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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

    To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

    Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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    Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

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    "There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

    And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

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    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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    No Chili For You

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    Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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    “According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

    I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

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    Stephanie Johnson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    This Raises So Many Questions

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same douchebag: No woman wants to have sex with me and I don't know why. Nice guys are always ignored!

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! I'm a man! Good thing whoever wrote this mansplained it to me or I would never have found out.

    Honorary Malfoy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mansplaining really does work 🤩🤩I had no idea I was a spoiled brat 🤩 🤩

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can have significant advantages. I do all of my own home-maintenance, and being 6' tall makes it awfully hard to work under the sink (or in the attic). A stepstool could make me taller, but nothing's going to make me more compact.

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    Pedro
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they are supposed to be bad at any height? I wonder how tall was this fu*kers mom.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot a category... 4'10" and under: Perfect girl. That, chances are, makes them a pedo.

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    Becklass
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this does not like women. There are no positives. also - I’m a demon, apparently.

    Meghna Mohan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone rejected by women of different heights at different stages in his life is venting here, moving on!!!

    Phoenix Shadowhunter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess my dad can stop calling me a spoiled brat now... I'm just a fricking DEMON!!! RARR!!!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F$%^ My wife's a demon according to this. Well guess what she's my demon and I love her to hell and back.

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite thing here is that this graph implies the following: Lady demon. Lady Spoiled Brat. Lady Psycho. Lady Man.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means nothing to me. Literally. Because it's no metric system. ♡

    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to this I'm a spoiled brat.... Aaaaaaaaw, I wanted to be a demon :(

    CalicoKitty
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Just missed the demon mark. Hold on while I remove my feet...

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    Maddie Star ⭐
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t, I'm a demon. now what are my powers, can I destroy the stupid man?

    Charlotte A.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh not only am I gay (for not liking purses) but I'm a demon too! COOL!

    F.O.H.P.R.G
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Height doesn't effect how we're raised, our species, gender, or our level of sanity so how would that even be possible...?

    Kai Scadden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.so what about the tallest GIRL in the world.she over 6 feet and still teen so I guess she's a man and all women are demon/spoiled/crazy

    Shirley Heyn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that just about covers every "lady", doesn't it? Leaves you only < 4' 11" to date & mate.

    Alexia Alberts
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically whatever size you are, there is something wrong with you.

    Blk Pumpkin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 6'1 Sooo.. guess that make me more man than he could ever be.

    MiaOokami
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude screams and hides whenever he sees a classroom of ten year old girls.

    Chaotic_pansexual
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so sorry everyone for being such a spoiled brat. I hope you can forgive me for my behavior

    Florence Burns
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'4" and I'm a survivor of narc abuse by an overt narc father and and a covert narc mother. A spoiled brat? Sure if that means I'm mourning the loss of a childhood and a normal adult future.

    Renate Stargardt
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂🤣 And then they stand in front of a (female) model ... and the only thing they can do is gasp for air and maybe drool a little

    Fee Hofmann
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this guy was rejected by women of various heights. Interesting.

    Marilyn Ransberry
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically a woman would have to be under 4’ 11” to be acceptable?

    Trisec
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaigh! I've been married to a demon for the last quarter-century!!

    Mary Bricklin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, guess I'm a spoiled brat. Except, no sugar person to spoil me here. I feel cheated.

    Joy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard a similar joke about this: Girls be 5'7" (1.7m) and over and want to be called cute. Nah bruh, you handsome. By the logic of this joke, I'm a somewhat handsome "man"...because I'm 5'9" (1.75m).

    Jonathan Litton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's only okay to discriminate based on height if you're making fun of men

    Samantha Robinson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no demon, I'm just fun sized candy mixed with a confetti launcher!

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha so far reading these posts; im a gay attention-seeking demon who has lost my soul (double demon), spiritually corrupt (duh - no soul, possibly a prostitute and who can smell other women. Wow can we just round these men up and drift them out to sea or something?

    cassiushumanmother
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WoW! I'm a childfree lesbian backpack wearing demon, with a high level diploma and i had a black cat! I'm basicaly the worst nightmare of incels!

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is this guy saying all the good women are less than 4'11??? That raises a lot of concerns for me!

    Aria Storm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of pure idiocy is startling to be nice. well thats coming from a apparenty labeled spoiled brat

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    2 years ago

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    Adele Xie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am LUCIFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR! on the upper hand, no more spending money on barbecue lighters!

    Suzanne Metcalf
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean im 5' and according to my friend i can be a bit of demon...never make fun of my height, i have the perfect reach to kick/punch EVERYONE in the crotch

    ALM, BLM, Y'know.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.. I'm.. A demon... Having an insane growth spurt... So I'm.. Quickly turning into a man...

    Tess the ferret
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demon: a person who does a particular activity with great skill or energy Ill go annoy him for a few weeks with great skill and energy then

    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can proudly announce in my neighborhood are a lot of demons, and I also turned into a man, whilst my boss became a spoiled brat. - Seriously, is there even a size that's good enough for this person?

    Jane W.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person seems to have had a bad history with ALL women, and prefers men.

    Noelle (xe/she)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you're taller than 6 feet and you're a 'man' then the chart doesn't apply to you anymore-

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show that he was topo busy watching things he shouldn't when they handed the brains out.

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever came up with this has Spoilt Brat and Demon the wrong way around hehehehehe. the 5"4 plus girls I knew in college were the demons, the smaller ones were just violent but they were fun to be around.

    Iara Ra
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically there is no height that makes a woman a normal being

    Lisa Casserly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well. That's just ridiculous. This was made up by a man who hates women.

    JD Lee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to make yourself feel better when your personality makes women run the opposite direction screaming in fear.

    Glenn Zoontjens
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, according to this, there are no good women... or are they all under 4'11". What a muppet!!

    Freya Fluharty
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and her daughter are up to 4' 10". Where do they fit in?

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love being a demon. So the question here, is what kind of woman does this dude want then? Shorter than 4'11"?

    Mark Evans
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he saying I should bring a tape measure when I'm meeting Women? Not weird at all...

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew! I just missed being a demon! Wait-aww, damnit! Spoiled? NO. Sort of a brat as a kid but whatever.

    Eredyn IreMist
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruuuuuhhhhh I'm a Demon. This is both funny and stupid... Why is there no normal height???

    Jaguarundi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! I'm a psycho! No wonder I can't find long sleeve shirts that fit and pants with functional pockets.

    Valley Girl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4'11"-5'3": thinks I'm a loser 5'4"-5'8": thinks I'm a loser 5'9"-5'11": thinks I'm a loser 6"0 & up : thinks I'm a loser AND can kick my ass

    Darth Rabbit
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man?! Wow, you think my husband would have noticed by now!

    Bob Knob
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 6' and if I'm a man I'd like to speak to a manager about refunds for all the tampons I've had to buy over the years.

    Rowan Rychel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh I get called a demon all the time.... Though usually for the fact that I can scare someone by looking in their vague direction, the boys in my class are a bunch of wooses

    MSD
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on what shoes I'm wearing, I could be a psycho or a man! Because only women can be phycho, right?

    Sophia Atkinson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I’m 4’11 and I am not a demon. Sure I’m short and kinda nerdy but I am not a demon.

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just because someone hardly Grew from childhood doesn't mean they're going to eat your soul

    Dark Pearl
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a demon, I want to say: REEEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well damn this must be true because my husband calls me a spoiled brat all the time... cuz he spoils me lol.

    Patricia Healton
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5' nothing here and I can attest to being a demon thank you very much.

    Kawaii Hippotato
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is no height acceptable? how tall are we supposed to be then? 4'10 and under?

    Xylle Flora
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm apparently a demon and my sister is a spoiled brat because she's tall. Wow.

    TrickQuestion
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it sounds to me like there's not a category that they'd actively want to date (unless you're literally saying only women under 4'11 are acceptable)

    Hermione
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was published where? Why? By whom? Maybe a uni mag to get bites?

    Christina Schulte
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how that same guy would also be pitching a massive fit if a woman held him to any "height standard".

    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't say that a man is necessarily a negative thing.... Nor does he seem to have a problem with those under 4'10". So he's either closeted or a paedo.

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    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    Yikes

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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    lunar eclipse
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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    Happy_Pandalover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

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    I I
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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    Cheri Aline Sydney
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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    Nela Rothenbach
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

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    Aroha
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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    Ceredwyn Ealanta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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    Pepper Sergent
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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    Pedro
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

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    Commander OwO
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

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    Random Panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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    N G
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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