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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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Is There A Source For Women?

Is There A Source For Women?

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Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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Ideal Wife Criteria

Ideal Wife Criteria

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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#7

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

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"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

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I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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No Chili For You

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Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

#12

Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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Stephanie Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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This Raises So Many Questions

This Raises So Many Questions

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Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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Kioh81
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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Yikes

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Kioh81
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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#19

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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lunar eclipse
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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#20

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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#21

Guess I’m Brainwashed

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#22

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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Happy_Pandalover
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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#23

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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#24

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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Demi Zwaan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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"This Tweet Is From 1834"

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

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I I
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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#30

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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Deborah B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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Protect Her From Overthinking...?

Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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Because All Girls Spend All The Money

Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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#36

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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Cheri Aline Sydney
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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#38

How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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Pedro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read these barbarities and keep wondering what their mothers are like and how these wastes of oxygen and space feel about them. Also, SHOW THEIR NAMES AND FACES, for crying out loud.

Iggy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Female what? Sheep? Cat? Three-toed sloth? Kindly specify the species, dearest incel. My money is on sheep.

labaguette🥖️‍🥖️‍
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, this list: WOMEN NEED: You to shut up, first of all. Freedom, rights, respect. Among other things.

Serial pacifist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy who writes "guideance" and "to feel value" is not exactly the best source of authority on saying that someone needs correction to eradicate errors.

GlitterButt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need: Help Therapy Contact with an actual woman More therapy A brain

N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This twit needs correction for his spelling. If you're going to be a prick, at least be an accurate prick

Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all of this comes from within herself. Not from an external control freak. Women already have asses they don't need a superfluous asshole trying to attach themselves

Adele Xie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aka DGAPSRFCP. aka Dude Get Away Pleez Seriously, you're Ruining your Freaking Career to Posts

Crouching hippo hidden panda
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man needs - spellcheck, to sound semi intelligent - a reality check, to reevaluate where it all went wrong for him - and a sharp kick to the balls, just because

Christopher Bowers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the kind of guy that needa to be slapped across tge face from a grizzly bear paw. Maybe it would rattle his pea brain enough to make it function properly.

Cain Hargreaves
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guidance* I mean, if you're in a Certain Kind of Consensual Adult Relationship, sure, you could lay these out as rules for that relationship. But outside of that relationship and outside of that type of relationship? Hard no.

SBW71
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this idiot is actually talking about himself, what he needs.

Amy Dodds
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what the ef do you need? Can't read any more of these they are making me too angry. Need funny cats.

Hannah Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a fückwit needs a boot up the a**e to reassure him that he’s a c@nt.

Stephanie Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hands down how over half the world is. And it's incredibly disgusting. In the other half of these world women can have a male feel this way and or equally feel this way with each other. We all should feel strong and capable and it's ok to feel all these feelings with a partner equally.

Bettie-Jean Neal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a page right out of a Daddy/Little - Dom/Sub handbook, I swear!

RandomPerson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with the person below! I am not a dog! SQUIRREL!!!!!! RUFF!!!!! RRRRUFF!!!! /jk

Lena Flising
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not just female dogs need that, male dogs need it too. Human WOMEN, on the other hand only need respect, kindness and equality.

Lena Flising
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yawn... Women (not females, or were you talking about dogs?) need respect and friendliness.

BookWorm
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do males. Everyone needs it if they are children/pets.

Kim Lorton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let’s put a chain around his waist, and watch him follow these rules!

Jaybird3939
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least spell your nonsensical rules correctly, fella. Seems like you'd have plenty of time to work on it as I doubt you've ever had a date.

Baali Venomax
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and this guy needs a dictionary, knowledge of proper grammer and a good hard kick in the brain he keeps between his legs as everyone knows thats how you get things to work properly again.

sari swick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are author's identity always covered? They published this crap on social media.

JD Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A male needs; to get over himself. To understand having a penis isn’t the same as a warlocks wand- waving it about doesn’t give you superpowers. (Even if it did, YOU are still not special for finding a magical stick & muttering chants & curses)

somnomania
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DGAPSRFCP, got it. at least make a reasonable acronym for your bull$hit you twit

Downunderdude
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God help us, who are all these cretins? At least they'll die out because they sure as s**t won't be procreating any time soon.

Kat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What women need is for men to treat them with respect, not some idiot to rule over them.

Beth W
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that guy needs this woman to tell him he needs spell check

J Gund
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am pretty sure this guy is really talking about his hands. Because no woman will date or have sex with him.

Adam Hart-Dyke
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to. A female needs: Decisions, to make for herself. Guidance, to give to others she cares about. Protection, from falling elephants, but then who doesn't? Strictness, to - I got nothin'. This is BS. Rules, to play Monopoly. I guess? Frontiers, to explore. Correction, to eliminate GRAMMATICAL errors - missed a word there bro. Praise, because everyone deserves to know when they've done a good thing.

s. vitkovitsky
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't mind a bit of 'guideance' now and then, but I'll be darned if I stay on my place!

Rowan Rychel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This male needs A new brain Better friends A life A girlfriend

Piet Puk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either Talibal or religious right, can't tell the difference.

CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And men just need to be thrown to the wolves because clearly they are perfect and need no form of anything to survive

Casey McAlister
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I do like it when people obey my decisions and follow my guidance.

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another guide read by my late fatehr on how to raise daughters. Only he never got past "Correction", skipped "Affection". No, I don't really miss him as a father. Great educator/drill instructor. Crappy dad.

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To whomever downvoted me: I'm giving the same assessment of him that was given at his funeral by his co-workers.

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Kirbi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To stay in her place? Yah sure, and you need to cross mountains to see where we asked for your opinion and cross oceans to find where anybody gives a f*ck about you

Dino Nuggies
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we hate men, and then they continuously ask why we do. Not all men but alot of them

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There are only 4 things a woman needs, like a deck of cards. A heart to love a man, a diamond to marry him, a club to beat him and a spade to bury the baxtard.

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#39

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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#41

A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

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Nela Rothenbach
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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#43

Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

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Ceredwyn Ealanta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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#45

Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

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Aroha
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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#46

Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

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Kioh81
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

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On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

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Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

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Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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#53

Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

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I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

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Ceredwyn Ealanta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

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Pepper Sergent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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#57

These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

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Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

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Pedro
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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#59

This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

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Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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#60

The Irony In The Last Point

The Irony In The Last Point

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Commander OwO
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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#61

Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

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François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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#63

What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

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Deborah B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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#64

I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

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Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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Uh, No, No To All Of This

Uh, No, No To All Of This

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Random Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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#67

Naturally Manipulative

Naturally Manipulative

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Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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Imagine

Imagine

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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Amy Dodds
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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