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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Periods

Periods

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If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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This Post

This Post

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Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

Monday
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah....periods only happen once a month....even if she got stuck up there for 3 weeks instead of 1 week she'd still need the exact same amount of tampons.

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Demi Zwaan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I'm a woman and I have no idea. I guess 100 is too many, but no idea what a normal amount would be. I've never used them in my life (and never will), so yeah...

Ines
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serious question: I never thought about this, but I wonder how zero gravity affects periods?

backatya
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's more than just gravity that's a problem in space. google how space effects astronauts

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ZombieGirl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, at least they cared enough to make sure she had enough or had them at all.

Gabby
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, even though they're wrong, I'd say yes and tale the rest home when I land back on Earth. Tampons are expensive for no f*****g reason.

backatya
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

stealing bad astronaut. That's taxpayers money you're stealing. How do you know how much those things cost to make. Also the companies are there to make money

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ƒιѕн
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they were factoring in using them for nosebleeds... idk

backatya
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually it's not only for her needs but also the weight is important when lifting off. Same thing on a plane. Those people who load you on the plane do their math and tell the pilot so he knows how much fuel they need. Every ounce counts.

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this belongs here, I don't expect men to know this. I expect them to be respectable, take periods and issues that come with it seriously and I expect them to be compassionate and kind. (There was a whole debate about this a few weeks ago here on BP under a post about "what do the letters on tampons mean".)

Kiwi Canuck
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't even know this as a female! I use them when I need them, but I've never counted how many I go through in a period. Could be 10. Could be 20. I really have no idea.

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Esca Sav
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to side on the uneducated side here. I use pads and my flow is heavy. I have to go through about five to six overnight pads for five days at least, so I'd expect 25 to 30 pads would be reasonable. BUT, I don't know anything about tampons because I've never used it. I don't know how often I would have to change it and I don't know how different it is from a pad. I'm not surprised she got asked because a man never needs a tampon (unless you watched "She's a man"). 100 still sounds ridiculous from my point of view, but at least they overcompensated rather than under.

A B C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least they thought of it. I mean, they could always have asked, but asking about *such things* back then... I guess they just couldn't.

Monday
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They probably did ask as soon as they saw her, but there may not have been anyone to ask when they came to the original number.

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Stimpy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this really fits here. They had no Idea, so they asked her. Being naive is not the same as being a sexist a*****e (they may still have been, but I don't think this question proves it).

Rhys Cernunnos
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is actually alot more to this story. Because they didn't want any accidents to happen. So they, in their wisdom, asked a woman what she would need in case she did happen to have a period in space. So they could figure out weight and payload along with tons of other things most men and women would never have to figure out in their lives. (I am transmale, btw, I do know what one goes through when having a period.)

Oana Șveț
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even I don't know how many tampons I will need for my next period, why tf would you expect a man to have any clue?

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing as how periods can differ a lot from woman to woman, it's a good thing they actually asked. (Also, why so many downvotes for Michał Jastrzębski ?)

Elizabeth Dunlop
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I'm a girl and I honestly don't know how a period would work in space would it like come up the other way because of the gravity? idk

Loretta
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I thought a period in space could be lethal, cause blood doesn't flow out? And ladies take hormones to not to get them in space? Is that not true?

Isabel Care
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was about a month's worth before I got the annoying parts removed.

Avital Pilpel
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else noticed her name patch says "Sally", and not, as is usually the case, "Ride" (I.e. Her last name)? What's up with that?

backatya
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can you expect men to know? Do men have menstrual cycles??

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If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Found In My Facebook Memories

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The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Not How Feminism Works

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Still Not It

Still Not It

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Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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From R/Niceguys. Thats Not What Mommy Did

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Til That I Am Not Marriage Material

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Yes Because All Women Want Is Money

Yes Because All Women Want Is Money

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I'm Embarrassed To Say My Own Mother Posted This

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Honestly I'm Not Sure If This Is Supposed To Be A Joke Or Not...

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Who Hurt You Man????

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Woman Don't Have Hobby's, Apparently

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This One Simple Trick Reveals A Woman’s Intelligence In Seconds - Doctors Hate It!

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Cause Girls Only Wants Chads

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Facts

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I Guess I'm Laughing At You, Then...

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I Get The Feeling That This Guy Disregards Women’s Feeling Pretty Often

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All Confrontational Women Were Molested At Some Point

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I Thought That A Few Technology Memes Might Be Entertaining For Me, A Computer Science Major. Welp

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At Least It's Not The Chemicals In The Water....?

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Women Didn’t Evolve To Be Funny

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Women Lose Their Use After 24, Good To Know

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Not How Emotions Work

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I Wonder If Stay-At-Home Dad's Blow This Woman's Mind

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Apparently Women (Or Human Beings Like Me) Don’t Have To Learn Sciences Nowadays!

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Please Help! I've Painted My Nails And Now I'm Surrounded By Alpha Males

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