standing outside and inside is really important

Lady, other people work very hard too. Not just you. Get to the back of the line.

I believe I can speak for the rest of the neurodivergent community when I say that we don't accept this a*****e as neurodivergent. Go hang out with Elon Musk. Y'all belong together.

At least they are honest. 🤣

I mean, it rymes!

Fake a** dinosaurs? They had butt implants back then?

Well to me this is relatable - I love my food

😂😂

"Pick me! Pick me!"

Oh yes, let's just go full anarchy. I'm sure people will respect each other's rights when there are no punitive systems in place right?....right?

You order your coffee at Starbucks? Wuss. Real men grinds coffee beans with his teeth, then pours boiling water in mouth and headbangs violently until coffee is brewed.

Be careful or the weight of your self-importance will crush you

Masculinity is now measured in coffee preference? I really must get out more…

This is the most pathetic attempt as projecting a "manly" persona i have ever saw. This guys needs therapy for his insecurities.

Haha how silly they are for ordering the drink they would like to drink and then proceeding with their lives while wondering why that guy who is always in the Starbucks keeps making eye contact while drinking something in a cup.

How about people can order whatever they want? And you stop paying attention to it?

Yeah, because drinking black coffee is peak masculinity 🙄.

If your masculinity is threatened by the thought of drinking a delicious drink, I don't think the other guy is the "wuss". Him: I'll drink what I want, this s#@t is delicious! You: OMG, that sugar packet will turn me gay!

If you like straight black coffee just buy a damn coffee machine and make it yourself.

The amount of times I’ve been shamed for liking Starbucks or crimson cup or coffee with creamer cause I’m a 16yo girl and it’s stereotypical, or just cause it apparently means I’m weak… I love the taste of coffee and I need the caffeine, but black coffee is too bitter and destroys my stomach

Okay tough guy, I guess you also probably wear t-shirts that read, "I do Alpha Male Sh*t" , and are a "Man Card" carrying member of the Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver "War Machine" fan club too? But if I am reading this correctly... So you are basically saying that you purposely hang around Starbucks hoping to make eye contact with other men? I mean if that is your thing, okay, but I think you might have better luck on a dating app. But then again maybe not, I mean most men, and women too, are not really into passive-aggressive people. Now when I go to Starbucks, I order a Caffé Vanilla Breve made with Ristretto Espresso. I will even do so while in uniform, never had anybody "man card judge" me yet. But hey, you do you.

What can't some people just enjoy their drink and let others do the same?

Okay but for real who the hell orders normal coffee from Starbucks? It tastes like sad. There are easier ways to say you hate yourself.

Well I go to kitchen and make my own.

All those velcro suckers losing their minds at the sight of my nicely tied shoelaces.

"...then I wake up, get out of bed, and have my cornflakes."

I bet she only drinks beer and whiskey too.... 🙄

I love Starbucks - best free toilets around.

Starbucks is not a coffee

...but really who cares?

So this post revals your a b***h:D

Guess that single life has been weighing kinda heavy on ya....

Starbucks Sucks