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You’re a human being, not a maliciously compliant robot who follows orders exactly as they’re given to them. Without thinking too much. Without expending more energy than needed. Without considering the fact that they’re making life harder for others. But there are plenty of folks out there who actually take their instructions and follow them to the letter, doing the bare minimum, instead of looking at the spirit of what they’re asked to do. This results in some truly hilarious fails that are sure to perk up your mood.

And that’s also how they end up on the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit, a massive community of over 752k people, that’s dedicated to people doing their jobs, but not very well. It perfectly captures one of the many aspects of the human condition, namely, being super lazy and not giving a rat’s behind about how things end up looking.

Upvote the pics from r/NotMyJob that you enjoyed the most, let us know which ones stole your heart, and if you’ve got similar tales to tell, we’d absolutely love to hear all about your colleagues. Oh, and there’s more where all of this came from: you’ll find our first post about r/NotMyJob right over here.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

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    In an earlier interview with my colleague, the founder of r/NotMyJob, redditor Ani625, told Bored Panda that the subreddit is all about people doing the bare minimum. And not an iota more!

    “This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the founder and moderator explained to Bored Panda previously. And that leads to some truly bizarre and absurd situations which the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit is happy to share with the world.

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    I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

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    #6

    Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story

    Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

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    The subreddit will be celebrating its 8th birthday at the end of the month, on July 30, so if you like their stuff, go on and give them a quick ‘hi, congrats.’

    The entire ‘Not My Job’ project was started way back in 2013 all thanks to a single viral post on another subreddit. “An image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit,” the founder said that the road painters were too lazy to do a better job. Things took off from there thanks to someone dropping a spot-on comment.

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    #9

    “I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

    “I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

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    “Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”

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    After that, “users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.”

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

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    The Chosen One

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

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    Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

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    Nick_Mallory-
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You decide when it expires😂 You can live for future generations

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    #25

    Straight Lines Painted Boss!

    Straight Lines Painted Boss!

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    Jihana
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might look funny but that's just a stretch of road to test new paints.

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    #27

    It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins

    It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins

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    #28

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    Trained Everyone Up On The Security System, Boss

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    I Asked For Extra Cheese. It Might Have Been His First Day

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    #31

    Beware Don’t Take Your Kids Here On Sundays

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    I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image

    I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image

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    Installed Anti Theft Tags On Collectibles Boss

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    #37

    Cleared The Snow, Boss

    Cleared The Snow, Boss

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the driver's fault. There is usually a sign asking for cars to be moved so the parking lot can be cleared

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    #38

    Installed The Stove, Boss

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    #39

    Finished The Fence Boss

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    Application Was So Good, Took Them 6 Years To Read It!

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    Door Successfully Installed

    Door Successfully Installed

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    Tiny Dog
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original poster said, “GF told me to measure before I went out to buy a door. I laughed and told her all doors are the same size. I am now measuring.”

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, I live in an old house in a rural area. I swear everything in the damn place was measured by eye, tape measures be damned. Every door and window is a slightly different size, so replacements have to be custom done, to adjust for the differences. F*****g nightmare to replace, so you better buy quality that lasts for decades, because you don’t want to go cheap and have to redo it all AGAIN in a couple years.

    Moo Moo Futch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that could have been a door way in a house previously occupied by someone in a wheelchair.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's older house has bedroom and closet doors that size. Our 60s built apt has doors as wide as our front door. My mom and I have the same size storm doors.

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    Billy The Kid
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Right that's the door up, just got to adjust the door frame and wall"

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule one : 'Step one : measuring. Step two : measuring again."

    BRAD MATSON
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this - bought house where one of the kids bedrooms had a barrel lock on it but bathroom didn't so went to swap them & ended up with exactly what this pic looks like. Lesson learned.

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closet doors are generally 5 inches (12 cm) narrower than main doors because people generally don't move furniture there. It saves cost as well, and people don't notice.

    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got the door installed right it was just the wrong size frame

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the one where his wife told him to measure first and he said 'all doors are the same size' not quite the same as 'not my job'

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    #42

    All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air

    All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air

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    Damira Balent
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is near my house in Petrčane, Croatia. What makes this even worse is that house is on the beach, and it has unobstructed view to the sea. Uh, "had" unobstructed view to the sea 😂🤦

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    #43

    Put The Store Capacity Sign Up Boss!

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    Face That's Too Handsome It Doesn't Need A Mask On

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    Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet

    Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet

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    Neil Bidle
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can paint to match, that rail looks like it doesn't even match, let alone line up

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    Finished The Balcony, Boss

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    Put Up The Signs Boss

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    I Got Makeup Wipes From Walmart Pickup, And They Gave Them To Me Locked In A Security Box

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barb has the key, but Barb is on lunch. Easier to just hand you the whole box.

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    #57

    The Fact That They Couldn't Even Properly Print The Cdpr Icon. They Hit Us With The No Image Found

    The Fact That They Couldn't Even Properly Print The Cdpr Icon. They Hit Us With The No Image Found

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    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew Justin Timberlake had a fade. And a scar on his cheek. And a robotic arm. And used a miniature tanning bed as a collar.

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    Named The New Green Polish, Boss!

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    Jihana
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's named after Scarlett O'Hara and her green curtain dress? They just forgot a t.

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    #60

    I Finished The Gutter, Boss

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cracked.com's proofreading standards have really gone down the toilet lately, sigh.

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    Painted That Wall For You, Boss

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    given the way the wood weathered its been sitting there for a while before someone noticed too

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    Installed The Glass Partition, Boss

    Installed The Glass Partition, Boss

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    Kinda Sloppy, But It's Welded Very Well

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet baby Jesus on a bumpy bicycle...I would be embarrassed,mortified and utterly ashamed to show off those welds. I understand maybe they are learning, but dayum, ask for guidance and take pride in your work.

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    Removed The Fullstops, Boss

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    LottieH
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even funnier due to the full stop after that sentence but not the others 😂

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    #73

    I Made The Wheelchair Ramp, Boss

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a convenience AND a challenge at the same time! Get your free exercise here!

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    #74

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    Nothing Here Makes Sense

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    Dr Nostromo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tragic case of fruit that desires to be something beyond their hopes and dreams.

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    #77

    Just Finished Setting Up The Chairs Outside, Boss!

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