I never understood the obsession with these people? They have done absolutely nothing to be famous. They contribute nothing to society and not one of them is pretty. They are all plastic and famous by association.

Best one, by far..... :-)

The funny part is I generally tended to EXCEED the number of pages or words needed for an essay. I once needed help shortening my essay because it was far too long.

C'mon at least he tried. lol

I want a post about humans pack-bonding with various things, like the roomba from a previous post and now this.

That’s such a cute thing to do!

Don't hide in the bathroom! Hell, strut baby!!

At first I didn't read the texts so it just looked like some guy was walking around with a gallon of milk pouring for anyone who needs it

The swastika was used in Hinduism and Buddhism for centuries to denote positivity. I've always wondered why the Nazis took the symbol and it's sad that it is seen in such a negative light now because of its use over a 10 year period in Germany.

BwaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Your boss is a hero

I WANT THIS GUY IN MY HOOD NOW!!

OK, I'm usually a bit reserved about other people's ideas, but I am going to blatantly steal this one. Let the patient waiting begin...

quite the extension of friendship

I upvoted this, but would you have done this if it was a man telling the story in front of you?

I sleep naked - I'm not sure I'd go to the same length as this professor to protest such an outrageous start to an exam!

Yes! Good idea also you are v good at making those they look really nice

It's actually really clever though!

Not too long ago over here, some people threw a birthday party for a hole to get the mayor office's attention. It was on tv and everything.

Oh, this is so satisfying! The only thing that could have made it better would be if they'd threaded a cable through the olt and padlocked them all together.

My classmates are useless.

Awe I've been looking for this :) it's so cute! Where can I get the planter

well there IS 'paper'...

Pool prison, more like.

Bruh is that hearthstone??

this sounds in-tents...

ok, order what?!

I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm looking at..

The other 52 answers all said "he's watching dirty porn" 😀

Now THAT deserves a big tip!!!

Seen this many times. And then came the day when I tried to get my bleeding 4 year old to the hospital as fast as possible..

It's funny how much people b***h about "PC culture going too far," until someone makes a joke about something in their life. Suddenly, the world is ending. Sigh.

:)

and then he hopped into bed and we started watching a film, and now it's been 6 years and we just... we just get along.

I'm so happy that a country invests so much time and money into athletic programs and athletes so they can have a giant orgy every 4 years.

OK, this is sheer genius. Message communicated in the most understated way. I really want to shake this person's hand (and I'm sure that they washed first!).

I remember a kid who actually had the gall to do this in a math class--with the sound on. I couldn't concentrate with my own teacher helping me because the four Peters were singing.

Is the sound also loud enough?

"if I win at fifa, will you give me a bj"? Just another example of the difference in conversations between young couples and married ones.....

Thank you unknown guy with the finger. We need to stand together and put an end to stupid a*s trends like this!

You can the burger from Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Squishable-Hamburger-Plush-15/dp/B01BXE119U/ref=sr_1_8/134-0999487-0248660?ie=UTF8&qid=1527161602&sr=8-8&keywords=burger+plush

That's a tough one.!

I'll have to copy that 😂😂 bought one yesterday just for fun xD

Hero of all Germans. :D

I am married to a heinous individual who refuses to rip the plastic off any new technology he buys. I just.......I'm not sure how we've made it this long.

Or it's just tastes so good that that the person wants no one else to have it so they can have it all for themselves ;)

lol, i once picketted a small car lot when they seriously screwed me over. made flyers that related the story & handed them out at the stoplight, as well as having a big sign. it was very satisfying!

Hope that he counted all of his kids first!

tough choice

Well, if they weren't smoked ribs to begin with...

But what about his wife???

You just do NOT want overcooked ribs. Or children.

No one is posting the obvious demented jokes?

Those ribs look awesome!!

The kids need the ribs to stay alive

Kids first! That's both funny and sweet tbh.

So obvious yet so rare.