What a weird thing to "brag" about.

So what kind of car does he drive?

Then don't read them, they are not about you.

That's the reason whe all should use banana for scale.

That is so rotten what an ass.

We seriously don't care.

Having received my junior school swimming (length) certificate, I felt compelled to comment on this, as if it was directly related to me.

Humble bragging.

Something tells me he’s never served

Perfectly done in the last comment.

She also initiated the flirting with “you’re fit btw” so throwing in the bf but was weird 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yikies. Stop hating on trans people and mind your own business

I... I think bingo might not be that bad, then...

Sounds like someone is insecure about there own intelligence and has resorted to something like that...

I bet you his next post went like this... just sign up here and you too can earn 200k a year!

Yeah, we don't care about where you are from!

So are we to assume he's looking fo a new mom?

That’s the neat part, it doesn’t

Wow...he's a catch!

and there we have the diet weirdo.

Well, there's a lid for every pot, as they say.

Step 1: ask a question. Step 2: don't give a f**k about the answer. Step 3: ceize the opportunity to talk about yourself.

Evidently... you do

sounds like a solid plan

Yes, I absolutely believe that the last five women that (supposedly) went on a date with you said, “You are intimidatingly good-looking.”

Not his nana...just some random old granny.

Just find some expensive cars to stand beside while you take your selfies.

Odds of 5 consecutive women telling someone they are “intimidatingly good-looking”: 0% Odds of 5 consecutive women on a first (and last) date with insecure man asking if he is “intimidatingly good-looking” and replying uncomfortably “yes”: 100%

The EGO on this one! 🙄

Sounds fat and ugly with no personality.

How did that help?

my belly pooch and I could NEVER

Nothankyou

'Lil "I thought I had appendicitis but I did not."

I hate social media....too many people trying to ‘One Up’ everyone else and soak up as much attention as possible

Maths and sweet home Alabama...

I think this person needs some kind of professional help...

I don’t know what your talking about my guy