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We Made Niceballs To Help You Relieve The Stress At Work
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We Made Niceballs To Help You Relieve The Stress At Work

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Imaginarte, the communications agency, has developed a prosthetic stress-relief accessory that makes it possible. Holidays are the perfect excuse for doing the things that daily life gets typically in the way of. Going to the same beach as every year, cremating steaks on the barby, taking up trekking without having a clue what that is, monging out watching a 9-hour monster session of that series, you read the spoilers for months ago — or simply sitting around playing with your squishy balls.

It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not. There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our squishy toys, namely balls. So, what’s the problem? Returning to work after our much-needed holidays invariably means we just haven’t got the time for it.

That’s why Imaginarte decided to create a galactic solution to the problem shared by millions of stressed-out people, by collaborating with one of the special effects engineers for the Oscar-winning “Gravity,” Raúl Rodríguez Romeo. The result is NiceBalls: a dangling prosthetic accessory that sticks easily, discreetly, and efficiently to your desk. Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides a few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while in our stressful everyday lives.

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It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not

There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our balls

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They stick easily, discreetly and efficiently to your desk

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Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism

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MD
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.

Herbert Nenenger
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.

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Hans
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...

Chris Beetow
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown

Dmitry Shapiro
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

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Rachel Rosky
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It ridiculous how several men have decried this in the comments as a double standard of sexual objectification (one whose comment is even hidden due to low rating) and how no one seems to back them up. If this were boobs or a vulva, many women would be disgusted, yet balls are ok? I think this an obnoxious product and completely inappropriate for a work environment.

Cervantes01
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well said, I was about to post the same type of thing myself, but then I read your comment, upvoted for pointing obvious misanthropy and double standards.

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Hans
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess these pictures were meant for the "10+ completely senseless products" open list...

Rachel Alexandria
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just...really don't understand why this is a thing. I don't think dudes play with their balls because it makes their HAND feel good... And how in the world is this supposed to be compelling for women? I mean, aside from being a visual prank, I just don't get it.

Kevin Donegan
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're hoping you get fired from your job, the perfect way to do it is purchase his device and stick it under your desk. I would give you at most a few days before you're asked to leave your place of employment. What about a silicone vagina stuck under your desk that you could rub occasionally? Same thing.

Cesi Baca
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a monumental waste of time and creative energy to come up with something like this. Just idiotic.

.gas.
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the lack of detail. If HR were to get angry, just say it's a stress ball and they've got their minds in the gutter!

Fletcher Creat Home
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In castellano you use the sentence "tocarse las pelotas" (play with your balls) for the moment when you don´t do anything and enjoy it

Cindy Boyer
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm disappointed in you, Bored Panda, for reporting on something like this. Usually your posts are interesting, beautiful, unusual, etc. but not disgusting and sexually related. Please don't put on sexually related articles. We get enough of that from other sites. Stay clean and you'll continue to receive all the attention you want.

Paula Luedke Pennington
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most ridiculous thing I hve ever heard of!! And, you think people at work are going to allow this!!! Boy, have you got a screw lose!

André Piva
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't wait for them to make a big pair of titties for me to squeeze! Would that be sexual objectification? Or is that allowed too? The doublethink is strong, huh?

Rachel Rosky
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Completely agree. A pair of boobs would have put everyone up in arms, yet balls are ok? Total double standard, and btw I think both would be inappropriate in a work environment.

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Alexander Shapatava
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and if someone did it with a boob imitator, world would go s**t crazy

Estefani Licea Madrigal
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha so awesome! I guess if you have a cool boss and everyone at your job can take some humor and not let it get out of line then it's cool.

Meeow
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF!!!!! lmaooooo.Who's gonna squeeze that ball under your work desk hahahaha!!

Dmitry Shapiro
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1401713971/niceballs-be-productive-whilst-you-touch-your-ball

Shannon Barnes
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think it is ment as joke i doubt ..or id like to think most folks would not put em on there desk at work...seems more useful as a gag gift type thing

Jrm Malefond
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how everybody is arguing about that. Can't you just laugh or being amazed ? I mean, the whole evolution of humanity build up to this ! It's wonderful !!

Artahmiss
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously... You have got to understand that this is a joke... It's a gag product. Who in their right mind would actually bring this to work, you would get fired! Why are so many people taking this so seriously?

Ihave Apenis
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If any women need to relief some stress let me know i'm willing to volunter and help you

Ifeanyi Duke
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the silliest thing I seen... It just a waste of time .)

Kirsten Preston
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Christmas is just round the corner - would make for tree baubles ...

Igor Vihnanek
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is especially great cause the author of the article is "almudena" and "muda" means "balls" in croatian :D

Jaimie Lee
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this and thought "trekking" was talking about Star Trek.... #nerdalert

Sally Peterson
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time I wanna yell "grow a sack"...I'll just grab these from under my desk....where do I buy these ? I can't tell you how often it will come in necessary at work I-love-it-...c21fb7.jpg I-love-it-57cb99bc21fb7.jpg

Sally Peterson
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow....now when I wanna say....go a sack ok ? I can just grab mine under the desk and hand them over I-love-it-...b7b6ac.jpg I-love-it-57cb993b7b6ac.jpg

Peer Chowdhury
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From now on people will try to peek under their female coworkers table. Secretly..... LOL.

Abhisek Panda
Community Member
8 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

What if some one makes breasts for males in office.... not many will be happy then; especially feminists. The company which made those things was pretty sure that there will not be much fuss over it.

Rouss Leah
Community Member
8 years ago

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NAUGHTY!!!! for women, for men, thats GAY!!!!

MD
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.

Herbert Nenenger
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.

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Hans
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...

Chris Beetow
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown

Dmitry Shapiro
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It ridiculous how several men have decried this in the comments as a double standard of sexual objectification (one whose comment is even hidden due to low rating) and how no one seems to back them up. If this were boobs or a vulva, many women would be disgusted, yet balls are ok? I think this an obnoxious product and completely inappropriate for a work environment.

Cervantes01
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well said, I was about to post the same type of thing myself, but then I read your comment, upvoted for pointing obvious misanthropy and double standards.

Load More Replies...
Hans
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess these pictures were meant for the "10+ completely senseless products" open list...

Rachel Alexandria
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just...really don't understand why this is a thing. I don't think dudes play with their balls because it makes their HAND feel good... And how in the world is this supposed to be compelling for women? I mean, aside from being a visual prank, I just don't get it.

Kevin Donegan
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're hoping you get fired from your job, the perfect way to do it is purchase his device and stick it under your desk. I would give you at most a few days before you're asked to leave your place of employment. What about a silicone vagina stuck under your desk that you could rub occasionally? Same thing.

Cesi Baca
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a monumental waste of time and creative energy to come up with something like this. Just idiotic.

.gas.
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the lack of detail. If HR were to get angry, just say it's a stress ball and they've got their minds in the gutter!

Fletcher Creat Home
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In castellano you use the sentence "tocarse las pelotas" (play with your balls) for the moment when you don´t do anything and enjoy it

Cindy Boyer
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm disappointed in you, Bored Panda, for reporting on something like this. Usually your posts are interesting, beautiful, unusual, etc. but not disgusting and sexually related. Please don't put on sexually related articles. We get enough of that from other sites. Stay clean and you'll continue to receive all the attention you want.

Paula Luedke Pennington
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most ridiculous thing I hve ever heard of!! And, you think people at work are going to allow this!!! Boy, have you got a screw lose!

André Piva
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't wait for them to make a big pair of titties for me to squeeze! Would that be sexual objectification? Or is that allowed too? The doublethink is strong, huh?

Rachel Rosky
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Completely agree. A pair of boobs would have put everyone up in arms, yet balls are ok? Total double standard, and btw I think both would be inappropriate in a work environment.

Load More Replies...
Alexander Shapatava
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and if someone did it with a boob imitator, world would go s**t crazy

Estefani Licea Madrigal
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha so awesome! I guess if you have a cool boss and everyone at your job can take some humor and not let it get out of line then it's cool.

Meeow
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF!!!!! lmaooooo.Who's gonna squeeze that ball under your work desk hahahaha!!

Dmitry Shapiro
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1401713971/niceballs-be-productive-whilst-you-touch-your-ball

Shannon Barnes
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think it is ment as joke i doubt ..or id like to think most folks would not put em on there desk at work...seems more useful as a gag gift type thing

Jrm Malefond
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how everybody is arguing about that. Can't you just laugh or being amazed ? I mean, the whole evolution of humanity build up to this ! It's wonderful !!

Artahmiss
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously... You have got to understand that this is a joke... It's a gag product. Who in their right mind would actually bring this to work, you would get fired! Why are so many people taking this so seriously?

Ihave Apenis
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If any women need to relief some stress let me know i'm willing to volunter and help you

Ifeanyi Duke
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the silliest thing I seen... It just a waste of time .)

Kirsten Preston
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Christmas is just round the corner - would make for tree baubles ...

Igor Vihnanek
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is especially great cause the author of the article is "almudena" and "muda" means "balls" in croatian :D

Jaimie Lee
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this and thought "trekking" was talking about Star Trek.... #nerdalert

Sally Peterson
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time I wanna yell "grow a sack"...I'll just grab these from under my desk....where do I buy these ? I can't tell you how often it will come in necessary at work I-love-it-...c21fb7.jpg I-love-it-57cb99bc21fb7.jpg

Sally Peterson
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow....now when I wanna say....go a sack ok ? I can just grab mine under the desk and hand them over I-love-it-...b7b6ac.jpg I-love-it-57cb993b7b6ac.jpg

Peer Chowdhury
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From now on people will try to peek under their female coworkers table. Secretly..... LOL.

Abhisek Panda
Community Member
8 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

What if some one makes breasts for males in office.... not many will be happy then; especially feminists. The company which made those things was pretty sure that there will not be much fuss over it.

Rouss Leah
Community Member
8 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

NAUGHTY!!!! for women, for men, thats GAY!!!!

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