Natural born Metallica fan

We're going to need a bigger combine...

Should be wearing a white crew sock on his left foot to match better.

Not cursed

Pig, no! You can't fly!

That’s a Thai police officer, and this isn’t even the wierdest thing that I’ve seen in that country regarding them

How the f**k did this even happen?!

Baptism during COVID?

Snow golem. Nice! (Minecrafters will know.)

This was my bubble bath dreams as a child

🎶Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens🎶

Priorities.

Men at ... work?

Parallel parking z axis

This is fair. Everyone knows the attack chicken can be quite ruthless.

As a boy Herschel found it difficult to fit in.

Well, someone is gonna be pissed off when they see this.

That's not a normal sentence, dude.

“Hello, IT support? My connection’s down, can you check the wiring?”

Pope Trashpandamus

But why???

Photographer gets big props

"Just answer the question please." "What did you do with Ernie?"

Should be 5 spoke wheels and painted to look like Patrick

Just an unborn train in its mom's belly

Terry is a jerk.

This is surely the most cursed image of them all. I get the heebie-jeebies at just a glance.

Hi-res spamera. It’s a spelfy.

This one is a lot more WTF? than cursed. And by the way, WTF?

Please remain seated during the entire performance

My Little Pony vs. Jesus?

"Ma'am, we found the milk, but your husband was nowhere to be seen. We'll check the cigarette store next."

Nice jugs, officer

"Just carry something around and look busy and no one will ask you to do any work"

Milk is so expensive now, it's delivered by armed guards.

"We can't go in and rescue the kids, but we'll have a glass of milk for them if they manage to get out."

Must have pepper sprayed the wrong person.

Ma’am this milk is laced with drugs.

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Milk? I thought it was bleach!

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Any temporary solution becomes permanent

If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid, for a fast temporary solution anyway.

"I am a Free. I am not Man. A number."

When your school has a no backpacks rule

Why do they all have different views if they’re watching the same match?

When you find the optimal wifi for a zoom call...