When you lie on your resume but still get the job.

Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

sounds like fun

My anxiety @ my brain

You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

Mostly??

Respect the dead bush.

In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

I feel this one!

What a great job

I love biking AND biking but I can't stand biking.

Somewhere in the world is a very angry jigsaw puzzler.

You have to read it in a strong accent.

Lebowski, you have my package?

Me writing my reports like:

"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

Someone needs to get fired

That's pretty black & white to me

Oh no, not stronke!!

Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.

You decide when it expires😂 You can live for future generations

Good old BBC

It might look funny but that's just a stretch of road to test new paints.

It looks like Daddy Warbucks has a secret.

It’s not the mannequin’s job ether.

I wonder what the code might be...

This is just funny😂

Finally... we can keep the kids busy.

Don't take your favourite kids here.

Nonunion beaver?

He has relatively long hair, just not at the top of his head.

250 is too slow, innit?

ouch!

Well at least it works

It's the driver's fault. There is usually a sign asking for cars to be moved so the parking lot can be cleared

To be fair, that's a manufacturing fault, not the installer

A DJ's stove

They change colour too

This would drive me nuts.. Just let the house burn down and try again...

lol no wonder my stove does not heat proportionally

If it came like that it’s one thing, but also it looks to me like someone tried to replace burners or was otherwise adjusting things under the glass and didn’t secure the burners in place. There’s no way those burners up top would be the close together unless they bought a knock off Wurlpull or something.

Someone had a wild night before they went to work

having 70% at school was ok but not when you're working

I want to know the story behind this.

Don't be judging - some people are really slow readers :D

It's an American toilet door!

This is near my house in Petrčane, Croatia. What makes this even worse is that house is on the beach, and it has unobstructed view to the sea. Uh, "had" unobstructed view to the sea 😂🤦

Finally! The Tape PDF are getting recognition!

1 in 5 guys never wear their masks right!!