Fair call

Xavier strikes again! Someone call the burn unit...

No pants huh? Guess I'll just walk around in my undies then since I don't wear skirts or dresses

the response 🤣

Sweetie, guess he doesn't understand how human beings work, he's a psycho

Imagine that dude's personality... both dudes actually

Hard pass. First he's getting rid of your guy friends, next it's your girl friends, next it's your family. Learned that one the hard way.

Wow what a concept. Thinking about it, boys shouldn't release sperm till they are 18. Just hold it in.

I just can't. Total facepalm

So much idiocy in just one sentence

The hymen is not like one of those freshness seals! It may not even tear even after having sex many times. It can tear from running, stretching etc. Why can’t people just understand this?

Well...... 🤣

Go New Zealand 🥰😘😘🥰

How to say you've never given a woman sexual satisfaction, without etc

As someone who has a catheter and female- it is NOT pleasurable!

This is more inflammatory right wing bull s**t...they keep pushing the lie of "late term abortions", which is not a thing! Only in extreme cases is this performed, when the life of the mother is at stake, or the fetus cannot survive outside the womb.

Well, then they should be taking better care of it. What's all this fat and wrinkles? Huh?

I guess this proves the point that it's not about the clothes

Bless these virgins are soooo moronic it's halarious

5 whole minutes of continuous sex? …and none of these women had an orgasm? You do surprise me…

Idiot wants a girl instead of a woman, he's a pedo. This ensures she can't compare him with other men. Probably the type that will groom her into submission and thinks he has the right to abuse her. Men like this need to be locked up.

How to put "I am insecure" in writing.

I do hope she makes it as a single parent

That's right. Remember everyone, hold it in till you are 18 and stop menstruating at 25. I'm learning so much today! 🤣

It's true! I am bisexual and we bisexuals always wear a purse and a backpack at the same time... 🙄

YES! YTA!!!

Go satan!

Too funny. Yet he apparently ties his own shoes and go to the big boy bathroom by himself. 🤣

Phew lucky escape there! Quick marry each other! Lovely couple. Makes me smile everytime this comes up

Sickening....

Because the husband has a tiny pen1s?

If the "daddy stich" were suggested to me the Daddy would be the one needing stitches!!!

One might say that Eric needs a stitch on the mouth

How or why this isn't considered female genital mutilation is beyond me, especially having read about women who received it being in terrible pain after the fact.

Okay, you get to decide to stitch one hole in my body shut, I get to decide to do the same with one of yours.

Why doesn't he just go get a penis plumping procedure?

This is what happens when people like the Florida moron Governer has a say in the educational system. Lord help us all!

The reply should always be "Well, sir, exactly how small do you need it to be down there?"

These are the moments I wish I could use the "vomit emoji" here on Bored Panda!

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Eric is a moron and a monster. Only an AH would want to mutilate his wife and subject her to a lifetime of pain.

My husbands mouth talks a lot of sh*t, can't you just stitch it up?

How small are you that you need this??? Do they not know that it goes back to size or are they this disgusting and self-centered or are they packing a mini golf pencil in their trousers? This is revolting.

how small do you need it, exactly?

The weirdest part of this is that they think the daddy stitch would actually work

Sounds even grosser as "daddy stitch"; I'm used to hearing husband stitch.

How many extra inches do you need for your tiny little peepee then?

A wise man once said, " You can't fix stupid!!", thank you Senator John Kennedy.......... Any man that thinks this way about his wife and child birth, is a total idiot.

What about adding an inch or two? Should be a simple procedure.

Say all men with a small penis.