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#2

Got The Chatbot Working, Boss

Final score:

526points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

118points

#3

Printed The Sign, Boss

Final score:

481points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

sounds like fun

136points

In an earlier interview with my colleague, the founder of r/NotMyJob, redditor Ani625, told Bored Panda that the subreddit is all about people doing the bare minimum. And not an iota more!

“This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the founder and moderator explained to Bored Panda previously. And that leads to some truly bizarre and absurd situations which the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit is happy to share with the world.

#4

Care To Elaborate??

Final score:

464points

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tine 3 years ago

My anxiety @ my brain

162points

#5

I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

Final score:

434points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

207points

#6

Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story

Final score:

407points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

109points

The subreddit will be celebrating its 8th birthday at the end of the month, on July 30, so if you like their stuff, go on and give them a quick ‘hi, congrats.’

The entire ‘Not My Job’ project was started way back in 2013 all thanks to a single viral post on another subreddit. “An image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit,” the founder said that the road painters were too lazy to do a better job. Things took off from there thanks to someone dropping a spot-on comment.

#7

That’s Good To Hear

Final score:

379points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Mostly??

167points

#8

Painted The Lines Boss

Final score:

357points

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SwissCheesy Chess 3 years ago

Respect the dead bush.

146points

#9

“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

Final score:

356points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

207points

“Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”

After that, “users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.”

#10

Made The Error Message Boss

Final score:

354points

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Jihana 3 years ago

I feel this one!

125points

#11

Updated Our Working Hours, Boss

Final score:

350points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

What a great job

133points

#12

Labeled The Sports Boss

Final score:

348points

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Az 3 years ago

I love biking AND biking but I can't stand biking.

238points

#13

Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This

Final score:

337points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Somewhere in the world is a very angry jigsaw puzzler.

258points

#14

Instead Of 2 A's And 2 E's, We Got 4 A's In This Happy New Year Balloon Pack

Final score:

323points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

You have to read it in a strong accent.

207points

#15

Delivered The Package Boss

Final score:

319points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

Lebowski, you have my package?

182points

#16

Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting

Final score:

318points

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Delta the hybrid 3 years ago

Me writing my reports like:

78points

#17

Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month

Final score:

298points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

71points

#18

Rail Installed, Boss!

Final score:

294points

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I wish I could live in the ocean 3 years ago

Someone needs to get fired

106points

#19

Pasted The Poster Boss!

Final score:

277points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

That's pretty black & white to me

134points

#20

Made The Warning Label Boss

Final score:

273points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

Oh no, not stronke!!

210points

Anna Te 3 years ago

I really don't know why this is funny,but it is ,🤣

29points

Hermione Granger 3 years ago

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17points

Chris Hardtke 3 years ago

My whole family was killed by stronke, you insensitive jerk.

4points

Chich 3 years ago (edited)

He had a stronke when he saw what his stonks were doing

33points

Inga Paškevičiūtė 3 years ago

The labeler had a stronke writing this

30points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

I was at a shop and the man next to me asked for a packet of cigarettes. I said "But you'll get cervical cancer!" He didn't get the joke, sadly.

16points

Calypso poet 3 years ago

OMG That's hilarious though! 10 years former smoker! Woo hoo!

6points

Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

We do not talk about Stronke enough, it's time to remove the last taboos.

15points

DC 3 years ago

Every time I had a stronke, I deathed myself.

14points

Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Oh, man. You don't want to get stronke

10points

Michigan Guy 3 years ago

where there's smoke, there's stronke. this is known...

4points

Dixon's Mama 3 years ago

Much coff, so stronk

2points

StrangerOfTheDark 3 years ago

i want to be a stronk person, with stronk arms and stronk legs

1point

Mya Lugar 3 years ago

The stronke on the package looks pretty knarily. I will just say knoe.

1point

Microwaved Robot 3 years ago

Stronke, Stroke's evil sibling!

1point

xn0 3 years ago

Damn, not the lithuanian testicle plague again.

1point

TheAnimalLady 3 years ago

This makes it through, when p**n (*aw*), merkin, pussy cat, prick a balloon and "c**k a doodle do" don't?!? We had a whole crazy list because some we couldn't figure why they're cen sored, cannot recall them. Do you know any others?

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Eating something Organic and smoked is a Major cause of STRONKE - You only have to warn me once!

1point

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

If you’re going to read it like you’re truly harelipped, then it should’ve been written as “Smonking is manjor caunse of stronke”.

1point

Terry Smith 3 years ago

It's funny, cause it's like the editor was having a stronke while writing the copy....

1point

Billy The Kid 3 years ago

I think this belongs to chewbacca

1point

heystobit1231 3 years ago

st(r)onk(e)s

1point

Duncan 3 years ago

At least I will be safe from Stroke

0points

Michael Gerard 3 years ago

OK guys, serious question: one or two syllables? Are we saying "stronk" or "stronk-ee"? Or "stronk-uh", give it a German vibe?

0points

Supergamerkids 3 years ago

Hahahaha

0points

Elizabeth 3 years ago

I think the person who wrote this was having a stronke.

0points

T J R 3 years ago

With a stronke of luck, no one will notice their mistake.

0points

ベンジーBenji 3 years ago

I think this add has a stroke..

0points

Paizleypie 3 years ago

Meme Man must've made this

0points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

I cant do it someone put the stonks man

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 3 years ago

Sounds like a meme man thing.

0points

Leslie Burleson 3 years ago

I had a stronke when I saw my stonks

0points

Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago

Call a Bondulance!

0points

Harper Johnson (She/Her) 3 years ago

Is the work “Stronke” a cousin to the world “Stonk”?

0points

Watching 3 years ago

Hope he has stonks.

0points

AndersM 3 years ago

Hey! My dad died from a stronke!

0points

Katrine Ekeland 3 years ago

Call the bondulance!

0points

Wayne Dorman 3 years ago

MEME MAN STRIKES!!!!

0points

Alex K 3 years ago

STONKS!

0points

CAMAW 3 years ago

Looks like someone had been smoking some Mary Jane while making this.......

0points

tomruns12 3 years ago

Obviously a smoker wrote it...

-2points

tomruns12 3 years ago

he or she was having a stroke.

-3points

#21

The Chosen One

Final score:

267points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

30points

#22

Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

Final score:

267points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.

214points

#23

Best Before

Final score:

259points

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Nick_Mallory- 3 years ago

You decide when it expires😂 You can live for future generations

92points

#24

Got The Un Logo Boss

Final score:

257points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Good old BBC

65points

#25

Straight Lines Painted Boss!

Final score:

249points

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Jihana 3 years ago

It might look funny but that's just a stretch of road to test new paints.

124points

#26

I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss

Final score:

249points

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

It looks like Daddy Warbucks has a secret.

59points

#27

It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins

Final score:

244points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

It’s not the mannequin’s job ether.

74points

#28

Trained Everyone Up On The Security System, Boss

Final score:

240points

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Jihana 3 years ago

I wonder what the code might be...

92points

#29

I Asked For Extra Cheese. It Might Have Been His First Day

Final score:

239points

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Nick_Mallory- 3 years ago

This is just funny😂

74points

#30

Wrote The Cleaning Instructions Boss

Final score:

226points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Finally... we can keep the kids busy.

91points

#31

Beware Don’t Take Your Kids Here On Sundays

Final score:

225points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

Don't take your favourite kids here.

100points

#32

Made The House Frame, Boss!

Final score:

204points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Nonunion beaver?

93points

#33

I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image

Final score:

203points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

He has relatively long hair, just not at the top of his head.

114points

#34

Changed The Speed Limit Sign Boss

Final score:

198points

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JustAPanda 3 years ago

250 is too slow, innit?

95points

#35

Installed Anti Theft Tags On Collectibles Boss

Final score:

194points

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Chich 3 years ago

ouch!

72points

#36

A+ For Being Ingenious

Final score:

193points

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wifeofweasley 3 years ago

Well at least it works

72points

#37

Cleared The Snow, Boss

Final score:

193points

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Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

It's the driver's fault. There is usually a sign asking for cars to be moved so the parking lot can be cleared

67points

#38

Installed The Stove, Boss

Final score:

193points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

To be fair, that's a manufacturing fault, not the installer

138points

#39

Finished The Fence Boss

Final score:

181points

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Chich 3 years ago

I want to know the story behind this.

174points

#40

Application Was So Good, Took Them 6 Years To Read It!

Final score:

174points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Don't be judging - some people are really slow readers :D

66points

#41

Door Successfully Installed

Final score:

173points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

It's an American toilet door!

188points

#42

All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air

Final score:

172points

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Damira Balent 3 years ago

This is near my house in Petrčane, Croatia. What makes this even worse is that house is on the beach, and it has unobstructed view to the sea. Uh, "had" unobstructed view to the sea 😂🤦

149points

#43

Put The Store Capacity Sign Up Boss!

Final score:

166points

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Chich 3 years ago

Finally! The Tape PDF are getting recognition!

92points

#44

Face That's Too Handsome It Doesn't Need A Mask On

Final score:

163points

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third molar 3 years ago

1 in 5 guys never wear their masks right!!

87points

#45

Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet

Final score:

162points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

At least you can paint to match, that rail looks like it doesn't even match, let alone line up

48points

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#46

Undefined Job

Final score:

53points

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Abhijeet 3 years ago

You did undefined.

41points

#47

Done

Final score:

50points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Cycle path and interdimensional displacement vehicles

45points

#48

Installed The Radiator Boss

Final score:

49points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

Heat rises. They're just helping it out.

17points

#49

Labeled The Colors, Boss

Final score:

48points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

I think the blued it.

44points

#50

Finished The Balcony, Boss

Final score:

47points

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Kat 3 years ago

I've seen that quality of building in Malta.

16points

#51

Put Up The Signs Boss

Final score:

45points

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Az 3 years ago

He looks like he's going to hit himself.

22points

#52

Installed The Wheelchair Road Boss

Final score:

45points

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Joey Marlin 3 years ago

Wheeeeee.... splatt.

48points

#53

I Smell A Government Tender

Final score:

44points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Mike Tyson

36points

#54

When U Forget To Pay

Final score:

43points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Ah, good old Private Stock Photo

21points

#55

Yeah I Made The Maze Like You Asked, Boss

Final score:

43points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Story of my life. Sigh...

28points

#56

I Got Makeup Wipes From Walmart Pickup, And They Gave Them To Me Locked In A Security Box

Final score:

43points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Barb has the key, but Barb is on lunch. Easier to just hand you the whole box.

24points

#57

The Fact That They Couldn't Even Properly Print The Cdpr Icon. They Hit Us With The No Image Found

Final score:

42points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

I never knew Justin Timberlake had a fade. And a scar on his cheek. And a robotic arm. And used a miniature tanning bed as a collar.

21points

#58

Put The Emergency Button Up, Boss

Final score:

42points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Apparently, Dennys' had a lot of emergencies. There's no glass left.

24points

#59

Named The New Green Polish, Boss!

Final score:

41points

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Jihana 3 years ago

Maybe it's named after Scarlett O'Hara and her green curtain dress? They just forgot a t.

37points

#60

I Finished The Gutter, Boss

Final score:

41points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Basically, they just created a nesting area for birds

47points

#61

Posted The Pictofact Boss

Final score:

41points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Cracked.com's proofreading standards have really gone down the toilet lately, sigh.

24points

#62

This Can Of "Black Beans" I Opened At Work

Final score:

40points

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Sawdust 3 years ago

*may contain tomatoes.

10points

#63

They’ll Figure It Out

Final score:

40points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Those jars seem like more glass than product, is that normal??

23points

#64

Painted That Wall For You, Boss

Final score:

40points

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Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

given the way the wood weathered its been sitting there for a while before someone noticed too

15points

#65

Installed The Glass Partition, Boss

Final score:

39points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

To be fair, what are the buttons doing so far away from the elevator??

15points

#66

Kinda Sloppy, But It's Welded Very Well

Final score:

37points

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Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago

Sweet baby Jesus on a bumpy bicycle...I would be embarrassed,mortified and utterly ashamed to show off those welds. I understand maybe they are learning, but dayum, ask for guidance and take pride in your work.

40points