When you lie on your resume but still get the job.

Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

sounds like fun

My anxiety @ my brain

You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

Doesn't everyone drive with cake?

No, this is clever. If you drive like you have a big cake in the back of your car, you're more likely to be careful unless you like getting crumbs out of every nook and cranny if you drive recklessly.

Is there any other way? ha ha

Pastry protocols, right?

I do on all conditions!!

Stuck in winter storm, I have cake in my car so who cares.

That should always be a traffic rule.

You should elevator with cake too.

Always.

And add cinnamon!

icing on cake x)

caution: this area is always snowing

Ummm cake.......

Cake is my weakness.

Someone who’s clearly f*****g angry at the people who didn’t bring cake

Haga

That's a good rule - drive like you have a wedding cake in the front seat with you

I wonder if I could substitute with cupcakes.

you can't drive with your cake, and eat it, too.

Doesn't everyone?

I always drive with the Cake's Comfort Eagle, so that when there is heavy traffic I could play: There's a long line of cars and they're trying to break through...

Cake......Don’t leave home without it!

The carbs will keep you warm.

Ha ha... How is that even a possible typo to make? Are these things now configured via handheld devices with "autocorrect"?

Great safety tip

So I saw a sign today warning of delays on Montgomery. It should have said MONTGMRY, since they couldn't fit the whole thing. Instead it said MINTGMRY.

So if I'm not driving i have no excuse?

The cake is a lie.

In case the snow gets too bad and traffic comes to a complete stop, it's best to have some food nearby. So might as well make it nice food

Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

Mostly??

Respect the dead bush.

In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

I feel this one!

What a great job

I love biking AND biking but I can't stand biking.

Somewhere in the world is a very angry jigsaw puzzler.

You have to read it in a strong accent.

Lebowski, you have my package?

Me writing my reports like:

"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

Someone needs to get fired

That's pretty black & white to me

Oh no, not stronke!!

Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.