Just as we pack our clothes, shoes, and other items in a suitcase for a trip, a .jar file packs together all the pieces needed for a Java program to run.
And there's one suitcase/jar that we think is right up your alley. Only this one contains images.
Enter the enigmatic world of 'NoContext.jar' on Instagram. As the name suggests, this account curates a collection of whimsical pictures completely devoid of context and invites followers to embark on a journey where it's impossible to predict what you're going to see next.
A dog melting from enjoying a head scratch? A group of people masquerading as road cones on a street? Who knows! Continue scrolling and allow the absurdity to take over.
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I'm made of metal, formula i ween...I am perpetual, please keep my diaper clean!
Oh he is, but it's one of those overstretched ones and has slipped under his heal. Terrible curse.
Load More Replies...I used to have one of those (the head massager, not the dog) The face the dog is making is natural when using it.
Huh....I have a dog and a head massager right here....experiment time (will update with results)
Load More Replies...That’s a Thai police officer, and this isn’t even the wierdest thing that I’ve seen in that country regarding them
"When life gives you traffic accidents, grab a beer" 🍺 🍻
Load More Replies...Makes a change from pairs of shoes tied together, kudos to the person who was able to toss that up there
It was then they realized delivering trucks by cargo plane needed work.
I see no cables under tension, and believe you me, some cables would have to be under tension with a truck suspended like that. There is the shadow of a cable in the back end, but then nothing in the front.
The original picture just has a tiny water gun and no extreme splash like this one
Load More Replies...This is real. During the pandemic, they had to follow social distancing, so they used holy water-filled water guns
The concept is real, this picture however is edited
Load More Replies...I remember this or a similar picture. The water pistol and the stream were much less dramatic.
the fun of building these in peoples houses and just letting mayhem ensue
Load More Replies...Can confirm this is indeed possible with such assistance. We were on vacation, and the dads thought it was a brilliant idea. The mums? Not so much. Us kids? We had an absolute ball.
Load More Replies...I did that in a jet tub once. It's kind of a feeling of suffocation being buried in bubbles
🎶Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens🎶
I will always sing these words from now on 😂
Load More Replies...That’s the only way he can get his rockets off. Oh geez, okay, I’m leaving.
I'd go sleep in the spare room or the couch. If that thing falls or tips over you're gonna get hurt.
Odds that she made a comment about it being the biggest thing she's ever been in bed with...tee hee
I need to borrow one of them, to alert others of a large pothole on my road.
I had this problem at one point. The answer is to roll down the window.
Load More Replies...If you’ve ever had to collect the eggs on a farm, then you know that his statement is quite true. Chickens have a sharp beak and claws and can be very scary.
Load More Replies...There was a rooster at the farm that used to beat the c**p out of the horses. They’re vicious. Unfortunately for them, that doesn’t make them any less delicious.
My sister had a rooster that looked exactly like this one. His name was Friendly. You can guess how that turned out
You made my sick a*s laugh into a coughing fit. Rofl. Thanks.
Load More Replies...You are right, he was the son of Rabbi Krustofski after all, so nothing cursed or weird going on here. Respect to you ל פּינחס ירוחם קרוסטאַפֿסקי !
Load More Replies...It doesn't say that it's just a challenge for going number 1
Load More Replies...Brilliant! I need to train my husband with this. Tired of cleaning the bathroom floor.
" I'm sorry to hear that you buried your wife recently " " Yeah, I had to ... she was dead ". WC Fields
i honestly dont know what im expecting when i read these type of articles
“Uh, sure… wait, is this Gerald again? We’ve told you for the last time!”
Load More Replies...Once it gets to a certain point installers or techs will just replace a line rather than try to find the existing. Then you get to play musical chairs with open ports and that compounds the above issue. This also looks like fiber. At least that round enclosure looks like a splice tube. Fiber taps tend to be messier due to the fact they build less of them. Fiber has tiny attenuation over distance so customer drops can be extremely long. We have com rooms at large apartment buildings that are almost as bad here in the US too. Almost tho, never seen anything this bad here. I have walked into com rooms and had holy crud moments tho.
Load More Replies...I thought we were going to get a pro-Zion pope. But a procyon pope is very cool.
“It was weird, this time for communion I got a half eaten hot dog and rabies…”
Now I just wanna go slide down some giant sasquatch titties. Who's with me?!
Did you know that there is a coral called gorilla tits? This is what I see every time I see that coral
Hangs a note on the engine "do not start, dude in propeller! "
Load More Replies...They are touching the trailing edge of the prop, so if the shaft were engaged, that blade would spin away from them, and the thrust produced by the next blade would push them clear. Props also cannot accelerate to maximum speed quickly as they need to overcome the rotational inertia of the shaft and propeller itself, as well as match prop speed to the speed of the ship to avoid excessive engine load and cavitation. I'm not suggesting this would be a safe activity, but it is certainly much less dangerous than being in a blender.
Load More Replies...More attractive than the ones with political junk and flags etc all over them!
These kinda cars are common in the hood / in the south especially. I’ve seen Froot Loops, Ravens, all kinds of themed cars
They're called "donks" because they're ridonkulous
Load More Replies...metronernity. (idea from the original bruno.)
Load More Replies...This is surely the most cursed image of them all. I get the heebie-jeebies at just a glance.
It could be worse. It could be bacon-aise. Remember Baconaise? The bacon flavored mayonnaise? Oh how far we have fallen from our path.
Load More Replies...I like choc chip cookies. I like queso. But this? This is food blasphemy!
If you look carefully at the pack of ham, there is white paper behind the pack, and a hole above it, which is hiding the lens of the smartphone
That's just a hole in the pack of ham. The phone is actually between the two slices of bread in the bottom right corner
Load More Replies...Somebody else obviously took the pic, it's just set up to look like a mirror selfie.
Load More Replies...T-rex can't really spot him. Little arms! *flails hands like a T-rex impersonation.
I don't know what's weirder. The guy basically allowing himself to fall, or the T rex in the corner
keep your hands in the vehicle for further notice to prevent incidents.
Load More Replies...I'm guessing that was management's idea on how to create a nursing room, by putting a chair in a small woman's restroom
I lowkey need this rn. I'm so nauseous that I won't make it to the toilet unless I'm that close
For young people - back in the 60s and even 70s it was not too unusual to find a sofa in the woman's restroom. I think the idea was a place for women to rest a bit in private if their period cramps were too bad. the ones I have seen were not so close to the toilet though. Restrooms used to be larger. Some of the sofas I saw were full length. This one looks like it may be a single person restroom or one of those "family" restrooms where you can take the little kids in with you. The sofa might be there in case someone needs to breastfeed. Still close to the toilet but if it is single person then at least you are not sitting there while someone else poops.
I don’t know that they were literally right next to the toilet often, though, were they?
Load More Replies...Looks like the furniture at my VA clinic, although, we don't have them in the bathroom.
Although both are fictional, my money is on the pony.
Load More Replies...I think this is the "Invisible Pink Unicorn" vs. Christianity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
"Ma'am, we found the milk, but your husband was nowhere to be seen. We'll check the cigarette store next."
(THE HOSTAGES ARE DONUTS) Conversation with hostage negotiator, “After you have delivered to me 3 gallons of milk I will release a hostage!” “You only brought me 2 gallons! THIS WILL NOT END WELL!!!”
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
I rented space in a building where ACs has to be installed by professionals...maybe that started here
Same thing up the street from me in NH right now - but it's winter so the ac unit is gone, but the chair - it's still there for next year.
The correct verbiage is " There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution."
If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid, for a fast temporary solution anyway.
No its still stupid, that side mirror costs like $800 now
Load More Replies...I would put a $1 mirror out there before I would put an $800 phone there.
And auto shops now charge you close to 200$ to do a 'diagnosis' before they'll fix ANYTHING on your car. Best to learn how to replace and fix the small things.
I am not a number, I am a free man, Live my life where I want to. You'd better scratch me from your black book, 'Cause I'll run rings around you…
Not a prisoner, I'm a free man And my blood is my own now Don't care where the past was I know where I'm going
Load More Replies...We have National Insurance numbers here in the UK.
Load More Replies...Some schools do an “everything but a backpack” day during home coming. One of mine drove their books around in a pink cozy coupe.
Load More Replies...Different broadcasters have different camera angles.
Load More Replies...Ever stream the same show on 2 devices? They never play at the same time.
This was literally my class during the world cup. Eventually the teachers just gave up and put it on the projector for everyone. The front office heard us cheering from across campus and called to ask who won 🤣
When I was in Primary School, my teacher brought in her portable tv (90s) from home so her and the class could watch the Ashes or some other cricket thing- might be the most bored I have ever been in class, until she let me just read silently. When the women's soccer world cup was on last year, it wouldn't have surprised me if the teachers watched it with their class, given how much it was talked about, but I think most of the matches aired after school hours.
Load More Replies...This was always my fear when I was teaching. Wait---no one playing tetris?
The IP 65 rated financial advisor- will float regardless of how deep they sink you.
For years there have been anime mousepads with cushioned support made from the girl's chest. This is a manly variation!
Load More Replies...If the male body figure were as over-sexualized as the female body figure in video games?
In that image he would be reading the sheet music for Holst's Mars.
Load More Replies...The only thing I see wrong with this picture is he is sitting too low. His wrists are going to hurt playing that low.
Reminds me of the end of the video for Faith No More's Epic. AFTER the fish flopping around part.
Exactly this same thing happened to me in November '77, and the police didn't believe me.
When you still need your Mother(board) to help you wipe your butt.
Is this supposed to represent a greasy wannabe Podcaster/influencer?
I think it represents a pizza wearing a shirt. /lh
Load More Replies...This image is what I'm going to think of when someone mentions the Joe Rogan Podcast from now on.
What, so making a joke of Muslims is funny? (I am a muslim, got joked at 3 to 4 times today)
People will do anything to bring all the groceries in on the first trip.
What a waste ... killing for food is acceptable, killing to throw the animal in the trash is a crime.
It's probably not real bacon, though. in fact, the more I look at it the more I think it's a blanket with rubber/plastic sewn on.
Load More Replies...Its umut. He is a danish chef, who has a really intense love for bacon, cracklings and sauce made with cream milk. He is amazing
Yeah! Imo, he's a weirdo but I respect his love for bacon. 🙃
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