I never understood the obsession with these people? They have done absolutely nothing to be famous. They contribute nothing to society and not one of them is pretty. They are all plastic and famous by association.

Best one, by far..... :-)

The funny part is I generally tended to EXCEED the number of pages or words needed for an essay. I once needed help shortening my essay because it was far too long.

That's cheating... *takes notes*

How is writing in Polish going to help? :)

I am a retired English teacher, and when my students used to ask “How long does it have to be?”, I would always answer, “As long as it has to be in order to fully answer the question.” Believe me when I say that we don’t have enough time to word count your essays. We are looking for content. We have been reading essays for years and approximate the word count. I you fully answered the question in 642 words, that’s probably good enough.

That's called cheating.

How is this genius? What, like you think the teacher puts it in some machine that tells how many words were actually typed? Totally could have turned it in 50 words short anyway! Teacher won't count them if it looks long enough..

Awesome.. The guy is a genius. Hats off.

This doesn’t work. Your teachers will often COUNT the amount of characters/words.😢

Awesome idea!!!

Ive had to do ghat before 😂

Wow, definitely gonna select all text and hit black before I correct any papers from all of my highschool students from now on :P

However, you must occasionally press the space or Wisjdlsjzoekoqnkoewkojkjlfkjsklfjdksjfljsdflkjsdflkjsdlkfjlskdfjlskdjflksdrerweowoiriopoqjnobinxnonls will alll count as one word ...

you can always do what Homer did and write an entire page of "i hate flanders". :D

I never thought about that LOL

Oh my god i CANNOT believe i never thought of that!!

Lol good point

LOL!!!!

Genius.

had you write this in, you'd be at 651 by now with essentially the same meaning.

C'mon at least he tried. lol

I want a post about humans pack-bonding with various things, like the roomba from a previous post and now this.

That’s such a cute thing to do!

Don't hide in the bathroom! Hell, strut baby!!

At first I didn't read the texts so it just looked like some guy was walking around with a gallon of milk pouring for anyone who needs it

The swastika was used in Hinduism and Buddhism for centuries to denote positivity. I've always wondered why the Nazis took the symbol and it's sad that it is seen in such a negative light now because of its use over a 10 year period in Germany.

BwaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Your boss is a hero

I WANT THIS GUY IN MY HOOD NOW!!

OK, I'm usually a bit reserved about other people's ideas, but I am going to blatantly steal this one. Let the patient waiting begin...

quite the extension of friendship

I upvoted this, but would you have done this if it was a man telling the story in front of you?

I sleep naked - I'm not sure I'd go to the same length as this professor to protest such an outrageous start to an exam!

Yes! Good idea also you are v good at making those they look really nice

It's actually really clever though!

Not too long ago over here, some people threw a birthday party for a hole to get the mayor office's attention. It was on tv and everything.

Oh, this is so satisfying! The only thing that could have made it better would be if they'd threaded a cable through the olt and padlocked them all together.

My classmates are useless.

Awe I've been looking for this :) it's so cute! Where can I get the planter

well there IS 'paper'...

Pool prison, more like.

Bruh is that hearthstone??

this sounds in-tents...

ok, order what?!

I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm looking at..

The other 52 answers all said "he's watching dirty porn" 😀

Now THAT deserves a big tip!!!