I never understand why people move to villages and rural areas and complain about church bells or roosters etc. The same sort live near airports them moan about the sound of aircraft. It is a wonder they don't complain if they go swimming because the water is wet.

I live near Oceana Naval Air Base in Virginia Beach. I am always amazed at the people who move near this air base and complain about jet noise. The base has been there since 1943.

You can say sex now?

In Chicago, a building right next to one of the hottest dance clubs in Boys Town went condo... and buyers complained about the music blaring from the dance club. [Shrug]

I moved next to a farm so I *could* have outdoor sex

Signed a petition in my town for a nursery (garden center) that had been around for a hundred years that was told to cease operations due to the new neighbors complaining of fertilizer smell. It was the silliest thing I ever heard.

My new neighbors built a house where it shouldn’t be and called the police on our other neighbors for having a fire in their own fire pit. Makes no sense

Common Karens, "Oh kids making too much noise." "Ma'am it's park, Children play here. Children make noises.' Karen, But.....

People move next to outdoor shooting ranges then complain about the noise... while continuing to vote for politicians that make noise suppressors as hard to get as a machine gun.

Near me, some people with little kids built a house on a county route with a speed limit of 50 mph and immediately put up printed signs “slow down, children playing!”

There's a story behind that sign.

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LOVE!

The local Harley shop has several old bikes on a sky track, displaying about 25 feet in the air. There's also a pig with wings on that track ("you can buy a Harley when pigs fly")

Lol that is grea

OH THE IRONYYYY

Drive in reverse and avoid the whole place.

grrr bark woof-woof. i wanna be a good boy

To be honest it was only a little horse :(

They deserve that spot! Its not easy going down the freeway on a wheelchair.

I wonder how many Karens would try to enforce this. 🤔

You don't have to run faster than the bull. You have to run faster than the person you're with.

seriously how did you not know you never seen red squirrel drag racing

Wait what

I will not let society tell me what to do!

I have that same sign in my room. You can buy it on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/CVNDKN-UNIONA-Fashion-Trespassing-Hiding/dp/B07SH423Y4/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1ITRBZJG052EF&keywords=no+trespassing+we%27re+tired+of+hiding+the+bodies+metal+sign&qid=1669995859&sprefix=no+trespassing+sign+we%27re+%2Caps%2C569&sr=8-3)

In my country they're called Mombies

Manure truck on it's way :D

weeeee

No I don't got this.

ok so its gerry on satrday sadie you take sundays father larry you take mondays after you services

I love this even more because 'git' is British slang for 'jerk'

I mean this one has to work

Aww, they're so cute

How many accidents are caused by drivers checking the time??

What about biological limbs and other off-cuts?

Number 2's seem to be allowed though.

Can I just put my left foot in?

I mean you can dig with that but....

Thats...

You tried

dang it i guess i cant bring my machine gun

He's not beyond the sign, so technically he's right