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There are many ways how one can acquire a pet cat - it can be bought from breeders, it can be adopted from a shelter, chosen from a pet store or even be inherited. But there's one more way of getting a cute cat, and it's when the feline chooses you himself.
Now, we all know that cats follow their funny cat-logic of doing things, and more than often that includes picking their masters (or servants) to their liking. Some charm their way into adoption through gentle purring and the disarming power of the Puss in Boots stare. Others... well, trespass and claim your pillow as their new bed.
So, if you'll ever hear loud meowing noises at around 4 in the morning or be woken up from slumber by crashing sounds - congratulations, you now have a cat! Some even more obscure ways of the felines choosing their masters might include crazy cats jumping in a car through an open window, persistently following you on the street pretending to be a lost cat or even declaring your porch as the safest place for them to have their cute kittens.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of cat photos documenting these curious stories, and it's certainly one to make your cat senses tingle.
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#1
My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today
Kirsa Rasmussen 8 years ago
So...this is my wife and our 5 children...we would like a table for 7, please!
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
They all look a tad skeptic. Like, they don't believe their tiny friend he got food out of you and came to verify for themselves.
Shirley Richard 8 years ago
He's like, "what's the family situation gotten me into?"
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Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Haha this definitely looks like a family of kitties. My parents have 5 acres & have to put food bowls out in several far apart places so that there isn't a territory dispute (the separation is for the feral cats. My parents also have 5 of their own who don't fight & they get fed in their own little house that was converted from a shed). My parents often set up no kill traps & get the kitties spayed or neutered, then they let them back out on their property. The number has been around a steady 4 for years now; the feral cats won't allow more but if one dies they let another on to the territory.
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#2
This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother's Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy... Meet Popeye
Elina Kuusisto 8 years ago
What a sweet little girl, bless her heart! I'm sure those two are best friends <3
Dane Pearson 8 years ago
What an awesome little girl! and what a cat! it definitely needs love!
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
the cutest ugly cat ever!!! He should marry Princess Monstertruck and have a bunch of ugly furry babies!!!
Just JoLynn 8 years ago
I was going to comment how much I love that tooth!!
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#3
Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day...
Callie Meyer 8 years ago
Oh my gosh, this is my picture!!! I took it on my phone a few years ago and somehow it magically got put on the internet (turned out to be my sister's roommate). This is on my family's farm and that dog dug the c**p out of our yard (hence why there is dirt EVERYWHERE!). He had an owner 2 miles away but liked our house better, I guess. The cat came and went as he pleased. They always reminded me of Milo and Otis. :)
Zull&Panda 1 year ago
Hahahaha! I was wondering why there was dirt all over the path! Oh silly dog!
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Charlotte Brine 8 years ago
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Maybe their current people are mean, ignore them and forget to feed them. They've decided you'll be much better, so give in and keep them! You'll be happier! Besides they get along rather nicely!
Samm Nowak-Martek 8 years ago
I wonder if their previous owners were the previous owners of your house???
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
His name: Rick Blaine Her name: Ilsa Lund. They'll always have your driveway.
#4
Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing... Turned Around To See This Guy
Virgil Blue 8 years ago
I must say he does look like Toothless. And he also got the Puss in Boots look down pat.
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Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago
cat: hello kind stranger you should not smoke it hurts my lil lungs
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Good night sir, would you take a moment so that I can tell you about our Cat Lord and Saviour?
Nancy Laird 8 years ago
Cats (and dogs) know the right homes to trust--that's why they appear in or near those homes so often.
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
Yo man, please tell me you have another one of those... It's been one hell of a week, man...
#5
Woke Up This Morning To This...
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
Cat convention gone wrong. Too much catnip, woke up in someone else porch.
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
Cats do have a way of accumulating. I almost always have 2-4 cats and never do I actively go out and get a cat. They always just show up - sometimes with a friend or eight.
#6
So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink... This Is Not My Cat..
Evisa Isabella Rose 8 years ago
It's so beautiful with it's white scarf on the neck! I want it!!! ΧD
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
My kitty looks like this but a little heavier. He looks like he's wearing a scarf until he lays on his back, & then because there's a strip of white connecting his scarf to a huge white splotch on his belly, it looks like a fat man in a tiny tuxedo. It's adorable! We sing fat man in a little coat to him a lot.
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#7
Found This Little Guy Squeaking In My Back Yard
The Cappy 8 years ago
He's had a rough day. Probably a rough life. Hopefully things are looking up for him now.
Susan L. Miller 8 years ago
Ooh poor baby! Please tell us you adopted him!!
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Jay Broderick 8 years ago
I am not a cat person but if I found this in my living room...I would be a cat person!
Dave Elswood 8 years ago
It might take time, but we take over the world mwah haha
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Matthew Ragan 8 years ago
What a sad little ball of fluff. Please tell me you kept him or at least that he's happy now??
Michael Baker 8 years ago
And we shall call him Ragamuffin and shower him with love... after a nice warm bath and a hardy meal.
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Awww the poor baby! This happened to me once. I intended to care for him til i could find him a home. He never left haha
#8
This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now
Amber Ridgdill 8 years ago
Black and white cats are notorious for being very people friendly. He probably belongs to several other people as well lol
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Cat re-telling story: "...and so that's how I captured my first human..."
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 8 years ago
Cats domesticate themselves, they were never domesticated by man. this cat chose you.
Rose Hogue 8 years ago
Amazing look on new cat owners face. But the cat is happy, he found his love.
#9
There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!
Manu Schuster 8 years ago
Dog: Human gives me food and a place to stay, he must be god. Cat: Human gives me food and a place to stay, I must be god.
#10
Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole... I Don't Own A Cat... Is This How You Get A Cat?
Virgil Blue 8 years ago
Yep, this is pretty much how you get a cat, they kind of phase into existence when you're not looking.
P.Brux FHell 8 years ago
Yeah, sorry. The collar only means the cat ALREADY owns another human and therefore you're obligated to let him go out freely. You can't put another collar in him, though. Although a nice "hello" message in a piece of paper attached to the collar would be a nice gesture towards the other human slaves. Start your very own CatChat
Margaret Buckley 8 years ago
He's got a collar, so he's probably someone else's cat. If the cat doesn't have a collar and wakes you up at 2:45 a.m., he's yours.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I always scan for a chip first ;-) Some cats are wanderers & owners don't put on collars because it could kill 'em if they get caught on or by something.
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#11
Found This Little Guy In My Parent's Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose
Mishte Tine 8 years ago
Because I'm not smart enough to read the title/caption. Ugh I commit yet another comment fail
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Matthew Ragan 8 years ago
Should name him Romeo with a face like that. -Look at the expression on his face, he knows he's a ladies man.
#12
This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
This reminds me of when my dad drove his motorcycle to work when it was chilly out. The pipes were probably warm for quite a while & when he came out of work there was floof sticking out of the pipe. A kitten had crawled in to get warm. It scared him at first but she'd crawled in at a good time & was fine. He is now her hooman.
Terry Laite 5 years ago
Are you located in New Brunswick Canada,, The cat looks like our old guy that disappeared for a week and then came back
Margaret Whitmer 5 years ago
I found my Molly in the shotgun seat of my van while I was at the farm getting rabbit supplies. She clearly signaled she was all ready to go. When the farm owner saw her all she said was, "You taking her home like that or do you want a box?"
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
"Human...I am tired of moving under my own power - you are now my slave - pet me and drive me around..."
#13
Came Home. This Is Not My Cat. We Were Both Surprised
M O'Connell 8 years ago
This one must be real. You have far too much stuff on that counter to have a cat!
#14
So, I Came Home To This... I Don't Own A Cat
Jenice Grimes 8 years ago
I thought it would have been funny if he didn't own a cat or a alligator
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Evisa Isabella Rose 8 years ago
The cat looks like you interrupted their plans of ruling the word! XD
Keona Thrasher 8 years ago
first of all can we discuss the ridiculous amounts of shampoo and conditioner your alligator uses.
brown_panda 8 years ago
really? the cat is the only surprising bit in this photo? any points for guessing the country?
Julie Crockford 5 years ago
lovely siamese. i have one that looks exactly the same. .luckily no crocodile
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Stephanie Parry 8 years ago
But you keep a croc in your bathtub?! I'm glad you don't "own" a cat and sincerely hope there are no other animals in your home...
Ben Edmonds 8 years ago
That cat could easily hop out but instead he is just chillin like "Sup! You look interesting. You come here often?"
#15
We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Yep! That will do it!!! Here's a suggestion for if your have a leaning toward the entrepreneurial - patent it and market it as a humane, environmentally friendly, compact, transportable multipurpose cat catcher!
#16
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It... This Is How I Die
Sharyn Brown 8 years ago
Had a frog outside our hotel room door on the 7th floor. Later I saw him in the elevator! Mystery solved!
Dave Elswood 8 years ago
The Lady Loves Milk Tray (only older peeps in the U.K. Will know this lol)
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Cat: "I bet you're wondering....why? Why I came all the way here...why I climbed 7 floors....well guess what when you left me with Aunt Susie you didn't pet me!! Now I demand it - Rub my belly!! ...what....? This isn't 31 Railway Road? It's 35??...ohhhhh sorry my mistake wrong address, you can go back inside now, I'll be on my way..."
#17
Came Home To This. I Don't Own A Cat
Brianna Davies 8 years ago
The look on the cats face says she woke up to that, and doesn't own kittens.
Lucia Lintnerová 8 years ago
moma cats look for a nice safe, dry and warm place to take care of their kittens, so your home must be great :D
#18
This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We're Bros. I Call Him Oj
Roni Larden 8 years ago
He's very comfy in his new bed. Love how they sleep when they feel safe and happy
Michael Gabriel 8 years ago
Me too ....... this is Rootin-Tootin. Rootin-Too...9b1ea9.jpg 
jacluckycat 8 years ago
You should feel honoured, getting to glimpse the kitty belly, a position reserved for when the cat feels safe and happy
George Lyda 8 years ago
Better watch that OJ s**t especially if he has a knife and wears designer cat pads on his feet.
#19
Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed..... I Don't Have A Cat
Jon Watts 8 years ago
judging by the pic, same size as my cat and he's pretty big since he is maine c**n mix
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Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
You feed me - you get to use the toilet...those are your only options...
#20
Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don't Have A Cat
Evisa Isabella Rose 8 years ago
Consider it a ''renovation'' by the famous interior designer, Kat Purrson! ΧD
Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
It sounds like beginning of a horror movie. 'One day footprints of a cat appeared in my locked house. Next week there was a dead bird in my fridge. Strangely second half of grilled chicken disappeared from oven.'
#21
So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise... Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?
Louise Francoeur 8 years ago
This is one of the most beautiful and unique domestic cat I've seen ever.
#22
He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn't Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?
Evisa Isabella Rose 8 years ago
*You're drunk Jimmy. I'll drive tonight! I'm here just to save your life!* ΧD
FunnyBones FunnyBones 5 years ago
I heard about these meow gps systems, pay attention hes got some place he needs to be.
The Cappy 8 years ago
Seems to be doing a better job of keeping his eyes on the road than you.
#23
The Cat That Lives Next-Door Came In To Say Hello
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
You're the only thing in the neighborhood even close to being as fuzzy as the cat. The cat is fascinated.
#24
Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don't Have A Cat
Sue Rogers 8 years ago
How do all of the cats get in to people's houses? We have a cat door, and don't get any!!
Donna Oades 8 years ago
Windows. I left my bathroom window open a few weeks ago while I had an afternoon nap. A weird noise woke me up, and as I turned over there was my neighbours cat, in my bedroom! We both frightened each other and just as I was wondering where the hell it came from, it ran back to my bathroom, hoppped up onto the toilet then the window sill, and disappeared outside!
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Our Neighbor's Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He's Flowers
The Cappy 8 years ago
There's something wrong with his butt. I can't quite put my finger on it.
santi virasak 8 years ago
Why are you trying to put your finger on the cat's butt?
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Jeff Christensen 5 years ago
I've never seen a cat hatching from an egg before. Seems my high school biology teacher was wrong.
alexandra laurita 8 years ago
HE is a Maine c**n. These are the dogs of cat world. Mine used to wag his tail when we fed him :)
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
"From that day on I decided...if the world would not accept me as a cat - they would accept me as a flower!"
#26
I Guess I Have A New Cat. This Guy Walked In My Front Door And Made Himself At Home
Amy Hanson 8 years ago
hmmm..brought his cat toy with him (bottom right corner of pic). still a cute kitty
Natalie Wiebe 7 years ago
Most of my boys were like that. I had one walk into my yard one day and he stayed in my heart for at least 17 years......
Daniel Hutsell 8 years ago
If this is in prosser near the barn restaurant and he has no nuts his name is magix you can keep him if you want but I just always wondered where he went
Darius Quinn 2 years ago
Walked in with that Rick James confidence. "Nice place, human. Why don't I stretch out?"
#27
My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture From Our Bathroom. We Don't Have A Cat
Crystal Vaughan 8 years ago
Took ya long enough. I've been here THREE MONTHS!!! bwahahahahahaha
#28
There Was A Visitor By My Guest House This Morning
Mishte Tine 8 years ago
This is a bobcat, not a house cat. Please contact your local vet. They can inform the proper wildlife folks who will treat this wild kitten properly. He cannot and should not be treated like a domestic pet.
Sha-ne-ne 8 years ago
I don't see anything here that would indicate that the poster intends to try to keep and domesticate this little guy. It appears he lives in a very wooded area. The little bobcat probably just wandered by and had his photo snapped before he returned to the woods.
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Mishte Tine 8 years ago
Not suggesting that falloutmike doesn't know this - I just don't want people to get the wrong idea about wild animals no matter how cute they are.
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
12 years ago I found a very young kitten on the highway. The vet told me it was an European wildcat and he would euthanize her - she would never be domesticated. Took her home and: Never ONCE had any issues, was housebroken from the first day. Loves attention. Sits like a meerkat. Purrs like a V12 diesel.
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Jenice Grimes 8 years ago
Lol bobcat baby he is like "so I was just told by my mom I would need to hunt for food and live in a hole? Ya I decided I want to be a house cat! My Body My Choice!!! So hi what's your story?"
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
....can you take me back to my mommy?? She's the huge creature over there snarling...
Terry Walton 8 years ago
My grandpa had a pet bobcat. He said it was a great cat. Loved people but killed every other cat in the neighborhood. The Georgia -Pacific mill in town had a rat problem. The cat became the mills mascot. Got spoiled by people that worked there and took care of rat problem.
Rose Scarlet 8 years ago
Not necessarily. I found a car that looked like this .....turned out to be a regular tabby. I had her 21 years.
Rose Scarlet 7 years ago
I had a cat* that looked like this... Stupid butterfingers. LOL
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#29
While Visiting My Girlfriends Family In New York, I Woke Up To This... They Don't Own A Cat
Khanh Phan 8 years ago
His right ear also makes him looks like a veteran.
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Amy Nalley 8 years ago
That kitty was picked with a cat colony and fixed. The tip of the right ear is the mark this has been done. They also give them a 3 year rabie shot. Pretty kitty
Ayla Fecero 8 years ago
His ear means he's likely a confirmed feral/stray. They "tip" the ear to communicate that he is part of the "trap, spay, neuter" program. It allows cats that are unable to be adopted to continue to live, as opposed to being put down as "unadoptable." (though this guy likes like he'd make a fine house cat).
Linda Day 8 years ago
Here it just means they were "trapped as a stray, spayed/neutered, had ear tipped, and released" - Many are adoptable, as in StL, we have a huge "dumping" problem. I have a giant gray I feed that would love a home of his own! We named him Connor.
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Cin Scott 8 years ago
You have been chosen for a very important mission but first, where's the tuna?
Nancy Fountain-Tyms 8 years ago
He's a feral cat.... look at his right ear.....was captured by Animal Control (SPCA).... neuter/spayed... they notch the ear, while this little fur baby was under sedation.... if its caught again, they will know that he/she is fixed.
#30
Been Working In The Office For An Hour. Turned Around And Saw This. I Don't Have A Cat
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Now he'll nonchalantly push the water glass off the counter, never breaking eye contact with you. Cats
Keyz Karanza 8 years ago
Cat: "Hi, human. Nice to meet you. Now change your shorts and feed me."
Keelah Rose Calloway 8 years ago
. . . and it was the LAST thing you saw, I'm guessing. RIP. Death by alien cat!
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Hi, don't mind me, I just came for your soul...you can go back and sleep now...
#31
I Don't Own A Cat. I Was Having A Good Old Fashioned Day Nap And My Missus Snapped This Sneaky Feline Muscling In On My Hard Earned Warmth
Keelah Rose Calloway 8 years ago
Sidebar: all naps are day naps. Otherwise it's just called going to bed.
Lucia Lintnerová 8 years ago
aww the cat is so beautiful :3 and your missus is absolutely great for making the pic without scaring the cat away
Allana Rose 8 years ago
...and no one knows how these cats keep getting in? I am a cat lover and never had one just show up in my house....on my doorstep yes, but inside? Never*L*
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
The misses wanted you to be introduced as best as can be for the cat she got at the shelter. LOL
#32
I Don't Have A Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Cat: "Do you mind human? I'm trying to watch Hockey game." Human: "............" Cat: "You heard me - go back upstairs!"
Evan Towle 8 years ago
Yeah, Ambien is like that. You never took that picture either. Go back to bed.
#33
I Have Two Cats. This Is Neither Of Them. Intruder!
Pat 8 years ago
Years ago while feeding my 4 cats another black one walked in to be fed. Actually that one was my cat Spooky. The black one already eating was a stray. She stayed and we named her Phantom. When Phanie had kittens 3 weeks later, Spooky had a name change to Grannycat. You just never know when you will be claimed by another cat.
Sandra Sinclair 8 years ago
This cat is definitely a dancer.I know third position when I see it.
Steve Mason 5 years ago
She's come in to fix that beading at the bottom of the skirting boards.
#34
I Live In A Student House. Two Cats Like To Visit Us And Play On The Ipad Sometimes
LilKidLover 8 years ago
Cappy, how do you think of these things, I mean no way man, you are too funny!!
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Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
*watching youtube video* -- how to manipulate and control your human -- lol
Carter Brown 4 years ago
The best comment i have ever seen so far. Underrated comment.
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Albena Temelkova 5 years ago
two different socks, one with hole....yeap, definitely male students....:)
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
You are so sweet to let them play, do they get snacks while playing?
#35
Didn't Spot Him At First So Got A Slight Shock. Also, That Is Not My Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
....sorry lady, I'm not leaving here until Pooh apologizes for what he said...
Mary Light 8 years ago
Keep'em- looks like a pure bred too! Great Deal! Free! (/not counting vet bills/worth it tho!!)
#36
Considering That I Don't Own A Cat, I Was Surprised When I Heard A Weird Sound On The Car Porch And Noticed Them
Karen Klinck Klinck 3 years ago
In the middle--the white blob. One of the bottom kittens is going for a nipple.
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Susann Campbell 6 years ago
The cat fairy must really love you to give you so many babies wrapped in fur.
The Meeper 4 years ago
Leave a capture trap out for the mom and get them all spayed. Then either give them to the nearest shelter or become a crazy cat person (if the mom is outright feral you may want to leave her to professionals)
#37
Studying For Exams, When Suddenly This Guy Confirms The Stereotype. Also, This Isn't Even My Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
"...Look lady there's nothing I can do about this, it's outta my paws, it's standard cat protocol - you bring a laptop or a book and I am obligated to sit on it...nothing I can do..."
Mary Light 8 years ago
It's your cat now - plus it's a black cat- which is super good luck!! (/moreso if they pick you)
Rebecca Henderson 7 years ago
Yes, they will always interrupt you when you need to take a break .
#38
But I Don't Own Any Cats...
The Cappy 8 years ago
I see two bowls out there. Something tells me you brought this on yourself.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
once when my mom set out a food bowl she attracted an armadillo, skunk, opossum, & a racoon in addition to the cats. My dad actually caught her chasing the skunk so she could put him to bed with the rest of the cats. She's very nearsighted & couldn't tell the difference without her glasses. :')
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Nadine Lujan 8 years ago
they seem disgruntled with the level of service - you need to step up and put out some fancier food and possibly fine china for them to knock off the steps
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
😂😂😂 my mama actually has some old fine china that came from who knows where (we didn't buy it though). It's got 24k gold leaf on it & the cats get their wet food on that 😂😂😂
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#39
Went To Use The Bathroom. We Don't Own A Cat
#40
I Don't Own A Cat...
Sabrina Fraser 7 years ago
Maybe you 'accidentally' brought him home from the grocery store.....?
Eby FAshn 8 years ago
Wow! Watch outh there!they like to hide in drawers ,don't lock them somewhere by accident!Always check! 😉 One day i've been koocking and i was so scared,when something come out from one of the drawers! Was his paw! I took him out really quick,but he seems like he really like to take some naps hided over there😂
#41
A Stray Cat Followed Me Home Last Night. This Is What I Woke Up To On My Porch This Morning
#42
Came Home One Day And Heard A Meowing Under My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat. I Guess I Do Now
Fay Singer 7 years ago
That's what happens when you don't clean up the,dust balls under your bed. They spontaneously combine to form a kitty.
ButterflyCatcher56 3 years ago
i will now be leaving dust balls under my bed
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Louise Åkesson 8 years ago
With those big ears, there could be some norwegian forest cat mixed in;) What a beauty!
#43
I Do Not Own A Cat..
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Oh Kathyyyy...you really wanna put yourself through this? I know where you work, do you even want to know how I got into your car? You're just delaying the inevitable, all you have to do is take me as your pet and this'll all be over...
#44
I Went To Take The Garbage Out And A Cat Ran Into My House And Won't Leave. Is This How You Get A Cat?
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Okay so let's get the ground rules down human - I now own you...that's about it...
#45
Guys, He's Back. I Tried Petting, He Doesn't Seem Satisfied. Still Studying, Still Not My Cat
Weddfire 8 years ago
He's telling you. "Hooman, you get no petting privileges until i get what i want. Stop staring at this stuff, get me a fancy collar, and FEED ME! HURRY SLAVE!!" Or something.
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
"We've been over this lady, it's in my cat requirement booklet - I have to sit on your book...it's not that I want to...also I'm hungry - feed me..."
Adrian Johnson 3 years ago
Cat demonstrates how he colour-coordinates with computer. You see how you need him to complete your interior decorating scheme.
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#46
I Got Up At 2.30am To Go To The Bathroom... I Don't Own A Cat And My House Is Completely Closed
Cyntheia Singleton 8 years ago
Well, maybe not complete... there's obviously a worm hole somewhere. :)
Nora Schoonmaker 8 years ago
You only think your house is closed up. Evidence suggests otherwise.
Tracey Goodart 8 years ago
My sister and her housemates had a cat that knew more ways to get into their house than they did. They gave up putting him out finally and kept him. His name was "Squatter." :)
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
*cat singing to itself * Just off looking for soulss...and I foun... "oh hi, pay me no mind, I'm just passing through, by chance is there an 'Alexander Thomas' living here? Just coming to collect his soul...
#47
A Cat Appeared On My Sofa. I Don't Own A Cat!
Keelah Rose Calloway 8 years ago
The cat's expression is more like "A human appeared on my sofa."
#48
Went To Feed My Cat And This Is What I Found... This Is Not My Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
So this container was sorta full...and I ate till I can't move...can you be a dear and take me out now??
Sabrina Fraser 7 years ago
Might not b your cat, but he is a 'satisfied cat. Now buy more food lol
#49
Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This. As A Side Note, We Don't Have A Cat...
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
** uhhmmm uhhh cupboard inspector -- just ummm doing a routine check - everything seems to be in order here, guess I'll be on my way now....
#50
I Heard A Faint Meow From The Other Room... This Is Not My Cat, And I'm On The Second Floor
Madina Abduvokhidova 8 years ago
There are so many cats and none of 'em comes to my room heck(((
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Ceiling Cat?"
Lori Lathrom 3 years ago
Breaking News! Man discovers cats can scale walls. If they want in, they will find a way.
#51
Soooo This Happened While I Was Cleaning Out My Truck Today…. I Don't Own A Cat
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
no, she don't..... it already has a collar it's someone else's, just cause its used to people and wants to play/love Doesn't mean "OH BOY FREE CAT!"
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*cat whispering* --- "Here's what you're gonna do...you're gonna close this door and drive...if you try anything funny the claws come out...do we understand each other?? Good...now rub my belly..."
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
All these idiots saying "NOW YOU DO" to the pics of the cats that have collars on them, there free roaming cats, there allowed outside, they already have owners those people can't just see the collar and think "WELL THEY GAVE ME A COLLAR TO PUT ON YOU TOO LOL YOUR MINE NOW!" no there already someone else yeah its funny cause they act like they own you and will go to your home, CAUSE THERE USED TO PEOPLE, not like strays
#52
Tried To Call My Cat To The Back Door By Shaking Treats. This Is Not My Cat
person (i think) 8 years ago
I know this is a joke, but it reminded me that i recently read that cats bring us dead animals because they think we are s****y cats and they are trying to feed us:). I dont know where the line between that and "because they love us" is drawn, but i think it is pretty funny :)
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Rebecca Henderson 7 years ago
Any cat runs for that sound. They all know the Temptations shake. Lol!
#53
I Don't Own A Cat, But This One Wanders Into My Apartment From Time To Time. I Think He's Starting To Regret It
Leigh Hogan 5 years ago
They look too much alike for that not to be his cat... This is a great wrongness in the universe.
Load More Replies... Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Oh God...he's a psycho, I came into the apartment of a psycho...just act natural and stay calm....
Sandy Skelton 8 years ago
But you both look exactly alike! Twins from this dimension! You probably have so much made uncommon.
#54
Looked Down Aaaaaaaand I Don't Have A Cat
The Cappy 8 years ago
She probably just finished tripping her last owner down the stairs. Now practicing on you.
Cringyafkid 8 years ago
I agree :) The cat has some skills, O is MG.. Maybe we should check if this owner is still alive.. o,o
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#55
Woke Up To A Knock At The Door, This Guy Walks In, Refuses To Leave
Sophie Joanka Wotkowska 8 years ago
Sometimes when I see a cat waiting by somebody's door, I knock on it assuming the cat is waiting by its owner's door. I guess it's not always the case... 😎
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Mary Light 8 years ago
Black cats are super good luck! Keep the lil guy & he'll ward off evil! (/well, small ones at least)
Bettina Nørbo Jensen 7 years ago
He is quite polite, knocking before entering, you are now owned by him :)
Jack Harris 2 years ago
That is seriously one of the most beautiful cats I've ever seen! You should keep him/her!
#56
2 Days After I Moved To Oregon, This Little Guy Showed Up At My Doorstep. Meet Ounce
Rebecca Henderson 7 years ago
This is a beautiful Lynxpoint Siamese. I had one I’d get another any day.
Desmond Miles 8 years ago
Omg... Looks exactly like my neighbor's kitten they got last year.... Who proceeded to take off and find a new home. xD Also in Oregon! They had another one... A 16 year-old. When they moved in, he decided to move in with me instead. Had him for about 2 or 3 years. : ) His name was Java.
#57
They Emerged From A Corn Field And Now They Chill On My Porch. I Call Them The Three Amigos
lazy panda 8 years ago
Instead of "Children of the Corn" it's "Kittens of the Korn" (Kardashian style)
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Now my brothers! let us convene this meeting to discus the latest turn of events - the human who did not feed us - how do we appropriately punish he....oh Hi, we were just talking about you! How you doing??
Mary Light 8 years ago
Should take'em to the vet, check of ID Chips, if not owned, give'em shots, get fixed, get'em ID Chipped & keep'em. (/as outdoor or indoor kitties)
#58
Boyfriend Was Working On His Scooter Outside With The Door Open All Day And Came In To Find This Fellow... We Don't Own A Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Let's be reasonable about this human....you both know you put this comfy spot just for me...how could I not use it??
#59
Walk Into The Kitchen And Awww.......i Don't Own A Cat
#60
Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Something To Read?
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Let's see - how to get rid of dogs....now where did I put that book...
#61
I Don't Have A Cat. Luckily, My Neighborhood Comes With Curbside Cat Service
Mary Light 8 years ago
KEEP IT/HER/HIM!!! Black cats are super good luck!! Moreso if one chooses you-!
#62
I Don't Own A Cat... And I Live On The 5th Floor
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Curses...you've seen me....now I have to use my hypnotic vision...don't worry....I'll give you good memories...
#63
Back Home After A 2 Week Vacation. I Don't Have A Cat
Evisa Isabella Rose 8 years ago
*I was housesitting while you were away... Welp time for me to go now! It's 80$ by the way!* XD
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
I also left you a dead rat over there as part of the service - no need to thank me lol
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#64
Woke Up To This, I Don't Own A Cat
Virgil Blue 8 years ago
Cat: "It's just how it works. Don't make it weird."
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Molly Morrison 8 years ago
That cat has a weird nose. It's quite large. Swollen?? I've never seen a cat quite like this before.
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
I don't know what you're talking about!!! I was not trying to steal your soul... while you slept... random human.....
Carol Sheppard 7 years ago
Wearing a collar: hooman won’t get up and feed. You...nearest next hooman..must feed
#65
So Its Raining Out And This Guy Follows Me In, Dont Have The Heart To Put Him Out, So I Have A New Friend
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Baby it's cold out side..... I must get away... BUT baby it's cold out side!!!!
#66
Left The Apartment Door Open For Five Minutes And Came Back To This. Not My Cat
Madelene Amendola 8 years ago
I could have used this critter during my recent mouse incursion.
#67
I Don't Own A Cat
Debra Starr Moon 8 years ago
Looks like he's trying to act like a piece of clothing you threw on the bed.
Sandy Skelton 8 years ago
But I have snotted everything you own while you were gone, especially that red thing
#68
This Little Guy Been Chilling Like This For 30minutes. I Don't Own A Cat...
Weddfire 8 years ago
And you've gotten 2 likes in 22 minutes. Quite productive, if i do say so myself. Lol
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If It's Hot And I Open My Back Door, This Happens. I Don't Even Know This Guy
#70
We Don't Own A Cat
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
You probably don't own any fish or mice either because of the cat that owns you.
Evan Towle 8 years ago
Bet you didn't know you had all those extra pants either. Spring cleaning is like Christmas!
#71
My Daughter Made A Friend - We Don't Own A Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
So do you control your humans yet? I can teach you if you haven't learnt yet...
#72
Bringing In Groceries.. See This In My Car.. I Don't Have A Cat
#73
I Don't Own A Grey Cat..
Crystal Vaughan 8 years ago
Cat: 'eww! You're putting THAT in THERE?!? I'm not eating it. Fine, I'll eat it, but I'm going to throw it up in your shoe later!' lol
#74
It's Almost 1 Am. This Is My Bed. I Don't Own A Cat
#75
Stray Cat Come To Say Hi, Walked Right Into Our House
Khanh Phan 8 years ago
This cat is a monster! Tummy rubs task for the first question!?? Oooh boy this interview is going to hell!
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Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Come closer hooman...I'm not gonna make it..however....if you were to say...open the fridge....and take out the chicken...maybe....just maybe that would keep me alive...
Griselle Lugo 8 years ago
Awwwee...and he is sooo adorable he is trying to sell you his tummy!!
#76
He's Been Sleeping In My Kitchen For The Past Two Hours. I Don't Have A Cat
#77
Help, I Don't Own A Cat! How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave? She Is So Adorable
Barry Nolan 8 years ago
You don't!! I do believe when a pet chooses to stay with you, it's a gift from a higher power!!!
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
You politely pour her a bowl of kibble and then ask if she'd like to leave in about 15 years or so...
Madelene Amendola 8 years ago
Her ear is clipped. I believe she was catch and release stray that's decided to move indoors.
Jack Harris 2 years ago
Actually, I think it's more likely to be an old injury. They clip the whole tip off when catch-and-realeasing.
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Mick Wenlock 8 years ago
Welcome to the world of those who have been picked by a cat. You adapt and adopt and find out what you have been missing. There is no "leave" involved. One day, if you are very lucky you will find yourself worrying about *her* leaving and then you will understand young Padewan, oh yes. Then you will understand.
Ana Frljužec 8 years ago
You can try it - you will fail, ... you will cuddle her and will be a cat owner...
#78
I Don't Want A Cat. I Don't Even Really Like Cats. I Think I Now Own A Cat
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
she will grow on you. but please consider neutering, she looks like a healthy young female ready to fill your house with her copious offspring! :D
Matthew Messersmith 8 years ago
Yeah, that's kind of how I got mine. He's an a*****e, but he's my a*****e. Decided to hitch 25 miles on a skid plate under my vehicle before I found him at about 6 weeks old. Now he's 3 and cantankerous as hell. Loves me, but I am pretty sure he thinks he owns my wife.
Oline Wright 8 years ago
if you don't like cats they just have to change your mind it is a challenge type of thing.
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Cats love people that don't like cats... so they say! Eventually, you fall in love with them! So they are happy you love them!
LaRosa Hjort 6 years ago
Unfortunately some people have bad experiences with cats and let that dictate all future interactions with cats; the rest of the people who don't like cats are usually allergic to them. Then there's the really weird ones who just don't like them for no reason.
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#79
Woke Up With Him Next To Me. Thing Is, We Don't Own A Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
...just so you know I could have killed you at least 5 times while you were sleeping...you can feed either feed me now or I'll be back tomorrow night...your call...
#80
We Don't Own A Cat. We Have A Cat That Has Figured Out How To Use The Dog Door And Owns Us
Lynda Peterson 8 years ago
That's how it happens. They adopt you and they always know who to go to.
#81
I Just Left My Bedroom And Was Approached By This Guy. I Don't Own A Cat
Gloria Wesson 8 years ago
He really likes your floor plan. It's very close to meeting his standards...
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
I've come to join your band...is this not the place for rehearsals??
#82
The Cat Shit On My Pillow! A Massive Revenge Shit Too. I Don't Even Own A Cat!
The Cappy 8 years ago
Let this be a lesson to everyone who doesn't own a cat. Just get a damned cat box. One day it might save your laundry. On a more sober note, this is the first picture where I didn't come away thinking "Well, you have a cat now!"
Marcia Karnaze 8 years ago
My cat got mad at me for going away for a few days, so when I came back he s**t in my bed.....while I was sleeping in it!
Justanothervictim75 8 years ago
My cat got mad at my daughter once and s**t under her pillow, then covered it up.
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Gloria Wesson 8 years ago
LOL...!! That's HUGE...!! Are you sure that's the cat's..??!? You should ask your partner and/or your dog... ROTFL
The annoying M 8 years ago
It placed it very neatly too. Maybe it was the only "gift" it could bring since it doesn't have pockets or hands? 😆
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Oh hi human, I thought I'd lay the ground rules out so you understand a few things...this is what happens when you don't do as I say...okay from here on out I don't think we should have any problems right??
#83
I Don't Even Own A Cat, Is This How You Get Cats?
Kiss Army 7 years ago
That looks like a highly sophisticated one right there!
Load More Replies... Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Ha! you didn't think I'd mail myself to you did you Patrick? Did you?!! Expedited shipping baby and guess whose card I used...
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
Box = bait. Hoomans know 'dis. Y U put out bait, if U no want cat?
Nora Schoonmaker 8 years ago
But you own a box. Which you left on the floor. A sure sign you want a cat.
#84
Left My Roof Open, Came Back An Hour Later To Find This. Not My Cat
Madelene Amendola 8 years ago
Did kitty do that to the seat? At least s/he's tagged so you can exchange insurance information.
Suzanne Amlin 8 years ago
Cat belongs to somebody, as evidenced by the collar. Charge them for the repairs.
#85
So I Leave My Window Open For 10 Minutes And This Little Guy Decides To Come Through And Take A Nap
The Cappy 8 years ago
Well you can't get rid of her now. She's obviously got no bones. She wouldn't last ten seconds in the wild.
#86
Visiting Grandad And His Cat... Wait... Grandad Doesnt Have A Cat
#87
This Little Fella, Or Lady Fella, Looks To Have Made Themselves Awfully Comfortable. I Don't Own A Cat
#88
Also, Woke Up To Find This. I Don’t Own A Cat
#89
Just Going To My Kitchen And Saw Him. I Don't Have A Cat
#90
I Don't Own A Cat. I Came Home From Work To Find This Floppy Thing Sleeping On My Coffee Table! What Do?!?!
thingy mebob 8 years ago
It's getting a good sleep in. Before pushing everything on that table onto the floor.
Abhijeet Singh 8 years ago
Why doesn't a cat come to my house? Reason no. 1: My house is on 3rd floor. (Actually invalid) Reason no. 2: My Mom won't allow one. (Unless the cat wants to, I won't let her to remove the cat out) Reason no. : My sister will JUST NOT leave her. (Maybe cats like that)
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
5 EASY SURE FIRE STEPS... hug it, feed it, snuggle it, try your best to give it up and.....FAIL!
#91
I May Not Have A Cat, But My Neighbor's Likes To Greet Me!
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Hi, this is a bit awkward but the cab I called hasn't shown up yet, can you give me a lift to the park?
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
What a groovy cat! steal it! steal it! I mean.... whoops, let it follow you into your house and then the wind blows the door shut and 'No, I haven't seen your....
#92
I Don't Own A Cat, Yet I Came Home To This Majestic Beast
cookie_cat 2 years ago
beast?!?! who r u calling a beast!! he's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
#93
Left My Door Open And Fell Asleep. This Is What I Woke Up To. I Don't Own A Cat
#94
I’m At My Boyfriends House And We’re About To Settle For Netflix And Dinner When We Look Up And See This. He Doesn’t Own A Cat
#95
This Is What I Came Home To Tonight.... I Don't Own A Cat
Кристина Койчева 7 years ago
Ohhhh people, learn your lesson.... if you don’t want a cat, don’t leave the “cat teleport” open and in your house....
Amy Coburn 8 years ago
Did anyone see the that toy under the Danby box? Looks like a stuffed mouse....
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Danny boy...you really thought you could ship me off?? DIdn't count on the return to sender sticker I saved for just such an occasion did you??
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
OMG!! I think he's trying to tell you something... I think it's "Hello, I'm YOUR NEW CAT...Danby!!!
#96
I Don't Own A Cat. Yet
just a thought 8 years ago
after the dish is completed : " I told you to stir it well ... This food is f*****g uncooked !"
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Cat: Human, what are you doing? Human: Making chocolate pudding. Cat: It’s four o’clock in the afternoon. Why the hell are you making chocolate pudding? Human: …Because I’ve lost control of my life.
#97
I Left My Window Open Because It's Raining, I Don't Own A Cat
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
I was cold and wet, then I found a window a kind human left open for me.
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
I thought people usually CLOSED windows when it as raining? *Shrug* Live and learn!
#98
I Don't Own A Cat
Catalina Ioan 8 years ago
That's ok, I'm sure it'll get along just fine with the owner of the doggy door
Weed in the Garden 3 years ago
Judging by the tree, this might be the your first gift this holiday season.
Amy Coburn 8 years ago
I had a doggy door, my dog had a cat, ok, ok,...the cat had a hooman and a doggy, another cat walked in the door and began fighting with the resident cat. The intruder had feline lukemia, my baby lost his life because of that. Please be careful with doggy doors if you own a cat. We didn't know until it was to late, we walked in and there was the other cat in the house.
#99
I Don't Even Own A Cat..
Mellissa Greenless 6 years ago
Lol...he saw your GOT "winter is coming" poster and figured hed find a hooman.before the cold sets in and he becomes a furry walker(play on.wight walker)
#100
Found This Little Ragamuffin In My Spare Room - I Don't Own A Cat... Any Advice?
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Check for a microchip. If none, ask yourself, "Do I need some awesomeness in my life?" (Yes. The answer is yes.)
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
Food, litter box, vaccinations, spay/neuter. Then snuggle up and enjoy your gift from the cosmos.
#101
Found This Guy In The Sink, I Don't Have A Cat
Lynda Peterson 8 years ago
Waiting for you to turn the faucet on so I can get a drink, please.
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
*Shower* "I don't have a cat anymore..." -or- "He really likes it. Now I super *have* a cat."
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Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Why do they like sinks? Is the metal warm??? Gunna start leaving out sinks around my house - you can never have enough cats!!!
#102
Arrived Home To Find This On My Bed, We Don't Have A Cat....
#103
I Don't Own A Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Cat: It's been two days, still trying to figure out where this mouse is that, that hooman was only talking about...all I see is wires and stuff...
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
You own a big warm thing. Therefore you must have a cat to go with it. Otherwise it's a waste of all that heat.
Valerie Delgado 8 years ago
Poor baby needs a home - but make sure it gets fixed or it will multiply!
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Surely not possible to say that statement and mean it now!!!! Soooo cuuuute!
#104
Came Home To This... I Don't Own A Cat
Joan Gower 7 years ago
Cat is just trying to " rescue " your CAST IRON who does that to good cookware! Gorgeous Siamese by the way!
M O'Connell 8 years ago
It's a cast-iron pan, you don't wash them with soap, you just boil out any crusty bits, wipe them out, and oil them. That lovely Siamese is likely enjoying 'miscellaneous dinner soup'
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I'm uncertain that you're telling the truth mate... there aren't really many siamese strays in the world.
#105
I Come Back To My Room, And The Cat Is On The Bed. I Don't Own A Cat...
#106
Guys, I Don't Own A Cat
Jak Leonhart 8 years ago
the cappy you wouldn't happen to be somebody I know named captaintryhard would you aka cappy o.O
Load More Replies... Beth McFadden 8 years ago
Flannel pajama pants are like empty cardboard boxes: they just come with cats pre-installed.
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Cats love who they love, and they don't love humans that are mean or neglectful You got a buddy now!
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
.... she said as all around her smiled knowingly!! Nodding sagely, stroking (those that have them) their beards and drawing pie chart of probability and placing bets!!!
#107
Woke Up From A Nap I Don't Own A Cat
Mary Light 8 years ago
Black cats are blessings & ward off evil & are super good luck- keep'em!
Angel 8 years ago
The only stronger cat attracter is the fabled... Cardboard box ;-)
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Cat's just phase into our universe like thar. Congratz. You been adopted
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Oh Richard...you're finally up...I was watching you all night sleeping...we need to have a little chat...about that dog of yours....after all we wouldn't want anything to happen to you while you're sleeping right?
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Love these random cats that are there when people wake up - Sooooo FUNNY! At least I'm not surprised when I wake up to find (My 2 daughters) three cats trapping me in my bed in the morning!!!
#108
Cat Wants To Come In. I Still Don't Own A Cat!
The Cappy 8 years ago
Danger Will Robinson. Judging from that belly, he just ate his last owner.
#109
I Don't Own A Cat?
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
U no have cat? Y U have cup with water on floor? Clearly, U have cat. :P
#110
I Don't Own A Cat, Now There Is One On My Bed
Verdant Hush 8 years ago
That is a cat summoning quilt, duh. It's got cats and cat traps all over it!
Ricardo Silva 7 years ago
Hmmm you didn't read the instructions among the IKEA bedspread? Cat appear btw 2 to 7 weeks after first use.
#111
Yesterday, We Got A Microchip Cat Flap To Keep Out An Unwelcome Guest. When He Attempted To Get In This Morning His Face Broke My Heart
tinklyatom 8 years ago
How can anyone resist those eyes?! 😢Please say you gave him a loving home 😍
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Ohhhh NO!!! poor kitty! 'They don't love me! - did they ever truly love me? Was it all in my mind? Will I be destined to wander the harsh, barren, lonely landscape of sadness for ever more?'
Mary Light 8 years ago
YOU MONSTER!!! How could you??? You should feel bad and guilty and let the poor baby in!!
#112
Ninja Level 99. Came Home In The Rain. Found This Guy In Our Kitchen...We Don't Have A Cat
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
You're not happy to see the cat? He's not happy you didn't bring food.
Chris Toms 8 years ago
Cats are born knowing more ninja stuff than any ninja master can ever aspire to learn...
#113
Today I Was Eating Breakfast And I Felt Like Someone Was Watching Me. I Don't Own A Cat...
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Our neighbor cats check up on us throughout the day. Gazing through the kitchen door, climbing our crabapple by the dining window.
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Good day m'am I'm just doing a routine check. Got a call about a mouse in the neighbourhood...you haven't seen any suspicious activity have you??
#114
She Showed Up On My Porch 3 Weeks Ago Today
Gwinevere von Ludwig 8 years ago
I hope you have taken her to the vet. Looks like she might have an infection of some kind.
M O'Connell 8 years ago
It looks like she may have gotten her head caught in something, unless she has really distinctive facial lines.
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I Don't Own A Cat, But He Doesn't Seem To Care
#116
I’m Getting The Strangest View From My Window Wtf? Yes, Hello? Who This?
#117
There Is A Cat In My House. I Do Not Own A Cat
Laura Hewitt 8 years ago
You know the main river of the country where they worshipped cats? That's right... de Nile.
Elizabeth 1 year ago
You are absolutely slaying in every comment you write congrats
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We Don't Have A Cat. He Came In Through An Open Window, And When My Roommate Got Up To Use The Bathroom He Claimed His Throne
#119
Whose Cat Is This???
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Here's the thing. I was actually sent here to kill you while you were sleeping but I dunno, you kinda grew on me...so now I'm your new cat
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Ummmm.... how longs it been now - 5 min? Probably yours by now! CONGRATULATIONS!
#120
Taken Right After I Woke Up This Morning. My Door Was Locked. I Don't Own A Cat
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
A phone call to the number on the tag couldn't hurt, but many cats with excellent homes will insert themselves into the lives of neighbors as well, so they can get extra food (treat whores, all of them), snuggles, and a place to get out of the rain when they are far from home. When our first cat died, we discovered that he had several different "homes" in the neighborhood.
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Kim Lorton 8 years ago
We have our cat ways, and when one hears of a human with no cat, they send the message on until the right cat gets the message, and then appears where you are, while you sleep! No more lonely nights!
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Hey Morning, how you going Frank? You should really consider getting a new security system - I broke through that one in like under 2 minutes...
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
He is soooo the boss of.... 'I have every right to be on YOUR bed THIS morning AND ANY OTHER MORNING I LIKE!!!
#121
This Guy Is Always Waiting When I Come From School. Needless To Say, I Don't Own A Cat
Nora Schoonmaker 8 years ago
Unlike most of the cats in this feature, this one could use a little food.
#122
I Have Said It Before, I Don't Own A Cat
#123
Yes, Hello Sir, I Was Wondering If You Had Time To Talk About Your Home Insurance Provider?
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
...and so the rumours of the roof insurance sales cat were all true...incidentally his insurance had the best rates...
#124
Well Nothing Unusual Here, Except I Don't Own A Cat
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
"That a banana under the covers, or you just happy to see [kitty]?"
Ioana Mircea 8 years ago
I believe from the shape that those are his/her feet....
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#125
There's A Cat In My Apartment. I Don't Own A Cat!
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
That's a beautiful, sleek goddess. Let her reign o'er your domain, and blessings will come to you.
Valerie Delgado 8 years ago
It looks like a pregnant female - a quick trip to the clinic is in order, otherwise you may have a whole family!
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Cats don't care if you own one or not. If they can be in, they stay, if there is your cat there, they make friends, so you then, can't toss them out!
#126
So This Black Cat That Ive Never Seen Before Came Into My House And Has Been Sitting Like This For About 10 Minutes
Barry Nolan 8 years ago
He's obviously in the wrong house but he thinks he's in the right house and is asking "why did they move the furniture around?" "Where's my food bowl?"
#127
Found This Guy Asleep On My Bed. I Don't Have A Cat
#128
It’s Just Sitting There Judging Me… I Don't Own A Cat
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Cat: Good Lord man, that box has been there for two months, I break into here everyday expecting you to move it but noooooo! ughhh!
#129
Was Playing And This Cat Appeared
Sabrina Fraser 7 years ago
Hes playing too....Cat and mouse. He is the cat. You are the mouse. He caught you!
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
You now need this cat, forever, well, that's he says, and he looks very wise!
#130
Came Home To This Last Night.....we Don't Have A Cat
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom." ~The Lion King :)
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Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
DRATS!!.... THEY can probably see me now.... I must have moved off the orange bit in my sleep!
#131
This Is Not My Cat
Emily Fravel 7 years ago
I think that’s my cat. I’m sorry. If you send me your info, I’ll send you a window screen repair kit. ;)
#132
Second Story Bedroom. Little Guy Just Appears This Morning At My Window Looking A Little Bit Homicidal. I Don't Own A Cat
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
You don't know what judgement is, until your dog snubs you while he sulks!
#133
This Is Not My Cat, He Belongs To The People Downstairs But He Found His Way Into My Kitchen
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
I haz made teh mistakez. I iz sorry. Cant read teh door numberz good.
Load More Replies... Nora Schoonmaker 8 years ago
THe look on your face after you come home from a night on the town and find yourself in the wrong apartment.
#134
Woke Up To This Guy Beside Me
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
You took your sweet time...do you know how long I've been waiting for you to get up and feed me??
#135
But Just In Case Anyone Was Wondering, We Still Don't Have A Cat
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
Yep! it STARTS small (the area.... the amount of cats!) and then you have three and you can't turn over in your sleep!!!!! Good luck with that! ;)
#136
I Don't Own A Cat
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Hi, I offer free protection from mices and dogs and creepy crawlies, I just need one or two meals a day, meat I'd good, and oh, I'll love you a lot.
#137
Working On Projects In The Garage. I Don't Own A Cat
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
Naima's right. You can get anything on Amazon. Prime Eligible, if you're lucky!
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AK Benjamin 8 years ago
They phase in through the boxes, like a wormhole. POOF! Congratulations you own a cat!
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
But... you do have a box. To prove it's true, on a nice sunny day, put a box on your drive way, there will be a cat in it as soon as they get wind there's an empty box in the neighborhood.!
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
I told you - i'd get in one way or the other Jimmy...one way or the other...oh you might want to check your credit card as well...I ordered a few friends to be delivered as well...
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
If you use it, they will come... Boxen is kitteh bait/trap all-in-one.
#138
Went Outside For A Smoke, Leaving The Door Open. Came Back To This. I Don't Even Own A Cat...
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
Smoking will kill you, and a cat will help you live longer. Keep the cat, and dump the cigarettes...
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
The cat is trying to tell you something..... 'WARNING: smoking causes CATNESS!!!'
#139
I Opened My Door To See This Today... I Don't Own A Cat
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
Yeah, before she puts holes in the screen. This young lady requires treats.
Load More Replies... Nora Schoonmaker 8 years ago
Screen doors. Third on the list of cat traps right after empty boxes and whote furniture.
#140
Tonight I Fell Asleep On My Couch. Woke Up This. I Don't Have A Cat
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
A house becomes a home, when you fill it with love, and kindness. When you have a house, and haven't quite found love yet, a cat will find you, show you love, and open your heart to the possibility, that one special person is out there! And they will make sure you meet. Dogs do the same, there is just a bigger rush with dogs!
#141
I Don't Own A Cat. Is This How You Get One?
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
YES! QUICK SHOVE IT (gently) in your bag and take it inside!!! Quick before anyone sees you!!
Griselle Lugo 8 years ago
I had one exactly like him (RIP), Rusty, tilted tail and all...awee!!
Esmeralda Ureta 8 years ago
His tail seema to tilt at the end, that means he is showing respect ❤😘
#142
Made A New Friend While Smoking On My Front Porch. I Don't Own A Cat
#143
I Walked Into My Garage Yesterday And Found This... We Don't Own A Cat
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Sometimes the cat chooses the human. Sometimes the cat chooses a very nice car.
Beth McFadden 8 years ago
Yeah, a smooth ride like that requires a smooth 'roof ornament' to go with.
Load More Replies... Connie Oestreich 8 years ago
He's not claiming you, he's claiming your car. ;) Knows a cool car when he sees one.
Ghost Soldier 8 years ago
Hooman I'm tired of that mouse always out running me - but today...today will be different - get in...
#144
This Cat Won’t Leave My House
The Cappy 8 years ago
That's because it's not your house any more. In time, you'll understand.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
There is someone in this house that belongs to the cat, that is why it won't leave.
#145
So I Was Just About To Go For A Walk And . . . (i Don't Own A Cat)
#146
Came Home To This Fella In The Bedroom. I Don't Own A Cat
M O'Connell 8 years ago
Yeah... You're gonna want to move all of that stuff you see right there, at least if you like any of it.
#147
I Don't Own A Cat.... But I Did Leave My Window Open On A Hot Day... And Idk If Its A Nice Cat Or Not..
Mary Light 8 years ago
It's obviously nice if it comes right into ur home and literally chooses you.
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
.... eeeek... I dare ya to touch it and see!!! .... and I'm not talking about the 'end of a broom' kinda touching either!!!!!
Michael Gmirkin 8 years ago
No startle sleepy kitteh... Say hi. Give sleepy eye. Offer hand to sniff. Let kitteh come to you. Give gentle pet. Friends. Most of the time...
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There's A Cat Sleeping In My Bed I Don't Own A Cat And Nobody Else Is Home
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
yup! indeed- e-do-day-dum!!!! hello new cat! yay for you!
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I Opened My Door For One Minute And This Guy Barged In
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
I had a cat that did that and it stayed until it passed away only a few years later. Was the sweetest cat to ever make it though the lines of the strays I feed out side.
#150
Was On My Pc When This Little Guy Jumped On My Bed ... I Don't Own A Cat
Cyntheia Singleton 8 years ago
What is he hunting? I'd keep him. Your new security officer requires quality kibble and treats.
M O'Connell 8 years ago
What a complete inconsiderate animal!! Who puts tape right on the wall like that?
#151
I Don't Even Own A Cat
Mel McCall 8 years ago
HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT ? BECAUSE...HE'S WAITING FOR A HANDOUT BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS.
#152
I Closed The Door To Make Sure He Didn’t Get In And 10 Minutes Later After 9 Minutes Of Scratching On The Door Here He Is. I Don't Own A Cat
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
This is now that house cat, it will bring you luck and if it keeps kneading or rubbing on the same spot on your body, go to the Dr. to be checked for cancer. Dogs will do the sniffing on the same spot. Some cats come to stay because it was their house and people left it behind.
#153
I Don’t Own A Cat?
Amy Coburn 8 years ago
No, the cat owns you, when you learn that, you will get along very well!
#154
I Had A Visitor Today! I Don’t Own A Cat
Susan Jenkins 8 years ago
..." and later I'll show you how to clean it! and that may in the middle of the dinning table.... while you're eating dinner!"
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Susann Campbell 6 years ago
This cat needs major medical care. He has been living in the crawl space where there is insulation.
#155
I Don't Own A Cat, Apparently She Likes The Smell Of Dinner
#156
I Don't Own A Cat, This Is My Car
Morgan Brock 8 years ago
I love cats, but I don't love cats on my car. (paw prints, and scratches are unwelcome)
#157
Everybody Id Like You To Meet Timmy The Cat... Hes Not My Cat Or My Moms He The Neighbors Cat Who Likes To Sneaking Into My House
#158
I Don't Even Own A Cat
#159
Walked Into My Kitchen To Find This Smug A**hole Making Himself At Home. I Don't Even Own A Cat
Louise Åkesson 8 years ago
Tuxedo cats are the best:) What did you all do whith these cutie cats? Follow ups...
Beverly Nunez 8 years ago
So many of these "strange" cats are collared, so they must belong somewhere! Aren't you all lucky to be chosen! I Hope you have invited them to stay!
#160
I Don't Own A Cat. In Fact, I'm Very Allergic To Cats
Trish Taylor-Kay 8 years ago
Here's the good news: That cat is most likely female. Only one out of about 3000 calico cats is male. The reason female cats are better (if you're allergic to cats) is that female cats produce far less of the protein that causes allergies than male cats do.
Mary Light 8 years ago
Actually after owning a cat often cat allergies subside- plus there's medication for it in case that doesn't happen!
Pi... 8 years ago
Tis ok... he's not allergic to you... and that's the only logic that matters! :-D
Wim Westerlaken 3 years ago
I don't get it all these posts with people saying "i don't own a cat" but they all have cats in their pictures. I don't think they are totaly honest or they don't know how you are chosen by cat. 😂
Kim Lorton 8 years ago
I'm so sorry you're allergic! You're missing out on a whole lotta love!
Hillary Nobles 8 years ago
I am allergic to one of my male cats (have 3 female 3 male). He gets dipped in 1pt downy to 3 pts water. Allergies go away for abt 4 weeks. Miraculous!
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Kati 8 years ago
It reminds me about "A stray cat named Bob", great movie based on a great story. Cat, coming out of nowhere, giving a reason to live to a lost human.
Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago
I've got the Book, I just haven't prepared myself to read it yet!!
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daLenaBear 8 years ago
No, you don't own a cat. Nobody owns cats. The cats own themselves. The cat owns you.
David Jordan 8 years ago
Just a question of the wrong tense, here. Instead of 'I don't have a cat', read: 'I didn't have a cat.'
Stephanie D 8 years ago
I sincerely hope that people checked listings for missing kitties before simply adopting these cities, specifically the ones who had collars! Lol but other than that? For the kitties without humans, I hope they now have happy homes!!
Pam 8 years ago
How?! How do they get in??? This is a serious question. I'm sure SOME of these folks left doors or windows open but.....how!!!
Charleen Crawford 8 years ago
I don't own a cat, but now I will leave my windows and doors open so a cat can own me!
Lurchie 8 years ago
These are pretty awesome. The only thing i take exception to is the concept of "Cat Ownership." NO ONE really "owns" a cat. If anything, we humans are the adopted ones.
Teresa Vogt 8 years ago
NO,,,,,, YOU ARE STAFF TO CATS DOGS HAVE OWNERS,,,
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Adam Modelski 8 years ago
I lived in an apartment that had it's own cat who came in to sleep during the day. I was at least the third tenant of that cat's apartment.
Stephanie Goadsby 3 years ago
They say that cats will only come to you if they know they can, so it's true that you never own a cat, only that they own you. Stray cats of all ages find their way to our house in the country.
Kati 8 years ago
It reminds me about "A stray cat named Bob", great movie based on a great story. Cat, coming out of nowhere, giving a reason to live to a lost human.
Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago
I've got the Book, I just haven't prepared myself to read it yet!!
Load More Replies... daLenaBear 8 years ago
No, you don't own a cat. Nobody owns cats. The cats own themselves. The cat owns you.
David Jordan 8 years ago
Just a question of the wrong tense, here. Instead of 'I don't have a cat', read: 'I didn't have a cat.'
Stephanie D 8 years ago
I sincerely hope that people checked listings for missing kitties before simply adopting these cities, specifically the ones who had collars! Lol but other than that? For the kitties without humans, I hope they now have happy homes!!
Pam 8 years ago
How?! How do they get in??? This is a serious question. I'm sure SOME of these folks left doors or windows open but.....how!!!
Charleen Crawford 8 years ago
I don't own a cat, but now I will leave my windows and doors open so a cat can own me!
Lurchie 8 years ago
These are pretty awesome. The only thing i take exception to is the concept of "Cat Ownership." NO ONE really "owns" a cat. If anything, we humans are the adopted ones.
Teresa Vogt 8 years ago
NO,,,,,, YOU ARE STAFF TO CATS DOGS HAVE OWNERS,,,
Load More Replies... Adam Modelski 8 years ago
I lived in an apartment that had it's own cat who came in to sleep during the day. I was at least the third tenant of that cat's apartment.
Stephanie Goadsby 3 years ago
They say that cats will only come to you if they know they can, so it's true that you never own a cat, only that they own you. Stray cats of all ages find their way to our house in the country.
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