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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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    #2

    Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

    Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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    #4

    If Only It Was That Easy

    If Only It Was That Easy

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    Foxxy
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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    #5

    Thank You Tumblr

    Thank You Tumblr

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    #6

    Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

    Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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    #7

    Hope My Credit Gets Approved

    Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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    #9

    Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

    Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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    #10

    Let’s Go Girls

    Let’s Go Girls

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    #11

    Posted This On R/Historymemes

    Posted This On R/Historymemes

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    #14

    Hmmm Yes Ironing

    Hmmm Yes Ironing

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    Foxxy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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    #16

    If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

    If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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    #17

    They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

    They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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    #18

    He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

    He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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    #19

    Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

    Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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    Andreas Rasmussen
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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    #20

    If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

    If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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    #22

    The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

    The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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    #23

    My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

    My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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    LoveWinz
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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    #24

    Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

    Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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    #25

    Women Are All Living In A Romcom

    Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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    #26

    Yeahhh Right

    Yeahhh Right

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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    #27

    Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

    Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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    #28

    Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

    Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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    Mica Fiverline
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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    #31

    Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

    Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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    #32

    Not How Feminism Works

    Not How Feminism Works

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    #33

    Still Not It

    Still Not It

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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    #34

    Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

    Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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    #35

    On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

    On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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    Zenozenobee
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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    #36

    We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

    We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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    Foxxy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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    #37

    It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

    It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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    #39

    Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

    Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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    Kwj
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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    #40

    I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

    I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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    #41

    Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

    Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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    Nea
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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    #42

    Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

    Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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    #43

    A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

    A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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    #44

    Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

    Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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    Belinda Matson
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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    #45

    My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

    My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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    Sally Appleton
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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    #47

    From R/Niceguys. Thats Not What Mommy Did

    From R/Niceguys. Thats Not What Mommy Did

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    #48

    For Me That’s More Of A Dream Than A Nightmare...

    For Me That’s More Of A Dream Than A Nightmare...

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    comboplush
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'd have gone for "losing loved ones to horrible accidents or illnesses", but what do I know, must be my PMS speaking.

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    #49

    Til That I Am Not Marriage Material

    Til That I Am Not Marriage Material

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    #50

    Yes Because All Women Want Is Money

    Yes Because All Women Want Is Money

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    Foxxy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money does not equal a decent human being. I would rather someone decent and loving than someone with deep pockets.

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    #51

    I'm Embarrassed To Say My Own Mother Posted This

    I'm Embarrassed To Say My Own Mother Posted This

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    #52

    Honestly I'm Not Sure If This Is Supposed To Be A Joke Or Not...

    Honestly I'm Not Sure If This Is Supposed To Be A Joke Or Not...

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is a joke, I certainly prefer that thought to the thought that someone actually thinks this

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    #54

    Woman Don't Have Hobby's, Apparently

    Woman Don't Have Hobby's, Apparently

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the guy who just posted on social media. Probably all these women just weren't interested in HIS hobbies, so they must not have any.

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    #55

    This One Simple Trick Reveals A Woman’s Intelligence In Seconds - Doctors Hate It!

    This One Simple Trick Reveals A Woman’s Intelligence In Seconds - Doctors Hate It!

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    Monday
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair....If your ponytail is directly in your face then you might have some problems.

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    #56

    Cause Girls Only Wants Chads

    Cause Girls Only Wants Chads

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    A B C
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called cross-eye dominance and is a more or less common thing. *shrugs*

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    #57

    Facts

    Facts

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using sex to get abortions. Just imagine it. Wow, I am so jonesing for an abortion right now. i need to go and get myself impregnated right away.

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    #59

    Because It’s Not Possible For Women To Enjoy Quality Over Quantity In Conversation!

    Because It’s Not Possible For Women To Enjoy Quality Over Quantity In Conversation!

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    #61

    I Get The Feeling That This Guy Disregards Women’s Feeling Pretty Often

    I Get The Feeling That This Guy Disregards Women’s Feeling Pretty Often

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    A B C
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neglecting all the wrong in the statement: *your

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    #62

    Somebody On 9gag Trying To Justify A Law That Allows Men To Slap Women

    Somebody On 9gag Trying To Justify A Law That Allows Men To Slap Women

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    #63

    All Confrontational Women Were Molested At Some Point

    All Confrontational Women Were Molested At Some Point

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    Pamela24
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman was molested and is now dealing with the trauma - such a b***h! Yeah, definitely her and not the molester or the guy who judges her for this. Definitely not.

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    #64

    I Thought That A Few Technology Memes Might Be Entertaining For Me, A Computer Science Major. Welp

    I Thought That A Few Technology Memes Might Be Entertaining For Me, A Computer Science Major. Welp

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    Nea
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, all this only so as to post sexist posts about women on their 'technical' facebook

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    #65

    Women Are All Alcoholics

    Women Are All Alcoholics

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    Monday
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's for dinner is a fair question. It would probably get a better response from me than "can I help you with dinner?".

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    #66

    At First I Got Annoyed At This Comment, Then I Just Got Sad

    At First I Got Annoyed At This Comment, Then I Just Got Sad

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    #67

    This Is Not A First World Problem!!!

    This Is Not A First World Problem!!!

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    #68

    At Least It's Not The Chemicals In The Water....?

    At Least It's Not The Chemicals In The Water....?

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    Jo Choto
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his mother wore jeans? I don't know what his message is here. Give me a million autistic transgender people over one of you, douchebag.

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    #69

    I Can't Even Comment On It, Just Look At It. Priorities

    I Can't Even Comment On It, Just Look At It. Priorities

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    #70

    Because A Household Isn’t An Equal Responsibility

    Because A Household Isn’t An Equal Responsibility

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    Foxxy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, how did they know. This one is true for me lol. Sorry ladies, not helping our cause.

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    #71

    Girls Only Like Guys That Are 6 Feet Tall!

    Girls Only Like Guys That Are 6 Feet Tall!

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    Monday
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wana bet this was made by a short guy whose entire persona has been built upon being mad that he's short?

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    #72

    On A Post Where A Woman Explained A Distain For Men Grabbing Her Bottom When Passing Her In Public Spaces

    On A Post Where A Woman Explained A Distain For Men Grabbing Her Bottom When Passing Her In Public Spaces

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    #73

    Thanks, Don. Good To Know

    Thanks, Don. Good To Know

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so assuming that neither short hair (from one of the previous photos), nor long hair are attractive, what should we do? Get bald?

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    #75

    Women Lose Their Use After 24, Good To Know

    Women Lose Their Use After 24, Good To Know

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    #78

    I Wonder If Stay-At-Home Dad's Blow This Woman's Mind

    I Wonder If Stay-At-Home Dad's Blow This Woman's Mind

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    #79

    Apparently Women (Or Human Beings Like Me) Don’t Have To Learn Sciences Nowadays!

    Apparently Women (Or Human Beings Like Me) Don’t Have To Learn Sciences Nowadays!

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    sylvanticx
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a girl. I go to a Science-focused school. It's LA not La. I don't know where La is. Go to school sometimes, you misogynistic potato.

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    #80

    Please Help! I've Painted My Nails And Now I'm Surrounded By Alpha Males

    Please Help! I've Painted My Nails And Now I'm Surrounded By Alpha Males

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    Monday
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate...it's pretty. We do it because it's pretty. We like the colours.

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