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Just as we pack our clothes, shoes, and other items in a suitcase for a trip, a .jar file packs together all the pieces needed for a Java program to run.

And there's one suitcase/jar that we think is right up your alley. Only this one contains images.

Enter the enigmatic world of 'NoContext.jar' on Instagram. As the name suggests, this account curates a collection of whimsical pictures completely devoid of context and invites followers to embark on a journey where it's impossible to predict what you're going to see next.

A dog melting from enjoying a head scratch? A group of people masquerading as road cones on a street? Who knows! Continue scrolling and allow the absurdity to take over.

More info: Instagram

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Mistiekim
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Natural born Metallica fan

I heart Boo-BI-es
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rock on 🤘 little one 😝

Scott Dankel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm made of metal, formula i ween...I am perpetual, please keep my diaper clean!

Dawn Chan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say that rock superstars are born, not made.

glowworm2
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adorable. Rock on, little one.

Skim Beebles
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those about to nurse .. we salute you!!

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cornsharks. Very dangerous.

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately that's a field of wheat.

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    birdhouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an amazingly bad movie called "Sharks of the Corn".

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen it. It is truly amazingly bad 😂

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    Mayra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When corn shuck autocorrects to corn shark

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun....

    Daddy’s Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally know what they mean about jumping the shark

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    MrPractical
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be wearing a white crew sock on his left foot to match better.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he is, but it's one of those overstretched ones and has slipped under his heal. Terrible curse.

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this on is clever. Hardly cursed at all.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to be a lot of work if he changes his shoes

    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cursed - looks like someone who treats adversity lightly.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever and I hope you feel better soon.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he has a lot of time on his hands...er, foot

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna look so cool when he decides to wear another shoe…..

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    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things feel so good.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have one of those (the head massager, not the dog) The face the dog is making is natural when using it.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh....I have a dog and a head massager right here....experiment time (will update with results)

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes! That's a state of bliss right there.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a picture of that next to the word 'bliss' in the dictionary.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been whisked away to happiness!

    Capo3Tanya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahaha oh yeah I get it.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used one of those and felt the same way.

    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he is having an eargasm!

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little piggie paid off the code inspector

    Reggie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd better get a slingshot and a bird

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a terrible way to replace missing roof shingles.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a Thai police officer, and this isn’t even the wierdest thing that I’ve seen in that country regarding them

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When life gives you traffic accidents, grab a beer" 🍺 🍻

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this if it were an ice cream truck.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning up the mess one bottle at a time.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heineken. There can be only one

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be Barney’s (from the Simpsons) best day ever

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking and driving bad. Learn from experts

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k did this even happen?!

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes a change from pairs of shoes tied together, kudos to the person who was able to toss that up there

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How e-mail was delivered in the early days of the internet

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was then they realized delivering trucks by cargo plane needed work.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hazzard boys decided to give trucking a try.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric trucks still in beta

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh boss the truck just suddenly levitated up

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no cables under tension, and believe you me, some cables would have to be under tension with a truck suspended like that. There is the shadow of a cable in the back end, but then nothing in the front.

    Kristina Pelėda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In photoshop all your dreams come true 🌈👐

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original picture just has a tiny water gun and no extreme splash like this one

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the opposite of cursed.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Exorcist 2 wasn’t quite as good as the original

    Žužuch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is real. During the pandemic, they had to follow social distancing, so they used holy water-filled water guns

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The concept is real, this picture however is edited

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    Žužuch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is real. During the pandemic, they had to follow social distancing, so they use holy water-filled water guns

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spring 2020 special service

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this or a similar picture. The water pistol and the stream were much less dramatic.

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    Christian Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow golem. Nice! (Minecrafters will know.)

    Porribix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fun of building these in peoples houses and just letting mayhem ensue

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    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original Pumpkin Head?

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    Captain Kyra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my bubble bath dreams as a child

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Bubbles on steroids.

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must say I am very impressed with the height of the bubbles!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a kid caught in Marge's hair!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If real, must be one of those jacuzzi tubs with the air jets.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm this is indeed possible with such assistance. We were on vacation, and the dads thought it was a brilliant idea. The mums? Not so much. Us kids? We had an absolute ball.

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    Mickipickie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that in a jet tub once. It's kind of a feeling of suffocation being buried in bubbles

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens🎶

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put him in a nice hot pot of water- he'll warm right up

    Sheryl Lemons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pinchy. Simpsons fans will know.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easier to keep him warm in a nice hot bath.

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    Lyn Moffett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be in a million bits the minute his back is turned lol

    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the only way he can get his rockets off. Oh geez, okay, I’m leaving.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retreat? In his moment of triumph?

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,this picture reminded me one of The Big Bang Theory episode when Howard Wolowitz builds hand robot...

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go sleep in the spare room or the couch. If that thing falls or tips over you're gonna get hurt.

    Red Foreman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odds that she made a comment about it being the biggest thing she's ever been in bed with...tee hee

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    Shayne Randlett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be filming a new Conehead movie

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to borrow one of them, to alert others of a large pothole on my road.

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Greenpeace should protest

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were going to a Halloween party dressed as a bag of candy corn.

    Ari Maranichi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The council of cones will decide your fate

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving in that position all but guaranteed that outcome.

    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi officer, is there a problem?

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a normal conversation. But it isn't, is it?

    Karizma Kaliko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ma'am, I need to see some insurance and registration, please."

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mam, will you please roll down your other window.

    Phil
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What seems to be the problem officer?

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fair. Everyone knows the attack chicken can be quite ruthless.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’ve ever had to collect the eggs on a farm, then you know that his statement is quite true. Chickens have a sharp beak and claws and can be very scary.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks really hate it when chickens read over their shoulders. The chickens also get so upset when it's recipes.

    Kim Landfather
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a rooster at the farm that used to beat the c**p out of the horses. They’re vicious. Unfortunately for them, that doesn’t make them any less delicious.

    Jo Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have come home to roost 🐓

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get anything done with these chickens around!

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister had a rooster that looked exactly like this one. His name was Friendly. You can guess how that turned out

    DAVID GONZALEZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cue el macho's theme from despicable me

    D J At Daycare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the kids are not wearing flea collars.

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    Groaver Andout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a boy Herschel found it difficult to fit in.

    Vanessa Hill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made my sick a*s laugh into a coughing fit. Rofl. Thanks.

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    Mat O'Dowd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right, he was the son of Rabbi Krustofski after all, so nothing cursed or weird going on here. Respect to you ל פּינחס ירוחם קרוסטאַפֿסקי !

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On t he Holiday of Purim, it is traditional that children dress up in costume. This is a Purim event in Boro Park, and the child is dressed up, but sitting in the adult section, not the section with the children, and that is the only mystery to me

    RiotGrrrl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benjamin Netanyahu? 🍉🍉🍉

    Atero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, his outfit perfectly describes venue and at the same time is more honest at it.

    Taff Thomas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid forgot to come in fancy dress,

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to sit there, the clown had to self-identify as a male convincingly enough to be accepted.

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    Black Garbage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, someone is gonna be pissed off when they see this.

    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I do the same at the carnival games I'm "drunk" and " inappropriate "

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not what I pictured when I hear Pissing Contest, but I guess this checks out

    Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! I need to train my husband with this. Tired of cleaning the bathroom floor.

    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to get the sniper attachment for this challenge!

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine this easily becoming a popular game among dudes

    Upil
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill just put my weeny in that tiny hole, itll fit alright...

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a normal sentence, dude.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I'm sorry to hear that you buried your wife recently " " Yeah, I had to ... she was dead ". WC Fields

    DAVID GONZALEZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i honestly dont know what im expecting when i read these type of articles

    Nadine Bamberger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they stayed true to their name lol.

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    Rachel Parker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hello, IT support? My connection’s down, can you check the wiring?”

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Uh, sure… wait, is this Gerald again? We’ve told you for the last time!”

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    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut it all back and start over.

    Ian Webling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT work in Thailand may be challenging on occasion.

    Lew k
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once it gets to a certain point installers or techs will just replace a line rather than try to find the existing. Then you get to play musical chairs with open ports and that compounds the above issue. This also looks like fiber. At least that round enclosure looks like a splice tube. Fiber taps tend to be messier due to the fact they build less of them. Fiber has tiny attenuation over distance so customer drops can be extremely long. We have com rooms at large apartment buildings that are almost as bad here in the US too. Almost tho, never seen anything this bad here. I have walked into com rooms and had holy crud moments tho.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack of the Killer Cables! OR Cables breed like rabbits, ya know!

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live from the Vati-trash can

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bishop Raccoon, checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only pope I'll accept from now on

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we were going to get a pro-Zion pope. But a procyon pope is very cool.

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can fool some of the papal, some of the time.

    badger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mitre been in the dumpster, mitre not.

    Austin Sauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It was weird, this time for communion I got a half eaten hot dog and rabies…”

    Lucky2BAlive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future Saint Panda, patron saint of trash cans.

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    wordsupfool
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I just wanna go slide down some giant sasquatch titties. Who's with me?!

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom can we go play?" "Okay, but stay close to the lactating gorilla so I know where to find you"

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that there is a coral called gorilla tits? This is what I see every time I see that coral

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hangs a note on the engine "do not start, dude in propeller! "

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    olivier FRESSE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the diver took the key of the boat :-)

    Shayne Randlett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grandpa - tell us the story again about how you lost your hand!"

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot to leave a note in the control deck not to start the engines.

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like posing in a blender.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are touching the trailing edge of the prop, so if the shaft were engaged, that blade would spin away from them, and the thrust produced by the next blade would push them clear. Props also cannot accelerate to maximum speed quickly as they need to overcome the rotational inertia of the shaft and propeller itself, as well as match prop speed to the speed of the ship to avoid excessive engine load and cavitation. I'm not suggesting this would be a safe activity, but it is certainly much less dangerous than being in a blender.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just answer the question please." "What did you do with Ernie?"

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says in a raspy voice " whatever I wanted to."

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frieda and Diego's long lost son.

    Leanne Hailes
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I scrolled so fast I can almost unsee Ert

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Handsome Squidward' version of Bert.

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    Will Cable
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be 5 spoke wheels and painted to look like Patrick

    Ariom Dahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More attractive than the ones with political junk and flags etc all over them!

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick paint job and those SpongeBob wheels are amazing!

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's tacky but it's done very well, I still gotta compliment

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kinda cars are common in the hood / in the south especially. I’ve seen Froot Loops, Ravens, all kinds of themed cars

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who lives in a dodgecharger under the sea?

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is, does he DRIVE like Spongebob?

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the fact that the wheel Spongebobs are synchronized

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    Reggie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an unborn train in its mom's belly

    Black Garbage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet anything there is another train in the train in the train.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yo dawg, we heard you like trains so we put a train in your train"

    Barong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it. Twisted minds think alike.

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    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choo choo mötherfücker

    Sindhuja
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metro-yoshka dolls

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will cut my commute time in half!

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    Sven Bokhorst
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant way to promote your drone trick competition!!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this joke notices meme. Some of them are just so weird.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghosts AND drone tricks? This is the guy!

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is surely the most cursed image of them all. I get the heebie-jeebies at just a glance.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse. It could be bacon-aise. Remember Baconaise? The bacon flavored mayonnaise? Oh how far we have fallen from our path.

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    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be so much better if that were peanut butter

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously chocolate chips go better with black bean salsa

    e gads
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope i can forget this one

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like choc chip cookies. I like queso. But this? This is food blasphemy!

    Mistiekim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst thing about this for me is that queso is medium level spicy. My spice level tolerance is zero.

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    Greg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She put her phone in the sandwich.

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    James Tomlinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phone probably tastes better and is more nutritional

    RL R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is a picture of my pussy!"

    Alethea Fletcher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look carefully at the pack of ham, there is white paper behind the pack, and a hole above it, which is hiding the lens of the smartphone

    Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a hole in the pack of ham. The phone is actually between the two slices of bread in the bottom right corner

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    Hume
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody else obviously took the pic, it's just set up to look like a mirror selfie.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would look equally askance at packaged "meat"

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a lot more WTF? than cursed. And by the way, WTF?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T-rex can't really spot him. Little arms! *flails hands like a T-rex impersonation.

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh... and check out the TRex in the corner! :)

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men. Statistically living less than women because of sh!t like this.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection, dinosaur is coming for him already

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to really p**s off a trex

    Kurt Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's weirder. The guy basically allowing himself to fall, or the T rex in the corner

    Funderthuck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot to unpack here.....

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    Gem
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please remain seated during the entire performance

    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep your hands in the vehicle for further notice to prevent incidents.

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    David Ratliff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that was management's idea on how to create a nursing room, by putting a chair in a small woman's restroom

    Victoria Gerencser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lowkey need this rn. I'm so nauseous that I won't make it to the toilet unless I'm that close

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the break room is the bathroom

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For young people - back in the 60s and even 70s it was not too unusual to find a sofa in the woman's restroom. I think the idea was a place for women to rest a bit in private if their period cramps were too bad. the ones I have seen were not so close to the toilet though. Restrooms used to be larger. Some of the sofas I saw were full length. This one looks like it may be a single person restroom or one of those "family" restrooms where you can take the little kids in with you. The sofa might be there in case someone needs to breastfeed. Still close to the toilet but if it is single person then at least you are not sitting there while someone else poops.

    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know that they were literally right next to the toilet often, though, were they?

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    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sofa is covered in feces particles.

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the furniture at my VA clinic, although, we don't have them in the bathroom.

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    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although both are fictional, my money is on the pony.

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    DAVID GONZALEZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new super smash bros trailer leaked?

    Isa Wan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bet is on My Little Pony. Because if Jesus gets hit, he will turn his other cheek...

    Arjan Stahlecker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the "Invisible Pink Unicorn" vs. Christianity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinkie Pie in the third round.

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are your elements of harmony now, Pinky Pie!

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    Christian Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ma'am, we found the milk, but your husband was nowhere to be seen. We'll check the cigarette store next."

    Sara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in Watertown, MA during the lockdown and manhunt for the marathon bomber. This nice cop was delivering milk to a mom and kids.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like being a milkman became way more dangerous

    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just carry something around and look busy and no one will ask you to do any work"

    Sharla Voy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (THE HOSTAGES ARE DONUTS) Conversation with hostage negotiator, “After you have delivered to me 3 gallons of milk I will release a hostage!” “You only brought me 2 gallons! THIS WILL NOT END WELL!!!”

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We can't go in and rescue the kids, but we'll have a glass of milk for them if they manage to get out."

    Black Garbage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So officer, did you find my dad?”

    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have pepper sprayed the wrong person.

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to eat this you use a sporky!!

    The Disneyland Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I've said this twice, but, sizzle, pork, and mmm

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And presto magicico ... It's kosher!

    Will
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much time on their hands.

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is almost as disturbing as the poultry scene in Eraserhead. I like spam, but not like this. https://youtu.be/JamnCWXNsPs?si=qZmt32N2qlo4KWln

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    Cristian A.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any temporary solution becomes permanent

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rented space in a building where ACs has to be installed by professionals...maybe that started here

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing up the street from me in NH right now - but it's winter so the ac unit is gone, but the chair - it's still there for next year.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessity being the mother of invention....

    Matthew Iverson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct verbiage is " There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution."

    corgi knight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the teacher tell you to sit in the hall

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    Hume
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid, for a fast temporary solution anyway.

    Anarch Duke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No its still stupid, that side mirror costs like $800 now

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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would put a $1 mirror out there before I would put an $800 phone there.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stock replacement part probably cost more

    Jane Hower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And auto shops now charge you close to 200$ to do a 'diagnosis' before they'll fix ANYTHING on your car. Best to learn how to replace and fix the small things.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to do this. Never thought about it.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct taped a hair mirror to mine, when someone busted it in a Walgreens parking lot. If it works, it works.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That creativity also reflects well on the owner.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a Free. I am not Man. A number."

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 6 needs more sedation.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a number, I am a free man, Live my life where I want to. You'd better scratch me from your black book, 'Cause I'll run rings around you…

    Dani M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a prisoner, I'm a free man And my blood is my own now Don't care where the past was I know where I'm going

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what's your Social Security Number sir?

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have National Insurance numbers here in the UK.

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    mikejaz2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not a designer either.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for clearing that up

    luke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its trying to say: "I am a free man, not a number"

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    Lawrencium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your school has a no backpacks rule

    Pheebs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some schools do an “everything but a backpack” day during home coming. One of mine drove their books around in a pink cozy coupe.

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    Angelshark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a hole in your backpack, dude.

    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can truly say he's"Tired" after school!

    Suzy McDaniel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything but a backpack day at school

    Sara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where this is but in the US during school spirit week they'll have "anything but a backpack" day and it gets pretty creative!

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they all have different views if they’re watching the same match?

    Black Garbage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different broadcasters have different camera angles.

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    Sean Rowley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever stream the same show on 2 devices? They never play at the same time.

    Midnight (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was literally my class during the world cup. Eventually the teachers just gave up and put it on the projector for everyone. The front office heard us cheering from across campus and called to ask who won 🤣

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in Primary School, my teacher brought in her portable tv (90s) from home so her and the class could watch the Ashes or some other cricket thing- might be the most bored I have ever been in class, until she let me just read silently. When the women's soccer world cup was on last year, it wouldn't have surprised me if the teachers watched it with their class, given how much it was talked about, but I think most of the matches aired after school hours.

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    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was always my fear when I was teaching. Wait---no one playing tetris?

    J B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in the front row is getting an A+

    DAVID GONZALEZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your math teacher's name is mr. ronaldo

    Pablo Ramos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Whatdya exp Ct. The game is on.

    Kurt Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When everyone presses GO, but lag comes in

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you need a vacation but your bill says otherwise:

    LadyVischuss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a charge. Toss me that extension cord will ya

    Nicole Barnes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The IP 65 rated financial advisor- will float regardless of how deep they sink you.

    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from that old spy series on the island, I am not a number I am a free man

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at? Seriously?

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years there have been anime mousepads with cushioned support made from the girl's chest. This is a manly variation!

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    Isaac Harvey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the male body figure were as over-sexualized as the female body figure in video games?

    DAVID GONZALEZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feels like something markiplier would do

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IRL image of John Williams composing the album for Star Wars

    Christopher Walkies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that image he would be reading the sheet music for Holst's Mars.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Burn baby burn, disco inferno, burn baby burn...🎶

    Igor914624
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire!"

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I see wrong with this picture is he is sitting too low. His wrists are going to hurt playing that low.

    Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude played "Flight of the Bumblebee" one time too many.

    Roger9er
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably plays Great Balls of Fire.

    Chris Fenner
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain...

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone asks you if everything is fine

    Christian Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the end of the video for Faith No More's Epic. AFTER the fish flopping around part.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly this same thing happened to me in November '77, and the police didn't believe me.

    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the US version of the Hairy Hand legend in Devon, UK?

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you still need your Mother(board) to help you wipe your butt.

    Rinoboyrich
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the ANUUS 2XL chip?

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for enjoying the go.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to represent a greasy wannabe Podcaster/influencer?

    Unstable_Artist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it represents a pizza wearing a shirt. /lh

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a gold chain for authentic Italian cuisine

    Crazy Stay
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza Steve ! Uncle Grandpa was looking for you...

    Christian Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image is what I'm going to think of when someone mentions the Joe Rogan Podcast from now on.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever's in that glass. It's strong.

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    Ari Maranichi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶"We all live in the yellow submarine..."

    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual photo of LSD's slippery slopes

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, so making a joke of Muslims is funny? (I am a muslim, got joked at 3 to 4 times today)

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    JoyfulZebra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will do anything to bring all the groceries in on the first trip.

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    Cosmo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just looks like hazing 😕

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m not afraid of your stinking American prisons”

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste ... killing for food is acceptable, killing to throw the animal in the trash is a crime.

    Rob Miles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably not real bacon, though. in fact, the more I look at it the more I think it's a blanket with rubber/plastic sewn on.

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    Lisa T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s bacon? Where is the meat? That looks like strips of fat

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its umut. He is a danish chef, who has a really intense love for bacon, cracklings and sauce made with cream milk. He is amazing

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Imo, he's a weirdo but I respect his love for bacon. 🙃

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Are you achin, yup yup, for some bacon, yup yup🎶

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna lay you down in a bed of baaaacoooon🎶

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