*snort*

That's kind of what IKEA feels like anyway

That's more like it

If it works, it works. I think it's adorable and totally fits (the concept of pride).

lol

The goose is loose

Don't mess with the icon, the red phone box is a symbol of the country.

Sarcasm with every meal. I like it.

Seagulls are so crafty. And fast!

Funny the Stewart and McAvoy are sitting the exact same way

Between 6pm and 8am its The Purge

Nothing can disturb a British and their beer lol.

😂😂😂

Good doggo

They've been at the box dyes lol.

I thought it was the other way around. English have a mowing fetish and Scots are wild and free. 😂😂😂

You be you Tony :)

Someone stole his tuxedo!

Don't they know you should cook the bird first. Jk

'Tectonic plates try to cheat at Coin Pusher games. But to no avail'

Omg 😂😂😂

This one is great

Awww how nice.

Might want to blow on that before taking a sip.

It is definitely 'Eddie Stobart'. This is photoshopped; the left side is poorly filled in. How can I tell? Because this is my level of photoshop competency.

work from home means more sleep in the morning, who would complain but covid? :D

Don't go breaking his heart Becks! 😂😂

"Temporary" as in "we didn't need proper planning permission to install these"

That's how my grandfather used to make us sandwiches!

Rode on a lot of buses. Bus drivers always acknowledge other bus drivers, even drivers of other municipal vehicles. When travelling a bus, I think how would I salute another bus driver. I would probably use a variety of hand salutes, probably depending on the individual I was saluting to. Obviously, certain hand salutes are inappropriate.

The longer i look at it, I feel like Jensen Ackles {Dean Winchester to be exact} was morphed into Dwayne Johnson......

If you receive the package your the receptionist

I don't need reminding.

Woah that took me way too long to realize none of them are even in the picture!

"I toad you to put the rubbish in the bin!"

Geez Angela,no need to be so blount 😂

I read this to my son on a car trip and he started crying because he was a bit tired.

Observed by a Brit I assume, because, unless I've seriously misunderstood Brexit, we dont use Euros

Not in Britain. British attitude maybe, but the car registrations aren't UK plates, and I believe Paarl is in South Africa...?

Me drunk at 50: "I'm gonna pee now."

Sure you don't mean laying bricks.

👍

👍ok

That was my dad (r.i.p) too. He was the absolute master of the one word text message.

I see no lies

Hahaha oh my GOSH. This is actually all my dad ever texts me. It's a running joke in the family now!

ok

So true!

If all your texts can be answered with OK or thumbs up then maybe it's your message that's lacking. :)

mine doesn't respond #relatable

Still a better love story than Twilight!

That's how I straighten my hair. Well not exactly, my hubby does it, not Sharon Osbourne.

Dunno why but this made me lose it hahahahaha