, sooo many calls would have gone better had I known this as soon as it happened!

    Marnie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Answer the questions the 911 dispatcher asks. It is not delaying help." THEN THEY NEED TO SAY THAT HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE ASKING ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS. This pisses me off so much. It's so f*****g obvious that you need to do that.

    Lazy Panda 2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help might not be on the way. They need to know where to send help, if help is really needed, how urgent that help is compared to other cases and the paramedics available. Yes, having someone knocked off their bike with a broken leg is horrible. But if all paramedics are attending scenes where their presence makes a difference between someone living or dieing, they're not going to send help immediately.

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    Poppy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK for 999 calls if someone calls from London they will get through to London Ambulance but if it's for a patient in the North East in Newcastle, we have the facility to pass all the necessary information from London to North East Ambulance Service without the caller having to do anything. I agree with the rest though, help us to help you, know where you are, use What3Words if you have it, we have to ask questions to triage the call to get the most appropriate care to the patient and you arguing and complaining is just delaying that help. Kids are the best callers, they listen, answer the questions and will do what you instruct them to do.

    CD King
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there is a lot that people don’t know about 911. It needs to be addressed in school at a young age.

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    #39

    “What's Something Obvious Within Your Profession That The General Public Is Unaware Of?” (40 Answers) People tend to think that lawyers are expensive, so they don’t involve one in drafting contracts. When s**t inevitably hits the fan, they suddenly NEED a lawyer and have to pay 10.000s€ to fix the problem, where a measly 500€ would have gotten them an airtight deal if they hired us in the first place to draft that f*****g thing.
    Plus, if we f**k up, we have insurance for that, that covers up to 100.000.000€ in damages, and we aren’t even a big firm.

    anon , August de Richelieu Report

    Sue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that they can advertise, maybe it would be good to post prices?

    Janet C
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a "friend" who was too cheap to pay the €200 local lawyer fee to draft a rental contract for a tenant moving into a house she owned. Tenant turned into a squatter and stopped paying rent. With no contract my friend could do nothing. Ended up costing them THOUSANDS in lost rental fees instead of the €200 she could have paid.

    Richienotsorich
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe that by being 'whatever' American, rather than just American isn't helping with racism and segregation in the country. It's almost tribal now. Why is St Patrick's day celebrated yet Republic Day (Italy) isn't? Why call yourself a particular race when you've probably never set foot in that country or continent?!

    #40

    Professional writing notes at desk in an office with bookshelves, highlighting an unaware aspect of his profession. Lawyers write a lot (like a LOT) of stuff down that *probably* wouldn’t actually work in court. It’s just written down to discourage people from going to court (or hiring a lawyer to start a dispute) in the first place.

    Looking at you “opening this envelope binds you to all terms and conditions” and other such shenanigans.

    MeowSchwitzInThere , August de Richelieu Report

    Surly Scot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked for 9 lawyers. They don't write much of anything down except drafting complicated pleadings or briefs. They chat about cases, dictate to staff what they want done, and on occassion write out a bunch of paragraphs on an email along with "put this into a pleading for X case and file it". Sometimes long emails are written to clients/insurance adjusters explaining case strategy or events, otherwise, they do a lot of talking and avoiding being in the office.

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you aware of how many different types of lawyers there are? Did you only work for one kind of law practice? Because you're talking out of your butt. What about non-profit council? Environmental lawyers? Patent lawyers? The list goes on. Sounds like you worked for Greenberg and Betterman - or other similar ambulance chasers.

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    Sue User
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seens to be some confusion. The post should say " corporate legal departments" rather than lawyers.

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do they write this? I have few (well, none, actually) interactions with lawyers and I don't know what this is in reference to. Any lawyers out there?

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An example is when you buy new appliances and the documentation is in a sealed envelope. Usually there will be a legalese page telling you that opening the envelope binds you to certain agreements and that issues must be hashed out in arbitration in specific jurisdictions instead of filing a civil suit.

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    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live? In decent countries, this does not happen!

    Jonathan Setter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the whole computer industry thing of "warranty void if opened thing", Just, NO. If you open the computer and break something, that breakage is not covered by warranty. But the unit is covered by warranty still, and once the breakage is fixed it will be back under warranty. They cannot abrogate their warranty responsibilities with a "void if removed" sticker, no matter how much they try to convince you.

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many lawyers have a 'no win, no fee' policy so they just don't take a case if they don't think it will win in court. I doubt that they write much down until after they have decided to take the case.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is the same for all those forms and policies workplaces expect employees to sign. I've checked out some of the policies of my old job and how they aligned with the employment standards laws. My my, there was a lot of legal toe of the lines and some overstepping they took.

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    #41

    Large construction projects will be delayed, and no we can not control it. Nine times out of ten the engineering for it is not finished when we break ground, and the thought process that 20+ subcontractors can work independently but still together and hit every date that you’ve squeezed down to save every last minute is ludacris. It will be completed about one to two months after your “target” date, however, if you try to get in our way and tell us how to do the job your paying us to do I’ve seen it push projects out 6 months before.

    AlabamaPajamas Report

    Pedro Cabral
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ludicrous is the word you want. Ludacris is a rapper.

    Cee Cee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it most certainly come in way over budget. Watched some contractors outside my office for months. Very noisy then one day silence. They'd forgotten to order diesel. Incompetent, missed the deadline and of course much more expensive than originally stated. Hey not to worry the local residents funded it through council tax.

    Sue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The contractors also lie in bids in order to get the contract.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorites is the CEO who decides, "well, construction is scheduled to be done on Friday, so let's schedule move-in - and a board meeting! - for Monday." I've had this happen on many projects.

    Dar Mal
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could keep my job if I were incompetent....

    Johnnynatfan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in construction and this is pretty spot on. Add to it that things ALWAYS go wrong on projects that cant be planned for and you get more delays.

    Surly Scot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching Grand Designs is a great education in this.

    #42

    The little toss a delivery driver does to put your package on your porch is the best it's been handled on its way to you... It's been thrown. It's been stepped on. It's been dropped. It's gone through dozens of conveyor belts. It might have fallen apart and put back in the box and taped back up. If the box is smashed but the product is fine then the box did its job. Don't get mad at us for dropping it 3 inches down to your porch. It'll be okay.

    -EmmiD Report

    sdorph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And fragile stickers don't do a thing, when your loading a lot of items quickly you've already thrown the box before you see any sticker on it.

    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More specifically, don't do a really half-@$$ job of packing something important and expect to make up for it by putting LOTS of "Fragile" stickers on it. Working at UPS I've seen this SO many times.

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    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still is wrong to not handle other people's stuff with care.

    Littlemiss
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 inches? I've had packages thrown 3 metres on the front step from the driveway. I'm talking boxes, not tiny packages.

    Fabulous chocolate cookie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well based on how damaged their busses are (especially from DHL) and the fact I see them driving with their doors open on a daily basis, it wouldn't surprise me if they still break it. Not to mention leaving boxes outside for anyone to grab when the person ain't home. But yeah the problem is on both sides. The deliverer is being underpaid a lot by their bosses, and they themselves drive like idiots thanks to the tight schedules.

    iBlank
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't get mad at me because everyone else does it?

    Jenny Barton
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a server box delivered and it had been run over. There were track marks on the box

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dear delivery driver, the vet could do that with your cat, too. And, would you appreciate that? Handling someone else's possession with care is not just about physics, it's also about good customer service.

    James016
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Courier speed holes are a thing

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    #43

    Just because Amazon can get you something in 24 hours doesnt mean I can.

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more than happy for it to take longer if it means avoiding Amazon. With very few exceptions do I ever need next day delivery anyway.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered something from Uline that showed up about 16 hours after I placed the order. It was so fast, I felt like it was dangerous. I need a little between delay between expectation and gratification or I'm going to want everything delivered that fast.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just FYI, Uline's founders are very large donors to election deniers and other right-wing candidates and causes.

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    Al Fun
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    8 months ago

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    Another argument for Amazon

    #44

    Woman in a supermarket selecting oranges while wearing a mask, highlighting an obvious aspect of her profession. There is NO such thing as a GMO free food. Selective breeding by it's very nature means that everything you eat has been genetically modified to look and taste and give a better yield compared to the wild varieties. The only difference is that GMO in a lab is more precise and faster in the results than selective breeding.
    Also please please be skeptical/cynical when you see organic or GMO free. Often the label is put there so the price can be hiked up.

    anon , Anna Shvets Report

    Mark Alexander
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selective breeding is not the same as genetic modification. Selective breeding is grafting similar citrus trees together. Genetic modification is like having a salmon f**k an an avacado. The first could happen naturally. The latter is fraught with unintended consequences.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a retired horticulturalist and find the argument that selective breeding is GMO very annoying and erroneous.

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    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the label is put there when it has been certified. At least that's how it works in developed countries.

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people who are "against" GMOs have no idea what it even stands for. Unless you grew it yourself everything you buy to eat has been modified in some way.

    Vincent Bevort
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, the writer does not understand what GMO (genetic modification) stands for. It is changing the DNA in a LAB.

    Rinso The Red
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The only difference is that GMO in a lab is more precise and faster in the results than selective breeding."

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    #45

    Most military arent taught truly how to fight. Or how to shoot great. We train them to be passable to standards, which are generally higher than the general public, but its not that much higher.

    Military grade imo has more to do with swap ability and long lasting (in the heat of the moment) than longevity. I always say military trucks wont break as long as they are running. Once they turn off, they fall apart. But they are pretty standardized and parts are generally easy to swap.

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    Lost Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military grade is who can give us the most for the cheapest. It doesn't matter about quality as long as it gets the job done. Don't worry, you'll be back fixing it again with more military grade replacement parts two months from now XD

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I would ask what you mean about how to fight or shoot. I wasn't taught martial arts, but I was trained in several rifles. I was an officer, and I spent a LOT of time studying combat strategy and military history. And I wasn't even in a combat role.

    Boredandsomea
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why spend to much money on teaching cannon fodder.

    Bi.Felicia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not so sure about not being trained to fight or shoot great. When I was going through US Marine Corps boot camp, we were taught martial arts and had to qualify on the rifle range from 500 yards. All Marines are first and foremost rifleman and our basic training is 13 weeks long. The other branches have anywhere from 7-10 weeks of basic training. The longer training makes a difference.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "military grade" is a term that began when corporations started making products for the general public disposable in order to make more money. Now it's just a marketing term to make it sound like a product is more durable

    Sue
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most are just cannon fodder for the rich anyway.

    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew would disagree with you about that

    #46

    Times Square billboards at night displaying various advertisements. I work in Ad Sales/Marketing.

    The amount of advertising you see every day but don't realise. There's a massive industry working to get you to buy specific things with subtle advertising that you're not gonna notice unless it's pointed out and they're getting better and better at it.

    Kilen13 , Marcus Herzberg Report

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah. The joke's on them. I don't watch TV with adverts. I browse the Web with adblockers. There's only one radio station in my life and that's BBC Radio 4 - no commercial adverts (annoying adverts for BBC stuff, though...). Roadside billboards? Seriously, a lot of them make no sense to me at all - they seem to be referring to other advertising stuff I'm supposed to know about, only I don't. Either that, or they're selling stuff that I'm absolutely 100% not interested in.

    Sue
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's noticeable when I can't read an article for all the ads.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno who the hell that works on, but I buy what I buy and advertising has nothing to do with it. PS: I don't consume a lot.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm completely numb to ads. We did advertisement analysis in English Comprehensive Focus, High School, where we broke down all the ways marketers try to manipulate people. Some brand labels are just nice to look at because of their artistry. I can appreciate an entertaining commercial, too. Doesn't mean I'm going to switch to that product. Some products I'll try just to see if it's worth the hype. Usually it's so over exaggerated in commercials, however unnecessarily, as the product is still good, but doesn't perform as magically as the advertisers make it out to be. Sometimes the product ends up being a p**s take. For ex. in Vim commercials, it makes it appear Vim cleans everything and leaves a lustrous shine. What they don't show is that the cream cleaner leaves a grit, and the pretty, turquoise Vim gel for floor cleaning needs to be rinsed. Mr. Clean, or the store brand version, doesn't need rinsing. People will be swayed to buy the product that doesn't need the extra steps.

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So advertising told you that you need special products to clean specific surfaces.

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    XenoMurph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the people thinking advertising doesn't work on them. You think companies spend so many billions on advertising without any effect? Or somehow you are "special"? No, it works on you just the same as anyone else. Your subconscious works just the same as all those other people around you.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be the first time that whole companies fall for snake oil, though. Look, sure, if I'm thinking about buying a car, an ad may work. But in last 54 years, despite all the ads, I didn't buy one. Nor makeyp. Not even the expensive coffee (and still my cups weren't half full - hello, fellow old Germans!). I don't doubt that it can work, but one needs to have the lifestyle to be even remotely interested in these products. And with ads being such a pest, most of the time all I get is a latent anger at the company.

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    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds may work... But I still can't afford anything beyond basics and I do t care about brand.. but I take whatever it is cheaper, because rice is rice and milk is milk and as long as I'm not hungry can't care less about adds and brands and stuff

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    #47

    Being an attorney involves tons of reading, writing, research, and very little of your time overall is spent in a courtroom.

    You spend more time doing discovery (i.e. fact-finding), interviewing witnesses, preparing for and conducting depositions, and reviewing tons of documents that often have no relevance to the actual case you're working on.

    Worst career choice ever.

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    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was an Intellectual Property lawyer. He only went to court a handful of times in his 50 year career. Fun fact: he wrote the original patent for Mucinex. :) Also, most IP lawyers are also scientists. My dad is a chemist.

    #48

    We don't care that you're picking up the heaviest weights or even don't know what you're doing, we're here to help you and we respect the effort and commitment you're putting in towards improving yourself at the gym. Besides everyone has to start somewhere.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of which, if you drop weights at the gym, people will resent it.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a point of etiquette, which nobody is born knowing.

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    #49

    Glassblowing process with hot molten glass, showcasing a professional skill often unknown to the general public. 1000 degree glass and room temp glass look the same. Put the hot end down facing AWAY from you.

    blueshiftglass , Pixabay Report

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1000°C is glowing bright orange. 1000°F (538°C) is just about visibly red hot if it's dark - but will still burn you horribly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_heat

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct, but the wiki page is for ferrous metal whereas glass should be considered a (slightly red-shifted) black body.

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    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a glass factory once when I was younger. I have never had as much respect as I do for people who work with molten glass. That is so frightening to me.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will absolutely remember that the next time I'm blowing glass, thanks!

    #50

    I'm an esthetician so I see a lot of bad things in regards to skin care.

    I would say pore strips is probably the biggest thing people are unaware of.

    They don't remove blackheads and even if they did they don't come with anything to keep the follicles clean. They're removing sebaceous filaments.

    They do more harm than good. If you want to remove blackheads by yourself buy an ultrasonic blade for $30+ on Amazon and some sort of post extraction solution to keep the follicles clean.

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    JenniB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pore strips can and likely will cause capillaries to break on your nose and that is damage that can not be reversed without lasers or painful injections...

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried a pore strip once and was so grossed out by the resulting nose-wax porcupine that I still shudder at the thought. Ignorance was bliss!

    Pencil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can buy an ultrasonic blade NOT on Amazon. [If everyone could please just stop saying to buy things on Amazon specifically. They're not paying you to advertise for them, you don't have to do it for free.]

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but you're not allowed to gatekeep where people shop. Live your life how you want to but you don't get to tell others where they should or shouldn't buy stuff. Or talk about it.

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    #51

    The 10's of thousands of dollars you have to spend on dirt for your home's foundation is NOT where you want to start cutting corners.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if you did, you'd have an octagonal house.

    Papa
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked building homes for a few years. Don't skimp on the foundation or the roof. You can get by with some in other locations, but not those two.

    #52

    I sell used car parts. There is no such thing as "the wheel that comes with my car." There are a dozen or more styles and sizes of wheels that any given vehicle can come equipped with straight off the dealerships lot. You need to know the size of the wheel and be able to describe the appearance of it if you want me to try and find you the wheel that matches your other three.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy used car and motorbike parts and use owners clubs websites if I'm in doubt. I also take pictures of the part I'm going to replace.

    Surly Scot
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My education in tires came from trying to find a 9.5x16.5 load bearing D tire to restore a 1976 Ford E350 Econoline 1tonne van. They haven't made those tires in 20yrs, that was a heck of an adventure.

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    #53

    Apparently nobody knows that you should reset your computer before calling tech support.

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people do, therefore they aren't calling tech support because it works :)

    #54

    Cooling tower emitting steam at a power plant, illustrating an overlooked aspect of professional knowledge in energy sectors. A nuclear reactor going critical doesn't mean it exploded or anything bad. It simply means it is self sustaining.

    totalmike , JORGE CUBELLS Report

    YDNinja
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a self-sustaining nuclear reaction not something bad?

    SkyyCaramba
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to be able to stop it, if something goes wrong (I think,not an expert)

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    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical vs common definitions. I went critical over not getting the B in a BLT once but there was no fallout. And I got bacon. Win-win!

    #55

    Someone’s bare hands have touched your food.

    Sorry to break it to you. Restaurants ain’t all that.

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    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, people seem to think food is only safe if people wear gloves. Personally I believe that people wash their hands more when not wearing gloves. Although dumb asses who don't wash their hands after using the toilet can cause an outbreak.

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people are dumb. Wearing gloves results in more cross-contamination, than you'd imagine. Obviously .....

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, yes, and?

    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if it was feet I might be worried

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    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr - this is a shock to you why? As long as they are washed, you don't get much better. I do not want my food being prepared by people wearing gloves because they don't get the sensation prompts to wash their hands in between different tasks and they sure as s.h.i.t. aren't changing their gloves that regularly.

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    #56

    Professionals in a meeting, discussing industry insights, with documents and a laptop on the table. Making changes to any mass produced product takes years of planning, designing, planning, training, planning, testing, and more planning before it can be released to the public.

    People that want all new (and I mean major brand new stuff, not just a slightly tweaked version of the old) cars or phones or whatever RIGHT NOW THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR 5 YEARS WHY DON'T I HAVE TWELVE IN MY POCKET FOR A DOLLAR YET have no comprehension of the massive cost in time, materials, and man-hours (yes, that's a different metric from time) that goes into new product development and has to be recovered within a certain period of time from product launch otherwise there will be no money for the next big new thing ...

    anon , RDNE Stock project Report

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stop planned obsolescence, and most of us will hang on to our old stuff for à good while.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the same cell phone for 11 years now. Of course it's not an Apple product - it's Samsung. :)

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    iBlank
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spend WAY more time complaining products I can no longer get because the latest and "greatest" replaced it. Except that I thought everyone would have jetpacks by now... WHERE IS MY JETPACK?!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! I find things I want that are no longer made on sites like Ebay or Mercari. And it's not always used stuff either. Sometimes it's surplus being sold off or an item someone bought and never used. I've had a lot of success that way.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they put the same amount of scheming--er, planning, design, training, and testing into planned obsolescence, too?

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet somehow, they can still leave a typo for me to find.

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    #57

    A software developer can't fix your d**n phone, uncle.

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    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the family has asked multiple times.

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    Steve Kadner
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a previous post: Turn it off and back on, Uncle!

    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want to know what kind of phone that was. Never seen a model that will force censoring.

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    #58

    In public auditing (where a company pays you to audit them, not an IRS personal audit), we have a 'materiality' threshold that's based on revenues, assets, etc. and if you're a very large company, that number could be say...$450M. In other words, you can be off $449M on your financial statements, and we don't care.

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    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the same in the IRS. If auditing a given tax return wouldn't make a $500 difference in the tax, my manager would just send it back to headquarters unaudited.

    #59

    A*******n issues and substance abuse runs rampant in the food service industry! Especially the kitchen.

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    winterwidow87
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry i know this is serious but my dûmb brain couldn't figure what the censored word was and got fixated on "Australian" for some reason. The word is addictiön.

    PunnyPanda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP's censorship is completely ridiculous at this point.

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    Shannanigans
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without a doubt. My brother's easy access to alcohol has been a big issue. It's everywhere. I also worked in a museum with cameras in an alley. I saw a beautiful young girl chug a bottle of vodka before walking in to her job at the taco place next door. I called pretending I was someone who just ate there and told her what I saw. I pray it was a wakeup call.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is addic tion censored?! Its not a bad word! Jesus Christ!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the hotel industry too - which is similar. I worked at a luxury hotel when I was younger and there was some WILD stuff going on there. I have stories for days. :)

    Dirk Daring
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for protecting us from the context, BP.

    Shannon Murdock
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain for an uncensored view of kitchen culture.

    Sue Gun-Ross
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post office in the US as well.

    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, yes, I’ve known enough people who work in food service or have worked in the industry to know that this is true.

    Nikki Private Citizen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Head Chef I used to work with had the best pot...so I heard.

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    #60

    Professional presenting to an audience, highlighting an overlooked aspect of their profession. Professors have NO formal training on how to teach/educate.

    growup_andblowaway , fauxels Report

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine all did, but that's because I did a teaching degree lol

    Vincent Bevort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live? Where I live, they have to attend mandatory education for being allowed to teach in whatever form the area demands. And I said “Education” not “training” there is a difference!

    JJ
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the university. While professors might not be specifically trained, their teaching abilities should be tested before. At my university a committee is formed to choose candidates, have conversations before, test their teaching abilities in a real group of students, test them again after they started teaching. Additionally students evaluate (sort of grade) every course and teacher at the end of the term. This is a standard procedure in Germany, if universities want to be accredited.

    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely not true. I work in a similar capacity and we do have to have highly specialized training.

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true as most insitutions require their own training expecially with retention.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I was present during the first wave of "all GRAs have to teach a minimum of a semester class." This was a well-planned and delivered grad course at UIUC in Champaign, USA (circa 1990). We learned instructional technique, information design, good use of media, how to design tests, etc.. FWIW, it was valuable and I've drawn on it countless times.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I've written that, I think the class I took was designed by previous generations to address what was missing in their teachers. And so it goes.

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    ScootyPuffJr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adjunct professors, sure. But not the others where I'm at.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American universities value professors on publication in professional journals and the ability to sucessfully apply for research grants. (Both those activities are aided by good articulation skills, so those priorities can improve teaching indirectly.)

    Thorsten Massow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, to become a university professor you have to be good in your field of science. And if this science is not education, you most likely won't have had any teaching skills...

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