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#2

Got The Chatbot Working, Boss

Final score:

526points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Well, now I have that song stuck in my head. Not that I'm complaining; it's an awesome song. :p

118points

#3

Printed The Sign, Boss

Final score:

481points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

sounds like fun

136points

In an earlier interview with my colleague, the founder of r/NotMyJob, redditor Ani625, told Bored Panda that the subreddit is all about people doing the bare minimum. And not an iota more!

“This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the founder and moderator explained to Bored Panda previously. And that leads to some truly bizarre and absurd situations which the ‘Not My Job’ subreddit is happy to share with the world.

#4

Care To Elaborate??

Final score:

464points

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tine 3 years ago

My anxiety @ my brain

162points

#5

I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

Final score:

434points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

You never know when you get stuck in your car for hours and hours. Good to have some cake to eat.

207points

#6

Previous Owners Built This House, Told Us There Was Insulation In The Roof. True Story

Final score:

407points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Laziness can be the mother of invention, however, most of the time it's the mother** of frustration.

109points

The subreddit will be celebrating its 8th birthday at the end of the month, on July 30, so if you like their stuff, go on and give them a quick ‘hi, congrats.’

The entire ‘Not My Job’ project was started way back in 2013 all thanks to a single viral post on another subreddit. “An image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit,” the founder said that the road painters were too lazy to do a better job. Things took off from there thanks to someone dropping a spot-on comment.

#7

That’s Good To Hear

Final score:

379points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Mostly??

167points

#8

Painted The Lines Boss

Final score:

357points

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SwissCheesy Chess 3 years ago

Respect the dead bush.

146points

#9

“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

Final score:

356points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

In the insect world, this is a horror movie. "Oh my god, it's Darren! He's been mummified alive!" PAINTBRUSH: The Nightmare Begins.

207points

“Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”

After that, “users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.”

#10

Made The Error Message Boss

Final score:

354points

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Jihana 3 years ago

I feel this one!

125points

#11

Updated Our Working Hours, Boss

Final score:

350points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

What a great job

133points

#12

Labeled The Sports Boss

Final score:

348points

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Az 3 years ago

I love biking AND biking but I can't stand biking.

238points

Delta the hybrid 3 years ago

I know right?! Biking's terrible

32points

Andy Acceber 3 years ago

The real question is, what's in the box?

20points

Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

A rolled up 'Omnisport' flag, saying naturally BIKING!

11points

Vorknkx 3 years ago

"Biking - 8 new methods for you to try out!"

12points

Hermien Greeff 3 years ago

Someone got trigger happy with Ctrl C, Ctrl V.

10points

JustAPanda 3 years ago

A box for biking on horses, water, shooting, fishing, playing golf etc.....

8points

Danieletc 3 years ago

I don't think a bike is in that box.

6points

Adelaide 3 years ago

What even is the product?

5points

Yort 3 years ago

It’s a box that says “biking” a lot

1point

Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

One of things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.

4points

Fire Chalk 3 years ago

Why are the horses legs so short

2points

TheAnimalLady 3 years ago

It's a dachs-HORSE 🐎🐕

0points

Dixon's Mama 3 years ago

The amount of time I spent laughing at this was excessive

2points

TheAnimalLady 3 years ago

Me too, but it feels sooo good 😅😹🤣😹🤣😹🤤

0points

Fred Van Der Zee 3 years ago

As a Dutchie, I approve.

2points

Diana Strassburg 3 years ago

Come on, how hard can it be??? It's like biking a horse!

1point

denzoren 3 years ago

I really like biking but biking really gets on my nerves. Why can't we all just go biking?

1point

Nick_Mallory- 3 years ago

My favourite hobby/s..?

1point

JUINNO TAN Moe 2 years ago

biking

0points

ravina nimje 3 years ago

Sound like Monica 's 6

0points

Mona 3 years ago

Biking

0points

TheAnimalLady 3 years ago

😂MG, Y'all are so dang hilarious that I almost shat in my chair 🤣😹🤣

0points

Fourchette Et couteau 3 years ago

I don't know you but I like Bike-biking more than water-biking or snow-biking. I wish I could try horse biking sometime ...

0points

Hugo A-niro 3 years ago

We need more forms of biking

0points

Bubbles 3 years ago

Looks like biking is the only option here.

0points

T J R 3 years ago

But where I'm going it says No Biking Allowed. What do I do now?

0points

ベンジーBenji 3 years ago

My brain ways read and not comprehending haha

0points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago

Moral of the story: biking

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Oh s**t! Nothing said about Biking!

0points

Damon Tripodi 3 years ago

There are thousands and thousands of ways of biking, all of which I'll tell you about right now

0points

Mazer 3 years ago

Look at the positive side - Two out of eight are spot on

0points

juice 3 years ago

well, it's not a problem if these happen to all be depicting bisexual kings...

0points

Seabeast 3 years ago

None of these. I'd rather be biking.

0points

Leslie Burleson 3 years ago

I've heard those are good for biking

0points

Kevin3475 3 years ago

Me toooo!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

Shane S 3 years ago

Is this for biking?

0points

Calypso poet 3 years ago

And if I had a bike I'd go out on the bike path And if I had a bike I'd ride him on my bike And we could all together Go out on the bike path I said me upon my bike on my bike

0points

AndersM 3 years ago

I love biking

0points

JustABoredwing 3 years ago

“I’m gonna bike my horse to the old town road, we’re gonna bike… till we can’t no more”

0points

third molar 3 years ago

Hey!! its his opinion, ok?

0points

James016 3 years ago

I'm not into biking at all but willing to try biking

0points

tine 3 years ago

Whoops, designer forgot to change out their placeholder text! Lmao

0points

Jace 3 years ago

Actually, this is more appropriate for "You had one job", since the person who created this layout is also responsible for the text. I can't see how they weren't.

-1point

#13

Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This

Final score:

337points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Somewhere in the world is a very angry jigsaw puzzler.

258points

#14

Instead Of 2 A's And 2 E's, We Got 4 A's In This Happy New Year Balloon Pack

Final score:

323points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

You have to read it in a strong accent.

207points

#15

Delivered The Package Boss

Final score:

319points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

Lebowski, you have my package?

182points

#16

Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting

Final score:

318points

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Delta the hybrid 3 years ago

Me writing my reports like:

78points

#17

Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month

Final score:

298points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

"I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King popped into my head as soon as I saw this. 🎶

71points

#18

Rail Installed, Boss!

Final score:

294points

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I wish I could live in the ocean 3 years ago

Someone needs to get fired

106points

#19

Pasted The Poster Boss!

Final score:

277points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

That's pretty black & white to me

134points

#20

Made The Warning Label Boss

Final score:

273points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

Oh no, not stronke!!

210points

#21

The Chosen One

Final score:

267points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Boss said try again. He then got sacked by him for gross sexual misconduct

30points

#22

Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

Final score:

267points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

England has the Sword In the Stone, we have the Shovel in the Asphalt.

214points

#23

Best Before

Final score:

259points

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Nick_Mallory- 3 years ago

You decide when it expires😂 You can live for future generations

92points

#24

Got The Un Logo Boss

Final score:

257points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Good old BBC

65points

#25

Straight Lines Painted Boss!

Final score:

249points

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Jihana 3 years ago

It might look funny but that's just a stretch of road to test new paints.

124points

#26

I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss

Final score:

249points

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

It looks like Daddy Warbucks has a secret.

59points

#27

It’s Not My Job To Dress The Mannequins

Final score:

244points

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Olivier Caissy 3 years ago

It’s not the mannequin’s job ether.

74points

#28

Trained Everyone Up On The Security System, Boss

Final score:

240points

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Jihana 3 years ago

I wonder what the code might be...

92points

#29

I Asked For Extra Cheese. It Might Have Been His First Day

Final score:

239points

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Nick_Mallory- 3 years ago

This is just funny😂

74points

#30

Wrote The Cleaning Instructions Boss

Final score:

226points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Finally... we can keep the kids busy.

91points

#31

Beware Don’t Take Your Kids Here On Sundays

Final score:

225points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

Don't take your favourite kids here.

100points

#32

Made The House Frame, Boss!

Final score:

204points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Nonunion beaver?

93points

#33

I Mean He Was Just Told To Put An Image

Final score:

203points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

He has relatively long hair, just not at the top of his head.

114points

#34

Changed The Speed Limit Sign Boss

Final score:

198points

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JustAPanda 3 years ago

250 is too slow, innit?

95points

#35

Installed Anti Theft Tags On Collectibles Boss

Final score:

194points

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Chich 3 years ago

ouch!

72points

#36

A+ For Being Ingenious

Final score:

193points

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wifeofweasley 3 years ago

Well at least it works

72points

#37

Cleared The Snow, Boss

Final score:

193points

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Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

It's the driver's fault. There is usually a sign asking for cars to be moved so the parking lot can be cleared

67points

#38

Installed The Stove, Boss

Final score:

193points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

To be fair, that's a manufacturing fault, not the installer

138points

#39

Finished The Fence Boss

Final score:

181points

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Chich 3 years ago

I want to know the story behind this.

174points

#40

Application Was So Good, Took Them 6 Years To Read It!

Final score:

174points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Don't be judging - some people are really slow readers :D

66points

#41

Door Successfully Installed

Final score:

173points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

It's an American toilet door!

188points

#42

All He Wanted Was A Nice View And Fresh Air

Final score:

172points

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Damira Balent 3 years ago

This is near my house in Petrčane, Croatia. What makes this even worse is that house is on the beach, and it has unobstructed view to the sea. Uh, "had" unobstructed view to the sea 😂🤦

149points

#43

Put The Store Capacity Sign Up Boss!

Final score:

166points

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Chich 3 years ago

Finally! The Tape PDF are getting recognition!

92points

#44

Face That's Too Handsome It Doesn't Need A Mask On

Final score:

163points

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third molar 3 years ago

1 in 5 guys never wear their masks right!!

87points

#45

Moving To A New House. This Is Where The Last Owners Had Their China Cabinet

Final score:

162points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

At least you can paint to match, that rail looks like it doesn't even match, let alone line up

48points

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#46

Undefined Job

Final score:

53points

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Abhijeet 3 years ago

You did undefined.

41points

#47

Done

Final score:

50points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Cycle path and interdimensional displacement vehicles

45points

#48

Installed The Radiator Boss

Final score:

49points

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

Heat rises. They're just helping it out.

17points

#49

Labeled The Colors, Boss

Final score:

48points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

I think the blued it.

44points

#50

Finished The Balcony, Boss

Final score:

47points

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Kat 3 years ago

I've seen that quality of building in Malta.

16points

#51

Put Up The Signs Boss

Final score:

45points

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Az 3 years ago

He looks like he's going to hit himself.

22points

#52

Installed The Wheelchair Road Boss

Final score:

45points

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Joey Marlin 3 years ago

Wheeeeee.... splatt.

48points

#53

I Smell A Government Tender

Final score:

44points

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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago

Mike Tyson

36points

#54

When U Forget To Pay

Final score:

43points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Ah, good old Private Stock Photo

21points

#55

Yeah I Made The Maze Like You Asked, Boss

Final score:

43points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Story of my life. Sigh...

28points

#56

I Got Makeup Wipes From Walmart Pickup, And They Gave Them To Me Locked In A Security Box

Final score:

43points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Barb has the key, but Barb is on lunch. Easier to just hand you the whole box.

24points

#57

The Fact That They Couldn't Even Properly Print The Cdpr Icon. They Hit Us With The No Image Found

Final score:

42points

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Hilary Mol 3 years ago

I never knew Justin Timberlake had a fade. And a scar on his cheek. And a robotic arm. And used a miniature tanning bed as a collar.

21points

#58

Put The Emergency Button Up, Boss

Final score:

42points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Apparently, Dennys' had a lot of emergencies. There's no glass left.

24points

#59

Named The New Green Polish, Boss!

Final score:

41points

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Jihana 3 years ago

Maybe it's named after Scarlett O'Hara and her green curtain dress? They just forgot a t.

37points

#60

I Finished The Gutter, Boss

Final score:

41points

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Dr Nostromo 3 years ago

Basically, they just created a nesting area for birds

47points

#61

Posted The Pictofact Boss

Final score:

41points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Cracked.com's proofreading standards have really gone down the toilet lately, sigh.

24points

#62

This Can Of "Black Beans" I Opened At Work

Final score:

40points

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Sawdust 3 years ago

*may contain tomatoes.

10points

#63

They’ll Figure It Out

Final score:

40points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

Those jars seem like more glass than product, is that normal??

23points

#64

Painted That Wall For You, Boss

Final score:

40points

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Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

given the way the wood weathered its been sitting there for a while before someone noticed too

15points

#65

Installed The Glass Partition, Boss

Final score:

39points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

To be fair, what are the buttons doing so far away from the elevator??

15points

#66

Kinda Sloppy, But It's Welded Very Well

Final score:

37points

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Chucky Cheezburger 3 years ago

Sweet baby Jesus on a bumpy bicycle...I would be embarrassed,mortified and utterly ashamed to show off those welds. I understand maybe they are learning, but dayum, ask for guidance and take pride in your work.

40points