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You’re a human being, not a maliciously compliant robot who follows orders exactly as they’re given to them. Without thinking too much. Without expending more energy than needed. Without considering the fact that they’re making life harder for others. But there are plenty of folks out there who actually take their instructions and follow them to the letter, doing the bare minimum, instead of looking at the spirit of what they’re asked to do. This results in some truly hilarious fails that are sure to perk up your mood.

And that’s also how they end up on the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit, a massive community of over 752k people, that’s dedicated to people doing their jobs, but not very well. It perfectly captures one of the many aspects of the human condition, namely, being super lazy and not giving a rat’s behind about how things end up looking.

Upvote the pics from r/NotMyJob that you enjoyed the most, let us know which ones stole your heart, and if you’ve got similar tales to tell, we’d absolutely love to hear all about your colleagues. Oh, and there’s more where all of this came from: you’ll find our first post about r/NotMyJob right over here.

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Security Dog

Security Dog

Karm_Me_up Report

#2

Got The Chatbot Working, Boss

Got The Chatbot Working, Boss

iwannadie469 Report

#3

Printed The Sign, Boss

Printed The Sign, Boss

MuzzWave Report

In an earlier interview with my colleague, the founder of r/NotMyJob, redditor Ani625, told Bored Panda that the subreddit is all about people doing the bare minimum. And not an iota more!

“This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the founder and moderator explained to Bored Panda previously. And that leads to some truly bizarre and absurd situations which the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit is happy to share with the world.

#4

Care To Elaborate??

Care To Elaborate??

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#5

I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

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#6

Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story

Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story

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The subreddit will be celebrating its 8th birthday at the end of the month, on July 30, so if you like their stuff, go on and give them a quick ‘hi, congrats.’

The entire ‘Not My Job’ project was started way back in 2013 all thanks to a single viral post on another subreddit. “An image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit,” the founder said that the road painters were too lazy to do a better job. Things took off from there thanks to someone dropping a spot-on comment.

#7

That’s Good To Hear

That’s Good To Hear

InternalEssayz Report

#8

Painted The Lines Boss

Painted The Lines Boss

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#9

“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

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“Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”

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After that, “users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.”

#10

Made The Error Message Boss

Made The Error Message Boss

PainOfClarity Report

#11

Updated Our Working Hours, Boss

Updated Our Working Hours, Boss

destinyspie Report

#12

Labeled The Sports Boss

Labeled The Sports Boss

valleykat25 Report

#13

Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This

Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This

anderscandor Report

#14

Instead Of 2 A's And 2 E's, We Got 4 A's In This Happy New Year Balloon Pack

Instead Of 2 A's And 2 E's, We Got 4 A's In This Happy New Year Balloon Pack

amlozek Report

#15

Delivered The Package Boss

Delivered The Package Boss

nims_2525 Report

#16

Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting

Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting

fishsticks40 Report

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#17

Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month

Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month

sandybeach82 Report

#18

Rail Installed, Boss!

Rail Installed, Boss!

theshrike Report

#19

Pasted The Poster Boss!

Pasted The Poster Boss!

MarryBorger Report

#20

Made The Warning Label Boss

Made The Warning Label Boss

RoughlyFace Report

#21

The Chosen One

The Chosen One

ilostmyremote Report

#22

Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

Nikoklis Report

#23

Best Before

Best Before

smeggysmeg Report

#24

Got The Un Logo Boss

Got The Un Logo Boss

jaquis89 Report

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#25

Straight Lines Painted Boss!

Straight Lines Painted Boss!

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#26

I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss

I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss

Rickqw22 Report

#27

It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins

It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins

Gregos81 Report

#28

Trained Everyone Up On The Security System, Boss

Trained Everyone Up On The Security System, Boss

techietraveller84 Report

#29

I Asked For Extra Cheese. It Might Have Been His First Day

I Asked For Extra Cheese. It Might Have Been His First Day

OMGLMAOWTF_com Report

#30

Wrote The Cleaning Instructions Boss

Wrote The Cleaning Instructions Boss

dressedlikedynamite Report

#31

Beware Don’t Take Your Kids Here On Sundays

Beware Don’t Take Your Kids Here On Sundays

anchor373 Report

#32

Made The House Frame, Boss!

Made The House Frame, Boss!

Vakho97 Report

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#33

I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image

I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image

IFrost_A Report

#34

Changed The Speed Limit Sign Boss

Changed The Speed Limit Sign Boss

greeneyeded Report

#35

Installed Anti Theft Tags On Collectibles Boss

Installed Anti Theft Tags On Collectibles Boss

charsie_godha Report

#36

A+ For Being Ingenious

A+ For Being Ingenious

KristinLydia Report

#37

Cleared The Snow, Boss

Cleared The Snow, Boss

vzakharov Report

#38

Installed The Stove, Boss

Installed The Stove, Boss

declancochran Report

#39

Finished The Fence Boss

Finished The Fence Boss

Noname_Maddox Report

#40

Application Was So Good, Took Them 6 Years To Read It!

Application Was So Good, Took Them 6 Years To Read It!

IntroSpecktive Report

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#41

Door Successfully Installed

Door Successfully Installed

-PygmyElephant- Report

#42

All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air

All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air

Wombeard Report

#43

Put The Store Capacity Sign Up Boss!

Put The Store Capacity Sign Up Boss!

ever_hear_of_none_ya Report

#44

Face That's Too Handsome It Doesn't Need A Mask On

Face That's Too Handsome It Doesn't Need A Mask On

firequak Report

#45

Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet

Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet

kenziethemom Report

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#46

Undefined Job

Undefined Job

VishueM Report

#47

Done

Done

StructureNo8655 Report

#48

Installed The Radiator Boss

Installed The Radiator Boss

GOOSE2801 Report

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#49

Labeled The Colors, Boss

Labeled The Colors, Boss

LordFends Report

#50

Finished The Balcony, Boss

Finished The Balcony, Boss

ridethepickle Report

#51

Put Up The Signs Boss

Put Up The Signs Boss

Svenderman Report

#52

Installed The Wheelchair Road Boss

Installed The Wheelchair Road Boss

BigPP6964 Report

#53

I Smell A Government Tender

I Smell A Government Tender

PoseidonDiver Report

#54

When U Forget To Pay

When U Forget To Pay

E_a_rat Report

#55

Yeah I Made The Maze Like You Asked, Boss

Yeah I Made The Maze Like You Asked, Boss

wrigleydoodle296 Report

#56

I Got Makeup Wipes From Walmart Pickup, And They Gave Them To Me Locked In A Security Box

I Got Makeup Wipes From Walmart Pickup, And They Gave Them To Me Locked In A Security Box

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#57

The Fact That They Couldn't Even Properly Print The Cdpr Icon. They Hit Us With The No Image Found

The Fact That They Couldn't Even Properly Print The Cdpr Icon. They Hit Us With The No Image Found

Higgs1 Report

#58

Put The Emergency Button Up, Boss

Put The Emergency Button Up, Boss

Skyhawkson Report

#59

Named The New Green Polish, Boss!

Named The New Green Polish, Boss!

silentwail Report

#60

I Finished The Gutter, Boss

I Finished The Gutter, Boss

movikbence Report

#61

Posted The Pictofact Boss

Posted The Pictofact Boss

bunny-foofoo Report

#62

This Can Of "Black Beans" I Opened At Work

This Can Of "Black Beans" I Opened At Work

Dabs4Cayde Report

#63

They’ll Figure It Out

They’ll Figure It Out

Anxiety_Axis Report

#64

Painted That Wall For You, Boss

Painted That Wall For You, Boss

gravitas-deficiency Report

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#65

Installed The Glass Partition, Boss

Installed The Glass Partition, Boss

NickBR Report

#66

Kinda Sloppy, But It's Welded Very Well

Kinda Sloppy, But It's Welded Very Well

SakuranomiyaSyafeeq Report

#67

Made The Buttons, Boss

Made The Buttons, Boss

TeaSpo0n111 Report

#68

Sent Out The Spam Message, Boss

Sent Out The Spam Message, Boss

shallseamarie Report

#69

Put Up The Dead End Sign, Boss

Put Up The Dead End Sign, Boss

2DHypercube Report

#70

Package Has Been Delivered Safely

Package Has Been Delivered Safely

GuyInSugarLand Report

#71

Ordered My Burger With An Impossible Patty And They Just Added The Impossible Patty To The Regular Meat Patty

Ordered My Burger With An Impossible Patty And They Just Added The Impossible Patty To The Regular Meat Patty

NotPechente Report

#72

Removed The Fullstops, Boss

Removed The Fullstops, Boss

XDminceraft Report

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#73

I Made The Wheelchair Ramp, Boss

I Made The Wheelchair Ramp, Boss

Maia1611 Report

#74

The Cover Of My Computer Science Textbook

The Cover Of My Computer Science Textbook

Achintya_Nigam Report

#75

Which Ones White?

Which Ones White?

Diablo_Unmasked Report

#76

Nothing Here Makes Sense

Nothing Here Makes Sense

Floater1157 Report

#77

Just Finished Setting Up The Chairs Outside, Boss!

Just Finished Setting Up The Chairs Outside, Boss!

ajfoucault Report

#78

I Asked For Honey Mustard At The Local McDonald's

I Asked For Honey Mustard At The Local McDonald's

egoborderline Report

#79

How To Ruin Someone’s Day

How To Ruin Someone’s Day

dee_snutz Report

#80

Blurred The Logo Boss

Blurred The Logo Boss

JoshKirk_HGA Report

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#81

Put Up The Sign Boss

Put Up The Sign Boss

PM_ME_YOURS_TABLES Report

#82

The Lazy Guy In Work

The Lazy Guy In Work

Prowizardnet Report

#83

Somewhere In My Beloved Home Country

Somewhere In My Beloved Home Country

jndlcrz888 Report

#84

Just Finished The Stairs Mate

Just Finished The Stairs Mate

Hashmashtrash Report

#85

Placed The Sticker, Boss!

Placed The Sticker, Boss!

koter7 Report