When you lie on your resume but still get the job.

Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

sounds like fun

My anxiety @ my brain

I dont know if i should print this one off

When I was night cashier at a grocery store one of the self serve checkouts told me to panic. I still laugh about it when the memory pops up!

Hey, that's honestly more helpful than the messages asking me to replace an 'empty' brand new cartridge or the error messages about parts and features my printer doesn't even have

Honestly, thats what most error messages look like to me... and I'm a DBA

These windows must be specifically created as a joke and not part of the actual software. It's easy to make a window using VS.

It's when your PC makes device unplugged sound but doesnt elaborate on what got unplugged

When using parent's printer!

As a tech support analyst many times I get a call or text saying something quit working with no good explanation, This is about as good as thier explanation,

Oof. That sounds like an Epson (repeat buyer here).

Printers never cared for their users.They are the villains among hardware

That's one reason my Epson printer is now underneath my current printer.

I'll give this one an up-vote. This is technology for you. It might not be anything more than someone's lousy English language skills (it should say "Fix them? [Yes] [No]"), but everything about computing is designed to blame the users, and I cannot abide by that.

That literally made me laugh out loud.

Programmer having fun. "There are problems. Find them. Fix them (haha). Good luck. =D

You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

Mostly??

Respect the dead bush.

In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

I feel this one!

What a great job

I love biking AND biking but I can't stand biking.

Somewhere in the world is a very angry jigsaw puzzler.

You have to read it in a strong accent.

Lebowski, you have my package?

Me writing my reports like:

"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

Someone needs to get fired

That's pretty black & white to me

Oh no, not stronke!!

Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.

You decide when it expires😂 You can live for future generations

Good old BBC

It might look funny but that's just a stretch of road to test new paints.

It looks like Daddy Warbucks has a secret.

It’s not the mannequin’s job ether.

I wonder what the code might be...

This is just funny😂

Finally... we can keep the kids busy.

Don't take your favourite kids here.

Nonunion beaver?

He has relatively long hair, just not at the top of his head.

250 is too slow, innit?

ouch!

Well at least it works

It's the driver's fault. There is usually a sign asking for cars to be moved so the parking lot can be cleared

To be fair, that's a manufacturing fault, not the installer

I want to know the story behind this.

Don't be judging - some people are really slow readers :D