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There are many ways how one can acquire a pet cat - it can be bought from breeders, it can be adopted from a shelter, chosen from a pet store or even be inherited. But there's one more way of getting a cute cat, and it's when the feline chooses you himself.

Now, we all know that cats follow their funny cat-logic of doing things, and more than often that includes picking their masters (or servants) to their liking. Some charm their way into adoption through gentle purring and the disarming power of the Puss in Boots stare. Others... well, trespass and claim your pillow as their new bed.

So, if you'll ever hear loud meowing noises at around 4 in the morning or be woken up from slumber by crashing sounds - congratulations, you now have a cat! Some even more obscure ways of the felines choosing their masters might include crazy cats jumping in a car through an open window, persistently following you on the street pretending to be a lost cat or even declaring your porch as the safest place for them to have their cute kittens.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of cat photos documenting these curious stories, and it's certainly one to make your cat senses tingle.

#1

My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today

My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today

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#2

This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother's Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy... Meet Popeye

This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother's Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy... Meet Popeye

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#3

Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day...

Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day...

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#4

Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing... Turned Around To See This Guy

Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing... Turned Around To See This Guy

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#6

So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink... This Is Not My Cat..

So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink... This Is Not My Cat..

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#7

Found This Little Guy Squeaking In My Back Yard

Found This Little Guy Squeaking In My Back Yard

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's had a rough day. Probably a rough life. Hopefully things are looking up for him now.

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#8

This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now

This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now

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#9

There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!

There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!

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#10

Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole... I Don't Own A Cat... Is This How You Get A Cat?

Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole... I Don't Own A Cat... Is This How You Get A Cat?

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Virgil Blue
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, this is pretty much how you get a cat, they kind of phase into existence when you're not looking.

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#11

Found This Little Guy In My Parent's Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose

Found This Little Guy In My Parent's Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose

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#12

This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!

This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!

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#13

Came Home. This Is Not My Cat. We Were Both Surprised

Came Home. This Is Not My Cat. We Were Both Surprised

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#14

So, I Came Home To This... I Don't Own A Cat

So, I Came Home To This... I Don't Own A Cat

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#15

We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy

We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy

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Emre
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best trap ever. You could use black duct tape. That would work also

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#16

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It... This Is How I Die

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It... This Is How I Die

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#18

This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We're Bros. I Call Him Oj

This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We're Bros. I Call Him Oj

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Roni Larden
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's very comfy in his new bed. Love how they sleep when they feel safe and happy

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#19

Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed..... I Don't Have A Cat

Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed..... I Don't Have A Cat

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#20

Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don't Have A Cat

Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don't Have A Cat

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Evisa Isabella Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Consider it a ''renovation'' by the famous interior designer, Kat Purrson! ΧD

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#21

So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise... Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?

So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise... Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at those eyes. There's not really a question here, is there?

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#22

He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn't Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?

He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn't Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?

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Evisa Isabella Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*You're drunk Jimmy. I'll drive tonight! I'm here just to save your life!* ΧD

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#23

The Cat That Lives Next-Door Came In To Say Hello

The Cat That Lives Next-Door Came In To Say Hello

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Paul K. Johnson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're the only thing in the neighborhood even close to being as fuzzy as the cat. The cat is fascinated.

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#24

Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don't Have A Cat

Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don't Have A Cat

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#25

Our Neighbor's Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He's Flowers

Our Neighbor's Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He's Flowers

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something wrong with his butt. I can't quite put my finger on it.

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#26

I Guess I Have A New Cat. This Guy Walked In My Front Door And Made Himself At Home

I Guess I Have A New Cat. This Guy Walked In My Front Door And Made Himself At Home

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#27

My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture From Our Bathroom. We Don't Have A Cat

My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture From Our Bathroom. We Don't Have A Cat

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Asleep in my towels when this happened... I don't own a Hoomin...

Crystal Vaughan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took ya long enough. I've been here THREE MONTHS!!! bwahahahahahaha

Lori Lathrom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bathroom cat-tendant. Just keeping the towels warm. Nothing to see here.

Susann Campbell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another house cat that was tossed out before a move. Cat finds new home in hopes that he will be loved again.

Asexual? More like SLAYSEXUAL
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly if it found towels and looked so fierce guarding itself, it probably hid there to give birth

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Susan Jenkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A towel in a cat suit!! So fuuuuny! He's like If I'm really still he might not see me!!!!!

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#28

There Was A Visitor By My Guest House This Morning

There Was A Visitor By My Guest House This Morning

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Mishte Tine
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a bobcat, not a house cat. Please contact your local vet. They can inform the proper wildlife folks who will treat this wild kitten properly. He cannot and should not be treated like a domestic pet.

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#29

While Visiting My Girlfriends Family In New York, I Woke Up To This... They Don't Own A Cat

While Visiting My Girlfriends Family In New York, I Woke Up To This... They Don't Own A Cat

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#30

Been Working In The Office For An Hour. Turned Around And Saw This. I Don't Have A Cat

Been Working In The Office For An Hour. Turned Around And Saw This. I Don't Have A Cat

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#31

I Don't Own A Cat. I Was Having A Good Old Fashioned Day Nap And My Missus Snapped This Sneaky Feline Muscling In On My Hard Earned Warmth

I Don't Own A Cat. I Was Having A Good Old Fashioned Day Nap And My Missus Snapped This Sneaky Feline Muscling In On My Hard Earned Warmth

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#33

I Have Two Cats. This Is Neither Of Them. Intruder!

I Have Two Cats. This Is Neither Of Them. Intruder!

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#34

I Live In A Student House. Two Cats Like To Visit Us And Play On The Ipad Sometimes

I Live In A Student House. Two Cats Like To Visit Us And Play On The Ipad Sometimes

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#35

Didn't Spot Him At First So Got A Slight Shock. Also, That Is Not My Cat

Didn't Spot Him At First So Got A Slight Shock. Also, That Is Not My Cat

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#36

Considering That I Don't Own A Cat, I Was Surprised When I Heard A Weird Sound On The Car Porch And Noticed Them

Considering That I Don't Own A Cat, I Was Surprised When I Heard A Weird Sound On The Car Porch And Noticed Them

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#37

Studying For Exams, When Suddenly This Guy Confirms The Stereotype. Also, This Isn't Even My Cat

Studying For Exams, When Suddenly This Guy Confirms The Stereotype. Also, This Isn't Even My Cat

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#38

But I Don't Own Any Cats...

But I Don't Own Any Cats...

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see two bowls out there. Something tells me you brought this on yourself.

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#41

A Stray Cat Followed Me Home Last Night. This Is What I Woke Up To On My Porch This Morning

A Stray Cat Followed Me Home Last Night. This Is What I Woke Up To On My Porch This Morning

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#42

Came Home One Day And Heard A Meowing Under My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat. I Guess I Do Now

Came Home One Day And Heard A Meowing Under My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat. I Guess I Do Now

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#44

I Went To Take The Garbage Out And A Cat Ran Into My House And Won't Leave. Is This How You Get A Cat?

I Went To Take The Garbage Out And A Cat Ran Into My House And Won't Leave. Is This How You Get A Cat?

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#45

Guys, He's Back. I Tried Petting, He Doesn't Seem Satisfied. Still Studying, Still Not My Cat

Guys, He's Back. I Tried Petting, He Doesn't Seem Satisfied. Still Studying, Still Not My Cat

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Weddfire
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's telling you. "Hooman, you get no petting privileges until i get what i want. Stop staring at this stuff, get me a fancy collar, and FEED ME! HURRY SLAVE!!" Or something.

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#46

I Got Up At 2.30am To Go To The Bathroom... I Don't Own A Cat And My House Is Completely Closed

I Got Up At 2.30am To Go To The Bathroom... I Don't Own A Cat And My House Is Completely Closed

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#47

A Cat Appeared On My Sofa. I Don't Own A Cat!

A Cat Appeared On My Sofa. I Don't Own A Cat!

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#48

Went To Feed My Cat And This Is What I Found... This Is Not My Cat

Went To Feed My Cat And This Is What I Found... This Is Not My Cat

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#49

Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This. As A Side Note, We Don't Have A Cat...

Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This. As A Side Note, We Don't Have A Cat...

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#50

I Heard A Faint Meow From The Other Room... This Is Not My Cat, And I'm On The Second Floor

I Heard A Faint Meow From The Other Room... This Is Not My Cat, And I'm On The Second Floor

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#51

Soooo This Happened While I Was Cleaning Out My Truck Today…. I Don't Own A Cat

Soooo This Happened While I Was Cleaning Out My Truck Today…. I Don't Own A Cat

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#52

Tried To Call My Cat To The Back Door By Shaking Treats. This Is Not My Cat

Tried To Call My Cat To The Back Door By Shaking Treats. This Is Not My Cat

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#53

I Don't Own A Cat, But This One Wanders Into My Apartment From Time To Time. I Think He's Starting To Regret It

I Don't Own A Cat, But This One Wanders Into My Apartment From Time To Time. I Think He's Starting To Regret It

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#54

Looked Down Aaaaaaaand I Don't Have A Cat

Looked Down Aaaaaaaand I Don't Have A Cat

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She probably just finished tripping her last owner down the stairs. Now practicing on you.

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#55

Woke Up To A Knock At The Door, This Guy Walks In, Refuses To Leave

Woke Up To A Knock At The Door, This Guy Walks In, Refuses To Leave

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#56

2 Days After I Moved To Oregon, This Little Guy Showed Up At My Doorstep. Meet Ounce

2 Days After I Moved To Oregon, This Little Guy Showed Up At My Doorstep. Meet Ounce

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#57

They Emerged From A Corn Field And Now They Chill On My Porch. I Call Them The Three Amigos

They Emerged From A Corn Field And Now They Chill On My Porch. I Call Them The Three Amigos

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#58

Boyfriend Was Working On His Scooter Outside With The Door Open All Day And Came In To Find This Fellow... We Don't Own A Cat

Boyfriend Was Working On His Scooter Outside With The Door Open All Day And Came In To Find This Fellow... We Don't Own A Cat

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#60

Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Something To Read?

Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Something To Read?

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#61

I Don't Have A Cat. Luckily, My Neighborhood Comes With Curbside Cat Service

I Don't Have A Cat. Luckily, My Neighborhood Comes With Curbside Cat Service

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#62

I Don't Own A Cat... And I Live On The 5th Floor

I Don't Own A Cat... And I Live On The 5th Floor

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#63

Back Home After A 2 Week Vacation. I Don't Have A Cat

Back Home After A 2 Week Vacation. I Don't Have A Cat

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Evisa Isabella Rose
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*I was housesitting while you were away... Welp time for me to go now! It's 80$ by the way!* XD

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#64

Woke Up To This, I Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up To This, I Don't Own A Cat

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#65

So Its Raining Out And This Guy Follows Me In, Dont Have The Heart To Put Him Out, So I Have A New Friend

So Its Raining Out And This Guy Follows Me In, Dont Have The Heart To Put Him Out, So I Have A New Friend

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#66

Left The Apartment Door Open For Five Minutes And Came Back To This. Not My Cat

Left The Apartment Door Open For Five Minutes And Came Back To This. Not My Cat

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#68

This Little Guy Been Chilling Like This For 30minutes. I Don't Own A Cat...

This Little Guy Been Chilling Like This For 30minutes. I Don't Own A Cat...

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#69

If It's Hot And I Open My Back Door, This Happens. I Don't Even Know This Guy

If It's Hot And I Open My Back Door, This Happens. I Don't Even Know This Guy

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You never really know your cat. Cat ownership is kind of a zen thing.

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#71

My Daughter Made A Friend - We Don't Own A Cat

My Daughter Made A Friend - We Don't Own A Cat

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#72

Bringing In Groceries.. See This In My Car.. I Don't Have A Cat

Bringing In Groceries.. See This In My Car.. I Don't Have A Cat

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#74

It's Almost 1 Am. This Is My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat

It's Almost 1 Am. This Is My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat

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#75

Stray Cat Come To Say Hi, Walked Right Into Our House

Stray Cat Come To Say Hi, Walked Right Into Our House

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#76

He's Been Sleeping In My Kitchen For The Past Two Hours. I Don't Have A Cat

He's Been Sleeping In My Kitchen For The Past Two Hours. I Don't Have A Cat

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#77

Help, I Don't Own A Cat! How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave? She Is So Adorable

Help, I Don't Own A Cat! How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave? She Is So Adorable

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Barry Nolan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't!! I do believe when a pet chooses to stay with you, it's a gift from a higher power!!!

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#78

I Don't Want A Cat. I Don't Even Really Like Cats. I Think I Now Own A Cat

I Don't Want A Cat. I Don't Even Really Like Cats. I Think I Now Own A Cat

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she will grow on you. but please consider neutering, she looks like a healthy young female ready to fill your house with her copious offspring! :D

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#79

Woke Up With Him Next To Me. Thing Is, We Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up With Him Next To Me. Thing Is, We Don't Own A Cat

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#80

We Don't Own A Cat. We Have A Cat That Has Figured Out How To Use The Dog Door And Owns Us

We Don't Own A Cat. We Have A Cat That Has Figured Out How To Use The Dog Door And Owns Us

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#81

I Just Left My Bedroom And Was Approached By This Guy. I Don't Own A Cat

I Just Left My Bedroom And Was Approached By This Guy. I Don't Own A Cat

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#82

The Cat Shit On My Pillow! A Massive Revenge Shit Too. I Don't Even Own A Cat!

The Cat Shit On My Pillow! A Massive Revenge Shit Too. I Don't Even Own A Cat!

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let this be a lesson to everyone who doesn't own a cat. Just get a damned cat box. One day it might save your laundry. On a more sober note, this is the first picture where I didn't come away thinking "Well, you have a cat now!"

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#83

I Don't Even Own A Cat, Is This How You Get Cats?

I Don't Even Own A Cat, Is This How You Get Cats?

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#84

Left My Roof Open, Came Back An Hour Later To Find This. Not My Cat

Left My Roof Open, Came Back An Hour Later To Find This. Not My Cat

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#85

So I Leave My Window Open For 10 Minutes And This Little Guy Decides To Come Through And Take A Nap

So I Leave My Window Open For 10 Minutes And This Little Guy Decides To Come Through And Take A Nap

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you can't get rid of her now. She's obviously got no bones. She wouldn't last ten seconds in the wild.

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#86

Visiting Grandad And His Cat... Wait... Grandad Doesnt Have A Cat

Visiting Grandad And His Cat... Wait... Grandad Doesnt Have A Cat

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#87

This Little Fella, Or Lady Fella, Looks To Have Made Themselves Awfully Comfortable. I Don't Own A Cat

This Little Fella, Or Lady Fella, Looks To Have Made Themselves Awfully Comfortable. I Don't Own A Cat

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#88

Also, Woke Up To Find This. I Don’t Own A Cat

Also, Woke Up To Find This. I Don’t Own A Cat

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#89

Just Going To My Kitchen And Saw Him. I Don't Have A Cat

Just Going To My Kitchen And Saw Him. I Don't Have A Cat

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Kate Yeti
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, at least he cleaned the counters for you! I'd keep him!

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#90

I Don't Own A Cat. I Came Home From Work To Find This Floppy Thing Sleeping On My Coffee Table! What Do?!?!

I Don't Own A Cat. I Came Home From Work To Find This Floppy Thing Sleeping On My Coffee Table! What Do?!?!

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The answer is obvious: Watch where you put your feet, and buy some cat food.

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#91

I May Not Have A Cat, But My Neighbor's Likes To Greet Me!

I May Not Have A Cat, But My Neighbor's Likes To Greet Me!

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#92

I Don't Own A Cat, Yet I Came Home To This Majestic Beast

I Don't Own A Cat, Yet I Came Home To This Majestic Beast

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#93

Left My Door Open And Fell Asleep. This Is What I Woke Up To. I Don't Own A Cat

Left My Door Open And Fell Asleep. This Is What I Woke Up To. I Don't Own A Cat

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#94

I’m At My Boyfriends House And We’re About To Settle For Netflix And Dinner When We Look Up And See This. He Doesn’t Own A Cat

I’m At My Boyfriends House And We’re About To Settle For Netflix And Dinner When We Look Up And See This. He Doesn’t Own A Cat

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#95

This Is What I Came Home To Tonight.... I Don't Own A Cat

This Is What I Came Home To Tonight.... I Don't Own A Cat

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you didn't want to catch a cat, you shouldn't have set out the trap.

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#96

I Don't Own A Cat. Yet

I Don't Own A Cat. Yet

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

after the dish is completed : " I told you to stir it well ... This food is f*****g uncooked !"

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#97

I Left My Window Open Because It's Raining, I Don't Own A Cat

I Left My Window Open Because It's Raining, I Don't Own A Cat

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#100

Found This Little Ragamuffin In My Spare Room - I Don't Own A Cat... Any Advice?

Found This Little Ragamuffin In My Spare Room - I Don't Own A Cat... Any Advice?

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#101

Found This Guy In The Sink, I Don't Have A Cat

Found This Guy In The Sink, I Don't Have A Cat

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#102

Arrived Home To Find This On My Bed, We Don't Have A Cat....

Arrived Home To Find This On My Bed, We Don't Have A Cat....

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#105

I Come Back To My Room, And The Cat Is On The Bed. I Don't Own A Cat...

I Come Back To My Room, And The Cat Is On The Bed. I Don't Own A Cat...

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Kate Yeti
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He compliments your color scheme so nicely, I think you have to keep him.

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#107

Woke Up From A Nap I Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up From A Nap I Don't Own A Cat

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#108

Cat Wants To Come In. I Still Don't Own A Cat!

Cat Wants To Come In. I Still Don't Own A Cat!

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Danger Will Robinson. Judging from that belly, he just ate his last owner.

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#109

I Don't Own A Cat?

I Don't Own A Cat?

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#110

I Don't Own A Cat, Now There Is One On My Bed

I Don't Own A Cat, Now There Is One On My Bed

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#111

Yesterday, We Got A Microchip Cat Flap To Keep Out An Unwelcome Guest. When He Attempted To Get In This Morning His Face Broke My Heart

Yesterday, We Got A Microchip Cat Flap To Keep Out An Unwelcome Guest. When He Attempted To Get In This Morning His Face Broke My Heart

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#112

Ninja Level 99. Came Home In The Rain. Found This Guy In Our Kitchen...We Don't Have A Cat

Ninja Level 99. Came Home In The Rain. Found This Guy In Our Kitchen...We Don't Have A Cat

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Blue Cicada
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're not happy to see the cat? He's not happy you didn't bring food.

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#113

Today I Was Eating Breakfast And I Felt Like Someone Was Watching Me. I Don't Own A Cat...

Today I Was Eating Breakfast And I Felt Like Someone Was Watching Me. I Don't Own A Cat...

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Blue Cicada
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our neighbor cats check up on us throughout the day. Gazing through the kitchen door, climbing our crabapple by the dining window.

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#114

She Showed Up On My Porch 3 Weeks Ago Today

She Showed Up On My Porch 3 Weeks Ago Today

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#115

I Don't Own A Cat, But He Doesn't Seem To Care

I Don't Own A Cat, But He Doesn't Seem To Care

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#116

I’m Getting The Strangest View From My Window Wtf? Yes, Hello? Who This?

I’m Getting The Strangest View From My Window Wtf? Yes, Hello? Who This?

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of like a job interview. He's judging his prospective new humans by looking around their place. Were you worthy?

#117

There Is A Cat In My House. I Do Not Own A Cat

There Is A Cat In My House. I Do Not Own A Cat

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Laura Hewitt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know the main river of the country where they worshipped cats? That's right... de Nile.

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#118

We Don't Have A Cat. He Came In Through An Open Window, And When My Roommate Got Up To Use The Bathroom He Claimed His Throne

We Don't Have A Cat. He Came In Through An Open Window, And When My Roommate Got Up To Use The Bathroom He Claimed His Throne

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#120

Taken Right After I Woke Up This Morning. My Door Was Locked. I Don't Own A Cat

Taken Right After I Woke Up This Morning. My Door Was Locked. I Don't Own A Cat

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#121

This Guy Is Always Waiting When I Come From School. Needless To Say, I Don't Own A Cat

This Guy Is Always Waiting When I Come From School. Needless To Say, I Don't Own A Cat

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#122

I Have Said It Before, I Don't Own A Cat

I Have Said It Before, I Don't Own A Cat

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#123

Yes, Hello Sir, I Was Wondering If You Had Time To Talk About Your Home Insurance Provider?

Yes, Hello Sir, I Was Wondering If You Had Time To Talk About Your Home Insurance Provider?

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#124

Well Nothing Unusual Here, Except I Don't Own A Cat

Well Nothing Unusual Here, Except I Don't Own A Cat

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#125

There's A Cat In My Apartment. I Don't Own A Cat!

There's A Cat In My Apartment. I Don't Own A Cat!

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#126

So This Black Cat That Ive Never Seen Before Came Into My House And Has Been Sitting Like This For About 10 Minutes

So This Black Cat That Ive Never Seen Before Came Into My House And Has Been Sitting Like This For About 10 Minutes

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Barry Nolan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's obviously in the wrong house but he thinks he's in the right house and is asking "why did they move the furniture around?" "Where's my food bowl?"

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#127

Found This Guy Asleep On My Bed. I Don't Have A Cat

Found This Guy Asleep On My Bed. I Don't Have A Cat

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#128

It’s Just Sitting There Judging Me… I Don't Own A Cat

It’s Just Sitting There Judging Me… I Don't Own A Cat

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#130

Came Home To This Last Night.....we Don't Have A Cat

Came Home To This Last Night.....we Don't Have A Cat

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#132

Second Story Bedroom. Little Guy Just Appears This Morning At My Window Looking A Little Bit Homicidal. I Don't Own A Cat

Second Story Bedroom. Little Guy Just Appears This Morning At My Window Looking A Little Bit Homicidal. I Don't Own A Cat

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#133

This Is Not My Cat, He Belongs To The People Downstairs But He Found His Way Into My Kitchen

This Is Not My Cat, He Belongs To The People Downstairs But He Found His Way Into My Kitchen

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#134

Woke Up To This Guy Beside Me

Woke Up To This Guy Beside Me

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#135

But Just In Case Anyone Was Wondering, We Still Don't Have A Cat

But Just In Case Anyone Was Wondering, We Still Don't Have A Cat

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#136

I Don't Own A Cat

I Don't Own A Cat

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#138

Went Outside For A Smoke, Leaving The Door Open. Came Back To This. I Don't Even Own A Cat...

Went Outside For A Smoke, Leaving The Door Open. Came Back To This. I Don't Even Own A Cat...

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#139

I Opened My Door To See This Today... I Don't Own A Cat

I Opened My Door To See This Today... I Don't Own A Cat

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#140

Tonight I Fell Asleep On My Couch. Woke Up This. I Don't Have A Cat

Tonight I Fell Asleep On My Couch. Woke Up This. I Don't Have A Cat

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the ears. He's wishing you'd hold still a little better. He's trying to sleep.

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#141

I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get One?

I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get One?

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#142

Made A New Friend While Smoking On My Front Porch. I Don't Own A Cat

Made A New Friend While Smoking On My Front Porch. I Don't Own A Cat

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#143

I Walked Into My Garage Yesterday And Found This... We Don't Own A Cat

I Walked Into My Garage Yesterday And Found This... We Don't Own A Cat

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Blue Cicada
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes the cat chooses the human. Sometimes the cat chooses a very nice car.

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#144

This Cat Won’t Leave My House

This Cat Won’t Leave My House

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The Cappy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because it's not your house any more. In time, you'll understand.

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#145

So I Was Just About To Go For A Walk And . . . (i Don't Own A Cat)

So I Was Just About To Go For A Walk And . . . (i Don't Own A Cat)

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#146

Came Home To This Fella In The Bedroom. I Don't Own A Cat

Came Home To This Fella In The Bedroom. I Don't Own A Cat

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M O'Connell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... You're gonna want to move all of that stuff you see right there, at least if you like any of it.

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#147

I Don't Own A Cat.... But I Did Leave My Window Open On A Hot Day... And Idk If Its A Nice Cat Or Not..

I Don't Own A Cat.... But I Did Leave My Window Open On A Hot Day... And Idk If Its A Nice Cat Or Not..

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#148

There's A Cat Sleeping In My Bed I Don't Own A Cat And Nobody Else Is Home

There's A Cat Sleeping In My Bed I Don't Own A Cat And Nobody Else Is Home

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#149

I Opened My Door For One Minute And This Guy Barged In

I Opened My Door For One Minute And This Guy Barged In

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#150

Was On My Pc When This Little Guy Jumped On My Bed ... I Don't Own A Cat

Was On My Pc When This Little Guy Jumped On My Bed ... I Don't Own A Cat

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#152

I Closed The Door To Make Sure He Didn’t Get In And 10 Minutes Later After 9 Minutes Of Scratching On The Door Here He Is. I Don't Own A Cat

I Closed The Door To Make Sure He Didn’t Get In And 10 Minutes Later After 9 Minutes Of Scratching On The Door Here He Is. I Don't Own A Cat

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#154

I Had A Visitor Today! I Don’t Own A Cat

I Had A Visitor Today! I Don’t Own A Cat

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#155

I Don't Own A Cat, Apparently She Likes The Smell Of Dinner

I Don't Own A Cat, Apparently She Likes The Smell Of Dinner

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#157

Everybody Id Like You To Meet Timmy The Cat... Hes Not My Cat Or My Moms He The Neighbors Cat Who Likes To Sneaking Into My House

Everybody Id Like You To Meet Timmy The Cat... Hes Not My Cat Or My Moms He The Neighbors Cat Who Likes To Sneaking Into My House

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#159

Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This Smug A**hole Making Himself At Home. I Don't Even Own A Cat

Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This Smug A**hole Making Himself At Home. I Don't Even Own A Cat

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Louise Åkesson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tuxedo cats are the best:) What did you all do whith these cutie cats? Follow ups...

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#160

I Don't Own A Cat. In Fact, I'm Very Allergic To Cats

I Don't Own A Cat. In Fact, I'm Very Allergic To Cats

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Trish Taylor-Kay
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's the good news: That cat is most likely female. Only one out of about 3000 calico cats is male. The reason female cats are better (if you're allergic to cats) is that female cats produce far less of the protein that causes allergies than male cats do.

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