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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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    Shona
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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    Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

    But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

    "I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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    As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

    "The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

    If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this guy, I heard on the news he's hanging out in various boats, causing lots of $$$ damage but having a wonderful time 😀

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not a walrus. I’m a pirate and I’m stealing your boat, me matey. Harrr!

    PurpleUnicorn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wally has been on a vacation tour around Ireland, Wales, south west England and northern France and Spain. This pic was taken in Ireland. They gave him his own boat/raft so they didn't have to disturb him when going out fishing.

    Michigan Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hunh. fifty years or so of royalties for I Am the Walrus....i'd have expected a better boat, really...

    Jods
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Wally? The one doing the tour of the south of the UK?

    Moo Moo Futch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Wally who basically had the summer we humans could only dream of?

    Susie Keegan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Wally the Walrus off the coast of Ireland, he's a tad lost poor chap!

    Karin Gibson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wally the walrus who sank quite a few boats and they made a platform for him to bask on

    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? Dave said it was okay. How do you think I got the keys?"

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just checking for boating licenses...be right back in a few hours.

    Diana Murtaugh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go riding up to Walrus beach in this, and all the females will be swooning ;-)

    Anna roberts
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you partied too hard the night before, when you wake up with this boat captain...

    Efia
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god, I first thought he had a cigarette in his mouth :D

    Sapna Sarfare
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna join the ride? I bet this guy is more fun to hang out with

    Sian Edwards
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wally the walrus! On his grand tour of the coastline of western Europe!

    Jim Nanni
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Miami PD! Weve been following you since bolivia. We're gonna need to check your storage sir

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seal lions may be able to balance a ball on their nose but this guy's wife is learning to waterski. Vegas, here we come!

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the world. My girl cat does this but then sometimes she needs help getting down.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the hell are you taking a photo? You've never seen a cat reading a magazine before?"

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When my owners told me I'd have my own bedroom in the new house I expected something...I dunno, cosier"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, now he knows how sled dogs feel, trying to tow some dead weight hooman. Ha! Payback’s hell, ain’t it?

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