I never understand why people move to villages and rural areas and complain about church bells or roosters etc. The same sort live near airports them moan about the sound of aircraft. It is a wonder they don't complain if they go swimming because the water is wet.

LOVE!

The local Harley shop has several old bikes on a sky track, displaying about 25 feet in the air. There's also a pig with wings on that track ("you can buy a Harley when pigs fly")

Lol that is grea

OH THE IRONYYYY

Drive in reverse and avoid the whole place.

grrr bark woof-woof. i wanna be a good boy

To be honest it was only a little horse :(

They deserve that spot! Its not easy going down the freeway on a wheelchair.

I wonder how many Karens would try to enforce this. 🤔

You don't have to run faster than the bull. You have to run faster than the person you're with.

seriously how did you not know you never seen red squirrel drag racing

Wait what

I will not let society tell me what to do!

I have that same sign in my room. You can buy it on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/CVNDKN-UNIONA-Fashion-Trespassing-Hiding/dp/B07SH423Y4/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1ITRBZJG052EF&keywords=no+trespassing+we%27re+tired+of+hiding+the+bodies+metal+sign&qid=1669995859&sprefix=no+trespassing+sign+we%27re+%2Caps%2C569&sr=8-3)

In my country they're called Mombies

Manure truck on it's way :D

weeeee

No I don't got this.

ok so its gerry on satrday sadie you take sundays father larry you take mondays after you services

I love this even more because 'git' is British slang for 'jerk'

I mean this one has to work

Aww, they're so cute

How many accidents are caused by drivers checking the time??

What about biological limbs and other off-cuts?

Number 2's seem to be allowed though.

Can I just put my left foot in?

I mean you can dig with that but....

Thats...

You tried

dang it i guess i cant bring my machine gun

He's not beyond the sign, so technically he's right

Does that include munching on a rug?

Use this instead: imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png

I would never leave my drink unattended. Either drink it up or order another one when you come back.

Come on Barbra it’s a sport! I should be allowed to do it!

My lucid dreaming is just not advanced enough for this

Maybe there's a CD in each book 🤔

You don't say

What do those bottom ones possibly mean?!?!?! /s

👁👄 👁

Technically correct. Also the worst country in the nation.

Us shorties get blamed for freaking everything.

So...is that the name of the beer or the bar?

*Sits in the doorway slurping at my beer.*

Have you the balls to enter?

Fellow children, we are ALWAYS eating breakfast.

When you're single....

I guess they got tired of cleaning behind the toilets in the men's room.

Also I spend a large proportion of my income down at the local "dungeon".