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You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies

What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!

Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!

More info: shitexpress.com

They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!

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I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?

AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.

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GlynisLailann 10 years ago

Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

30points

KamalSIMOU 10 years ago

right, but the other side is bright too :D

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AngelicaNazario 10 years ago

Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

11points

satia lynch 8 years ago

U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)

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satia lynch 8 years ago

Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)

0points

21rachel.hill 10 years ago

u do not like kim kardashian? me either :D

0points

DeniseClemons 10 years ago

This is a great service to all mankind....

4points

Jasmin 10 years ago

Wouldn't it be great if all you had to do to make people nicer human beings was to send them some horse poo. I would buy my own horse :-)

3points

Annie 9 years ago

This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close

1point

Annie 9 years ago

I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.

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byherzog 10 years ago

Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman was hiring Mexican kids to smear the inside of houses with poo, and yelling at them in Spanish?

1point

DarrenMorrell 10 years ago

They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting

1point

electronicmusicnow 10 years ago

niceeeeeeee

1point

adiana 10 years ago

I love this idea, I think its genius! I wish I thought of it myself!

1point

Storm༻ ༺Clouds 5 months ago

It's NOT free. It's $16.95

0points

Rebecca Willingham 6 years ago

How do you do this I really want to do this

0points

Dan Dawson 6 years ago

Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously

0points

Jo Casey 6 years ago

The perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps, administration and house and senate republicans! ❤️💩❤️

0points

Jo Casey 6 years ago

Perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps!

0points

satia lynch 8 years ago

Heres kims address

0points

satia lynch 8 years ago

Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA

0points

SavannahWinn 9 years ago

YES!!!!

0points

SelinaHope 9 years ago

Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?

0points

TimHodgson 9 years ago

You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...

0points

Refugio Villegas III 9 years ago

Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.

0points

Fiercefireball 10 years ago

Omg xD

0points

Victor banana 10 years ago

hahaha. lol

0points

JeriVonDyck 10 years ago

We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.

0points

KenCurry 10 years ago

Smells really bad!!

0points

Tarie Coley Elkins Lane 10 years ago

If it weren't too expensive.

0points

Honesty Olishia 6 years ago

Umm, mate, it says free...

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TarieColeyElkinsLane 10 years ago

I love it! Hope you can do it anonymously!

0points

CédricPenti 10 years ago

well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.

0points

SarahGraves 10 years ago

Is this for real?I need Justin Biebers address

0points

Maria Sanchez Sokolowski 10 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

0points

MariaSanchezSokolowski 10 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

0points

LoriWalushis 10 years ago

Where do I sign up and how much can I order?

0points

KaylaCliffordLomas 10 years ago

i just got some ewwwwww

0points

Chris Taylor 10 years ago

Take a deep breath?! I don't think so...

0points

10 years ago

fox poop would be better

0points

BonnieWehmeier 10 years ago

I think I need some horse s**t!!!

0points

CandiGryl 10 years ago

? If this is legal I order a ton!

0points

EllaFerraretto(PIZZAANDRAINBOWUNICORNS) 10 years ago

i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/

0points

CrystalBoyd 10 years ago

Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan

0points

CrystalBoyd 10 years ago

Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.

0points

ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago

I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️

0points

ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago

OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!

0points

VivianHir 10 years ago

sweet for revenge to my classmates

0points

VivianHir 10 years ago

this is SO funny revenge on my classmates :)

0points

ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago

Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!

0points

RogerHazel 10 years ago

At least it's going to give someone the shits!

0points

LouCubbage 10 years ago

Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?

0points

CharlottStenberg 10 years ago

I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.

0points

Wanthathing 10 years ago

You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!

0points

Deborah Pashkewicz 10 years ago

Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.

-1point

AnnathespannaBlue 10 years ago

Someone send some to 10 Downing Street please, TY

-1point

StacyDodson 10 years ago

I would rather send this than a check to pay my sewer bill...

-1point

LucyGao 10 years ago

they copied shitsenders.com

-1point

GraceInRainbows 10 years ago

I would like to send my own poop! haha xD

-1point

AndreasBoss 10 years ago

My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.

-2points

SasiYourworstenemy 9 years ago

Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...

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PatrycjaKociołek 10 years ago

I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?

-2points

10 years ago

At www.ipoopyou.com you can send all kinds of different animal poop.

-2points

AbiezerCelzo224352 10 years ago

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Annie 9 years ago

I agree.

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GlynisLailann 10 years ago

Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

30points

KamalSIMOU 10 years ago

right, but the other side is bright too :D

5points

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AngelicaNazario 10 years ago

Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

11points

satia lynch 8 years ago

U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)

0points

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satia lynch 8 years ago

Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)

0points

21rachel.hill 10 years ago

u do not like kim kardashian? me either :D

0points

DeniseClemons 10 years ago

This is a great service to all mankind....

4points

Jasmin 10 years ago

Wouldn't it be great if all you had to do to make people nicer human beings was to send them some horse poo. I would buy my own horse :-)

3points

Annie 9 years ago

This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close

1point

Annie 9 years ago

I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.

1point

Load More Replies...

byherzog 10 years ago

Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman was hiring Mexican kids to smear the inside of houses with poo, and yelling at them in Spanish?

1point

DarrenMorrell 10 years ago

They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting

1point

electronicmusicnow 10 years ago

niceeeeeeee

1point

adiana 10 years ago

I love this idea, I think its genius! I wish I thought of it myself!

1point

Storm༻ ༺Clouds 5 months ago

It's NOT free. It's $16.95

0points

Rebecca Willingham 6 years ago

How do you do this I really want to do this

0points

Dan Dawson 6 years ago

Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously

0points

Jo Casey 6 years ago

The perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps, administration and house and senate republicans! ❤️💩❤️

0points

Jo Casey 6 years ago

Perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps!

0points

satia lynch 8 years ago

Heres kims address

0points

satia lynch 8 years ago

Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA

0points

SavannahWinn 9 years ago

YES!!!!

0points

SelinaHope 9 years ago

Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?

0points

TimHodgson 9 years ago

You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...

0points

Refugio Villegas III 9 years ago

Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.

0points

Fiercefireball 10 years ago

Omg xD

0points

Victor banana 10 years ago

hahaha. lol

0points

JeriVonDyck 10 years ago

We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.

0points

KenCurry 10 years ago

Smells really bad!!

0points

Tarie Coley Elkins Lane 10 years ago

If it weren't too expensive.

0points

Honesty Olishia 6 years ago

Umm, mate, it says free...

0points

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TarieColeyElkinsLane 10 years ago

I love it! Hope you can do it anonymously!

0points

CédricPenti 10 years ago

well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.

0points

SarahGraves 10 years ago

Is this for real?I need Justin Biebers address

0points

Maria Sanchez Sokolowski 10 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

0points

MariaSanchezSokolowski 10 years ago

Westboro Baptist Church better get ready...

0points

LoriWalushis 10 years ago

Where do I sign up and how much can I order?

0points

KaylaCliffordLomas 10 years ago

i just got some ewwwwww

0points

Chris Taylor 10 years ago

Take a deep breath?! I don't think so...

0points

10 years ago

fox poop would be better

0points

BonnieWehmeier 10 years ago

I think I need some horse s**t!!!

0points

CandiGryl 10 years ago

? If this is legal I order a ton!

0points

EllaFerraretto(PIZZAANDRAINBOWUNICORNS) 10 years ago

i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/

0points

CrystalBoyd 10 years ago

Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan

0points

CrystalBoyd 10 years ago

Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.

0points

ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago

I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️

0points

ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago

OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!

0points

VivianHir 10 years ago

sweet for revenge to my classmates

0points

VivianHir 10 years ago

this is SO funny revenge on my classmates :)

0points

ClaudiaGibson 10 years ago

Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!

0points

RogerHazel 10 years ago

At least it's going to give someone the shits!

0points

LouCubbage 10 years ago

Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?

0points

CharlottStenberg 10 years ago

I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.

0points

Wanthathing 10 years ago

You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!

0points

Deborah Pashkewicz 10 years ago

Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.

-1point

AnnathespannaBlue 10 years ago

Someone send some to 10 Downing Street please, TY

-1point

StacyDodson 10 years ago

I would rather send this than a check to pay my sewer bill...

-1point

LucyGao 10 years ago

they copied shitsenders.com

-1point

GraceInRainbows 10 years ago

I would like to send my own poop! haha xD

-1point

AndreasBoss 10 years ago

My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.

-2points

SasiYourworstenemy 9 years ago

Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...

0points

Load More Replies...

PatrycjaKociołek 10 years ago

I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?

-2points

10 years ago

At www.ipoopyou.com you can send all kinds of different animal poop.

-2points

AbiezerCelzo224352 10 years ago

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Annie 9 years ago

I agree.

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