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Working a job you don't like can be a drag. Here's a sad statistic for you: according to LinkedIn, 85% of employees don't like their workplace. Whether it's their boss, the location, their colleagues, the customers, or just the nature of the job itself, many people would rather slack off or do something else instead.

When a person hates their job, they probably don't do it very well. That's where the subreddit "Not My Job" comes in. They collect the best and funniest instances where employees are doing the absolute bare minimum that's in their job description. And today, we're featuring the best of the best pics from the community. Work smarter, not harder, right?

To discuss the 'Not my job' attitude in more detail, Bored Panda reached out to Louise Carnachan. She's an organization development consultant and award-winning author of Work Jerks: How to Cope with Difficult Bosses and Colleagues. Carnachan told us more about why some people feel unmotivated in the workplace and how employers can increase their motivation.

More info: Louise Carnachan | LinkedIn | Facebook

#1

Got The Chatbot Working, Boss

Got The Chatbot Working, Boss

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Floeckchen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I really thought there were hundreds of lonely housewifes in my 20 houses thorp in the middle of nowhere

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did such a hot girl end up in a backwater like #USER_CITY#?

Anxious&Bored Bear
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 "Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty..." 🎶

Andy Cran
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd change the lyrics to reflect my home town...🎶girls are green and the grass is s****y.🎶...but that's me 😏

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Abel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am #WTF IS GOING? ON# curious.

Janissary35680
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a reference to line from a Bloodhound Gang song, isn't it?

Willin
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry. I guess I’m a 'boomer" and this is flying right over my head.

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Organizational development consultant Louise Carnachan says that the r/NotMyJob subreddit is full of woefully executed work we've all probably seen in daily life. She says the "I'll show you" type behavior the subreddit is famous for can be the consequence of being micromanaged. However, while it's one way to claim power, it's not a particularly healthy way, Carnachan says.

"Obviously, some of the images [are] of acts committed by the inattentive, disinterested, or vindictive. But it's unlikely that all were saying 'Screw you, boss' or were a consequence of incompetence. Some workers may have been assigned jobs for which they had no training [and] were given poor or no instruction and/or inadequate materials."

"Some of the goofs are clearly process problems, such as not having sweepers move debris away before the road striping truck came through. In other instances, I suspect the worker was never clued into the big picture, so their part was out of context and executed inadequately. Or, they just didn't apply common sense and think about what they were there to accomplish and why," Carnachan adds.

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    #2

    Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss

    Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. It would have a digital clock taped over it. American students don't know how to use analog clocks.

    Patrick H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like grandparents putting their new flat screen TV on top of the 50 year old CRT.

    boone williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those big honkin' clocks are regulated by a complicated central system, and if it goes down, they all go down and you can't just replace a battery and twiddle a wheel to reset it, you have to call in a repair specialist. This is just a temporary fix to keep everyone on time

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody getting paid minimum wage.

    amanda mcilvaine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids learned analog, least I know my son did. He actually prefers analog and that's what he has in his room and he loves it. Sometimes i trt to make it seem later than what it is telling him he sleeps all day then he looks at his clock and says "no mom, its only almost' i tell him im going to take his clock out and he has the quick response of no

    Sarah Church
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did too. I just can't remember if it's in 2nd or 3rd grade curriculum. I know they don't teach cursive like they used to in 3rd grade. I can't imagine they would've taken this lesson too.

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    Hidalgo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of an example of US quality control

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new clock got a piggy back (or pick-a back).

    joanne kearns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I live in the UK. I've always thought America had THE best schools

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    #3

    Workin For The Big Man

    Workin For The Big Man

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible = Jesus fan fiction.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the Torah! Though I did meet a kid at Jewish school once who claimed Christianity was fanfiction of Judaism and like she's not wrong.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma gave $10,000 to Oral Roberts' "ministry". He sent her a Bible with the words of Our Lord Jesus Christ printed in red, and Oral Roberts' name embossed on the cover in gold.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry... These types of thieves always prey on the elderly.

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    MacFrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go on like this and it'll soon turn into a singed copy.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lie before the wrapper is even off is so appropriate. 😈

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if the inscription was: "Good Luck!" --God

    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a scumbag in my country, who owns and sells books with the personal correspondence of Jesus. No, he has not been arrested for fraud. Instead he has been elected as Parliament Member by those who bought his book.

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    "Mistakes involving language are ubiquitous in our global economy," Carnachan notes. These types of mistakes, she says, are often done by accident. "Mistranslations abound, spelling errors aren't caught, sometimes word orientation is upside down or sideways. (You'd hope signs could be hung up accurately, though.)"

    "No doubt we've all been the recipient of form emails sent without the personalized information inserted, reminiscent of the speaker who begins their talk with, 'Greet the audience and say your name.'"

    Other times, mistakes, whether they're intentional or not, can have a pretty funny result. "Typos are the best," Carnachan says. "As demonstrated on a sandwich label stating it contains 'Criminalized onion relish.'"

    #4

    Security Dog

    Security Dog

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pleased that they are accepting diversity.

    Ge Po
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one may be undercover.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When you lie on your resume, but get the job anyway."

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's a cute little puppy? You are!

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if the cat identifies as a dog, who are we to argue? 🤷‍♀️

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have recently eaten the security dog...

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who is a good boy? You are a good boy!"... "What the hell are you telling me!?"

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want something that will take on anything they bring on, the cat was the right choice.

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    #5

    A New Hobby? Alright

    A New Hobby? Alright

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the bookshop that had a window display publicising just two books, Prince Harry’s book - Spare and another book - How to kill your family.

    Settled for Infamy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought upon first glance, that these were vcr tapes 👵

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could spend the day in this section.

    shankShaw deReemer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first became interested in true crime, my local Barnes and Noble had about 2/3 shelves of true crime books. After just a few years, it became the entire bookshelf. Now it's multiple bookcases. Interesting to see how quickly the topic rose to the occasion, so to speak!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Decapitator buys his supplies at Hobby Loppy.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that sign actually above some other goods on the next aisle, behind this display? It looks as if there's a space behind the shelf the books are on.

    01BMW01M101FAN01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "new hobby" like serial killing!

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    #6

    Made The Name Tag, Boss

    Made The Name Tag, Boss

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually know Sandi and remember laughing my head off at this, will have to send her this post (she originally shared it on twitter)

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get your thumb stuck in a machine?

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago

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    nail shaming necessary?

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    Leah C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but are you the sandimann?

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have nightmares about that nail.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago? I had to open a new bank account and the number of times they got my name wrong on the new bank cards??? I was - "That's not even a name!!!" but yups when trying to do things for ID etc over the phone? Please take into consideration my lexicon, accent and my weird name!!!

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope that her specialty is sleep disorders.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phychologist - specialising in sleep disorders?

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    Mishaps can happen in any and all work settings, of course. "No one job classification has the corner on poor performance, but some jobs certainly have more public visibility," Carnachan tells us. "And some workers are self-motivated to be high performers, while others are not."

    When scrolling through the r/NotMyJob subreddit, some people may label these types of workers as lazy. Yet, the reality is much more nuanced. "Effort is hard to evaluate because we only see results. We can't measure an individual's exertion," Carnachan explains. 

    "One worker may put in a lot of effort yet achieve mediocre results, while another puts in less effort but obtains good results. Skill, ability, training, and personality traits impact this. There are people who are just in the wrong jobs," she also adds.

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    #7

    Not My Job To Add The Subtitles

    Not My Job To Add The Subtitles

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even professionals who work for TV do this sometimes, but they write it in a more professional way, like *unintelligible talking*. But I like this one better.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most annoying to me. Is this what I need translated most.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subtitles are sometimes unintentionally hilarious!!! I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night so I put my TV on with mute with the subtitles so I don't wake anyone else up. I once woke up to live breaking news, it wasn't bad but the live subtitles read - "Jellybean kangaroo parked". It was - erm, what? It was someones name!

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 100% can happen, and happens. It happened when I worked at a subtitling company. One of the translators left their notes in the subtitles. Things like "WTF" etc. The episode made it on air with them.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    long time ago there was an short interview with a soccerplayer from Georgia country as part of some program and the subtitles just said "lskukehzjhbxzhgbgxzghveuolzgduzvxbbb" Floored me.

    FoxRabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen some not great subtitles, like the ones that said 'FBI, freeze!' on a the NCIS team yelling 'federal agents, freeze!' but this is a new level of 'I can't be bothered to do my job well'

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew that subtitles are not always accurate. I remember sometimes when actors speak incoherently is not translated. This is the part I want mostly translated. Duh!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't approve of the phrase, but I definitely appreciate the honesty.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 30 years ago or so, I had some friends who had their own subtitle machine and would pirate Japanese animation on vhs. They didn't speak Japanese. They'd just make up dialogue that seemed appropriate or funny for the scenes and plot. Came up with some very unique movies that way.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why when I see a foreign movie I wish I knew the language because I doubt they translate everything accurately. When there are parts that they joke I wonder if is translated correctly or if is a local joke instead since I know that every country has a different kind of humor. Sometimes is the later especially for the ones that you don't hear the original voice.

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    #8

    Amblivious

    Amblivious

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope there aren't any flies on the pitch.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amphibious pitchers hope there are.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly, they used the correct word IN the story.... 2nd paragraph.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The headline is usually written by a different person than the actual story.

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know, he could be a really good swimmer too ...

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he is amphibious, why does it look like he holding his breath?

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is trying to intimidate the batter by puffing up to look bigger

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    Denise Indoung
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all fairness, maybe the part were he can pitch on both dry land and underwater is on the next page.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no future in the aquabaseball idea...

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was even better at water polo, but salaries in baseball are much higher.

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have it right in the article !🤦‍♀️

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have it both ways cos they're amphibious

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might be amphibious, you don't know. You haven't seen him play water baseball.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet they get it right in the article! 😄

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    #9

    Packed The Violin Bow, Boss

    Packed The Violin Bow, Boss

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    Shlockler2020
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who plays viola, this pains me to see

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't play any instruments but it pains me too!

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    greenguy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrible packaging and I hope you get refunded but next time buy horse hair... Sticks better and lasts longer

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever this person at darazpk takes, reconsidering of life choices might be a good idea.

    Little Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who committed this heinous act? The concertmaster and conductor will speak with you now.

    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i play violin, and last year someone in my orchestra snapped a bow in half in the dressing room. not mine, thankfully but it was still really sad to see :(

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    However, even the most dedicated and hard-working employees might not produce the best results sometimes. "There are many factors out of the worker's control," Carnachan notes. "Examples are the quality of the training and materials provided and how compensation or rewards are calculated (i.e., tied to production quotas or quality measures?). If I get paid by the piece and there aren't any real quality standards, I'll put out a lot of pieces."

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    #10

    A Fork In The Road

    A Fork In The Road

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    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” — Yogi Berra

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didnt give a fork.

    CheaderMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. Someone actually took the fork in the road.

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶"Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road"🎶

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time grabs you by the hand, directs you where to go

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    Elizabeth Butler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in a trash can: a yellow fork

    HappyBink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there's always a fork in the road......Or they got a salad fork and you have one of the big dinner forks and you have longer to go but they're like done because that's it, they're stuck on a piece of food.....

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    #11

    Care To Elaborate??

    Care To Elaborate??

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problems are found. Fix them. There ya go bud👍

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    Babs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a TV that would say. " No signal. Is it on ! "

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it i s a pretty way to say F**K YOU!

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss at Epson: Ok, make error messages for problems that says what to do

    Abinaash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened with me with Epson printer drivers on windows 4 1/2 years ago, it worked on Linux but the printer was c**p and it said needed to buy ink after every 3 pages printer. I recycled it and bought a Brother, no problems and working perfectly for 4 years as of now.

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    LovePsychos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a text your from your boss.

    Amy Beckler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...here...there... everywhere...😱

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not gonna fix it, unless the printer fixes my money problems in exchange!

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    #12

    Got The Actors Boss!

    Got The Actors Boss!

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    silverfish imperitrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not an actor, that is a casino executive named Ferenc Szony. He was well known for doing funny advertising, hence using a picture of himself as his mom. Do your research next time.

    Patrick H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a while, couples start to look alike.

    Abel
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can end looking like your dog! 🐶

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say I have the same face of my mother...

    THE COOL ZACH
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing so hard at this point!🤣

    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a family resemblance

    Amy Beckler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty! Python!🤗

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    Workers should get this information from their supervisors, Carnachan says. "Managers and crew leads are responsible for communicating the 'why' of the work and how it ties into an entire project. When people have no idea of what follows their labor, they work in a vacuum, and then, it's easy for them to make assumptions and bad decisions."

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    #13

    Edited The Picture, Boss!

    Edited The Picture, Boss!

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    Louby Of Morrowind
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ainsley Harriot indeed. Best TV chef imo

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, that face he's making!

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever edited ainsley Harriet in rhis pic needs to know that he is a pedophile, also they found out during the other tv pedophile such as Gary glitter and Ralph Harris, near enough .so thanks for for the nightmares for the next god knows how many years!! Lol 😆

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    #14

    Placed The Sticker Boss

    Placed The Sticker Boss

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    Zephyr343
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to have been deliberate lol

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who want a full-blown chocolate experience

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole new meaning to "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand"

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This stickrer is brought to you by Bored Panda. Thanks for watching!

    Amy Pontious
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best sticker placement! 🤣🤣

    Robert Skinner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry we're only sucking his brains out

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    #15

    I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

    I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols

    HertzFrequently Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast Mother Nature took note and put on frosting!

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    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case we get stuck in traffic? Well yes, that is a great idea.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, why wouldn't you drive with cake?

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta pack on the winter insulation some how!

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I saw - "Drive with care. lizards happening" They'd missed out the B and misspelt Blizzards! 😄

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    In an office environment, corporate culture also comes into play. Carnachan lists some questions that might impact an employee's performance. "Is teamwork expected? Are folks responsible for noting and correcting mistakes regardless of who made them? Are service and customer satisfaction important, or is the mentality to just mark it [as] done?"

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    #16

    "I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The QR Codes, Boss"

    "I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The QR Codes, Boss"

    speederaser Report

    Natasha Arruda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know these ones in particular aren't actual QR codes but has anyone tried to draw a QR code by hand and see if they'd work still? Just curious.

    Ivanka Pee Morais
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scanned these and guess what? i got them fo FREE

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing! There are just no words!

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, an enigma! Where can I find the other clues?

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    #17

    Made The Engraving, Boss

    Made The Engraving, Boss

    awesomeduuuu Report

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Seen in tech manuals) - This page left intentionally blank

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's because of the pages folding so blank pages are unavoidable, but it still just wastes ink (or a few bytes if it's a pdf)

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    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,at least there was no graven cursing?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if trolling or just stupid

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it word perfect, boss, just as requested. I hope that's OK.

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is, people do this, on cakes, on cards, you name it.

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    #18

    There, That Should Do It

    There, That Should Do It

    bopaqod Report

    Rebecca A. Corvello
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know "Mexican" was a language 🙄

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it says "Mexican Spanish" on the box

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    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a good few seconds I didn't notice the "Spanish" and legit thought it just said "Learn Mexican".

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the word 'Spanish' doesn't show up for me.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doppelganger. That's it. What's the Mexican Maori word for doppelganger?

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the model (presumably the instructor) has a photoshop headband for Māori which is misspelled with an”a” rather than an “ä”

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody will notice the difference. Clever! ☆☆☆☆☆

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which type of Mexican language were they marketing?......and remember what I mentioned about voiceovers? Someone is polylingual.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know Mexican was a language

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's close enough, surely. It's not as if anyone will get the chance to compare them, is it?

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    Seeing others do the bare minimum at work might be entertaining. That is until it happens at your own workplace. Indeed, sometimes, people might adopt the "Not my job" mentality to the extreme, and that might even be dangerous to others.

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    "The willful desire to create a safety hazard for others is beyond 'Sticking it to the man,'" Carnachan tells Bored Panda. "If it's a training issue and can be remediated, that's okay -- if not, this is the wrong person for the job, regardless of their motivation."

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    #19

    Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!

    Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!

    Professional-Stick82 Report

    Rachael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fire hydrant looks like it's holding a sword!

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not be attacked by homicidal fire hydrant at this location

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Stops having a heart attack* Oh silly me.

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's R2D2's counterpart from the EmpireQ3C3, with his light saber

    Jan Castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The empire strike bankruptcy with shortages on baterries for the lightsabers? (upvote for the clever Q3C3 lol)

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    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where should I go to have an emergency?

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emergency Department of course. They carry a full line for you to select from.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please Mr. Mugger, would you mind terribly to attack until the next corner, if you are so kind? Much appreciated.

    Guy-Incognito
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    University campus safety phones 🙄

    Sy Pri
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, i'll have one at the next available emergency phone

    Shawn Mendes' Girlfriend<333
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry sir, you can't bleed out here, try another location!"

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    #20

    That’s Good To Hear

    That’s Good To Hear

    InternalEssayz Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm....what does "mostly" mean in this context?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, somewhat...more or less...resolved-ish

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mostly"? What does it mean? You spared the offspring because they are too young?

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newt: "They mostly come out at night. Mostly." (Aliens, the movie)

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳👉🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a mostly passive agressive note! I have arachnophoby! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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    #21

    Clothing Display Done Boss!

    Clothing Display Done Boss!

    inste0 Report

    Jan Castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we all float down here Georgie 🤡

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police Baffled By Ongoing Child Disappearances

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it hanging in the window and I couldn't resist it....(Carol Burnett in her movie spoof Gone With The Wind)

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having flashbacks from "The Sixth Sense."

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    "When people are treated poorly, they tend to want to act out by sticking it to the boss," Carnachan explains the possible cause of the "Not my job" mentality. "But pushing back by refusing to do unpopular chores, like [taking] out trash, wash[ing] up, or restock[ing], becomes childish. 'We'll just see how bad it gets before somebody does something' should turn, instead, to a discussion about what needs to be done, who is doing it, and when."

    #22

    Installed The Light Switch, Boss

    Installed The Light Switch, Boss

    TyrTwiceForVictory Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not. Because I would for sure turn off the switch after reading that sign. I must!

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If true, you'd think there would at least be some tape on the light switch.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also impressed with the anout of current running through it!

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    Santrikea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I suddenly have the evil impulse to flip that switch multiple times a day while people are on it?!

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump, please go into the elevator, by coincidence you're both booked for the fourth floor..." *flicks off lights*

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign makes the switch a finger magnet.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you say no it becomes a fat yes in my mind!

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it means the light in the elevator. It's a code violation either way, but less dangerous that way

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh heh heh ..on?...off...on?...off... heh heh heh...

    Emma Malcolm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehe. me maliciously switching it off.

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    #23

    How I Bang Your Mother

    How I Bang Your Mother

    reddit.com Report

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take "things that make me want to poke my eyes out" for $1000, Alex...

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I think Darryl Strawberry and Alyson Hannigan make a cute couple.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say we germans don't have humour! (Pro7 is a german channel)

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an almost okay-ish photoshop. The "met" isn't lined up properly and in a way it can't be an editing error (eg one blank too many)

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Shitcom unreleased.

    01BMW01M101FAN01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I bang your mother? Lucy, you got some splaining to do!

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Big How Theory.......Met, I bang your mother

    Origami Chik3n
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, second one is not wrong. Ted did bang their mother. At least twice.

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    #24

    They Will Never Know The Difference

    They Will Never Know The Difference

    HeartyHemlock Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt of known the difference passing under it

    Tiff G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TOO good - someone's getting fired for making someone else look bad. 🤣

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    Smol Frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't see a different one. could someone point it out please?

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can always compliment the powers of the observant?

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    "Every job has elements that are less interesting, even downright unappealing," Carnachan points out. "But if there's a fair distribution and rotation and everyone knows what the rules are, it goes better. If the boss won't step up to [initiate] this conversation, then a staff member can."

    #25

    This Kind Of Belongs Here

    This Kind Of Belongs Here

    Grufffinance15 Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The publisher misread the title. They thought it said, "No. More Plastic", hence more plastic.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have hired Lionel Hutz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS5h3Q2mPPw

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    Graham_Illegal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a great illustration of how much you can really do. If the author is disappointed, he didn't understand the subject, and just exploited it by giving his readers the false idea that industrial-level waste can be changed by individual choices.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know… I want to believe that every little bit helps though.

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    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with practice plastic to teach you how to make a difference

    Tiff G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" For Dummies - Laminated Edition

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, NOTHING was wrapped in plastic. Yes. I am that old. There really is no need for this much plastic.

    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It was ALL in paper bags or just au naturel.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. More plastic! Isn't grammar "fun"?

    Gabby LV
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing that comes to mind: "she's dead ... wrapped in plastic!"

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was supposed to be wrapped in banana leaves.

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The individual doesn’t make much of a difference though. It’s industries and companies that need to make the changes. And they need to do better than using more plastic to attach the bottle tops to the bottles to be “recycled together”.

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    #26

    Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive

    Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive

    ShitStainedBallSack Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some impressive tile saw work

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw work? Paleontologists just discovered incontrovertible evidence that dinosaurs used plumbing!

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That plumbing doesn't make any sense. But very neat, indeed.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The malicious compliance feels strong in this one.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it actually looks pretty cool!

    Josh Wiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Bethesda builds your house

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "why'd this one bathroom cost twice as much as the others?"

    S P1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been harder to cut those tiles so well

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a question... How the hell did that?

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    #27

    Just Put Monday

    Just Put Monday

    Toukoxxx Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it's Liz Truss you have a choice of Mondays. Not many though

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lettuce. If it looks and smells ok, eat it.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a note posted on my parents apartment building entrance: "Maintenance informes that there will be water outage for two hours. We apologize for the inconvenience." We never learned which two hours and of which day 🤷‍♀️

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Garfield does not approve this"

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that it is lettuce and probably cost too much, the last one

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s bad EVERY Monday. So just make sure to eat it literally any other day of the week

    Pond Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they tried. I hate looking for expiration dates only to find it blurred or navy print right on a navy section of packaging which is only visible if you keep moving it under light to see the different glare.

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    "Job descriptions don't get into details like restocking the printer," she adds. "It's up to the manager to set the stage for teamwork in their department and the expectations for communication, dealing with disagreements, being attentive to safety, owning the work of the entire team instead of just their own contribution, and [contributing] to the little tasks that are required for a smooth operation."

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    #28

    I Posted The Job Offer Boss

    I Posted The Job Offer Boss

    Kadus500 Report

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Company paid fines & settlements of about $40,000. Directors claimed it was a malicious posting by an employee in India to get the company in trouble, and that they were only agreeing to the fines because they didn't want the expense of going to court. They did nothing wrong and in fact love diversity so much they should probably marry it. Of course this sounds entirely credible and I for one have no doubt at all.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the malicious employee go onto their boss’s computer and send the information from their email address?

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    Birb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    75 dollar an hour? Where do i sign

    Jen M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U can't sign, unless you are white!

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    James Phetteplace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how Berkshire Hathaway would feel about working with Arthur Grand Technologies Inc. if they saw this?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they abbreviate hour with hou? wow, you saved 0,001 seconds of reading

    Sydney B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said the quiet part out loud

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, it was an actual email and the company was fined heavily...although they should have lost their gov't contracts as well.

    01BMW01M101FAN01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing screams racist like this right here

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    #29

    Made The Title For The Ad Boss

    Made The Title For The Ad Boss

    kings005 Report

    LynnCaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...am I the only one why tried to click it out of curiosity?

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the amount of ads they have on the website, I didn't realize it was an entry

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    V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved this game when I was a kid.

    Willin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again! I think I saw it fly by...

    eMp Tee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click. (it made me do it)

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    #30

    The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room

    The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room

    Hawkthemanaaaaaaa Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case they need to return it. I hope they kept the receipt.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you take it out of the package is loses its value!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people never think outside the box.

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to remove the clock from the box to add a battery. So, did someone hang it without it running OR did they put it back in the box after adding a battery?

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education system makes one proud for sure!!

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought a new clock, may return later.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not a 'not my job' fail, this one is a hilarious practical joke.

    TBS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mediocrity at it's best!

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    Carnachan says that a team should adopt the view that each member "owns the work of the team." Employees, thus, should have a less individualistic approach to their work. "When people feel responsible solely for their own work, coworkers may start evaluating each other to monitor who they think is not pulling their weight."

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    "If a colleague's inattentive or their inaccurate work compromises safety or the team's outcomes, speaking to the manager about your concerns makes sense. But withholding help or engaging in stupid power plays to punish the colleagues or the boss isn't okay."

    #31

    Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

    Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss

    Nikoklis Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why couldn't it be a fork? Then everyone would understand.

    Denise Indoung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL were you like 'Whoa!" No way!" When you saw #16? 😂

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the guy underneath holding it I feel sorry for...

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take this job and shovel it."

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, an attempt was made....not a good one, but an attempt none the less

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for stunts on a movie set. That's how they make cars flip over in chase scenes.

    01BMW01M101FAN01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where my damn shovel went. Not letting Brent borrow nothing ever again!

    TBS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, THAT'S where I left it!

    Dezi227
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect spot for a toynbee tile

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    #32

    Installed The Playground Boss

    Installed The Playground Boss

    IcyLaw651 Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have seen this one before on BP. IIRC the building is a place that makes / sells the playgrounds. So that is advertising, not a functional play space.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah...a "multifunctional" space, maybe...weee.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone really hates kids!

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...starts with a cute little parachute....

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a retroactive abortion clinic? (Hello darkness my old friend, I might have gone too far again...)

    Settled for Infamy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more intrigued than troubled. Is that wrong?

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone does not like children. Just a guess.

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    #33

    My Contract Never Stated I Had To Move Rocks Away. Thank You Very Much

    My Contract Never Stated I Had To Move Rocks Away. Thank You Very Much

    ZeCerealKiller Report

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nobody got time for that obviously

    Sazan Kuros
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn't in the scope of their work. It could be a rock feature on the lawn, and moving it might have meant a phone call from the client. Plus, moving it could have caused injury. It isn't the contractors' job to check on every rock and make sure it can be moved. If someone wants a job done as certain way, it's on them to facilitate that by moving stuff like this out of the way.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good chance the plumbers didn't have the equipment onsite to move the rock.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Workman Comp claim waiting to happen.

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, had a guy come in to paint the cement floor of the backroom in a store I worked at. He painted around things, cardboard box, around, rolling rack, around, chair, yep, around.

    Brandon Parisien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have run it around instead of over...

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plumber versus Landscaper

    HappyBink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call the Paw Patrol! Rubble on the double!!

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    #34

    I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss

    I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss

    Rickqw22 Report

    Erin Stewart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one pissed off looking mannequin....😯

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is the only head that fit, boss!"

    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays that would be accurate, scary, but accurate.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...ready for Kung-Fu fighting!

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    #35

    Put The Signs On The Fuel Pumps, Boss!

    Put The Signs On The Fuel Pumps, Boss!

    TragedyMaskBand Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww ma, that's my favourite flavour! It pairs really well with the gas station sushi

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one is going to make you sick first?!

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    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all diesel petrol pumps green in the USA? Here in the UK all petrol pumps are green and all diesel pumps are black.

    inventerna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Diesel pumps are green here. Never thought it might be color-coded different elsewhere.

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    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, my car will be so dissapointed not having his favourite flavour.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what am I gonna eat for dinner?

    01BMW01M101FAN01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p, I was wanting a cup of diesel too. Oh well, my loss I guess, LOL

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    #36

    Fixed Bridge, Boss

    Fixed Bridge, Boss

    Leandropr Report

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to know where that is so I never go there.

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably an expansion joint or a seismic gap. The addition to fill the gap is hilarious.

    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any faith in the bridge nor its builders.

    tana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape fixes everything

    Luke H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just preparing for the future fallout...thats what the bridges look like

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    #37

    Rail Installed, Boss!

    Rail Installed, Boss!

    theshrike Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to keep those demons on their own floor.

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they open outwards and then you fall into void.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How strange, it's always on the landings between flights of stairs that people need an extra rail to hold on to, rather than on the actual stairs. So we had to put a rail there.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire escape, no escape for the fire or us!

    TBS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...no words suffice here...

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whatever you do don’t go into the locked rooms

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those doors looks like it goes outside so maybe a good thing to block

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    #38

    Cr*ppy Submission:

    Cr*ppy Submission:

    dbnp19 Report

    Kelly Boreham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Hanky already got a job though!?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but he wasn't in enough episodes to live off the rerun residuals. Even 'toons gotta eat.

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    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, having worked there for way too long (yes I'm free now, finally) I can say with absolutely confidence, they do treat their employees like shít...

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. Lotsa competition out there...all those 💩 eating 😁's out there...did I just "say" that? oops😁

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. That's where they get the burgers from...

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    #39

    Made The Error Message Boss

    Made The Error Message Boss

    PainOfClarity Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I write commercial software, and for the last 15 years I've been intending to make our error messages take the form of Haiku, but have never had the bottle to do it. Maybe I'll go for just single words instead.

    Denise Indoung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, Windows XP, I understand, I'm getting old too.

    Tiff G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word. The ultimate word.

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    #40

    Added Subtitles, Boss

    Added Subtitles, Boss

    -ksguy- Report

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw some show on Netflix and someone said "use the staff" to a guy holding a wizard staff, and the Swedish translation was "use the employees".

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nothing less than painfully honest

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is giving Nick from UNHhhh (Trixie and Katya).

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His tattoos in Mandarin don't say what he thinks, either.

    #41

    The Brids

    The Brids

    elikessler Report

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, no one's going to believe me but this is the correct spelling. Well, the historical one. Ish. Bird comes from brid (nestling) via metathesis. Just happy accidents and all that.

    Tiff G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you! "Hen"ce names like Brighid and iterations thereof.

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    Gray (they/he/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is I would totally get it just because of that lol

    Sherry Watson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add an E to the word and it becomes Bride!

    Bohemiangirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use as a wedding decoration... add flowers and you have a centerpiece.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Runaway Brid! Juli Robers was gorgeous in that film!

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    #42

    Painted The Lines Boss

    Painted The Lines Boss

    Riresurmort Report

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but I like that the driver didn't drive over the poor plant.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is even the point of a double line on the road in that location?

    Adam S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they need them on one side otherwise the road could be blocked by two cars parking opposite each other

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this done around a parked car who ignored the "no parking, line renewing" sign.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda wish/dream we'd started doing this foliage-space mentality-150 years ago...I did qualify "wish/dream"...🙄

    LovePsychos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not job poorly made, that's respect to nature. 👏

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when they were painting double yellow lines here in our city, one cut off at halfway down a pedestrian street. Then another just wasn't ever finished! Maybe they ran out of paint? 😄

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    #43

    Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!

    Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!

    Tommy_Adams09 Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh...those are my working hours though....

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a stickler for rules which is why I wait until 6:01 to start wreaking havoc😈

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is fake. It is a 'No Stopping' sign that's been photoshopped.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not photoshopped, but it is fake sign. Seems a shame to add real story, but this sign from somewhere in Kent (UK) was put up during the filming of a music video. However I remember seeing signs up in Chester many many years ago saying during which hours the area was a crime free zone. They didn't look completely official, but in truth the police were very on top of crime in those hours.

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    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So crime must be okay from 6pm to 8am. But then is it even really crime?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a statement that there is no crime between those times, or an order not to commit crime between those those times? Because I can wait until after 6pm to commit that burglary. (Oops, I wasn't meant to tell anyone!)

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we can do the Purge after 6pm?

    Dudley2348
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    1 year ago

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    #44

    Updated Our Working Hours, Boss

    Updated Our Working Hours, Boss

    destinyspie Report

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found the company I wanna work for!

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ask for a break at 13:00:30, to split the workload to before and after break

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a really tough minute though

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a great job, but how long is the commute?

    MR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry folks, I was late and I left early.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...guess that BUY IT NOW is a very limited offer...

    Tiff G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The signature is in Cyrillic, sooo... 😅

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every bank customer service line in America

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    #45

    The Chosen One

    The Chosen One

    ilostmyremote Report

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have written "SOMETHING UP".

    LynnCaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed directions to the letter.

    Jan Castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me disagree, because it was put in the bottom part of the sign...

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    MirohLoome (he/she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we'll steer you straight!" *me, laughing maniacally, driving away in a tiny clown car* "HAHAHAH NEVER YOU IDIOTS"

    Bruce Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke. BAR-S PIT HAM. Keizer Oregon, circa 2005

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A flawless work 10/10 👍

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    #46

    Thanks, Associate's Name

    Thanks, Associate's Name

    tacochickenstrips Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how #WalmartsFamily views cool people like associate's name

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you name your child "associate's name"? /s

    Zero Chance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they were wearing some sort of visible identification on their clothing... a name tag, if you will

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appreciated so much we can't even name them!

    Amy Pontious
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like card bored cut outs!

    86
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both named associate name, that's gotta be confusing, who will they know who is getting paged

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    #47

    Delivered The Package Boss

    Delivered The Package Boss

    nims_2525 Report

    She who must not be named
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Nicole. Last week I had an Amazon package delivered, my Dad answered the door to the guy and then I got a notification to say it had been left with my neighbour Micole 🙃 Twice it said Micole. I mean, I can understand a misspelling but it was delivered to my house not my neighbour 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this much worse than leaving a parcel in my porch, then sending an email saying 'received by Mary', when I was at home but didn't get a chance to open the door or speak to them?

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    #48

    Installed The Water Faucet, Boss

    Installed The Water Faucet, Boss

    CoolJabez0404 Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I say I'm technically functioning this is what I mean

    day light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have a massive pet peeve for sink faucets that are so far back in the basin that you end up smacking your hands against the back of it while washing them... but this... this is a nightmare

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only works in full on mode!

    imgonaarickrollyousohard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We install faucets, sinks are not in our scope of work

    Pandroid Rebellion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual footage of me trying to get through my day.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens surprisingly often in the UK.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have worked if there was enough water pressure.

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    #49

    Ok What The F**k

    Ok What The F**k

    Aztery Report

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You like my remodel?....I learned it from an influencer on TikTok...

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measure twice, cut once? No! Measure once, cut eleven times!

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I want a "Baumkuchen" (Tree Cake) and have to wait till Christmas to get one 😑

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone that has had to do miter cuts understands this. Worse for crown moulding

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crown is the easiest thing to cut and put up. Set your saw on 45, put on and set your crown stops, that's it. Doesn't matter the rise and run. Only time you change off that 45 is when a corner changes from a 90. Find your angle, divide by 2. Cut with bottom of crown up on your saw.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs and outside radius corner block.

    V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what our place looks like. They obviously just got handymen rather than qualified tradespeople to do the flooring too.

    Milton’s Assistant
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that soap? Like, bougie, fancy soap, but soap all the same?

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    #50

    Completed The Road Marking Boss

    Completed The Road Marking Boss

    lekshmikutty Report

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy from #12 did this on his semester abroad.

    Milton’s Assistant
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAH!! Everyone should travel and experience new climes and cultures. I’m glad to see they’re enriching their life

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    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a snake underneath, boss.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the guy that plowed the field behind my Dad's house, then didn't harrow to level it before they put down the grass seed. I have a feeling that's the same guy.

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    #51

    Screens Up Boss

    Screens Up Boss

    notjustthemenyo Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it an art installation? 🤔

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your a*s is a bioweapon! Oprn that window!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst exhibit on the tour.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please poop responsibly

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can shower and poop at the same time!

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you don't have the shower here. What do you want to use as a shower? Wait... I probably don't want to know.

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    #52

    I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss

    I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss

    Gaggamaggot Report

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, that's gonna be hard to accomplish...

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign intended for a hospital. Maternity wards now requiring payment before delivery.

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I don't exist, I never paid my parking fee.

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I can’t pay, I don’t exist yet.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything's a damn subscription these days.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will finish paying even for breath...

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is a garage....you only park there for a while...

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    #53

    Weather Update Posted Boss

    Weather Update Posted Boss

    mad_shad123 Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nod to the George Carlin Hippy Dippy Weatherman skit?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wheatherforecast from 21.12.2012

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The weather tonight is dark....with lightly scattered light by morning" - George Carlin as The Hippy Dippy Weatherman

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark is my favorite kind of weather! Finally, I get to see the apocalypse, instead of living through another end of the world that never happens!

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We have an uncertain future".

    #54

    Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss

    Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss

    mrbritchicago Report

    Leah C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it wasn't too long.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it's too long because I'm not sure how long the fingers of the fish are.

    Patrick H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish isn't vegan. I'm convinced that vegans are mostly jealous of omnivores. Instead of labeling their food for what it is, they give it non-vegan names. Milk and cheese comes from mammals, not plants. Bacon comes from pigs, not plants (or turkeys). Fish is literally a type of animal, so by definition, it cannot be vegan. Just call it tofu fingers (although fingers also come from animals, so maybe tofu sticks). Ugh. Vegans are infuriating.

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    #55

    Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss

    Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss

    awsome_repost_bro Report

    Patrick H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't know she was a vampire.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the eye color was 'bro', like 'bro, she doesn't have eyes'.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she dressed head to toe in cammo?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plus side is that she still has her soul.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says not for federal identification. Really? Who's the genius???

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American friends! Why can’t you use your driver’s licence for federal identification? What do you use instead? In my country, your driver’s license is your main means of identification.

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    #56

    Labeled The Sports Boss

    Labeled The Sports Boss

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biking, Water biking, Arm biking with stick, America biking, Big biking, Horse Biking, Wind water biking, Snow biking with TWO sticks

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever sport you want to do, this is how you travel here.

    AlpacaLunch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame there is no room for biking.

    #57

    “I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

    “I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably

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    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk..... the bugs dont look like they were dead but one of them.... that takes skill

    C Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming it was the spray kind of application and not a roller

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is like a fossil for the future generations.

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why weren't the exterminators their first call, instead of paint?

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well, when you got an airless in your hand you cant just stop for a bug, keep on spraying.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was left as a warning to all other bugs thinking about living there.

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a house with bad mold in one room due to a leaky roof. The landlord wanted to paint the affected wall instead of fix the roof. My roommate and I moved out not long after that

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making that person's job harder and the next person that has to deal with painted bugs. That grinds my gears, and reminds me of similar issues inspection somehow didn't catch in my own DIY scumlord house.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be more concerned as to why there are so many bugs on the walls

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    #58

    Wrote The News Boss

    Wrote The News Boss

    SlitheryScales Report

    Evy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only words and words are all I have...

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vl1m5FYlAo What are words worth? What are words worth? Words Words in papers, words in books Words on TV, words for crooks

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Words, words, it's all we have to go on"

    John Haley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in Popeye's voice.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Words words words!..." Gloria Swanson as Nora Desmond in Sunset Boulevard

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    #59

    The Return To School Is Coming Strong

    The Return To School Is Coming Strong

    ContributionOpen3966 Report

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember taking some of those with me when I was in highschool.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teachers are gonna need it. Children are monsters.

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    #60

    Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss

    Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss

    Anonymous Report

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough this sign would probably be a valid legal defense.

    #61

    Pasted The Poster Boss!

    Pasted The Poster Boss!

    MarryBorger Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, grayscale. The most reflective of all

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not too flashy. Can't have flashy colored safety equipment

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on movie sets before the 1950s.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just HAD to give the job to the one guy on staff who's colourblind.

    #62

    Wheelchairs Having Some Fun

    Wheelchairs Having Some Fun

    Tenchi_Muyo1 Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the chair's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, everybody's entitled to have some fun!

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at this picture, I'm guessing that's why they are called WHEE -LCHAIRS!

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    #63

    Translation Complete, Boss

    Translation Complete, Boss

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably way more of a deterrent than actual jail

    rorschach-penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you find out how much rape goes on in prisons.

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    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they have to earn back what they stole in some way 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssh, you can't threaten me with a good time! /s

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    #64

    Cool Cake!

    Cool Cake!

    jmvbmw Report

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, they did a good representation.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decades ago, someone complained about a file on a floppy disk, so I asked them to send me a copy of the disk. They put in on the photocopier and faxed me the image....

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess no-one else had a cake that looked the same!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something from cakewrecks.com

    #65

    Yup Boss, I Ordered A Normal-Sized Amount Of Fries For Our Normal-Sized Store

    Yup Boss, I Ordered A Normal-Sized Amount Of Fries For Our Normal-Sized Store

    LegoCMFanatic Report

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took advantage of one of these a year or so ago. Local grocery accidentally ordered 3 skids of bacon. Pound of bacon for $2. Husband bought 27 packages. No ragerts.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the pandemic the nearby Auldi double ordered fresh vegetables. The large tub of salad greens were $1 by other great prices for produce. It was awesome felt like a king with all the fresh produce.

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The type of humor more stores need. Yay No Frills!

    #66

    Made The Warning Label Boss

    Made The Warning Label Boss

    Jazzlike_Sport_1417 Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stronke! Pull the lever!"

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong lever! Why do we even have that lever?

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe whoever wrote this copy was already suffering from a stronke!😅

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who was a lifelong smoker. After the inevitable stronke he was never the same again.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the stronke!! Anything but stronke!

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    #67

    Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting

    Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting

    fishsticks40 Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because the peer reviewers agreed that the Gabor paper was crappy too

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? That's why I highlight those comments in yellow so I remember to remove them

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do red text, half of my drafts are like that just so I can get something down... I'm sure my teachers are confused when reading them though ("Why is she ranting about minor scales in a biology assignment?")

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    Della
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the highlight part is the only part I understand.

    Malissa Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel by the time I get done writing papers for college.

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    #68

    Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This

    Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This

    anderscandor Report

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son of a me...that's where it went!

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has been going crazy trying to find the last puzzle piece

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could say they were..... Puzzled... By its disappearance....

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would leave me puzzled as well

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why the apartment was free. The previous residents didnt recover from the agony.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the door of the mousehole. Do not disturb.

    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can finally finish Banjo-Kazooie ... yay!

    benstella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't even make it even at the bottom!

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    #69

    Installed Those TV's In The Headrests!

    Installed Those TV's In The Headrests!

    TaurineCrinoid783 Report

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would still work for an owl 🦉

    #70

    My School Bought Modern Stuff. The Projector Was Placed Under The Screen

    My School Bought Modern Stuff. The Projector Was Placed Under The Screen

    batata_flita Report

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy that put it up obviously did not go to school for this-

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    #71

    Got The Un Logo Boss

    Got The Un Logo Boss

    jaquis89 Report

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BBC once interviewed a man (a student) who came for a job interview for data support cleanser and who was mistaken for a technology expert, a journalist. Both the student as the journalist had the same first name, Guy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Goma_BBC_interview

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    Ashley_Kirin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing?" "Sir, Interviewing at the BBC."

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Master Chief would get things actually done though

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is up there with the Russell Crowe film that used the logo from Dragon Age: Inquisition to represent the Spanish Inquisition.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than when the Borat version of Kazakhstan national anthem was played at a sport eveny medal ceremony.

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    #72

    Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants

    Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants

    hellivvy Report

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This plant is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the pot 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PlanT!!

    #73

    Shower Vent Installed, Boss!

    Shower Vent Installed, Boss!

    lixjl7 Report

    #74

    Godamnit Roy

    Godamnit Roy

    ntheg111 Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Batman trains in case he has to escape the pit Bane threw him in again.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son... someday you will climb the corporate ladder.... (A picture of today's corporate ladder)

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame "Snake Eater" would stop playing far too soon while climbing any of those ladders.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I played that level in Prince of Persia - The Sands of Time.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The construction worker was previously working with level design at a random video game company.

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    #75

    Got You All Wired Up, Sir

    Got You All Wired Up, Sir

    oomenya333 Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because moving the hoola hoop wasn't in his scope of work.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to make sure the hoop doesn't get stolen, you see, the guy was trying to be helpful!

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a 50% chance of getting it right.

    Kenneth Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that's an easy fix. Unscrew the cable, remove hoop, screw cable back in. The junction box is visible in the photo.

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    #76

    Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month

    Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month

    sandybeach82 Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    boone williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just can't wait to be king.

    #77

    Everything Is Fine Boss

    Everything Is Fine Boss

    sadPigeon18 Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think that's bad, I once saw an electrical box which had water coming OUT of it.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an underground cable connection that always seems to be filled with water.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me anxiety. I get that they're made to be safe in heavy rain too, but my brain just won't relax about this.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically those power transformer boxes are made to be outside in the rain and all kinds of weather so water draining on it would not hurt it.

    #78

    Yep Lockers Are Done Boss. What Do You Mean There Is A Problem?

    Yep Lockers Are Done Boss. What Do You Mean There Is A Problem?

    Previous_Reporter_63 Report

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. So, that's actually VERY common. When lockers are installed, the clients often request that support columns, pipes, or other things that would stick out, are covered with a locker 'facade'. It makes everything look neat and uniform. It also allows maintenance to access them should they need to. They're not supposed to be given out to students. I'm betting they forgot which lockers were the facade ones.

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    #79

    Straight Lines Painted Boss!

    Straight Lines Painted Boss!

    -acid--rain- Report

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the road they use to practise markings

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is morse code for "help me, Im having a stronke"

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I for one am thankful this man showed me what was wrong because I would have completely missed it

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    #80

    Apparently 2 City Planners In My Home Town Hated Each Other. We Call Them The Slant Streets

    Apparently 2 City Planners In My Home Town Hated Each Other. We Call Them The Slant Streets

    Patsthlm Report

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find a 100 year old map of this area, probably train tracks and station going diagonally. Happened in Denver Colorado USA and Modesto California USA.

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you got downvoted. You're basically correct, except it was a wagon road, not a railroad.

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    Carl Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Slant Streets came to be because two lawyers in the 1880s, W.M. Bickford and W.J. Stephens, tried to plot out a new town called South Missoula with streets running parallel and perpendicular to what was known as the wagon road with a bridge crossing the river at Stephens Avenue. However, the city’s co-founder, CP Higgins, made the decision to connect the bridge to Higgins Avenue and the streets in that area were built in grid form" - Credit: Citylifestyle.com

    Adam S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it’s more interesting that way

    Herringbone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Seattle, WA, was growing, two sets of street plans were submitted. One was a north-south grid, and the other was a grid at 45° to that, following the line of the peninsula. Unable to choose one, the planners built them both, superimposed in some places.

    Steve G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one of these neighborhoods in Portland, OR. It was planned, and is a very desirable neighborhood.