Best comeback ever!

Upvote x infinity

Reinstate said law please! (But not nose biting, maybe a swift kick to the twig and berries?)

If the piece of plastic is better than the guy, he is definitely the problem.

This sounds like the equivalent of "Uneducated immigrants who don't speak American stole our jerbs."

'Pound themselves silly'?? That is a weeeeeeiiiiiiird way to describe it

If the piece of plastic gets her the end result she wants, you need to ask yourself what you're doing wrong.

Ha ha ha he really can't see it?

'Pound themselves'? Hahahahaha.... do guys really think that? hahahaha

"Piece of plastic?" No. That's not how those work. Which Dollar Store is he shopping at?

How about neither...?

Dude just admit it, you suck in bed lol

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sociopathic thinking of some men, either related to lower intelligence, or reminding me ... there is this traditional rule in some countries, where women should mask there entire face.

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One of my Ex's left me for an older man... 15 years older! She now works as a carer in retirement home, and I am so worried about the residents.

Yeah, about that... I am a guy who's been friends mostly with women throughout my life. Not because I expected them to have sex with me, but because I genuinely valued their friendship. Lo and behold, more than a couple of them ended up having sex with me. Even if that didn't continue, we remained friends. In one case it DID continue, and we've now been together almost 5 years. ❤️

Dude honestly thinks that she's putting in a booty call with him after he called her a "f*****g bitch". Talk about being massively deluded.

Okay she definitely dodged a Missile

I like this one, he made me laugh. I hope he’s found his happiness now he has some self awareness.

I love thisz one

Savage! And I'm here for it lol

I'm much smarter than you -- yeah dude, that's a good pickup line. Very seductive.

Yes that person was not nice, but posting a private convo online to your own Facebook page where people will recognize them, also isnt a very nice thing to do imo.

A lack of self awareness on this level definitely explains how there are still so many Trump supporters

So "nice guys" are kinda like pets - they perform tricks and expect treats as a reward :D

On the plus side, at least he self-id'd as an asshole before she got any deeper in the relationship.

Calling her family? What the actual f? What's wrong with him? I hope she is alright.

truth

Why do men watch porn and wank, are we women not good enough for you?

LOL! Brilliant!

Every time with these incel-types. Like, do you have any idea how much of a turn off it is to hear someone whining about how they're unfuckable? Ever heard the phrase, 'self-fulfilling prophecy?'

Not believing her makes him not a nice guy.

"unless you got really fat." wow

I appreciate him admitting it and being ashamed

funny how "gorgeous women" become "ugly bitches" in 2 minutes...

in what dimension does this kind of threatening works??

The cognitive dissonance displayed here is breathtaking.

That is just stupid.

Talking about entitled a**holes.

Woah, this is f****d up.

That is sickening. Oooh her defences are down she just lost her boyfriend, I'm gna creep on over to try and meet my own needs because I can. Oh hell there is a lot of shuddery stuff on this thread

I don't understand why people think this would work.

jesus christ dude there's a time and a place, and it's NEVER and NOWHERE

Watches too many movies this gguy. Here's a tip, that never works unless you were already at a stage where you're basically dating without the label.

"Flawnt"

I hope she shows these messages to the new manager. He’s a creep and probably a rapist

wow yeah you showed her, huh? You showed her what a real good guy is. I bet she's regretting it now, yup. So regretting it .... (rolls eyes)

I really hope this guy gets fired. This is inappropriate, ESPECIALLY to coworkers.

I was given the hateful look by rejecting guys hitting on me just because they were tan and, you know I "am white" (whatever that even means). No need to explain myself or justify the rejection in the first place, but they didn't even bother finding out about my marital status....

what is wrong with those people?