What a weird thing to "brag" about.

So what kind of car does he drive?

Then don't read them, they are not about you.

That's the reason whe all should use banana for scale.

That is so rotten what an ass.

Wow, bet he's got a circle of friends the size of a lifesaver but still thinks everyone loves him.

It does not require a 2 year minimum to succeed. After the first month of not smoking, I knew I'd never go back and it's now been twelve years.

Good grief, it's not a freaking competition!

Douchebag... he has everything to celebrate. Thats a HUGE deal.

The journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step on your joy.

And that's how you make people relapse.

Wow what an ass

This b***h ass struggles every day. He just hopes its as hard for someone else.

Im pretty sure that will make it worse BUD

I've been cigarette free for 14 years, but I don't go around belittling people for it.

Ok a lot of this post is just super weird gate keeping and exactly why I hate people.

It a great start the first month is the worst it’s plain sailing after that.

Sounds like 9 years without an AA sponsor because your attitude makes you sound like a dry drunk, which is even more obnoxious.

Oh I hate people like that. When I off cigarettes for 2 weeks my brother also said "ah well only 2 weeks". At Christmas my uncle said He stopped smoking 3 weeks ago but its only 3 weeks and I congratulated hlm because that is such a good step! I am now at slightly over a year smoke free and I will celebrate as much as I want, as well as anyone else should x

Don't diminish someone's personal achievement. One month just means they just started, putting someone down like makes it feel like it's not enough. I told my sister in law I quit drinking 2 months ago and she just responded by saying she's been sober for 4 years. Good for you!

He needs a Xanax

I never smoked... =D

We seriously don't care.

Having received my junior school swimming (length) certificate, I felt compelled to comment on this, as if it was directly related to me.

Humble bragging.

Something tells me he’s never served

Perfectly done in the last comment.

She also initiated the flirting with “you’re fit btw” so throwing in the bf but was weird 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yikies. Stop hating on trans people and mind your own business

I... I think bingo might not be that bad, then...

Sounds like someone is insecure about there own intelligence and has resorted to something like that...

I bet you his next post went like this... just sign up here and you too can earn 200k a year!

Yeah, we don't care about where you are from!

So are we to assume he's looking fo a new mom?

That’s the neat part, it doesn’t

Wow...he's a catch!

and there we have the diet weirdo.

Well, there's a lid for every pot, as they say.

Step 1: ask a question. Step 2: don't give a f**k about the answer. Step 3: ceize the opportunity to talk about yourself.

Evidently... you do

sounds like a solid plan

'Lil "I thought I had appendicitis but I did not."

I hate social media....too many people trying to ‘One Up’ everyone else and soak up as much attention as possible

Maths and sweet home Alabama...

I think this person needs some kind of professional help...

I don’t know what your talking about my guy