50 “Best Of All Time” Fails From People Who Live By The “Not My Job” Philosophy (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertWorking a job you don't like can be a drag. Here's a sad statistic for you: according to LinkedIn, 85% of employees don't like their workplace. Whether it's their boss, the location, their colleagues, the customers, or just the nature of the job itself, many people would rather slack off or do something else instead.
When a person hates their job, they probably don't do it very well. That's where the subreddit "Not My Job" comes in. They collect the best and funniest instances where employees are doing the absolute bare minimum that's in their job description. And today, we're featuring the best of the best pics from the community. Work smarter, not harder, right?
To discuss the 'Not my job' attitude in more detail, Bored Panda reached out to Louise Carnachan. She's an organization development consultant and award-winning author of Work Jerks: How to Cope with Difficult Bosses and Colleagues. Carnachan told us more about why some people feel unmotivated in the workplace and how employers can increase their motivation.
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Got The Chatbot Working, Boss
Oh I really thought there were hundreds of lonely housewifes in my 20 houses thorp in the middle of nowhere
How did such a hot girl end up in a backwater like #USER_CITY#?
🎶 "Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty..." 🎶
I'd change the lyrics to reflect my home town...🎶girls are green and the grass is s****y.🎶...but that's me 😏
Load More Replies...Organizational development consultant Louise Carnachan says that the r/NotMyJob subreddit is full of woefully executed work we've all probably seen in daily life. She says the "I'll show you" type behavior the subreddit is famous for can be the consequence of being micromanaged. However, while it's one way to claim power, it's not a particularly healthy way, Carnachan says.
"Obviously, some of the images [are] of acts committed by the inattentive, disinterested, or vindictive. But it's unlikely that all were saying 'Screw you, boss' or were a consequence of incompetence. Some workers may have been assigned jobs for which they had no training [and] were given poor or no instruction and/or inadequate materials."
"Some of the goofs are clearly process problems, such as not having sweepers move debris away before the road striping truck came through. In other instances, I suspect the worker was never clued into the big picture, so their part was out of context and executed inadequately. Or, they just didn't apply common sense and think about what they were there to accomplish and why," Carnachan adds.
Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss
Nah. It would have a digital clock taped over it. American students don't know how to use analog clocks.
Those big honkin' clocks are regulated by a complicated central system, and if it goes down, they all go down and you can't just replace a battery and twiddle a wheel to reset it, you have to call in a repair specialist. This is just a temporary fix to keep everyone on time
Kids learned analog, least I know my son did. He actually prefers analog and that's what he has in his room and he loves it. Sometimes i trt to make it seem later than what it is telling him he sleeps all day then he looks at his clock and says "no mom, its only almost' i tell him im going to take his clock out and he has the quick response of no
I did too. I just can't remember if it's in 2nd or 3rd grade curriculum. I know they don't teach cursive like they used to in 3rd grade. I can't imagine they would've taken this lesson too.
Load More Replies...Oh no, I live in the UK. I've always thought America had THE best schools
Workin For The Big Man
Not the Torah! Though I did meet a kid at Jewish school once who claimed Christianity was fanfiction of Judaism and like she's not wrong.
Load More Replies...Grandma gave $10,000 to Oral Roberts' "ministry". He sent her a Bible with the words of Our Lord Jesus Christ printed in red, and Oral Roberts' name embossed on the cover in gold.
I'm so sorry... These types of thieves always prey on the elderly.
Load More Replies...We have a scumbag in my country, who owns and sells books with the personal correspondence of Jesus. No, he has not been arrested for fraud. Instead he has been elected as Parliament Member by those who bought his book.
"Mistakes involving language are ubiquitous in our global economy," Carnachan notes. These types of mistakes, she says, are often done by accident. "Mistranslations abound, spelling errors aren't caught, sometimes word orientation is upside down or sideways. (You'd hope signs could be hung up accurately, though.)"
"No doubt we've all been the recipient of form emails sent without the personalized information inserted, reminiscent of the speaker who begins their talk with, 'Greet the audience and say your name.'"
Other times, mistakes, whether they're intentional or not, can have a pretty funny result. "Typos are the best," Carnachan says. "As demonstrated on a sandwich label stating it contains 'Criminalized onion relish.'"
Security Dog
If you want something that will take on anything they bring on, the cat was the right choice.
A New Hobby? Alright
Reminds me of the bookshop that had a window display publicising just two books, Prince Harry’s book - Spare and another book - How to kill your family.
When I first became interested in true crime, my local Barnes and Noble had about 2/3 shelves of true crime books. After just a few years, it became the entire bookshelf. Now it's multiple bookcases. Interesting to see how quickly the topic rose to the occasion, so to speak!
Is that sign actually above some other goods on the next aisle, behind this display? It looks as if there's a space behind the shelf the books are on.
Made The Name Tag, Boss
I actually know Sandi and remember laughing my head off at this, will have to send her this post (she originally shared it on twitter)
Years ago? I had to open a new bank account and the number of times they got my name wrong on the new bank cards??? I was - "That's not even a name!!!" but yups when trying to do things for ID etc over the phone? Please take into consideration my lexicon, accent and my weird name!!!
Mishaps can happen in any and all work settings, of course. "No one job classification has the corner on poor performance, but some jobs certainly have more public visibility," Carnachan tells us. "And some workers are self-motivated to be high performers, while others are not."
When scrolling through the r/NotMyJob subreddit, some people may label these types of workers as lazy. Yet, the reality is much more nuanced. "Effort is hard to evaluate because we only see results. We can't measure an individual's exertion," Carnachan explains.
"One worker may put in a lot of effort yet achieve mediocre results, while another puts in less effort but obtains good results. Skill, ability, training, and personality traits impact this. There are people who are just in the wrong jobs," she also adds.
Not My Job To Add The Subtitles
Even professionals who work for TV do this sometimes, but they write it in a more professional way, like *unintelligible talking*. But I like this one better.
That's the most annoying to me. Is this what I need translated most.
Load More Replies...Subtitles are sometimes unintentionally hilarious!!! I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night so I put my TV on with mute with the subtitles so I don't wake anyone else up. I once woke up to live breaking news, it wasn't bad but the live subtitles read - "Jellybean kangaroo parked". It was - erm, what? It was someones name!
This 100% can happen, and happens. It happened when I worked at a subtitling company. One of the translators left their notes in the subtitles. Things like "WTF" etc. The episode made it on air with them.
long time ago there was an short interview with a soccerplayer from Georgia country as part of some program and the subtitles just said "lskukehzjhbxzhgbgxzghveuolzgduzvxbbb" Floored me.
I always knew that subtitles are not always accurate. I remember sometimes when actors speak incoherently is not translated. This is the part I want mostly translated. Duh!
I don't approve of the phrase, but I definitely appreciate the honesty.
About 30 years ago or so, I had some friends who had their own subtitle machine and would pirate Japanese animation on vhs. They didn't speak Japanese. They'd just make up dialogue that seemed appropriate or funny for the scenes and plot. Came up with some very unique movies that way.
That's why when I see a foreign movie I wish I knew the language because I doubt they translate everything accurately. When there are parts that they joke I wonder if is translated correctly or if is a local joke instead since I know that every country has a different kind of humor. Sometimes is the later especially for the ones that you don't hear the original voice.
Load More Replies...Amblivious
Oddly, they used the correct word IN the story.... 2nd paragraph.
The headline is usually written by a different person than the actual story.
Load More Replies...He is trying to intimidate the batter by puffing up to look bigger
Load More Replies...I'm all fairness, maybe the part were he can pitch on both dry land and underwater is on the next page.
Packed The Violin Bow, Boss
Who committed this heinous act? The concertmaster and conductor will speak with you now.
i play violin, and last year someone in my orchestra snapped a bow in half in the dressing room. not mine, thankfully but it was still really sad to see :(
However, even the most dedicated and hard-working employees might not produce the best results sometimes. "There are many factors out of the worker's control," Carnachan notes. "Examples are the quality of the training and materials provided and how compensation or rewards are calculated (i.e., tied to production quotas or quality measures?). If I get paid by the piece and there aren't any real quality standards, I'll put out a lot of pieces."
A Fork In The Road
Time grabs you by the hand, directs you where to go
Load More Replies...Care To Elaborate??
Same thing happened with me with Epson printer drivers on windows 4 1/2 years ago, it worked on Linux but the printer was c**p and it said needed to buy ink after every 3 pages printer. I recycled it and bought a Brother, no problems and working perfectly for 4 years as of now.
Load More Replies...Got The Actors Boss!
That is not an actor, that is a casino executive named Ferenc Szony. He was well known for doing funny advertising, hence using a picture of himself as his mom. Do your research next time.
Workers should get this information from their supervisors, Carnachan says. "Managers and crew leads are responsible for communicating the 'why' of the work and how it ties into an entire project. When people have no idea of what follows their labor, they work in a vacuum, and then, it's easy for them to make assumptions and bad decisions."
Edited The Picture, Boss!
Whoever edited ainsley Harriet in rhis pic needs to know that he is a pedophile, also they found out during the other tv pedophile such as Gary glitter and Ralph Harris, near enough .so thanks for for the nightmares for the next god knows how many years!! Lol 😆
Placed The Sticker Boss
I Mean, It’s Important To Follow Safety Protocols
Atleast Mother Nature took note and put on frosting!
Load More Replies...Once I saw - "Drive with care. lizards happening" They'd missed out the B and misspelt Blizzards! 😄
In an office environment, corporate culture also comes into play. Carnachan lists some questions that might impact an employee's performance. "Is teamwork expected? Are folks responsible for noting and correcting mistakes regardless of who made them? Are service and customer satisfaction important, or is the mentality to just mark it [as] done?"
"I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The QR Codes, Boss"
I know these ones in particular aren't actual QR codes but has anyone tried to draw a QR code by hand and see if they'd work still? Just curious.
Made The Engraving, Boss
I know it's because of the pages folding so blank pages are unavoidable, but it still just wastes ink (or a few bytes if it's a pdf)
Load More Replies...There, That Should Do It
To be fair, it says "Mexican Spanish" on the box
Load More Replies...For a good few seconds I didn't notice the "Spanish" and legit thought it just said "Learn Mexican".
Doppelganger. That's it. What's the Mexican Maori word for doppelganger?
Which type of Mexican language were they marketing?......and remember what I mentioned about voiceovers? Someone is polylingual.
It's close enough, surely. It's not as if anyone will get the chance to compare them, is it?
Seeing others do the bare minimum at work might be entertaining. That is until it happens at your own workplace. Indeed, sometimes, people might adopt the "Not my job" mentality to the extreme, and that might even be dangerous to others.
"The willful desire to create a safety hazard for others is beyond 'Sticking it to the man,'" Carnachan tells Bored Panda. "If it's a training issue and can be remediated, that's okay -- if not, this is the wrong person for the job, regardless of their motivation."
Sorted Out The Emergency Phone Boss!
Please do not be attacked by homicidal fire hydrant at this location
Load More Replies...Actually it's R2D2's counterpart from the EmpireQ3C3, with his light saber
The empire strike bankruptcy with shortages on baterries for the lightsabers? (upvote for the clever Q3C3 lol)
Load More Replies...Emergency Department of course. They carry a full line for you to select from.
Load More Replies...Please Mr. Mugger, would you mind terribly to attack until the next corner, if you are so kind? Much appreciated.
"Sorry sir, you can't bleed out here, try another location!"
That’s Good To Hear
"Mostly"? What does it mean? You spared the offspring because they are too young?
Clothing Display Done Boss!
I saw it hanging in the window and I couldn't resist it....(Carol Burnett in her movie spoof Gone With The Wind)
"When people are treated poorly, they tend to want to act out by sticking it to the boss," Carnachan explains the possible cause of the "Not my job" mentality. "But pushing back by refusing to do unpopular chores, like [taking] out trash, wash[ing] up, or restock[ing], becomes childish. 'We'll just see how bad it gets before somebody does something' should turn, instead, to a discussion about what needs to be done, who is doing it, and when."
Installed The Light Switch, Boss
Definitely not. Because I would for sure turn off the switch after reading that sign. I must!
Load More Replies...And also impressed with the anout of current running through it!
Load More Replies..."Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump, please go into the elevator, by coincidence you're both booked for the fourth floor..." *flicks off lights*
I hope it means the light in the elevator. It's a code violation either way, but less dangerous that way
How I Bang Your Mother
I'll take "things that make me want to poke my eyes out" for $1000, Alex...
I dunno. I think Darryl Strawberry and Alyson Hannigan make a cute couple.
Load More Replies...And they say we germans don't have humour! (Pro7 is a german channel)
This is an almost okay-ish photoshop. The "met" isn't lined up properly and in a way it can't be an editing error (eg one blank too many)
Technically, second one is not wrong. Ted did bang their mother. At least twice.
They Will Never Know The Difference
TOO good - someone's getting fired for making someone else look bad. 🤣
Load More Replies...Probably a baby elephant in the picture somewhere.
"Every job has elements that are less interesting, even downright unappealing," Carnachan points out. "But if there's a fair distribution and rotation and everyone knows what the rules are, it goes better. If the boss won't step up to [initiate] this conversation, then a staff member can."
This Kind Of Belongs Here
The publisher misread the title. They thought it said, "No. More Plastic", hence more plastic.
Must have hired Lionel Hutz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS5h3Q2mPPw
Load More Replies...This is actually a great illustration of how much you can really do. If the author is disappointed, he didn't understand the subject, and just exploited it by giving his readers the false idea that industrial-level waste can be changed by individual choices.
I know… I want to believe that every little bit helps though.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, NOTHING was wrapped in plastic. Yes. I am that old. There really is no need for this much plastic.
Same. It was ALL in paper bags or just au naturel.
Load More Replies...Tbh This One's Kinda Impressive
Saw work? Paleontologists just discovered incontrovertible evidence that dinosaurs used plumbing!
Load More Replies...Just Put Monday
It’s bad EVERY Monday. So just make sure to eat it literally any other day of the week
"Job descriptions don't get into details like restocking the printer," she adds. "It's up to the manager to set the stage for teamwork in their department and the expectations for communication, dealing with disagreements, being attentive to safety, owning the work of the entire team instead of just their own contribution, and [contributing] to the little tasks that are required for a smooth operation."
I Posted The Job Offer Boss
Company paid fines & settlements of about $40,000. Directors claimed it was a malicious posting by an employee in India to get the company in trouble, and that they were only agreeing to the fines because they didn't want the expense of going to court. They did nothing wrong and in fact love diversity so much they should probably marry it. Of course this sounds entirely credible and I for one have no doubt at all.
Did the malicious employee go onto their boss’s computer and send the information from their email address?
Load More Replies...I wonder how Berkshire Hathaway would feel about working with Arthur Grand Technologies Inc. if they saw this?
nope, it was an actual email and the company was fined heavily...although they should have lost their gov't contracts as well.
Made The Title For The Ad Boss
Based on the amount of ads they have on the website, I didn't realize it was an entry
Load More Replies...The Clock In My School’s Band Practice Room
You have to remove the clock from the box to add a battery. So, did someone hang it without it running OR did they put it back in the box after adding a battery?
Carnachan says that a team should adopt the view that each member "owns the work of the team." Employees, thus, should have a less individualistic approach to their work. "When people feel responsible solely for their own work, coworkers may start evaluating each other to monitor who they think is not pulling their weight."
"If a colleague's inattentive or their inaccurate work compromises safety or the team's outcomes, speaking to the manager about your concerns makes sense. But withholding help or engaging in stupid power plays to punish the colleagues or the boss isn't okay."
Finished The Road Surfacing, Boss
LOL were you like 'Whoa!" No way!" When you saw #16? 😂
Load More Replies...So that's where my damn shovel went. Not letting Brent borrow nothing ever again!
Installed The Playground Boss
Have seen this one before on BP. IIRC the building is a place that makes / sells the playgrounds. So that is advertising, not a functional play space.
My Contract Never Stated I Had To Move Rocks Away. Thank You Very Much
It really isn't in the scope of their work. It could be a rock feature on the lawn, and moving it might have meant a phone call from the client. Plus, moving it could have caused injury. It isn't the contractors' job to check on every rock and make sure it can be moved. If someone wants a job done as certain way, it's on them to facilitate that by moving stuff like this out of the way.
True story, had a guy come in to paint the cement floor of the backroom in a store I worked at. He painted around things, cardboard box, around, rolling rack, around, chair, yep, around.
I Dressed The Mannyqween Boss
Put The Signs On The Fuel Pumps, Boss!
Aww ma, that's my favourite flavour! It pairs really well with the gas station sushi
Are all diesel petrol pumps green in the USA? Here in the UK all petrol pumps are green and all diesel pumps are black.
Yes, Diesel pumps are green here. Never thought it might be color-coded different elsewhere.
Load More Replies...C**p, I was wanting a cup of diesel too. Oh well, my loss I guess, LOL
Fixed Bridge, Boss
Rail Installed, Boss!
Now *no one* can escape!! Muawhahahaha!!!
Load More Replies...How strange, it's always on the landings between flights of stairs that people need an extra rail to hold on to, rather than on the actual stairs. So we had to put a rail there.
One of those doors looks like it goes outside so maybe a good thing to block
Cr*ppy Submission:
I actually know a few politicians who match this exact description.
Yes, but he wasn't in enough episodes to live off the rerun residuals. Even 'toons gotta eat.
Load More Replies...Well, having worked there for way too long (yes I'm free now, finally) I can say with absolutely confidence, they do treat their employees like shít...
Meh. Lotsa competition out there...all those 💩 eating 😁's out there...did I just "say" that? oops😁
Made The Error Message Boss
I write commercial software, and for the last 15 years I've been intending to make our error messages take the form of Haiku, but have never had the bottle to do it. Maybe I'll go for just single words instead.
Added Subtitles, Boss
The Brids
Ok, no one's going to believe me but this is the correct spelling. Well, the historical one. Ish. Bird comes from brid (nestling) via metathesis. Just happy accidents and all that.
I believe you! "Hen"ce names like Brighid and iterations thereof.
Load More Replies...Use as a wedding decoration... add flowers and you have a centerpiece.
Load More Replies...Painted The Lines Boss
I guess they need them on one side otherwise the road could be blocked by two cars parking opposite each other
Load More Replies...Kinda wish/dream we'd started doing this foliage-space mentality-150 years ago...I did qualify "wish/dream"...🙄
This reminds me of when they were painting double yellow lines here in our city, one cut off at halfway down a pedestrian street. Then another just wasn't ever finished! Maybe they ran out of paint? 😄
Just Told The Whole City No Crime Boss!
It's not photoshopped, but it is fake sign. Seems a shame to add real story, but this sign from somewhere in Kent (UK) was put up during the filming of a music video. However I remember seeing signs up in Chester many many years ago saying during which hours the area was a crime free zone. They didn't look completely official, but in truth the police were very on top of crime in those hours.
Load More Replies...So crime must be okay from 6pm to 8am. But then is it even really crime?
Is that a statement that there is no crime between those times, or an order not to commit crime between those those times? Because I can wait until after 6pm to commit that burglary. (Oops, I wasn't meant to tell anyone!)
Updated Our Working Hours, Boss
I would ask for a break at 13:00:30, to split the workload to before and after break
Load More Replies...The Chosen One
Let me disagree, because it was put in the bottom part of the sign...
Load More Replies..."we'll steer you straight!" *me, laughing maniacally, driving away in a tiny clown car* "HAHAHAH NEVER YOU IDIOTS"
Thanks, Associate's Name
It's how #WalmartsFamily views cool people like associate's name
Load More Replies...The naming thread is a few below this one.
Load More Replies...If only they were wearing some sort of visible identification on their clothing... a name tag, if you will
Delivered The Package Boss
My name is Nicole. Last week I had an Amazon package delivered, my Dad answered the door to the guy and then I got a notification to say it had been left with my neighbour Micole 🙃 Twice it said Micole. I mean, I can understand a misspelling but it was delivered to my house not my neighbour 🤷🏻♀️
Is this much worse than leaving a parcel in my porch, then sending an email saying 'received by Mary', when I was at home but didn't get a chance to open the door or speak to them?
Installed The Water Faucet, Boss
Ok What The F**k
Great, now I want a "Baumkuchen" (Tree Cake) and have to wait till Christmas to get one 😑
Anyone that has had to do miter cuts understands this. Worse for crown moulding
Crown is the easiest thing to cut and put up. Set your saw on 45, put on and set your crown stops, that's it. Doesn't matter the rise and run. Only time you change off that 45 is when a corner changes from a 90. Find your angle, divide by 2. Cut with bottom of crown up on your saw.
Load More Replies...Completed The Road Marking Boss
HAH!! Everyone should travel and experience new climes and cultures. I’m glad to see they’re enriching their life
Load More Replies...Screens Up Boss
But you don't have the shower here. What do you want to use as a shower? Wait... I probably don't want to know.
Load More Replies...I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss
Weather Update Posted Boss
Wrote The Fish Finger Copy, Boss
I don't know if it's too long because I'm not sure how long the fingers of the fish are.
Fish isn't vegan. I'm convinced that vegans are mostly jealous of omnivores. Instead of labeling their food for what it is, they give it non-vegan names. Milk and cheese comes from mammals, not plants. Bacon comes from pigs, not plants (or turkeys). Fish is literally a type of animal, so by definition, it cannot be vegan. Just call it tofu fingers (although fingers also come from animals, so maybe tofu sticks). Ugh. Vegans are infuriating.
Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss
Labeled The Sports Boss
“I’m A Painter, Not An Exterminator.” -This Person Probably
idk..... the bugs dont look like they were dead but one of them.... that takes skill
I'm assuming it was the spray kind of application and not a roller
Load More Replies...I lived in a house with bad mold in one room due to a leaky roof. The landlord wanted to paint the affected wall instead of fix the roof. My roommate and I moved out not long after that
Making that person's job harder and the next person that has to deal with painted bugs. That grinds my gears, and reminds me of similar issues inspection somehow didn't catch in my own DIY scumlord house.
Wrote The News Boss
The Return To School Is Coming Strong
Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss
Pasted The Poster Boss!
And not too flashy. Can't have flashy colored safety equipment
Load More Replies...They just HAD to give the job to the one guy on staff who's colourblind.
Wheelchairs Having Some Fun
Looking at this picture, I'm guessing that's why they are called WHEE -LCHAIRS!
Translation Complete, Boss
Wait until you find out how much rape goes on in prisons.
Load More Replies...Cool Cake!
Decades ago, someone complained about a file on a floppy disk, so I asked them to send me a copy of the disk. They put in on the photocopier and faxed me the image....
Yup Boss, I Ordered A Normal-Sized Amount Of Fries For Our Normal-Sized Store
Took advantage of one of these a year or so ago. Local grocery accidentally ordered 3 skids of bacon. Pound of bacon for $2. Husband bought 27 packages. No ragerts.
During the pandemic the nearby Auldi double ordered fresh vegetables. The large tub of salad greens were $1 by other great prices for produce. It was awesome felt like a king with all the fresh produce.
Made The Warning Label Boss
I knew a guy who was a lifelong smoker. After the inevitable stronke he was never the same again.
Not Sure How This Made It Through Proofreading, Peer Review, And Copyediting
Probably because the peer reviewers agreed that the Gabor paper was crappy too
See? That's why I highlight those comments in yellow so I remember to remove them
I do red text, half of my drafts are like that just so I can get something down... I'm sure my teachers are confused when reading them though ("Why is she ranting about minor scales in a biology assignment?")
Load More Replies...This is how I feel by the time I get done writing papers for college.
Just Moved Into My New Apartment And Saw This
I guess you could say they were..... Puzzled... By its disappearance....
Load More Replies...Installed Those TV's In The Headrests!
My School Bought Modern Stuff. The Projector Was Placed Under The Screen
Got The Un Logo Boss
The BBC once interviewed a man (a student) who came for a job interview for data support cleanser and who was mistaken for a technology expert, a journalist. Both the student as the journalist had the same first name, Guy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Goma_BBC_interview
Load More Replies..."Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing?" "Sir, Interviewing at the BBC."
This is up there with the Russell Crowe film that used the logo from Dragon Age: Inquisition to represent the Spanish Inquisition.
Get Paid For Painting Not Moving Plants
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This plant is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the pot 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PlanT!!
The wall is painted Norwegian Blue - norwegian-...3ea5cd.png
Shower Vent Installed, Boss!
Godamnit Roy
This is how Batman trains in case he has to escape the pit Bane threw him in again.
Got You All Wired Up, Sir
It's to make sure the hoop doesn't get stolen, you see, the guy was trying to be helpful!
To be fair, that's an easy fix. Unscrew the cable, remove hoop, screw cable back in. The junction box is visible in the photo.
Proud Of The Local Crew And It Only Took Them A Month
Everything Is Fine Boss
You think that's bad, I once saw an electrical box which had water coming OUT of it.
I have an underground cable connection that always seems to be filled with water.
Load More Replies...Technically those power transformer boxes are made to be outside in the rain and all kinds of weather so water draining on it would not hurt it.
Yep Lockers Are Done Boss. What Do You Mean There Is A Problem?
Heh. So, that's actually VERY common. When lockers are installed, the clients often request that support columns, pipes, or other things that would stick out, are covered with a locker 'facade'. It makes everything look neat and uniform. It also allows maintenance to access them should they need to. They're not supposed to be given out to students. I'm betting they forgot which lockers were the facade ones.
Straight Lines Painted Boss!
Apparently 2 City Planners In My Home Town Hated Each Other. We Call Them The Slant Streets
Find a 100 year old map of this area, probably train tracks and station going diagonally. Happened in Denver Colorado USA and Modesto California USA.
I don't know why you got downvoted. You're basically correct, except it was a wagon road, not a railroad.
Load More Replies..."The Slant Streets came to be because two lawyers in the 1880s, W.M. Bickford and W.J. Stephens, tried to plot out a new town called South Missoula with streets running parallel and perpendicular to what was known as the wagon road with a bridge crossing the river at Stephens Avenue. However, the city’s co-founder, CP Higgins, made the decision to connect the bridge to Higgins Avenue and the streets in that area were built in grid form" - Credit: Citylifestyle.com
When Seattle, WA, was growing, two sets of street plans were submitted. One was a north-south grid, and the other was a grid at 45° to that, following the line of the peninsula. Unable to choose one, the planners built them both, superimposed in some places.
I was working at a school, in a non-teaching position. A kid used a curseword and his friend saw me walking by and said "did you hear that?" I said "yeah", kid says "well?" I shrugged and said "I'm not a teacher; I don't care." I immediately became that friendship group's hero. XD
Maybe they hired them but forgot to train them before they were allowed to work unsupervised. Or they had a boss telling them "I don't care how you do it, just get the job done today."
Load More Replies...I was working at a school, in a non-teaching position. A kid used a curseword and his friend saw me walking by and said "did you hear that?" I said "yeah", kid says "well?" I shrugged and said "I'm not a teacher; I don't care." I immediately became that friendship group's hero. XD
Maybe they hired them but forgot to train them before they were allowed to work unsupervised. Or they had a boss telling them "I don't care how you do it, just get the job done today."
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