The whole thing about 'rich men' and the 'eye of a needle'? Spot on..

Should be illegal.

The "hawking' thing, actually drawing snot down into your mouth, always makes me feel nauseous. Use a farking handkerchief, for dog's sake.

For those who need to hear this, rinsing your fingers quickly doesn't count.

1 of the most annoying sounds in this world

Also the drooling

My toddler can eat a plain cracker and get cheese in her hair, somehow.

It's definitely gross. But it's also definitely going to happen

Literally ANY child can barf, snot or have a face full of food and I will clean it up if they need me to, for some reason when it's a child it does not bother me in the least. Animals too!

I call them little drunk people.

*GAG*

Food-face can be briefly cute--like when a toddler smushes birthday cake all over their face.

This is happening to me all the time. I am senior who is paid less then juniors because I have been longest in the company. Get that logic!

Not gross. But super-long nails on the other hand... How do you even keep them clean?

Smelly especially if they smoke

I wish I could up vote this a million times. The longer I live the more I realize how gross and stupid a vast portion of the population really is

Half my customers smell like mildew.

Pet peeve. If you keep long nails please scrub underneath. They are bacteria beds.

They make a woman look like a suckerfish.

Not only people with MS get sick easy, the whole healing process takes ages and is much harder on the body, to the point when simple cold might land you in hospital.

I use one of those net-ball-scrubby things (I think they're made of nylon?) and I literally wash it after I finish washing the dishes with it XD It gets a regular soak in vinegar as well, and I switch to a new one every other week. I cannot STAND when I look at a scrubby or a sponge and SEE bits of food stuck to it. I use a regular scrubbing-side dish sponge for washing my pets' dishes and bowls, but that bad boy ALSO gets washed and rinsed after use, and I microwave it to sanitize it every day. And I replace it every other week. I can handle a lot of gross things (I have four pets, and they produce a variety of bodily substances from every orifice) but food residue on sponges/dish-cleaning tools just squicks me out. I'm with OP on this one.

And i am done.

God, I hate that sound. When I am in the bus and someone is puckering the damn gum, I just want to yell them to stop! I have misophonia so I can't stand that sound.

Wash before eating, wash before cooking, wash during cooking if you've handled raw meat (especially pork or poultry) with your bare hands.

Especially when you live alone...

We wash with washing up liquid in the UK and leave to dry in a dish rack. Can't say I've ever tasted soap.

Gotta hate the public toilets with no lids, just the seat.

Or chewing with an open mouth.

Same with people that chew (tobacco) when they spit it in a cup.

I mean...it's f*****g painful as f*****g f**k so, yeah.

I once stopped by a combined bakery/butcher shop (should have been a red flag) in a rural area on my way to a gig. There was an elderly lady in queue before me who asked the clerk about a larger order of meat. The clerk took out her ledger and licked all over her middle three fingers before turning every single page. She didn't find the order immediately so there was a lot of licking and flipping. Used that hand to take and bag my croissant. I was too perplexed to react properly, paid, and left. Didn't have breakfast that day.

Some TV chefs that are always so keen to get their hands in, like when dressing a salad or just mixing stuff, rather than just using a spoon like a normal person, but then leave all their jewellery on, make me cringe every time.

How do you propose I STOP my cats from getting onto the countertops? XD I gave up on that decades - and three cats - ago (and I tried EVERY method.) Now I just, you know, WIPE OFF THE COUNTERTOPS before I cook/prep. And it's not like I'm putting food directly ON the countertop itself anyway.

Never thought about this one before, was just at aunts birthday last week and she took her teeth out to blow properly 🤢

Makes me queasy too.