Ooh, I like this one!

This is great. We should publish this msg everywhere!

Eagles may soar majestically in the sky, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Someone gets it!

that is deep...

He's one of the types of guys who look mean but are soft talking and a big teddy bear. So if women have resting bi**h face is his resting ba**ard face??

Watch it be their mortal enemy

*taking notes*

And then fiona found Shrek instead and live happily ever after.

It’s not wrong tho

I thought it made you stronger😭😭😭😭

What great parents those doggies have.

So much for "Cool as a cucumber "

I don't know how to life neither. Sometimes, you just got to whack the board off the table and watch the pieces fly everywhere

We're hiring happy people so we can turn them into miserable ones! :)

I'd end up with local kids kicking a ball against it and the constant 'thud' of it would drive me mad.....yep I hate football/soccer

Not gonna lie, sometimes it takes a little bit of courage to just go ahead and cry

I wonder if it would work if I wore a sign like that while waiting for my other half to exit the store

I love Mr Rogers! But my favorite was Romper Room! Remember the song? “Romper stomper bomper boo! Tell me, tell me..is that you? Oh I see Mary and Billy …and Oh! I see you!” And I remember watching The Gentle Giant and most importantly Captain Kangaroo! And did anyone really have the picture pages to Bill Colby’s tv show in the 70’s called Picture Pages? We were poor so we didn’t send away for them. It was about 1977 that I watched that in kindergarten before school. Oh my gosh….I just outEd myself as old! Lol

Thanks for that

LOL. this would work, and for good reasons too. I cracked up. I love little tube shaped dogs.

Of the marathon I guess

There was a park bench in my area with a plaque saying "In loving memory of [name]. If you aren't holding a beer, please sit elsewhere." Then some jerk ripped it off the bench and broke it in several pieces. I found all but two of those pieces and, out of compassion for the family, I glued it back together and tracked down one of the poor guy's friends to offer the repaired plaque back. Plot twist: THE GUY WASN'T EVEN DEAD! He had just moved away! He and his friends were very pleased to see the plaque back in one piece, though, and told me I could keep it. It's on my kitchen wall to this very day.

My brother would like this t-shirt

"I feel like I've been cheated out of something but I don't know what it is." My favorite graffiti ran length of wall on E Street in San Bernardino. It was there for ~10 years. Local gangs didn't paint over it. City didn't remove it. Appears it resonated with everyone.

This shirt comes with many different options. I got my husband one that said "introverted but willing to discuss dinosaurs". SO MANY STRANGERS will stop and discuss dinosaurs with him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*banjo music slowly fading away*

I think El Arroyo might be the main reason to visit texas. I've seen a lot of these.

tapping the glass makes the ice scream

Ha, that was the name of the angry ex girlfriend's salon in "Blues Brothers". Man Carrie Fisher was awesome in that movie.

FFS Todd. You are the reason we can't have nice things

Big brain time

And then you get to clean the house and do the shopping.

When im back from being mentally injured probably the ad already broken and dusty

YOU TOO!!!!!

Ha'pennywise

I would wear a Tee Shirt with this on it :)

Omg yes

I relate to that kid sadly

Bruce?

Yeah not entirely sure about that....

Jingle hell. Jingle hell. Jingle all the way.

🎶 In eternal pain, I believe it‘s meant to be….

I want that text on a T-shirt

Coupled with anxiety, existential crisis, quarter life crisis, and just all the s**t happening in general

Yes I'ma drive into you to get that baby on board

You laugh, but I actually DID dream about being asleep last night. People in the dream kept telling me to stop lying down because I was supposed to be doing something. But I didn't get where I am today by listening to that kind of negativity.

Don’t worry… so am I